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RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by phlemzy: 11:41pm On Dec 29, 2013
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RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by phlemzy: 11:39pm On Dec 29, 2013
naijababe: Not my bed time yet darling wink
Ok..if u say so..keep having some then..
RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by phlemzy: 11:30pm On Dec 29, 2013
naijababe: Romance section is fun sha. Keep it coming guys
Keep what comin? Its late,u need to go to bed now...
RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by phlemzy: 11:26pm On Dec 29, 2013
irpheezy: Ok listen up evryone, I was born and raised in naija, Iv heard and seen cyber crimes of different sorts and I decided to make a joke out of dis one, mayb I shud av ignored it.

I sincerely apologise to u all, forgive me for d joke turned sour.

#runs outta thread in tears#
They want to kee me oo
On behalf of all, Ur apologies accepted..To everyone in here,we may now proceed to catch the nxt availabl flight..and to those stil lovin up,draggin cups of popcorn here & dere,u may hang on & av fun..
RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by phlemzy: 10:53pm On Dec 29, 2013
Tupacx: Yes, I wrote you that PM and I feel so embarrassed right now. I'm not a scam and I'm a very very okay guy, I live and work in abuja just like I wrote in the PM. Yes I went through ur posts on nairaland, I checked ur profile and I found you very interesting and I had to PM you, I guess that is the purpose of PM? I would have drop my pin or number or even contact for verification but I don't know what that might result to as well, you may decide to take screenshot of me and post it right here again. I'm really boiling right now and I would say so many provocative things if I have to continue but I will take consolation in the fact that you think I'm so perfect and mistook me for a scam.
U need not boil dude.as u can see,ur battle has been fought and won even in ur absence. Ur confidence to come out here & reveal dat u were d man behind the PM has vindicated ur good intentions. I think she'll wanna have u as a friend at dis tym...Irpheezy,up to u..
RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by phlemzy: 10:35pm On Dec 29, 2013
deejay_harry1: after clicking at the o.ps profile sha, i still dont get why an individual had to still click "SEND PM" undecided
What is dis suppose to mean.do u expect dat her beauty scare guys away?? NL guys are neva known to be cowards.I guess u'r not one..
RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by phlemzy: 10:28pm On Dec 29, 2013
irpheezy: Jeeez ur comments got me laffin lyk mad

> grin grin grin

Front page nor go bad sha oo wink
2013 is not gone yet.u can still join those dat made it to d front dis year. It wil b an avenue for som others to learn frm ur experience..oya Ogat Mod,consider this thread...
RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by phlemzy: 10:27pm On Dec 29, 2013
irpheezy: Jeeez ur comments got me laffin lyk mad

