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Demich:
Pls I'm 24 never had a girlfriend
Need one now, pls call 07012741595

...bleaching cream ...everyday bleaching cream....Bleep guy

Wow...wat a nice set of filters... This is beautiful

Am sure this guy get money ....if not this bae won't agree.....gud for them...see muscles.... Gud any way.... But money is very important more than mzls

M still waiting for d real owners of the shoes

Timekeeper:
I would love to know the best ladies prefers.
Who would you choose between?

A guys that loves you, cares for you, adores you and treat you as if you are the only lady in this world but you don't really love him like that

Or

A guy that doesn't really love you, he is just your close frnd but you love him. You care for him but he doesn't really love you. And he is probably the reason you don't love the guy that cares 4u genuinely


If you are told to settle down with one, who would you choose between the two?

Cc:
Saff
Pocohantas
Mannabbqgirlls
Queenice
Onyi22
MissRaine
Makydebbie
PrimadonnaO
ImaIma1 (my married nairaland crush)
MissSweet
mercy0008
Funmisticqueen
chiommy123
zinnyzee
QueenSekxy
Daeylar
sochey
MissSweet
ibkayee

...the guy that loves me anytime any day

Cregon:
and her name is TUKUNBO OLOSHO...




WHO SAY NAMES NO DEY AFFECT DESTINY?

..tokunbo spare parts

Kenneth10110:
Mtcheww woman wey plenty so she can't forgive you even if its worse. When you get married she wont forgive you when you offend her ?. Behave like you've moved on if she wants you still the 'strong head' will leave her and she will come back.

...yes oo...until wen u wan marry e go clear for ur eyes

StarUp:
If she was meant to be yours, she will still forgive you and return but if she is not meant to be yours, forget it.

..what d heck?......wat do u mean if she's meant for u Mr man,,,,,so u r supporting cheating.. Wat non sense..... God knows I can't condone rubbish

Smh.... Ugly something

Happy birthday Bae...... I rep 16

makydebbie:
Happy birthday, God bless your new age, age with grace.

June 16th, proudly representing.

.... I also rep June 16....

This man Ned don't like wearing singlets inside y �.. Wetin concern me sef

Hahaha...these biscuits those days eh

Linda

Next is liposuction

Phenomenal16:

... I am with someone already... No more sliding in my dm ooo

shollyshine:
Hello

.. Pls unquote me abegi

shollyshine:
Hello

... I av gotten someone stop sliding into my dm

Larajacy:
This is my first and only account here on nairaland... And this is my first time here... Please I Want everyone to judge this.. Have been dating this guy for like 2years now.. We he said before the year runs out he will see my parents... Last week he saw a chat I had with my ex... My ex was begging me to visit.. But I refused.. Ever since he saw that chat. He has been acting up.. Am loosing my mind.. Don't want to loose him... What should I do..

... He doesn't trust u

He assumes u wanna cheat or go bck.....

Goodyp:
Long story, please be patient read and advise your brother properly.

I have been battling with a problem in my heart since this year. Though I talked about this with my girlfriend (wife to be ) but she didn't get a glimpse of what I was saying( not in detail of what is going on).

About my relationship now.
I was a flirt (not with many girls, only one but I don't stay up to 6months in any relationship ) but very cautious not to endanger my life tomorrow.
So decided to channels my life to business and look for a good woman that could be there for me.
I met my woman when she was not exposed and my feelings for her never drop but I started having mix feelings when she gets exposed. She is very beautiful and nails with a good background upbringing. I disguised myself when I met her, but when I found out she was honest with me. shame could not allow me to tell her about myself properly. She found out herself and I apologized.

Then I started to have feelings that things may not work out between us. She gets angry easily and little issue, she will be clamoring to leave me. That was what made me feel far from her. I thought of getting myself into a fresh relationship but things didn't work out with the new girl. Actually, I met the devil that period. With speed I went back to her.. wow she accepted me back with all the flaws... I couldn't believe my eyes that she loves me that much.

