₦airaland Forum

anihchinma:
Your assertion is wrong. Nkanu do not practice Osu but Ohu.

..just like d op said its a caste system.....ohu is a caste system ......u can still verify n clear urself....

anihchinma:
Your assertion is wrong. Nkanu do not practice Osu but Ohu.

..my assertions r correct ...it all depends on ur mother tongue.... To pple from ABIA its OSU.. But to ppl from nkanu its OHU....it all depends on how ur village pronounce it...some villages in Enugu still calls it OSU

Yes there is something called "OSU"... Especially in Igbo land... This caste although it has been abolished by d federal govt.....ppl still indulge in it....if u r an OSU u can't marry someone that's a freeborn.... U see ......though they may not say it openly but the gals ppl will tell u d marriage won't work. ...this is a very serious thing especially in nkanu land of Enugu state....

If u insist on getting married to the OSU.. D gals family won't come for d wedding,,, that's the marriage might not hold.....

Even some Christians indulge in it.....ppl still believe in it..including my own family..... Am just tired of d whole thing.. N d ppl am meeting these days are from that OSU side.....

But if I see a good guy ...I will marry him.....provided it's Gods will.....

Is that Bob risky... He's looking fine here....but its so risky saying it hmmm.....what a wonderful wig

demolinka:
By Archimedes principle of esoteric and Newtonian flotation, can we confidently posit with unbridled juxtaposition that the prognosis of this honeymoon is accentuated by the modalities of...I don even forget wetin I wan type

..see as u don confuse urself

kenzysmith:
Good day, am in my mid 20 twentys, i met this girl last year and i ask her out she agree to date me from that period till this moment i haven't even seen her pant. I am worried if i should calculate the money i ve spend on her it should be roughly 20thousand naira. She have what i want in a woman back and front everytime am with her alone i insist buh she telling that is nt the right time to do it, everytime am with her he get how my body they do me. Pls advîse me how to convince her am very worried.

...20 k only....anyway economy is bad though

I think those pictures are Photoshops ....wat do I know self..its fine anyway

Ini

donbachi:
No...hold his/her hand in prayers.

..exactly

First to comment ..I av finally made it

Abbeylincson:
this is not the issue of oza room.
can you date someone without hug, cuddle, kiss?

...yes I can ...very very well

Offpoint1:
"A cheat will always be a cheat" is a misconceptional statement and a void ideology which can be proven wrong.

A cheat will not always be a cheat, the Biblical verse of Ecclesiastes says "There's time for everything"

..OK u r trying to say that there is a time for cheating

Abbeylincson:
There is this girl I met just of recent, she has an awesome personality I like her and when I told her what I feel about her, she reciprocated positively.
But now she is telling me that we can date but there will no single iota of romance (kiss, cuddling, and the rest.)
I'm finding it boring because I know I'm a very romantic person and I'm emotionally fragile.
Romancelander can this type of relationship work out?

...most every relationship end in d oda room

[quote author=Privatepart00 post=79034139][/quote]...nairalandology and analysis

I like mercy Johnson but I don't know y ...she always like going to swimming pool to take pictures... I like her though

Privatepart00:
You are working there or a student of the institution?

..student

jonaifame22:
I'm not a father christmas, but i try to help people without gettn anything in return, well maybe because they have nothing to payback wth,but in a case where someone has something to pay back nko,dis where my story starts



Well,I'd love to talk about kunbi,she is a very beautiful gal,who jus recently turned 19,are eyes are very white,sharp and bright like a phone screen light on its brightest,when she smiles dimples appears fastened to her lovely cheeks,round and obvious like the new full moon in the sky signalling the period off the new yam festival when people in a village setting celebrate to eat the first yam of the harvest, well believe me when I say that i do not hesitate to preach the gospel of her beauty to her and of course which she'll smile and say uncle Israel, u have come again ,i have tried to make her underatand that i do not in anyway share resemblance wth her father or her mother neither am i related to her parents in any way hence she should stop calling me her uncle and rather address by my name,and she'd smile , and cover her face wth her hands, when I hold her hands and feel the softness,I jus feel like detaching my preek and giving it to her to go home with it and use it to scratch her toto whenever it itches her.

Kunbi started barbng her hair wth me when she was in ss3,and i use to collect any amount she has even when it is as low as 50naira.

My lust for her was born on one fateful Saturday as I headed hurriedly for work, I cldnt get a bike to haul me down to my shop so I decided walking fast, as I moved forward, I noticed a female figure jogging towards my way,and what really caught my attention was the way her both breasts bounced up and down her chest in unison like the duo of peter and Paul in the defunct psquare group dancing and jumping up and down the stage in a star mega jam concert to the thrill of their young and teeming fans,this rare sight of the happening on her chest region by her meaty breasts confused me a bit like a person who has been given a very clumsy and zigzag explanation of how to get to a street he his going to.