> grin grin grin

Front page nor go bad sha oo wink
2013 is not gone yet.u can still join those dat made it to d front dis year. It wil b an avenue for som others to learn frm ur experience..oya Ogat Mod,consider this thread...
RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by phlemzy: 10:06pm On Dec 29, 2013
uj_sizzle & xynerise!! are u guys attemptin to play d cupid in here...**codedly watchin**
RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by phlemzy: 9:48pm On Dec 29, 2013
JulianBond007: Maybe its her first PM toasting by a nairalander. She's just too anxious about it. She should have also mentioned the moniker that sent her the message. That's just an act of stupidity and immaturity. undecided
If the Op had for any reason mentioned the sender's moniker,then her phurkopp would av been duely treated in here..am sure by now she's learnt som lessons & ll handle her PMs better in future.
RomanceRe: Her Nighttime Encounter With President Jonathan by phlemzy: 9:34pm On Dec 29, 2013
pls wake up fast, dont end 2013 wit dis kind of bad dream! and if mama Peace discover dat u'r tryin to get her boo's attention tru here ehn,ur name na sorry!
RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by phlemzy: 9:08pm On Dec 29, 2013
Why cant NL guys spare these NL babes of dis love PMs . The simple truth is dat some of dis chicks are not usually as matured in their reasoning as they look or write on this forum.what jest does d OP intend to make of the dude dat sent dis pm.afterall,he was polite enof(frm his exposed PM by u).Pls grow up.U can ignore dem d nxt tym dey com rather than rushin down here to create a thread for FP sake..but goin by d OP's pix,she's a cute chick sha,mayb dats y she's feelin fly..
RomanceRe: Man Impregnates Daughter Three Times, Says He Did Not Know It Is An Abomination by phlemzy: 7:03pm On Dec 29, 2013
born_to_be_gr8t: Dude we learn everyday nw! Is it all the abominations that u knw? grin lets free the man,he's jus a learner tongue
Does he need to read from the Nigerian constitutions dat such act is abominable..abeg lets call a spade a spade
RomanceRe: Man Impregnates Daughter Three Times, Says He Did Not Know It Is An Abomination by phlemzy: 6:50pm On Dec 29, 2013
born_to_be_gr8t: Lets give him the benefit of doubt ,he probably didn't know it's an abomination grin grin
Did he drop from space? He should be made to kiss a hot iron for claiming such ignorance..
RomanceRe: Y R Ladies So Wicked,deir Jeolasy For Each other Can Make Dem Kil one another by phlemzy: 4:28pm On Dec 29, 2013
sweet-tease:
Ada has suffered undecided
The day the OP and Ada wil meet each Ada ehn,they'll break each Ada's head...
Abeg OP,for ur own good,kindly edit dat topic of urs using d ryt words before typo-hatin NLders will pounce on u..
RomanceRe: ... by phlemzy: 4:18pm On Dec 29, 2013
Stånd: Op should be banned according to the laws of Seun Osewa...
Pls kindly quote the section/subsection of NL Rules dat prohibits what OP's done so dat those of us dat are not aware of such rules can be informed.
RomanceRe: ... by phlemzy: 4:12pm On Dec 29, 2013
mayorall: Abeg no vex cheesy
Nobody dare vex dat u uploaded ur swthrt's pix here for all to see. In as much as she's ok with d idea.. It shows dat u'r really proud to av her.
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Lyk Stalkin A Woman Even Wen Dey Knw She Is Nt In D Least Interested by phlemzy: 2:16pm On Dec 29, 2013
zazi akoni: dat is it na, i dnt want anytin to lead to anytin, for him to be following me lyk dat, his priority is to knw wat i taste lyk down there
What is it dat will mk u want to listen to him,even when wat u av in mind is not the same as his ?
RomanceRe: She Says NO To You Because You Are Too Handsome by phlemzy: 1:59pm On Dec 29, 2013
Yeesh: Dos kind kind of gals prolly av oda reasons...dat "too handsome" aint enuf excuse,cos most gals will readily jump @ very cute guys..buh I wldnt 4 the sake of peace of mind.
Quite a number of cute guys aren't playboys. OP u're not being rejected becos of ur fineness.Try check som other aspect of u with respect to them..
RomanceRe: Guys: What's Your Prerequisite Before Kissing A Lady? by phlemzy: 1:53pm On Dec 29, 2013
Mummytea: I distaste guys with big lips and plaques hidden @ d corners of their teeth embarassed infact, it's d first tin i watch out for when a guy talks to me or laughs close to me. U shouldn't have those "green stuffs" on ur teeth.
Of course, mouth odour is a killjoy too.. Buh hey, mint ain't expensive! GET IT..
First female to comment right? grin
Pls how does it feel like to kiss a big-lipped guy ? Those "green stuffs", do u mean algae ? jst wonderin what dat cud be..but wait first,when som 'special' mouths are opened to talk close to u( let alone kiss),u be like **u drink suck away water**
RomanceRe: ... by phlemzy: 1:41pm On Dec 29, 2013
What do we do with this publicity now ??Did she request for this ??
RomanceRe: Can You Kiss Your Bf/gf In Public??? by phlemzy: 1:12pm On Dec 29, 2013
