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Gistsfanz:
A Twitter user identified as @SexyChi14 has got herself trending on the platform after she advised men to dump their girlfriends if they are not thick.

According to her, ladies that are not thick are empty and has nothing to offer.
“Thick is everything. If your girl is not thick throw her away, she is empty and has nothing to offer, but we the thick can bless you with abundance of blessings”
https://www.gistsfanz.com/2019/06/if-your-girl-is-not-thick-throw-her.html

..there is always a thin line between being thick n fat.....any mistake u will see urself migrating to being fat

edulifehack:
I was making out with a girl earlier today so when things got really heated up I started sucking her boobs then I went full on on her nipples nibbling, sucking and using my tongue to flick them, then the funniest thing happened I've never experienced this before, as I was on her nips she started using her tongue to lick the inner part of my ear, it felt really strange cause it's something I've never experienced or heard in such situations. I want to know guys have you experienced this before? and to the ladies do you do this and why?

...so u no go Church?...... She's reciprocating nah y d complain.....carry ur cross jare,!....if she no do ..u will say she just lie down like wood...

I rep 16th

sleeknaija:
Teach us how we should caress it naw

...must we teach u ppl everything.. Ordinary sth can't do...use common sense nah

lilwetdick:
hornny boys and men wont do research before bringing out spit from their mouth and semen from their peniss


Stolen pic alert

..inspector general... I like u shaa

Deepfeel:
You have petite boobs every guy that loves sucking boobs will know exactly what to do with them, its those big Mellon boobs that confuse guys

...lol....u dey do magic ni?

ospreywin:
Have you feed yourself?

.....yes! With too much sense

ospreywin:
Hi, I'm Ade by name, 22, I live in Lagos, I'm in need of a serious girl older by 2-8 years, we start as friends and let's see if we can work something out. Whatsapp 08168399837

.....u r not serious at all....I just sited one Lazy Nigerian youths.... U r looking for who that will be giving u lunch moni abi?

All these men that will be pressing the stuff..like mango.. Smh.....

Ilamina:
So why do we need white mans hospital to survive in today's world

....hmmmm.....where we eating all these processed food then?....op answe

Nice anyway... Women supporting women....gud initiative

nairafamedotcom:
Hottie Hottie! Yoruba Nollywood actress and mother of two, Mercy Aigbe show off her thigh as she rocks white long gown.

See more photos below
Source: https://www.nairafame.com/2019/06/a-whole-meal-mercy-aigbe-show-off-her.html

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Fynestboi
Cc Seun
Cc Mynd44

....I know she can't wait for the camera man to be done,,,,, so that she can breathe...what kind of fucking waist trainer is that...I just weak,... Anyway gals can do anything for the gram

Op u didn't include brushing of 32..u know wat I mean... Very important..
Some guys there mouth**** no bi here.....e go fit catapult somebori to there village.....

Bossjakande:
Gentlemen, approaching and getting the number of someone you really want or your crush doesn’t have to be so hard.
You just have to be convincing enough and, well, interesting or just have a ballsy and super confident attitude. Sometimes, I find myself giving my number out to people I normally even wouldn’t look at twice say in a club, not because I feel obligated to, even though to be quite honest sometimes I just feel sorry for the dude, but because the person is simply charming. At the end of the day, it’s one thing to get the number but another to get the person to successfully respond to you. But, just why are some guys good at getting numbers and others are not? I’m talking of a scenario like in the club, forget about the impaired judgement, sometimes you will see a really fine-looking gent and you will actually slide him your business card. If you’re never successful at approaching girls or getting their numbers, here are some tips to keep in mind next time.
1. Look good, have some class.
First things first, if you’re gonna approach a woman looking 'funny' and probably smelling of Konyagi, just know that you have already been rejected even before you talk. Women will always appreciate a well-groomed man. Case in point, do you think any woman in her right mind would ignore Idris Elba if he approached her?...Exactly.
2. For heaven’s sake…do not have halitosis.
There seems to be a major halitosis problem in the 254. I don’t know if people have lung problems, toothpaste has become expensive or guys just can’t get the teeth brushing basics right. So, if you have bad breath please don’t even think of approaching a woman to ask for her number. Keep yourself busy by eating a tic tac or something.
3. Confidence is everything.
Exude confidence, not the cocky kind, but the great kind. However, do not be aggressive…see, confidence is sexy and women love confident men. I always get impressed when a man isn't afraid to approach me and is actually interesting to listen to. The world’s biggest fear is the fear of rejection, we know that and so when we see a man risk it all, that’s kinda sexy.
4. Have a dope conversation starter.
A compliment, a great joke, ask to borrow a lighter if she’s smoking. While doing it, respect her personal space. For instance, do not lean in too close or start touching her unnecessarily. Remember approaching a woman in a club could end up in two ways, either it goes as planned or you’re rejected.
5. And speaking of rejection, handle it like a boss….
Remember she’s not obligated to talk to you. You’re not Beckham (Pardon me, I have this massive obsession with the Becks). If you’re rejected, respect the decision, take your L and walk away. Guys who start abusing a woman or making comments like “You’re not even that pretty” are such a bore. Urgh.
6. Send over a drink to her table.
Liaise with the waiter and find out what she’s drinking then send her over the drink and then wink when the waiter tells her who bought the drink. Now, this could go two ways, she may be an independent woman who can bankroll herself and finds it an insult when someone randomly buys her a drink, or she may not mind a little spoiling. Still, approach with caution, remember she never asked you for those drinks so buying her the drink does not mean she needs to talk to you. When approaching, remember point number 4.
7. Always assess the situation prior to.
Hey, even when you’re hot and confident, you can’t just walk up to anyone. Assess the situation first, is she alone? With friends? Does she appear to be the friendly kind? Is she a smoker? What kind of drink is she having? You may approach a woman whose man is just on a bathroom break and end up getting your ass whooped when he returns. Also, approaching a woman who is out with friends will mean having to deal with at least one or two cock-blockers. Question is, are you willing to give it a try?
8. When it comes to asking for the number…
If you successfully approach her, now it’s time to hit the jackpot. That’s the tricky part. So you can either ask to take her on a date another time I’m assuming your point number 4 was really on point and here, you could say “Let’s engage more on this over a coffee at your convenience”.
You could also give her your business card, and tell her to “Text you sometime”. Here’s the thing, we humans are easily impressed by status and power. If your business card is impressive in terms of what you do et al, you’re definitely getting a text back.
Ask for her number but not literally, she may say no. Give her your phone instead and have her type it in. Again, back to point number 4, if you didn’t impress her, you’re likely to get a fake number, but it's worth trying!
www.jakandeola.com