This is 2/yr we are together in a serious relationship. I love her from the beginning, even I made it known to her. However, I made it serious with her when she confronted me. She annoyingly asked me,
1. Why ever since we are together that I never sit her down and discuss something serious.
2. Doesn't mean I can't advise her. Or that she is alright in everything she does.
Honestly, she said many things that burst my head. That she purposely gave me headaches to know whether I could correct her and I never did.
Reason:
Honestly, my previous relationship if am dating any woman I don't care to know how she lives her life. Only focus on the happiness I derived from the relationship.

This is the reason I created this thread.
This girl (Blessing) is after my life because she vowed to make hard in any cross she finds me. Blessing is a customer service personnel in Zenith Bank Plc and my account manager. I operate four accounts with her. Savings account, current account, domiciliary account, and joint account.
I hope she will come across this thread. Blessing never my girlfriend. Though she is beautiful with a beautiful figure. I tease her a lot like my woman dunno she took it affectional. I got to know she have feelings for me when we went out for a date and she asked me about myself.
I detailed everything even about my business. But the discussion didn't end well when I told her I'm in a serious relationship. She got angry and left me at that place.
Though she told how she moved out from abuse relationship with a smoker and unserious guy that took her as shit whenever he got home drunk. Beat her up for a minor issue.
(I don't drink nor smoke and I never did, ever since I was born even in secret of which I told her).

She didn't stop there, she pulls more efforts to win my heart.
She was mad when I took my woman to open a joint account with her. When my woman left the banking hall I went straight to her and told her that was my woman you saw me with...
Though blessing is business minded she has brought many investments to me. The last one that pushed me to nairaland now... it's a business of N5m. Importing goods from China.
I supposed to be in Lagos now to finalize the business, the problem that broke out 3 days ago made it paused now. Even she wants to invest N3m first... that's I will manage the business while she focuses on her work. We agreed.

My woman traveled for her grandma burial. I saw it as an opportunity to discuss further for the business.
I kept it secret to my woman, though I told her I will leave Abuja for Lagos last week.... she may cry foul if she notices my movement with blessing when I don't know Blessing motive with me if not that Thursday.

Story change. Blessing openly told me she loves me and things will work out between us, that actually she knows I'm currently in a serious relationship. That I should have a
rethink about it. She seduced me 90% that day but I pushed her away. She was mad, shame could not allow her that very day. I left her house with no further discussion about the business, though she is living large more more more than me.
I was strong like a hero with no betraying heart when I called my woman yesterday, she was crying because of her grandma departure ( grandma was laid to rest yesterday ).
So I was able to console her. I would have felt guilty if actually, I went down to rumple blessing bed that Thur.


The smartness of my woman started this yr, she developed a lot of seriousness with me this yr.. i.e she's more closer to me than before... I have promised her a lot this yr.
I love her a lot but she doesn't believe I love her that much.

Please, the point now I have no reason to leave my woman for Blessing. I have a business that's profiting me with little challenges. Business guys in the room know what I'm saying.
I'm 24 yrs not graduate. My woman 21 yrs not graduate. Blessing 27 yrs a graduate. I'm the same tribe with a Blessing. But I start a life together with my woman... When I don't know my left and right. and things are actually working fine for me now.

This business Blessing told me about... She has given me clear details of the business. I have N2m to execute the business. But dunno if I Should go ahead without letting her know my plan.
Or should I wait to hear from her again whether she is no longer interested in doing the business with me? Because I have begged her to keep a relationship aside from this business and no reply yet.

I'm into gaming laptops and accessories sales and the business is almost the same. In which I'm 100% certain I can do it. It looks like things work out for me with women than men.. the person in charge of sales is a mature lady (she never talk about anything relationship because she knows I'm in a serious relationship with my woman) that's 8 yrs older than me. I focus more on advertising online in which 80% of the sales come from the advert online and buying them from the USA.


I never tell anybody even my sister, because if I table it to kid sister, she will likely tell me to leave my woman... She loves money a lot. I just want to advise from unknown reasonable persons.
Please say something to my head.
Thanks for reading a go*dy story....help me, please.

