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PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Ebonyi Speaker Impeached by phlemzy: 9:25am On Jul 21, 2014
It seems this is the season of impeachment.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram : Some Soldiers Chicken Out Of Battle – Gen Minimah by phlemzy: 7:14am On Jul 19, 2014
One would expect a soldier to be brave to the very end,provided the motivation & determination are intact. At the tthought of some pot-bellied Generals resident at the most secured quarters in FCT,living in luxury at the expense of soldiers' allowances,an average Nigerian soldier will begin to cherish his life than his job.
PoliticsRe: Saudi Arabia’s Ambassador To Nigeria Punches Policeman In Abuja by phlemzy: 8:59pm On Jul 17, 2014
Even in the middle of ramadan!
CrimeRe: How I Killed, Drained Teenager’s Blood For Money Ritual – Suspect by phlemzy: 6:46am On Jul 12, 2014
These guys are eligible for employment by bokoH if they can slit a human's throat. The hearts of som men are so evil-laden.
RomanceRe: What Do We Call This?? by phlemzy: 10:09pm On Jul 11, 2014
What Do We Call This?? We'll call it uncensored film trick
RomanceRe: SAD: My Fiance Just Dumped Me For A Rich, Married Man by phlemzy: 10:05pm On Jul 11, 2014
dekronik I feel ur pain. The earlier u start think ahead,the beta.dat if she com ls back,u wil take her plea is mere sweet imagination.I think it would av pained u more if she neva said anythin & just suddenly change & avoid u.the feelings u av ryt now wil only linger for somtym,u just engage urself with somthin dat'l mk u think it less. dats relationship for u.ShI.t happens!
RomanceRe: I Am Busted!!! by phlemzy: 7:14pm On Jul 10, 2014
Raymondenyi why u quote dat whole epistle. U're a staylite before o..
robedu you sound pained because she dint show any interest in ur brother. C'mon u dont need dat. Op, if I were u,i'll avoid this two guys for this tym so as to observe them a little more,then free one asap.Good none has sex u yet. I dont think its a set up,just an unfortunate coincidence.
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Have Sex 7 Times A Day To Keep Fit’ – World’s Fattest Woman Claims by phlemzy: 12:49pm On Jul 10, 2014
I dont think its medically possible for this one man to sex this woman 7 times a day!
RomanceRe: Do We Have Ladies Like This On Nairaland by phlemzy: 12:32pm On Jul 10, 2014
Its actually real and massive! I dont really kno if those slim & not too endowed chicks out there use to wish they have it this much.
RomanceRe: Virgin's Forum by phlemzy:
Meestique: Na so virgins still many? All liars shall go to h3ll..
Some males are here, they'v been very committed to dia vaseline & erot•c video ministries & stil here are som females dat hav been utterly dedicated to making good use of their deod bottles & other toys, and here they'll com identifying themselves as Veez. I hail thee!
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Asked If I Can Do This, Photos by phlemzy: 10:15am On Jul 10, 2014
missmayorall: yezzz
Pls endeavor to do e-party here on NL when the time gets ripe. We'll be glad to rejoice with you.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Asked If I Can Do This, Photos by phlemzy: 10:02am On Jul 10, 2014
missmayorall were u the one dat asked mayorall if he could do this?
RomanceRe: . by phlemzy:
Lorlaahlozz: Abeg all of u park well jare...."girls can lie..girls can lie"...as if una guys no dey lie............Everybody(male or female) at one point or d order tells a lie for reasons best known 2 them.......so guy's if u know u've not told a lie 2 a lady before..then u can coment
Dont mind dis guys. Guys can lie so well but me thinks wen it comes to lieing rate,I think the ladies have it. One fact is dat a relationship dat is founded on so much lies & secrecy ends up crumblin sooner than expected.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Isn't Romance Making Front Page Anymore? by phlemzy: 9:03am On Jul 09, 2014
The reason is not far fetched. There has been more of fictitious and uninteresting threads in this section in recent time. ...blaze and his descendants should stop gettin attention. NL has a joke section.
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by phlemzy: 9:32pm On Jul 08, 2014
Germany are using JUJU.This not basketball now. **breaks Plasma tv in anger**
CelebritiesRe: Goalkeeper, Vincent Enyeama Ranks 4th Best Goalkeeper In The World By FIFA by phlemzy: 7:05pm On Jul 08, 2014
Happy for dis dude. Hope dis world cup is not the peak of his career.
RomanceRe: My Girl Makes Me Look Like A Fool What Will I Do? by phlemzy: 6:52pm On Jul 08, 2014
You dated her for 4yrs( did u start dating her b4 post ume. If peradventure u're in ur final year now & u'r still soundin like dis,then she ought to av dumped u long ago.
