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It seems this is the season of impeachment. |
One would expect a soldier to be brave to the very end,provided the motivation & determination are intact. At the tthought of some pot-bellied Generals resident at the most secured quarters in FCT,living in luxury at the expense of soldiers' allowances,an average Nigerian soldier will begin to cherish his life than his job. |
Even in the middle of ramadan! |
These guys are eligible for employment by bokoH if they can slit a human's throat. The hearts of som men are so evil-laden. |
What Do We Call This?? We'll call it uncensored film trick |
dekronik I feel ur pain. The earlier u start think ahead,the beta.dat if she com ls back,u wil take her plea is mere sweet imagination.I think it would av pained u more if she neva said anythin & just suddenly change & avoid u.the feelings u av ryt now wil only linger for somtym,u just engage urself with somthin dat'l mk u think it less. dats relationship for u.ShI.t happens! |
Raymondenyi why u quote dat whole epistle. U're a staylite before o.. robedu you sound pained because she dint show any interest in ur brother. C'mon u dont need dat. Op, if I were u,i'll avoid this two guys for this tym so as to observe them a little more,then free one asap.Good none has sex u yet. I dont think its a set up,just an unfortunate coincidence. |
I dont think its medically possible for this one man to sex this woman 7 times a day! |
Its actually real and massive! I dont really kno if those slim & not too endowed chicks out there use to wish they have it this much. |
Meestique: Na so virgins still many? All liars shall go to h3ll..Some males are here, they'v been very committed to dia vaseline & erot•c video ministries & stil here are som females dat hav been utterly dedicated to making good use of their deod bottles & other toys, and here they'll com identifying themselves as Veez. I hail thee! |
missmayorall: yezzzPls endeavor to do e-party here on NL when the time gets ripe. We'll be glad to rejoice with you. |
missmayorall were u the one dat asked mayorall if he could do this? |
Lorlaahlozz: Abeg all of u park well jare...."girls can lie..girls can lie"...as if una guys no dey lie............Everybody(male or female) at one point or d order tells a lie for reasons best known 2 them.......so guy's if u know u've not told a lie 2 a lady before..then u can comentDont mind dis guys. Guys can lie so well but me thinks wen it comes to lieing rate,I think the ladies have it. One fact is dat a relationship dat is founded on so much lies & secrecy ends up crumblin sooner than expected. |
The reason is not far fetched. There has been more of fictitious and uninteresting threads in this section in recent time. ...blaze and his descendants should stop gettin attention. NL has a joke section. |
Germany are using JUJU.This not basketball now. **breaks Plasma tv in anger** |
Happy for dis dude. Hope dis world cup is not the peak of his career. |
You dated her for 4yrs( did u start dating her b4 post ume. If peradventure u're in ur final year now & u'r still soundin like dis,then she ought to av dumped u long ago. |
MISSYTOSIN: Thank God I don't have any of ds side effects. But op av u taken ur medication today??Did u just declare ur 'virginhood'? BTW,u got an admirable look. |
op u be he-goat or she-goat,so as to kno which part of the space we go land u. |
His days are gradually counting down. The likes of MJ,Stella Obj,etc dat modified their natural looks,where are they 2day? |
Na who dash monkey banana! How will she be the lady with the biggest borbee, as big as Nigeria is. She's only lookin for cheap fame.. |
PhockPhockMan: Shaaarraaaaap, all material used in making Indomie are all imported yet it is not referred to assembled but made in Nigeria.Your analogy is obviously incoherent. The major raw material in making indomie is wheat,the wheat is processed here in Nigeria to extract wheat flour which is further processed adding other ingredients in its processing plant here in Nigeria to get the finished product. Is all dat not good enough to be called a manufacturing process. Are the engine blocks & body frames of ur claimed made in Nigeria cars cast in Nigeria? It never a bad idea dat we're startin from somwhere tho,dont get confused with which word is appropriate. |
Circus Light |
donpress36: It is a great news to hear that Nigeria is producing carsThey are assembled in Nigeria. |
They tend to have studied our problem more than us. Really was there a country. And a confab delegate even thinks if we re-christen our country to AIREGiN, the state of the country will turn around;as insurgency will turn to tranquility,corruption will become transparency. What an irony. |
Op be specific.This things are limited to white women. U will have to add to that list so as to accomodate an average Nigerian lady. Am sure u dont need my help clues.. |
MabraO: I will like the both partNa why u dey always carry tsrif position for class! |
cheryl1: I dont think so o,those set of teeth are not good looking at all. Breath or bad dentition,no one works!In the real sense,I think they seldom look this horrible. Tho bad dentitions like these are quite common to the males and do not normally occur by birth,whoever has it would dare not have kissing in mind along a romatic course. |
Will this possibly be called polygamy? Just wondering? |
Love is actually blind. It will be ignored in true love. Those OP's pix opened their mouth wider for proper capture. Dont u all think dat kissing som1 with a bad dentition with fresh&good breath is better than a good dentition with suck-away flavor?? |
And he'll be paid N1m/week for this joke. |
Ur issue is so pathetic. I feel ur pain. Its so hard to free ur mind of this issue. Just try to think less about it by getting urself busy with somthing. Its clear. He was using you to pass time all the while. He's richer than before now, and he now feels he can afford someone better that you. Someone dat deserves u will definitely come! |