I would have recognised her from afar if she hadn't worn a head gear, but I recognised her lately when she was already close to me, and we exchanged pleasantries,my eyes moved up from her face down to her body and up again to her face as I noticed tiny beads of sweat on her nose, I hailed her for keeping fit and she told me it's something she has always wanted to do,and as we spoke another gal of about the same age grade as her caught up wth her and they both laughed, I noticed her friend and she is very beautiful wth very big breasts, pushing up and forward as if it wants to jump into the waiting hands of those who cared to look at it, and not to forgat that she has a very thick and luscious lips which covered her set of teeth like a curtain covering a door mouth,as she looked at me she smiled and greeted me, and then kunbi introduced me to her as a friend, but deep down in my heart, I wished she had introduced me as more than a friend, but I was not dismayed,because the spirit of lust encouraged me to feel Happy,because the way she introduced me as a friend can also make it possible for me to date her friend

Well, as we spoke they both chorused about being thirsty, and they needed to buy a soda to quench their thirst, then we began to comb the nook and cranny of the area and found a place where we bought lucozade boost. And I opened my wallet, proudly displaying the wads of naira note lined on it's inside like cane stripes on the back of a stubborn child, as I saw the both of them sinking their eyes in to the depth of my wallet like a customer at a mama put buka,staring sternly at the big pot of stew as the food vendor searches for a meat or kpomo of choice to sell into the plate.

I could see them from the corner of my powerful eyes, so i culled out a 1000 naira note from the wad of naira notes in my wallet,like an animal farmer cullin out an infectious sheep from the herd to be vaccinated and i payed for their drink and asked that the change be given to them, they were so excited like kids who have jus gotten their Christmas clothes and shoe from their parents,then I asked kunbi to come see me in the evening,cos I had something to tell her. And she said she'll come if she has nothing doing by then so they signalled to me and left.

As they turned and left I examined the back side of the both of them but as i looked at kunbi's friend's yansh, every thought I had of dating her if kunbi fvcks up,crashed like the stock market of 1962, which was so devastating that people had to sell their properties to survive, chai in all my life I have never seen such a flat yansh before, I began to ask my self what cld be responsible for a gal wth such a big breast as hers to have such a small yansh,because I was bothered by the way her yansh hung flatly on her back like a 32 inches LED television on the wall, and I began to ponder on the matter,cld it be that her yansh may be flat simply because she sat on a pin which perforated her yansh tissues hence lettn out all the air inside, or perhaps maybe she was a stubborn child and continuous and excessive spankings to the yansh by both her parents and teachers at school has rendered her yansh to nothing other than a flat mass of flesh hanging loosely about her waist like a door about to come off its hinges., these thoughts and many more ran across my mind like contestants at the access bank Lagos marathon race running on Lagos road.

well, kunbi came to see me yesterday,and I entertained her and we got talking cos its been close to a year we have not seen,she was grateful for all the times I gave her money,to take care of things at home after the money Their parents dropped for them finished when they travelled, so I made her understand that being kind is a nature that I was born wth and she smiled and said, she wishes every guy can be like me,so i delved into the crux of the matter which has been on my mind about her for a long time, and I made her understand my feelings for her.


as I held her hands, and professed my love for her, the softness of her hands triggered a very powerful pant tearing and hymen rupturing erection, as a matter of fact,if there was a machine that can tap penile erection energy and convert it to light, believe me when i say the KVA of current that will have been tapped from my penile erection at that time will be enough to power a local government area for 7 days uninterrupted.



I aready new the rocky situation going on in my genital area as I fought in my mind to control my thoughts so that my preek will soften its stance from a state of hard rock erection,to a soft and flabby state,but as i noticed that she was about to consent to givinge a hug,the thought of her body and my body jamming together in a non injurious but erotic collision, my preek got the signal and it became very strong and hard like the life of a frustrated Nigerian graduated who has graduated for more than five years but with no job and money to take of himself and his beloved, then I told her to give me a hug,she gave me a side hug like the one given in deeper life christian church of God,but i insisted in getting a full frontal hug whereby her breasts and my chest will collide and also the front of my preek and her toto will jam each other but she declined and my pride was hurt like a wounded soldier in battle, and she said the words that broke me finally,sheb said she is not attracted to me and she only likes me as a friend,I felt bitter like a herbal medicine and my preek that was very strong became limp and fell like a female fan of flavour who has jus fainted while watching is thrilling and electrifying performance at a live concert.



well i have planned never to answer her greetings again and withhold whatever goodwill I do extend to her financially,


this is my plight,lepasharon,obontami,smellinganus, blissgregory, dacblogger,class captain,topher052,divepen,originalsly,pls I'm hurtn send a word of comfort pleassssse,mcbrooklyn

....side guy ..just like side chick

I wanted to shout first to comment..but this story is very very bad.... Am now quiet

Jesus...oh my God....I couldn't hold back tears...wat a wicked man

Privatepart00:
Which area do you stay in Enugu

...unec

Offpoint1:
As a guy if you're girlfriend is cheating on you, you're responsible and should be blamed for it.