RomanceRe: Side Effect Of Being A Virgin by phlemzy: 11:14am On Jul 08, 2014
MISSYTOSIN: Thank God I don't have any of ds side effects. But op av u taken ur medication today??
Did u just declare ur 'virginhood'? BTW,u got an admirable look.
RomanceRe: Side Effect Of Being A Virgin by phlemzy: 9:28pm On Jul 07, 2014
op u be he-goat or she-goat,so as to kno which part of the space we go land u.
CelebritiesRe: This Guy Had Over 30 Surgeries To Become A Female [PHOTOS] by phlemzy: 10:48am On Jul 07, 2014
His days are gradually counting down. The likes of MJ,Stella Obj,etc dat modified their natural looks,where are they 2day?
CelebritiesRe: Lady With The Biggest B0*0bs In Nigeria Releases New Photos by phlemzy: 10:43am On Jul 07, 2014
Na who dash monkey banana! How will she be the lady with the biggest borbee, as big as Nigeria is. She's only lookin for cheap fame..
Car TalkRe: See Nigeria Made Car. Cars Will Be Available 4 Sale At Cheap Price (PICS) by phlemzy: 1:07pm On Jul 05, 2014
PhockPhockMan: Shaaarraaaaap, all material used in making Indomie are all imported yet it is not referred to assembled but made in Nigeria.
Your analogy is obviously incoherent. The major raw material in making indomie is wheat,the wheat is processed here in Nigeria to extract wheat flour which is further processed adding other ingredients in its processing plant here in Nigeria to get the finished product. Is all dat not good enough to be called a manufacturing process. Are the engine blocks & body frames of ur claimed made in Nigeria cars cast in Nigeria? It never a bad idea dat we're startin from somwhere tho,dont get confused with which word is appropriate.
RomanceRe: One Word For This Couple by phlemzy: 9:07am On Jul 05, 2014
Circus Light
Car TalkRe: See Nigeria Made Car. Cars Will Be Available 4 Sale At Cheap Price (PICS) by phlemzy: 8:40am On Jul 05, 2014
donpress36: It is a great news to hear that Nigeria is producing cars
They are assembled in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Not Sponsored By Anti-jonathan Politicians — US Officials by phlemzy: 8:21am On Jul 05, 2014
They tend to have studied our problem more than us. Really was there a country. And a confab delegate even thinks if we re-christen our country to AIREGiN, the state of the country will turn around;as insurgency will turn to tranquility,corruption will become transparency. What an irony.
RomanceRe: 10 Things Women Keep In Their Handbags by phlemzy: 9:40pm On Jul 04, 2014
Op be specific.This things are limited to white women. U will have to add to that list so as to accomodate an average Nigerian lady. Am sure u dont need my help clues..
RomanceRe: If A Woman Is Divided Into Two, Which Part Will You Take. by phlemzy: 9:31pm On Jul 04, 2014
MabraO: I will like the both part
Na why u dey always carry tsrif position for class!
RomanceRe: Can You Kiss A Guy Or Girl With A Bad Dentition by phlemzy: 7:48pm On Jul 04, 2014
cheryl1: I dont think so o,those set of teeth are not good looking at all. Breath or bad dentition,no one works!
In the real sense,I think they seldom look this horrible. Tho bad dentitions like these are quite common to the males and do not normally occur by birth,whoever has it would dare not have kissing in mind along a romatic course.
RomanceRe: Meet The Conjoined Twins Who Share Same BOYFRIEND by phlemzy: 7:00pm On Jul 04, 2014
Will this possibly be called polygamy? Just wondering?
RomanceRe: Can You Kiss A Guy Or Girl With A Bad Dentition by phlemzy: 6:53pm On Jul 04, 2014
Love is actually blind. It will be ignored in true love. Those OP's pix opened their mouth wider for proper capture. Dont u all think dat kissing som1 with a bad dentition with fresh&good breath is better than a good dentition with suck-away flavor??
PoliticsRe: Delegate Suggests Name Change For Nigeria by phlemzy: 6:45pm On Jul 04, 2014
And he'll be paid N1m/week for this joke.
RomanceRe: He Stopped Loving Me When He Found A New Apartment. by phlemzy: 4:39pm On Jul 03, 2014
Ur issue is so pathetic. I feel ur pain. Its so hard to free ur mind of this issue. Just try to think less about it by getting urself busy with somthing. Its clear. He was using you to pass time all the while. He's richer than before now, and he now feels he can afford someone better that you. Someone dat deserves u will definitely come!

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