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FlyingTOMATOE:
You will only enjoy that "wallsex" wit men of short dick and small shaft.

The style gives a man unrestricted entry. Make a mistake and try it with men like me, your womb will shift.

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wecreate:
Hello there
Am a 25 year old good looking black guy, i live in lagos and i am so in need of a mature single mum, old lady, or a sugar mummy who can take care of me, and who i can also take care of sexually and emotionally.

Chat me up on whatsapp @08187801321 and lets
Enjoy ourselves.

... Go n look for work

Spinojaja26:
please friends I need your advice, I am a teacher that teaches in one of the Govt. technical schools in Imo state. I resides in the rural area due to the current transfer from the ministry, though I can go on transfer to any part of Imo state if I want. my problem is that all the ladies that I wanted to settle down with when I tell them what I do for a living and where I stay, they will quit the relation. it is becoming difficult for me to get a wife here.

... .... Haha haha I just dey laf not u shaa......

wecreate:
ARE YOU WOMAN?
ARE YOU LONELY?
ARE YOU SEX STARVED?
YOU IN NEED OF A YOUNG GUY?
A GUY THAT CAN KEEP YOU COMPANY?
A GUY THAT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL YOUNG AGAIN?
A GUY THAT CAN TAKE YOU TO YOUR DREAMLAND SEXUALLY?

All you need do is contact@ 08187801321 via whatsapp, and lets get you your dream guy.

.. I tot these thread is for women n ladies..... Naira land guys be poknosing since 1900

thablogger:
This celebration is primarily to create an avenue for teenagers, young adults and the world at large to be sensitized about the importance of sexual purity.

This event is scheduled to hold annually, precisely on the second Saturdays in June and it often takes place in different forms like marches, rallies, forums and the likes.

Sexual purity which used to be a critical aspect of our human sexuality has been relegated to the background over the years which in turn has contributed to some misinformation and sexually decadent act we experience in our society today.

The celebration of World Virginity Day has been on annually for five consecutive years and through the years, many people have come to grasp the essence of our NO SUM (No Sex Until Marriage) message.

Another highlight of the event is the voluntary act of notable personalities in the society who portray themselves as Faces of Purity. This has further served as motivation for the youths that NO SUM is possible.

The event however is not on a mission to ridicule those who have lost their virginity one way or the other but to strengthen them and provide a beacon of hope that they can still live sexually- pure lives regardless of their pasts. Married couples are also encouraged to stay faithful to their partners.

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/06/worldvirginityday-what-is-significance.html

... No doubt a 33 Yr old can be a virgin... But an actress I just dey laf in Swahili

menvocate:
It’s normal to be in a group or gathering and have people ignore you. However, when it becomes frequent, you need to change your tactics. People that have these characteristics are such that are seen as playboys because they are attractive to women. So, if you have just one, you can utilize it to catch a woman’s attention. (Note…It’s not to woo her but to catch her attention).
See this as the worms in a fishing hook. If a fishing hook is bland, no fish will be drawn to it. It might try to seek out fish for itself but the right fish will never swim near. Your wooing secrets should grant you access to having the boldness to talk to any woman of your choice. But these characteristics will prepare them for you. Are you ready? Get your pen.



1. Men With Facial Hair: The beard gangs still have our women. In the days of old, beards and moustaches have always captured the heart of women and will forever do. Many believe they want a clean shaven man, but trust me, a bit of air will give you more chance than your other friends.



2. Comedian In The Making: Women warm up to guys that can make them laugh. Spontaneity should be something you should favor. And you don’t need to be abusive or rude to get what you want to do.
Savagery is interesting as long as it’s isn’t at the expense of another person’s mental health. First thing first, some women always have a reason to be angry, rude, or sad. You don’t want their mood to rub off on you. So, instead of trying to make her happy, make yourself happy. Even she hisses at your joke, talk to yourself. Are you crazy? I don’t know but a bit of craziness helps.