The moment I made you my girlfriend, I'll make you believe I'm too good to be true.

.....I was supposed to write more on this thread, but let me hold on for the comment section.

When I said "Girlfriend" I mean girlfriend, not some side chick or Konji plan B.

...ur name says it all....a cheat will always be a cheat

Haryourmieykhun:
Fresh werey

...exactly

maisauki:
shall I gist you in a simple but yet phenomenal way?

.....OK lol

YorubaWarrior:
Did one dey use style get foolish NL guys attention.

...u see ur life...and u r now getting my attention

unclesuruoffi:
Regina Daniels who shared her first exclusive video as she launched her YouTube Channel, stated that she has been an adult since birth. The young actress who talked about growing up, how she made it through the Nollywood Industry and other challenges she had faced, revealed that she was born in Lagos and brought in Delta State. According to her, her mother has always taken the blame for all of her shortfall which is why she is focused in where she is going. She also disclosed that she is taking piano lessons and love cooking.

Regina Daniels who disclosed that she grew up so fast and didn't have the opportunity to explore like other kids, added that she has been an adult since birth which is why she loves kids and found around them including those of her husband. She also promised to give a clear detail of how her relationship with her husband, Ned Nwoko began.

Watch the video below;

https://unclesuru.com/2019/06/04/i-have-been-an-adult-since-birth-regina-daniels-says-in-her-first-youtube-video/


lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, dominique

......this gal is making money . ....trust me many ppl will go n watch her.....no hating pls....she's just using her popularity very well

0ppa:
MOST MISTAKES LADIES MAKE BUT DO NOT KNOW.

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(c) oppa

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1. YOU EXPOSE YOUR CLEAVAGES. You expose your cleavages. Dear, you must ponder o'er it and think you are 'sexy.' Sexy you mean? Like a thing that creates a sex urge? Is that what you are? Smiles. You do NOT look attractive but sexually appealing (two different words). Did you get that? Yes, you look like a LovePeddler (an attention-seeking LovePeddler). If you were quite observant, guys only say 'you look hot' or 'you look sexy (a thing for sex).' Is that what you want to be? A sex thing? A sex tool? That is why you have no time to think! That is why you get broken-up! Know why? He only came for the advert you sought earlier and as foolishly as you are (with no time to think), you gave in (he needs a decent thing now). Girls who dress without advertising their chest-cups look beautiful.
Do you know that a girl who dresses in revealing clothes attract 'customers?' Remember the law of demand? Yeah, cheap things attract customers. Yes, the song in your head is you are a slay-queen.. Where is that coming from? Who told you you are? Ask guys for their honest opinion'bout you, you actually look stupid and as a thing to use.
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2. TOO MUCH MAKE-UP. I wonder how satisfying you would feel if sb saw you today looking like the fake Nicky Minaj and later sees you tomorrow looking like Mercy Johnson acting a role in a Nollywood village. Too much make-up sends the (wrong) message that you are desperate for attention. I know you don't really know but it is a turn-off for guys.
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3. BATHING WITH PERFUME. I know you must feel you scent like the petals from paradise..but, excuse you, must you overdo things? You are likely to be seen as sb who has a body odour and uses the perfume as its deterrent.
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4. MINI-SKIRTS. During a research for a project I was to conduct in school, I get the 'mini skirt is what is in vogue' gibberish from girls a lot. Hello? I wonder how comfortably you feel that half your laps (even the ones with craw-craw ..rashes and zits) is out. You can't even get to sit properly in feminine modesty or bend or walk comfortably and properly. Why are you created to seek attention? Attention from rapists I guess. You may not know, you actually look cheap! In your early 30's after this youthful exuberant lifestyles and with no husband, you will then change your appellation to 'Chioma Jesus' and forget when at eighteen you had borne 'Chi La Hot.' Chioma Jesus kill you there. Nonsense.
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5. HEAVY SMELLY WIGS. Excuse me, are you a schizophrenic? Like, are you addicted to madness? The wig isn't yours still you poise around with it polluting the air.. Oh, you wig-air pollutant, get behind me!
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6. SMELLY MOUTH. I had a girl friend ( I meant girl friend not girlfriend) who was very much keen on reporting to me who had a bad breath and who hadn't. Gentlemen, you need to come and see how this Miss So-and-so's mouth smelt like erosion was taking place in some sewage soakaway beneath her throat -- very poisonous. The worst is most girls do not know to brush twice daily; morning and night. The night brush will help erode all the left-overs hiding in each tooth. In the morning, you will have a lesser bad breath. It is even advisable that if you have to take a nap, you brush after.
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7. WEARING TIGHT AND REVEALING ATTIRE. Afore my analysis, I have a question: is wearing solely the leggings actually meant for outdoor activities? Very poor mentality. Most girls dress stupidly, indeed. The leggings was actually meant to be worn underneath a skirt. Wearing tight and revealing attire shows what level one has in indoor prostitution (argue with yourself). I am thinking, what is your aim in life?
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8. ARMPITS. Una know unaselves. Shave, you no gree. Clean am, you no gree. Na to carry deadlock for armpits dey waka. May God save you.
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9. LIE-LIE. Yeah, see them.., they are giggling now. Ninety percent are guilty of this. 'My name is Annie Cara' but her ATM card reads Anamakelechukwu Chizobamnaonwu.
Why are you like this na?
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'I school in BSU' and you don't know the name of your VC. May God forgive you.
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'I rarely hardly eat that whitish thing..what do they call it .. yeah fufu. I don't like it.' But at the mention of your name, every fufu bows at home.