kiss someone who's not yet ur fiancé/fiancée or spouse in d midst of several others for abt 5mins ? ?? dats not very cool and its not african..there ought to be som level of privacy attached to dat act as a sign of respect for each party involved when they're still bf/gf..
RomanceRe: Watching Indecency? *urgent* Reasons Why You Must Stop Right Now by phlemzy: 12:57pm On Dec 29, 2013
Pls when d summarised edition is available,jst flash me..
RomanceRe: Help I Am Confused by phlemzy: 7:16pm On Dec 27, 2013
flavolar: @phlemzy nor dat i believe in it okay its just my mum dat makes me beliee i shuldnt turn deaf hears to such issues u knw. *my mum thinks me doin this means am nt d fire branded type like her* imagine? PS i av nt initiated any breakup plan whatsoever me and him, we are stil 2geda
I've not adviced dat u disbelieve in anyway,and you need not be d 'fire brand type' for u to obey the prophecy.afterall,the prophecy is only meant to guide u for the future.all i feel is dat u should live on like u heard nothin,then b prayerful about wat tomoro gives in dis regard..
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Chase Anything In Skirt A Lot! by phlemzy: 6:49pm On Dec 27, 2013
OP, if truly u av dis as a problem,two things I'll advice:
*See a psycologist
*Get really close to ur God
RomanceRe: Is Someone Sleeping With His Girlfriend,he Needs Advice by phlemzy: 6:29pm On Dec 27, 2013
You have almost more than enough evidence to av a valid answer to ur qstn.but if u'r still in doubt,u can request to be 'there' and lets hear what the response is..
RomanceRe: Help I Am Confused by phlemzy: 6:22pm On Dec 27, 2013
My piece: Dont by yourself initiate a breakup btw u and the guy because of a prophecy.If for any reason dis relationship wouldnt end in a marriage,nature will have its way of ending it. Let it go on with the assumption dat u neva told mum & u neva saw a pastor.At best,keep wateva ensues btw u and the guy to urself at dis tym, but in order not to leave out the prophecy(which i kno somhow u av a lil believe in),u should be open in the year ahead to see wat it give..
RomanceRe: Message To The Ladies by phlemzy: 5:54pm On Dec 27, 2013
skydeep: There are 1000 similar threads like this on NL. The problem is not to read them but to practise them.
Thanks anyways, but you guys have a lot of roles to play in helping us ladies. cool
Would the guy's role now include teaching the lady how to practice all dat'll help her to become an admirable wife? The fact remains dat a good wife will always be a good wife,irrespective of whether she's been se.xed by a number of guys in the past,wears loud make-ups,dresses flamboyantly,etc..what really count is the personality she carries at..
RomanceRe: How Would You React If Your Date Can't Pay For Dinner? by phlemzy: 9:56am On Dec 25, 2013
This thread should be in the Trash by now.what nonsense!Mod,act now or......
RomanceRe: Ten Ways To Keep Your Man Closer To You by phlemzy: 10:50am On Dec 23, 2013
there may be more to this
RomanceRe: My Ex-girlfriend Placed A Curse On Me Unclad,should I Be Afraid? by phlemzy:
after doing dis much damage,u now want to go seek chacha tear rubber for matrimonial purpose.tell me,who should now be responsibl for the facility u mismanaged for half a decade. If truly she placed a curse on u,a joint task force of Amadioha,Ifa,Ogun,Okija,orunmila, and other supporting forces will not be enof to lift it from ur head...in ur own interest, u better go back and retie dat bond which u deliberately broke before the curses start manifesting..
RomanceRe: He Earns 50k..gf Needs 30k For Xmas Shopping by phlemzy: 7:21pm On Dec 22, 2013
Shir£ll£ baby:
the way guys behave/talk suprises me!
Firstly,this is an incomplete post(i believe)...so i will advice on wat u gave:since u didnt state wen u started work,i will assume that this is ur first salary,kindly xplain to her the way the money has been detailed down for some stuffs..den show her appreciation with a little/big gift/love..
Secondly,IMO,for her to ask for that amount,means she sees that u are up to the task,judging from ur house to clothes and charisma..dat also means that u have been working for a while..so u mean that for the while u have been working,eating,spending and caring for ur immediate family(datz if u have one),u cudnt grant ha request..not like she does xmas shopping every month!SMH for you sha..what impression did u want to/already create/created about the girl u claim u love?if she is too xpensive for you to mange,pls do her a favour and let ha go!

N:B..upgrade ur life/salary..work harder and quit lamenting over ur miserable life/pay
Should upgrading his life solely be because he wants to please a demanding gf? So because he's unable to make availabl dis sum at dis tym now makes his professed love questionabl and life miserable??Do you kno if perhaps he's been footing som minor bills of hers before dis yultide. Ideally,she shouldn't be dictating hw much the guy should drop because the relationship shouldnt warrant dat her total financial burden be placed on the guy...

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