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gabrywyl:
Since when Phemour is this serious? CHAI! U dey act like a moneky infront of ma face ooo. . .

See this mogul

They are just stunning

That Mukina2 Vs Man U.
Mukina where are u

kanuri sud:
i want to know if this habit exsist in other northern tribes?

is practised in Kano

kanuri sud:
and is there slaves nowadays in that eara?

The slave I mean is not like olden days where they are deprived of their right, Dogari get paid

Unfortunately,  yester-night my pal got unwell so he had to be admitted at Dutse General Hospital and the right thing for me to do is to be with him.

But to be candid, the atmosphere at the hospital wasn’t a breeze a well person or a mere headache patient should inhale and exhale in. the atmosphere was so harsh, damaging that someone can easily feel

I am not saying people in the hospitals are harmful to stay with but just wondering Why the bad Atmosphere which could be traceable to the Untidiness and why Untidiness itself?

Expantiate on how this practise began.

Further more, the Sarakuna has a chamber e.g. Dutse Emirate which the Emir heads, Sarauta is only given to the rich not an ordinary street man in-fact, we can say before Sarauta is given to someone the person must have done something huge to the Emirate.

In addition, a new Sarauta[/b]a is provided with Shelter, Food Cars, Houses and Wife for the well being of Sarauta by the emirate. Horses are there in abundant; every male child of [b]Sarauta has at least two horses which they ride on Salah day with imported cloths

In conclusion, just as you know what will happen to a Ward Chancellor that disdains the president is exactly what will happen a Sarauta that disrespects The Emir

The immediate past chairman of the governing board of Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) Chief Amugo Ugorji says the recent decision to combine the Universities Matriculation Examination and Polytechnic examinations would solve the problem of dichotomy between HND and Degree certificates in the country.

Ugorji while briefing newsmen in Owerri said the new policy when it becomes effective would have positive effect on the development of education in the country.

He said for JAMB to have come up with the idea showed that it meant well for the revival of education, adding that the Universal Tertiary Matriculation  Examination (UTME) would make it possible to have  parity in the certificates.  Chief Ugorji recalled that there had been clamour to equate HND with degree because of the long existing dichotomy created in the number of subjects required to be passed before admission into both university and polytechnic

While welcoming the new idea as a policy that would augur well for the country, he said it would bring about standardization in seating of the examination.

Source: Dailytrust

@ Aloy.Emeka

What do they gain from giving up their lives for samantha?

They get paid
their child will never be in police custody  u know wat i mean

@ ode remo

Dogari, i thought he used to play for france

you may be right,
The world has one Language but different meanings,
A "fool" in English could mean "brilliant" in another language
but this of hausas is life house maid which could also be called slave

@ post
it looks ordinary

Sarauta means Chief, Sarauta is more than a simply Chief you’ve ever known in other Nigerian tribes. They got this admiration by their fellow Hausas which makes them more than ordinary wealthy man.

They have Dogari, which could also be called Slave, Dogari(es) give up their lives to serve Sarauta, Dogari follows Matan Sarauta (Sarauta Wives ) and Sarauta himself wherever they go.

Young men and women want to get married to Dan Gidan Sarauta (Sarauta child) not only because of the wealthiness but also the respect attached to being Sarauta Inlaw

So if you want to marry Hausa Girl or Guy, marry the one from Sarauta house coz its gusto to be  Sarauta Inlaw

skolars:
Love means Ifunanya.Tell me gold digger,BIRTHDAY,CELEBRATION and PHLEGM IS IGBO,HAUSA AND YORUBA

Golddigger In English: woman who cultivates men to obtain money from them

but other languages

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Birthday in Hausa: Murnan chika shekara

Birthday in Yoruba: Ojo Ibu

Birthday in Igbo:

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Celebration in Hausa: Murna

Celebration in Yoruba: Ayeye

Celebration in Igbo:



keep posting

U people don pas my power ooooo

hmmm, they look beautiful

Yahoo Money, now Arab Money, Next, Begger money.
That when he'll have no money to buy cafe time.

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Our main motive here in Nairaland is to electronically Gossip About Education, Solve Problem Concerning Education, and also Brighten Education Future.

But in this thread we’re going to make a Dictionary of our own for Nigerians, we’ll be converting words from Yoruba to English, Hausa to English, Igbo to English.

English Language Examinations test our ability to comprehend words and also English Language is inescapable when it comes to Nigerian education. Therefore, we need not to falter to make words in an understandable way for Nigerians to improve Nigerian English

Here we go

Note: When writing in Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa language it should always be in Italics

Some one should help, I need

Philanthropist in Yoruba

Extremist in Hausa

Ifunaya in English



Phemour
Edu. Mod

i score 2600 sorry 260 

invisible!:
Most young men of nowadays are lazy, not surprised to hear your big brother complain. Just apply haste and tact in all you do and your bos will respect you.

Why old men of yesterday doesn't put themselves in nowadays lad/lass shoes

Have they forgoten they were once like us

kanayo74:
if not,

what i will advice you to do is to ask him,

how he wants you to do the things he sends you to do any time he sends you on an errand.

He's reserved, he dont say what he have in mind

The long awaited 2009/2010 JAMB Examination has come and gone

What were your experiences, lets be informed

Thanks

Phemi Olaiya
(Phemour)

Bsc ofcourse, abi,

I use to be convinced beyond all reasonable doubt that I’m not a Lazy Boy, but now I’m not too sure if he's right on wrong.

Whenever he gives me a task to do in his office, to me I do it perfectly but he always complains. It’s like this:


Activitie: Take this chair down there.                          