3. Friends and Groups: It’s just one thing that still beats the imagination. Next time, you see people walking by, notice how hard it is to pick the ugliest or dullest. The reason is that groups have vibes on that own. Being with group, just let them assume you’re a social animal. Don’t worry, she’s not thinking about you. But being among a group and throwing glances at her does a better job than when you’re in a corner drinking your drink by yourself.
The former would make you look like a playboy (It will now be up to use that and prove you’re a normal guy). The latter might make her assume you’re one sardonic, serial killer ( well not every time. But you understand what you mean).



4. Provider: Men are found attractive by women when they are known to make provision for food and the rest. It’s not their fault. Blame their cells for adapting to the desires of their ancestors. Those women in those days found hunters attractive because they go out into the bush and send games to their house. So, you don’t need to lavish your money. Stay woke. Instead, be creative in your giving. It can be sharing your bottle of drinks with someone or even allowing someone take your bottle of drinks.
If the lady you desire is there, be mild about the way you do. This is not the section of wooing but do it at a time you know you have her attention. Then, pretend to do it in secret. Your ‘humility’ will go a long way.



5. Men Who Love Kids and Babies: Are you Tees Maar Khan!!! ‘ I just hate kids!!!’ Bro. You never get time for marriage. Most women are drawn to someone that can easily handle a child. If you have finally taken the best drink in the world and want to talk to your crush, don’t go to her directly. Make a child laugh around her or help out. That hardened heart and face will be melted. Please, don’t let them deceive you. You must be of a tender heart to show that kind of love.
But if the girl is an alphamale and have been treating you like a baby to her. Don’t use a child, use a teenager and correct them in a firm but loving way. This will show how much you can both be firm and nice at the same time.



6. Volunteeer: Be ready to work. Enjoy your work.



7.Happy/ men: Grumpy men also find girlfriends, but what they get most of the times are consoler or people that would just encouraging you to be better. So, be happy with what you do.



8. Strong Men: Strong men attract ladies, eszpecially if the guy seems like a gentle man. Now to get her attention better, pretend to be serious. You grab. Be deep in thought! Let her see you as someone that has something else in mind better than them.



9. Singer: Some girls can fight this but you can melt a woman’s heart if you have a spice of Johnny Drille’s sweet smoothness, the gruffiness of Adekunle Gold or Dare Art Alade or the pitch of Wizkid. All you need to do is to be engrossed with what you do. Many of them wil prove strong head.
When you see the one you love, don’t fight the urge to do what you love around them. You might want to show them how good you’re with other thing. But their main attraction to you is the song..


10. Boldness: This is something that you enjoy in thugs. You always wonder why some professionals end up with thugs. Those guys are bold. They will say it straight and clear. This same trait is seen in pickup artists and alphamales. They tend to say what they want regardless.
So, if you’re shy like me, do this: look for one thing to be bold about. And always look for a situation to discuss it. This will spread like a virus to other aspects of your life.


http://menvocate.com/2019/06/07/10-characteristics-that-make-you-attractive-to-a-woman-you-need-just-one/

.. Na so... Just be real n stop pretending..

She never loved her man... Simple... Wives with benefit...

If she is concerned abt getting pregnant.. Let her use contraceptive or protection. ... She has no rights whatsoever to refuse unless she's sick n tired.... All these guys getting married to slay queens.. Beware.. Marriage is not a joke

OkaNaUbe:
Seriously? In marriage, no spouse owns his or her body. Since you still provide for the family (even if you can't), your wife has NO right to deny you sex (except she is sick, tired).


But the Bros, how is your bedroom skills I dont think if you are skilled that she would reject you. Are you the mechanical husband , do and get up)? No pre-intimacy and touch her sensitive zones, your your tongues well, and before you know, she would be begging you to "do".

Lastly, in these days that most people are influenced by what they see on Instagram and other social media platforms, people tend to be affected by fake lives of others. Call her, sit her down and talk with her. If need be, tell her to (and you too should) keep phones away while together.

.. The ancestors av spoken... My exact thoughts though.... Biko chop knuckles

LamidicownuBSS:
Dis gal no fine atol ,

... Aswerugad

Na wah......