₦airaland Forum

Kockane:
It was on Nairaland I got to realise that the problems of Nigeria can only be solved by God almighty. Even the most patriotic and loyal politicians need to rig elections first to be able to attain that position where they can change the face of the Nation.

I recall a few days ago when I logged on to this forum and saw a topic on front page, (one of those Anti-Buhari posts) only a couple of posts so I decided to contribute my thoughts in a responsible and articulate manner, with the thoughts that my articulations may change someone's life. I took my time and composed my post, checked out for grammatical errors, punctuation, etc, then I clicked the "post" button... Boom! A post that would've been Number 10, at the very worst, landed me on page 3!!! No front page, nothing!!! My carefully articulated thoughts relegated to the background where nobody bothers to give a look. I scrolled up to see the posts that made the cut within a 2-3 minutes of having to compose mine, behold: "aaa" "lol" "ahdhdhjdj" "ok" "wow" etc, etc were the jargons these nairaland kids used to push me to page 3.

I learnt a vital lesson that day, not only is the race for FTC for the swift, the race for front page is even for the swifter. No time to be forming "man of integrity", post your "hdhdhdhdh" and come back to modify.

So this morning when I saw this post and only about 5 comments so far, nobody taught me to "jejely" post my "gshsjsjssj", go and have my bath, dress up, drink my akamu and hot akara, den sit down to come and develop this plot of land I bought just to articulate my thoughts so the world can see.

So, what's the moral of my story: space booking is one of the fundamental problems of the Nigerian society today and this menace must be stopped before it destroys all that the Buhari government stands for.

Thank you, and God bless.

Don't know why but I laughed so hard

atilla:
This is not fake o. Its using https and also look at the link isn't that the correct address?

A URL name within an email cannot be used to prove an authentic website. Move your mouse over that link and you will be shocked at the address that will come up. Please never fall for cheap scam like this

Born2eatPussy:
Your head can give kids some nightmare

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Wicked

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Cheers.

I will advice your friend to ignore the guy. If truly there was a sex video between both of them, I'm sure the guy's face wasn't invisible. This means that any attempt to post such video will cause serious embarrassment to him, his wife and kids.

Trust me, the guy won't post the video assuming he still has it.

Lastly, your friend must not talk about this to her fiance or else... you know the rest.

Am l the only person that doesn't understand this?

Lol

warrior01:
Don't blame them. It was so boring and disorganized they had to stop airing it.

You can imagine.... Anyway, thanks; I just wanted to be sure I tuned to the right channel.

I just tuned in to channels tv and they aren't showing the gala night party

Not massive yet but it's just a matter of time..... God help this country

I'm happy for PDP but they actually won by spending a lot of cash.... In ondo town itself, I saw people voting for PDP in exchange for N500. It was so embarrassing because this happened in the presence of security officers. I know this country will get to d promise land someday.

Election in Ondo town needs to be cancelled totally. In my polling unit and most polling units in the town, PDP peeps were seen asking people to vote for PDP in exchange for N500. I was shocked when i saw people sell their conscience for this token. One day, we will definitely get it right in this country.

You people should stop spreading rumours from lindaikeji abeg. Someone created this topic on nairaland sometimes in september last year with the full pictures of the proposal and the lady even said YES. It happened at Ikeja city mall. See the link below:

https://www.nairaland.com/1882600/photos-guy-proposed-girl-shoprite

ionsman:
Orubebe's drama happened at about twelve or so. You said the president called buhari when the drama was unfolding and you said Gej called Buhari around16:15......
You say the pix was a hoax,but Abdusalami wore the same cloth to meet Buhari and Gej on the 31st.
Insider my Foot.
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Next story please.

I swear you nailed it. Not just abdulsalami, even Dangote wore the same suit and tie to meet Buhari on the 31st

Dunno

And this was the same prophet that predicted that there was going to be plane crash in NIGERIA before the election...... It's obvious that if any of his predictions comes to pass, he will say he warned us; if not, he will say the congregation prayers averted it. I'm tired of predictions abeg, give us prophecies.

Na wah o... The first question i will ask the op is how many years had the guy worked? If the guy had worked for like 10yrs and he used all his savings to buy a 2mill car, then there is a problem. However, there is no big deal if a guy decides to buy a 2mil naira car after working btw 1 to 5yrs because it only means he won't have to think about buying another car for another say 3 to 5yrs. Within this period, he can then invest properly and also settle down.

If you stay in Lagos and you work in a consulting or banking sector, then you will know a young man buying a 2mill naira car (say muscle camry) and living in a rented apartment is just a normal way of life

All of 'em love her... She should marry the richest man

Very funny @WHITE GARMENT