My action: I’ll take the chair away since He’s not précising where to keep it

His reaction: Cant you use your brain

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Activitie: If Gen goes off                          

My action: Many people have gone to check it before I’m even aware.maybe I’m the last person to be there

His reaction: See how he’s working.

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Activitie: Opening office in themorning                          

My action: I’m no the holding office keys So I have no reason to be in haste

His reaction: If he comes and he hasn'st see the office opened, he finds me responsible

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Activitie: If any system got fault                          

My action: Yeah! I love my musics in the Server and so other people do

His reaction: he finds me guilty of any virus infected system bcs i play music

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Today, in the house, he asked me to put on the Gen, I spent almost 10minutes starting it but it couldn’t start, when he came he lamented, is everything I cant do, he said even a woman will on the Gen.

He collected the winder, he tried it but it couldn’t on that when he remembered he has loosened the speed. He increased the speed and I put it on.

I wouldn’t have make this a NL stuff coz I’m not bored with his criticizes but he’s about to take a terrible action.

With my Explanations and Examples, please judge me am I a Lazy Boy?

The Director, Examination and Administration and acting Registrar of the National Examination Commission (NECO), Mr Emmanuel Duro Philips, has announced the cancellation of a total of 346, 568 results of the SSCE external examination it conducted in Nov/Dec, 2008, due to examination related offences as it officially announced the release of results yesterday in Minna.

Statistics from the results indicates that only 27.74 percent of the 307, 744 who sat for the examination passed with 5 credits including English and Mathematics, adding that 21, 201 candidates which reflects an approximate figure of 6.89 percent of the total candidates who sat for the same examination also had their results in all the registered subjects cancelled.

Oyo state tops the list in the number of candidates who registered for the NECO external examination with 52, 318 while Ogun and Lagos came second and third respectively, fielding a total of, 28, 143 and 26, 130 candidates respectively.

Mr. Philip, ventilating displeasure over the situation, maintained that awareness on education seems to be decreasing in some northern and eastern states of the country compared to the number of candidates who registered for the examination in that zone last year.

While Jigawa state had only 311 candidates who registered for the examination, Abia and Adamawa states have, 1, 304 and 1, 796 who registered for the examination.

Mr Philips described education as one factor that adds to the potentials of a developing a country, adding that it is an aspect that must be handled with utmost care in terms of standard and the way and manner it is conducted.

“Education generally is regarded as the bedrock of development in any given society. The global and particularly, national call for a revitalization of the sector makes it imperative on all stakeholders to ensure that it is brought to an acceptable standard that will enhance positive transformation of our society.   

“Therefore, in contribution to the positive transformation of our society through education, NECO as an educational assessment institution, remains unrelenting in discharging its constitutional mandate”, he said.


Source: http://www.dailytrust.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=6713&Itemid=19

Phemour

crazykid:
I think moderators are being selected according to the number of posts they have.

You're absolutely wrong

Around November 2008, I woke up one day ready for work, on getting to my office I met a lady with some Information Sheet trying to tell people about Hero Links Nig. Ltd. All what this so called Hero Links Nig. Ltd. Is, was like Gamble to me but they call it Business who cares, since at the end of a month, If u invests:

N2, 000.00 You Get N6, 000.00
N10, 000.00 You Get N25, 000.00
N20, 000.00 You Get N50, 000.00
N50, 000.00 You Get N150, 000.00
N100, 000.00 You Get N300, 000.00
N200, 000.00 You Get N600, 000.00
N500, 000.00 You Get N1, 500,000.00
N1, 000,000.00 You Get N3, 000.000.00

The first month of the business went flawlessly, people invest more money and Hero Links Nig. Ltd. got more customers.

Second month was a lip-smacking for the people of Dutse to the extent some even have to go borrowing money from family and friends for more gain in the third month to come. Millions of Naira was invested in the third month, while people waiting for multiplication of Millions.

On Monday 2 February, 2009 people discover Hero Link’s shop closed, after some investigations they discover Hero Links Nig. Ltd. has run away. The funniest part of it is that a D.P.O and much Banker are part of the investor.

Beware of Fraudster and Always Be Local in Term of Money




Phemi Olaiya

Lagosboy:
Tell her we are all in this life for a purpose. We were created by the most high and the sole duty we owe him is to worship him and every things stems from that. God shower mercies and blessings on us everyday and we have to show appreciation by giving him thanks. A grateful slave of Allah would always be happy to worship him as this is the essence of creation Q51 v 56. Worshiping him out of Love for him is real sincerity.

Tell her to take things easy and take time to read the quran together with a tafseer (probably ibn kathir which is available in English). Explain to her not think every muslim she meets is a saint or holy as this is mostly the opposite, she would discover the real teachings of islam this way and not by looking at every single muslims attitude unfortunately (myself inclusive). Good company (This is very important) would help and preserve her Islam.

Let her understand that this life is a means to an end. We are in here for a while and we shall al depart to meet our lord someday. Our actions in this world would be a determining factor in the afterlife hence, the need to amass good deeds as that is the only thing we would take with us in the lil hole 6ft below the ground.

I seek refuge for myself and every muslim here from the punishment of the grave and may the almighty avert the fire of hell from us.

Interesting! Thanks.

Help: I'm waiting

I Need Some nice Islamic Messages to make her strong
Thanks


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Relax! U can, Open ur account with your Username n Password.
You'll see options, click on Change Institution.
It unlike last year, its free now

[size=4pt]Phemour[/size]

Their cut off mark pls