.....as e dey hott!....,I laf in Swahili.....

MegaPlayBoy:
Took her out three months ago. She was forming hard to get. She slipped through my fingers but I bided my time. Waiting patiently.
Came to see me on Friday, took her to shoprite, took her to FilmHouse, she was happy. And I was happy too.
I asked her to crash in my lounge for the weekend and she said yes..
We have been doing it now since last night. Her honeypot is so tight and sweet. Shes lying beside me now. Naked. Getting ready for the next round.
Let's see how tonight goes

.....oya clap for urself.....is that one achievement.. U mean u av been shagging sbdy since yesterday.....the way am seeing u eh...u go fit die on top woman..mitcheew

Ordinary sex u r posting it here.....ordinary sex.....where is ur common sense op? ...just the common one

Cocoyamdcomedia:
Nairalanders
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Abeg make una help me shook mouth for this matter o .
E get this babe for my new apartment area . The first day I park go there she just day look me eye any how but we never day talk to or greet heech hother . Na so one day accidentally me and her enter Keke together o . We greet o. We talked to each other o.
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After that day once the babe see me she don call me to wait , I go wait she go Waka come , she go day ask me questions upon questions , like how are you doing. Where are you going , how's is this how is that? After that she go go back.
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Me I know shall say na that kind stuff she day fine but I no too interested on her like that, no be say she no fine o she fine and she gatther Wella but I just don't want to do anything with her base on say na my area and na the front of the road to the entrance to my compound she day live. And me no too like too CLOSE stuffs.
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My brothers and sisters na so the babe just call me the other day o say make I wait. Na she begin day yam me say them don tif her phone and she no get money like this. Abeg make I help her buy phone for her . Android phone.
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Chai brothers and sisters make una tell me wethin I go do cous as I day so I day confused like this. Shay make I blip this babe abi make I leave an as I leave an since?? As for the phone, Shay make I buy an for her blip her join or make I just tell an to forget an.
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Abeg I need your opinions . Please insult is allowed but matured advices is needed
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Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishlove
Dominique
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Make una help una brother. Cos me no too gather head put for babe matters like that. Make I no go become mugu money spender .

..cheerful giver. I kinda like u shaaa.. But pls tell her that u r giving her d phone
with an open mind... Tell her that no string's is attached unless u want any

Textra:
I think one of the major reason for break up is because we have given too much priority to Procreation.... given birth, rather than building a partnership first.
I think couple's should wait at least 2 to 4 years before allowing a kid to come in between them. Build your finance and grow your love.
Women are meant to be help meet.
What do you guys think?
Happy New Month.

....when d both of u want.. Very simple

Low esteem bunch of hoodlums....smh

ubunja:
I'm 4 days older call me senior.

..seniorta...lol

Leemahorganics:
Is the person a virgin or not?
If not,contact me on 09022986758,I will tell her what to do and she is you can contact me too

..okay!

stupidity:
deny what I just said. .


Let’s see the mileage on it jare. Spread it open make I use fork and knife check am.

..your name says it Ll

[quote author=ajaymina post=78929354]Its a simple test, but...

Dr carries out the test by putting a finger inside the female's vagina to check the level of vaginal looseness, ( too much nacking )which is used to determine if she is "into active sexual intercourse".

Dr will giv you a pass mark if your hymen is intact..( if the Israelites never pass for d red sea ) meaning you are a virgin.

Private convo ; zero8zero38seven79six9five[/quote.....thanks I will]

stupidity:
he might be psycho but that nigga is deep.


Only God knows the stress and Shakara the OP might have made him go through. And even luring him to marry her first before even seeing how the pvssy looks like.


Now bros wants to be sure he’s really paying for a brand new car. So make the babe bring The VIN to check the Mileage on it. Because as it is now, I can swear it’s not brand new.

...na so..u left the question n started talking abt anoda thing

My friend is getting married n the guy is insisting on v test.....I want to know the procedures involved n she's a kind of scared..... Advice needed

Sometimes I wonder how doctors carry out this virgnity test of a thing,,,,,,pls do they insert any object inside the vag**.....,,pls someone help me out

flames007:
first click on the section you have in mind.on the page you'll see in bracket somewhere at the top 'create new topic'.

...thanks dear

Pls how can I create a thread

specialzobo:
All i know is we are twins

.....wowwwww...gud to hear.. Kissses

No matter how much a guy is earning ..if u as a wife can't manage it effectively then it won't be enough.... No amount is too little or big...u r his manager...

By d way how much are u making as a lady....u think all d responsibilities shld fall on him uh?

U shld check how hard working d guy is....what's his long term goals?....wen u miss a man wit a vision u will one day watch him in ur television... Don't go n marry moni miss road because of moni

U don't judge a book by d cover

Rich man school,,,,,rich man pikin full everywhere

ubunja:
all I know is 12 June is my birthday

..all I know is that my own is 16th ....