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Danhumprey: If there is anybody you should have directed this statement you made "self righteous b.itch",it shouldn't have been Zeemoore. What did she said to warrant that from you?

I will like to know d price of toyota corolla sport 2004 and how much it will cost to bring it down to lagos. Secondly, you said it will take just two days to bring the car to lagos; I was just wondering ur own method of clearing cars with Nigeria custom

Like seriously? Sometimes I just wonder how these 21st century pastors will explain themselves on the last day. Infact, how come we still v people attending his church or are they all blind, deaf or brainwashed? What I know is that if Jesus Christ was alive, he would never have bought a combined 153million naira cars for anything. I don't care if he runs a charity organisation or gives out occasional scholarships; in as much as there r still many poor people in this world, there is no limit to free giving.

tope56: I came out with third class but I never allow it to weight me down I didn't even tell my friends except my course mate so that hey will not discourage me and thank God today those that came out with first class are working under me.

You did not allow it to [b][/b]weight you down? Those that came out with first class are working [b][/b]under you?...Hmmm...... No wonder you came out with third class..... Now I see y ASUU is yet to call off the strike... Na wah o

They are afraid of African Traditional Religion. Let political office holders and others in public offices swear in the name of Ile (earth). Some of them would say they are Christians and Muslims and would not swear in the name of Ogun ( god of iron) or Sango ( gods of thunder). I agree with them but let everybody swear in the name of Ile. We are all made from the soil and we would return there. Let them swear in this name and you would see that corruption would stop.

Considering the current situation of the country, this is what we truly need

Bro, you don't have to feel bad. The truth is that you were not employed by access bank. Everything happening to you @ the bank had already been agreed with your employer who apparently did not disclose this to you. I want you to also know that access bank does not discriminate between IBPLC and core Access Bank support staff because the salary package is the same across board. My advice to you is to be diligent in your job and aspire to improve academically. Trust me, you will be rewarded by your next employer in a way you least expect.

God be with you my brother

Nigerian Prophet, TB Joshua has said that ‘If the world goes to war in Syria, it will not stop there. It will affect all its neighbours. There will be no peace in that region for years.’ He added: “We should appeal to the Arab League to come together and talk to our brother.” God Almighty continues to speak through His servants, the prophets. Prophet T.B. Joshua gave words of prophecy concerning the pending war on Syria. The Bible says in Proverbs 29:18, “Where there is no vision, the people perish.” We thank God for the prophetic warning and the instruction in righteousness and wisdom to handle such a situation. We pray that those involved will hear the voice of God and heed the warning. - See more at: http://www.omg.com.ng/2013/09/if-usa-attacks-syria-there-will-be-no-peace-for-years-prophet-tb-joshua/#more-26135

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Africa’s fastest woman, Blessing Okagbare gave Nigeria another medal on Friday by winning bronze in the women’s 200m final at the IAAF World Athletics Championship in Moscow.

Okagbare thereby became the first Nigerian athlete to win two medals in the history of the Championship.

The 24 year old had ended Nigeria’s 14-year wait to climb the podium in the championship when she won a silver medal in the long jump event last weekend.

The Delta State born athlete who had a disappointing 100m run where she placed 6thin the final, took the 200m bronze in a photo finish with 100m silver medalist, Murielle Ahoure of Ivory Coast, both of whom timed 22.32.

Jamaica’s Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce however bagged her second gold medal at the championships by winning 200m final. The 26 year old clocked 22.17 seconds.

The youngest ever World Championships finalist in a women’s 200m, Shaunae Miller of Bahamas finished fourth in 22.74.

For the first time since 1997, the USA failed to pick up a medal in this event at a World Championships with their top-ranked athletes Jeneba Tarmoh  (22.78) and ChaRonda Williams (22.81) placing fifth and sixth.

European champion Mariya Ryemyen of Ukraine finished seventh in 22.84.

Source: http://thenationonlineng.net/new/world-championships-okagbare-wins-200m-bronze/

My colleague in the office was inside the bus but she didn't survive it. The accident happened yesterday morning while she was going to ibadan on an official assignment. 6 people died on the spot while the remaining 8 were fatally injured (a 14 passenger Mazda bus). May the souls of the deceased rest in perfect peace....#Feeling down and sad#

My guy, the same bond thing happens in a popular Nigeria bank too. Some of my friends actually left before the expiration of the bond and nothing was done about it. If you aren't finding fulfilment in this job, its really good to leave but make sure you dont leave unless you have a better offer. Back to your question, you are free to leave the employ of the indians without any unfavourable consequences. Take care

TB Joshua has predicted that it will be 8-0 in favour of Spain. I just pray his prediction doesn't come to pass this time.

Source: http://www./forum/showthread.php?t_id=72046&page=1

I came across this while I was browsing through naijaloaded site. I just hope the Man of God's prediction doesn't come to pass this time.

Source: http://www./forum/showthread.php?t_id=72046&page=1

And what if the girl is not pretty....I won't because of these qualities marry an ugly girl o

I call mine Jasmine

This is so annoying. I could remember being in this situation while i was in O.A.U. The VC in person of Fabarode do bring in MOPO whenever there was a peaceful protest. It was so bad that the school almost became a barrack. We really went thru hell.

Its on Punch Newspaper as Breaking News. May God have mercy on us all.

Victor Moses is the man of the match.

Nice one

OMG, THIS IS SO HILARIOUS

#80million:
*speechless*

You point a gun to a man's HEAD and shoot, the man cries in pain holding his CHEST and falls down.
Next he's in a hospital with bandage and blood on his STOMACH.

Pls clap for Nollywood.

playto: I cannot lick toto for love

O boy na say u no dey romantic. Wetin dey toto wey u no fit lick...Mtscheew

At Abu's mother's funeral. Abu was serving everyone but ignored his best friend Akpors.
Akpors: Hmmm Abu, don't forget that my mother wil also die oo
Na wah 4 Akpors o

1. Dagrin....I miss him so much
2. Funmi Martins