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joeprince23:
Me and my boo were arguin about menstral pains,it escalated into a play fighting today
and she kneed me in the balls . She
refused to acknowledge that it was more
painful than cramps. If she had balls I
would have kicked her in them. Its very painful, its beyond pain. There are eight stages one goes through
when gettng kicked in the nuts.
1) The initial hit.
2) The shock.
3) The sweaty palms.
4) The feeling that you're going to puke.
5) The slight blackout phase.
6) The falling to the floor part.
7) The blank stare at the sky.
Uphoria I think women have no clue...no
clue...how inhumane it is

...what's the name of that "play"........ This kind joke ehn......like seriously no gal who's sensible enough can do that!......u Neva finie d story complete it....tell us what u said that lead to d " hitting "

Op are u okay?......nonsensical piece of ridiculous nonsense......,,,,,,,how can someone create a thread like this..... Are u in China...smh

Barryseal:

.....A without filters n strong Nigerian sun.....B with filters n makeup......

Shop n generator is nice sha...but d generator part got me lafing in Swahili.... . . hope say d shop is hers ..bf the real owner will call out shaa....just saying though... No hating pls

Werey

shollyshine:
Hello

..hyy

BuikemWillz:
Nawaooo! Sweetheart Yahoo Boyz no go use you...

..........no no anything to keep the thread going... I ain't that greedy

lacemose:
See the Nollywood star, Ini Edo's outfit as she went for the inauguration of Governor Udom Emmanuel for the next four years in office.

She captioned it...

"Out to celebrate a man with whom through him, God has shown Himself Mighty..His Excellency Governor Udom Emmanuel.. A Man after God'sHeart..God confirmed His words ...My favourite quotes.."If God be for me, Who can be against me"?? "ONE With GOD is a majority" A man who has led the great people of AkwaIbom state back to God, A man of integrity..Iam in awe of the quality of man/politician that u are especially in this day and age..You have been such an exemplary leader and I am privileged and humble to be a part of your administration...The good Lord whom you have served with all your might, will uphold you with His right hand and No weapon fashioned against you, shall ever prosper..God bless you Sir...celebrations continua"


See photos...

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/05/see-ini-edos-outfit-to-governor-udom.html

...shoe nah bomb....outfit is splendid..... Nice one

U mean secondary or tertiary virgnity ....u gals can not cease to amuse me honesty

When there is money ...even ur enemy go draw ur portrait..... Power of moni

nairafame:
Cameraman climb up staircase, see where he's standing just to satisfy his customers.

What can you say to this?

See more photos below
Source: https://www.nairafame.com/2019/05/see-where-this-cameraman-climb-to.html

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Fynestboi
Cc Seun
Cc Mynd44

..for what.... Haba that's too much nah....what if he mistakenly slips down....

Preciousgirl:
I particularly like guys with a black upper lip and red lower lip


What's yours

.....the guy with bulgy pockets... It makes me come before he says hiii

Raw truth though..... No comparison whatsoever.....
Guess what am a v..lol

Like telling who? Is she us wife?..u r funny....how sure are u that u will later wife her.. Let's be realistic... Keep ur damn mouth shut! .....this is ur testing period... Test her to know the level of love she has for u
Telling her abt ur achievement can only increase demand and her expectations
Save ur money for the future ....until u wife her be spending wit calculator in ur head... Don't allow love cloud ur sense of reasoning.... Am also a gal...morning

Timekeeper:
Can I be that man u desire??

...accurate time keeper..lol

Nice story... Oya move it to d literature section...... This fiction is bomb

dingbang:
yes I have 30billion naira. Can we go on the date now?

..30 billion gang lol

Ghana get oil?

Contumely:
Yes, I am from the East too.

....nwannem nwoke this is quite surprising...... U don't want onochie....wait until your mom hears this

Y don't u post your before church pix here. ......make we see with our naked eye n tell u d naked truth...
Like seriously how r we supposed to know ....we don't do magic....I don't wanna guess..I like telling ppl raw truth
Sth tells me u know the reason y...

Lord av mercy ......wat a world

That everybody is doing sth doesn't make it right.....this is a fact ....saying no to sex before marriage can actually reduce some insecurities in terms of cheating whether virgin or not
The truth of the matter is that gf full everywhere.. But wife material dey scarce.... All the gud gals are now turning slay mama's
Virgins are scarce but they r still virgins out there..but that doesn't guarantee a successful home but the chances of a successful home is high.it all depends on ur definition of a successful home..
Some av already taken the honey before the moon.....my 2 cents though

Deepfeel:
Continue to keep it real babe, artificial beauty ain't real beauty

..thanks dear

Deepfeel:
Love your natural beauty, nothing turns me own like a dark brown skin girl with natural beauty, my perfect taste you possess

..that's how we roll

Love is blind...marriage is the opener n hypo that will open that ur blind eye,,,,,I wish I can get a man that will do this kind of thing for me....now tell me y would I cheat?
Guy u av tried anyway ....make more moni and give her high bp ...some gals are damn lucky
One thing about gals like this is that they tend to go back to guys who r worse like wtf
Now u know wat? Don't allow ur emotions cloud your thinking faculty ...don't allow it....the brain is for thinking
In conclusion.... Dump her.dump her...close ur eyes n dump the damn cheat...am a gal..but I don't support evil

Deepfeel:
No I don't have a small d*ck average in length above average in size, a real Igbo guy size

....oh really Igbo amaka...

Deepfeel:
Exactly my point, sex is a mind game

...sorry I wan ask sth...do u av a small D...

Did the op say a Whooping sum of 1k....poverty die die

Speechless

Is true that size doesn't really matter ,,,,but knowing how to use your tool very well...a woman can actually come before Penetration self... It all depends ...once she's open (mind),,,,,,big D is gud ....what's the essence? if u can't use it well....say no to womb shifters association... Biko nu I rest my case