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In fact.., I rest my case..I'm vexed.

...gud one op....nudity has become d norm now...gals can now do anything for the gram

fxapk:
https://www.thetalka.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Romantic-Goodnight-Text-Messages-For-Him-or-Her-.jpg
During the wedding planning process, things can get a little chaotic, and you and your fiancé just might start to drive each other nuts... It's inevitable. But before you start losing sleep, stirring up lingering doubts and wondering if it's all worth it, here's some reassurance that, yes, you are marrying the love of your life.

1. You can be yourself around him.

Ideally, you're not putting up a front. Sure, when you were just dating, you might have pretended to be into kayaking (since he was) or even been genuinely excited to watch the game at his place, since you could spend more time with him. But by now, you've come clean on not wanting to get your hair wet (ever) and that you'd rather go get your nails done on Sundays than drink beer and watch men run around with a ball.

Aside from these more superficial desires, you also feel free to show your true colors — the good, the bad, and the ugly crying — without feeling awkward about them.

2. You feel comfortable sharing anything with him.

Maybe something happened in your past that you're not so keen on telling other people, whether you did something terrible that you now regret, had a hard time in your childhood, or something else entirely. Whatever it is, you should be able to tell your spouse-to-be and know that he will only listen and support you.

3. You can see yourself growing old with him.

When you picture yourself as a more mature lady, your fiancé is there in all his white haired, wrinkly glory, right? If you can see you two sharing wine, traveling, and enjoying each other's company down the road, don't hesitate — you're making the right decision.

4. You think he'll make a great husband and parent.

If you're planning not to have children, you can skip this one. However, if you do want to expand your family, you should be marrying a guy who is down with the whole kids thing. Even if he's still too terrified to hold a baby, you'll know deep down what kind of dad he would be by his qualities and character.

5. You're choosing to be with him.

In some cases, people can get sucked into relationships where they feel stuck: either they're staying with someone because they feel like they should or they've lost their sense of independence and they're scared to be without their partner. When you're with the so-called "right" person, you're still you and you can still stand on your own two feet — you're making a conscious choice to share your life with your partner.

6. You're loved unconditionally.

In your heart of hearts, you know this man loves you. Even when you mess up. Even when you say something mean. Even when he's annoyed with you.

7. You've grown in positive ways throughout your relationship.

When you marry someone, that person will undisputedly shape the woman you become as you grow together through life. If you're happy with who you are today because of your partner, rest assured, you will continue to be happy with how you continue to evolve as his wife.

Have you found "the one"? Here's to happily ever after! We're sure you'll find that being married exceeds all your expectations.

Sources:
7 Signs You're Marrying the Right Person

10 Signs You're With The Person You Should Marry

Sweet Good Night Text Messages For Him or Her

Signs You're With the Man You Should Marry

How Do You Know if You Are Marrying "The One?"

...so marriage is now based on signs n symptoms..... Not bad shaa...I will soon create my own thread on signs &symptoms of husband material..... Be anticipating

luminouz:
Be 'lol..ing' dia u hear,better grab ur copy now o!!!

..luminouz!!.I heart u

lefulefu:
no worry na venza or benz dem go take propose to u

..u r on point

richidinho:
nwanyiocha

lol