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Pumpumking:
Brother the rule is simple. if u cant aford woman, stay single or toast men. loads of mens outthere lookin for boy friend
I gave my girl friends cousin 150k juss two weeks ago and I dint even yansh her nor do i have any yanshin intention.
I simply gave her the money because her future plan is to be a lawyer and everytime she cathes me with other base, she kept her mouth quite.
I called her one day & ask for her account number, telling her I want her to help me buy some things for a friends birthday. ..and then she called me back and said *what do u want me to buy with the 150k*. I said, its yours. She freak out. she ask why. I simply said: you a loyal friend.
SON, WATCH N LEARN: THATS HOW BIG BOYS ROLL!!!!! (Peace)

Now re-read your write-up and compare it with the op's text.

Wahala for people wey dey go church.

Bannann:
The man has not been picking ooo very anyhow people

Eject the guy nah. Tell am make him pack.

Bannann:
Am currently battling with one problem now, a Father's friend said his son needed a place to stay for a couple of days till he gets an apartment, that's how I accepted ooo omo the guy no one comot again, and the most painful part is people warned me but Mr nice guy I do Orikun kun

Call the father and tell him his son has stayed beyond his welcome.

If this one come naija dem go just cut him head go sell the diamond.

This administration will beat you and still expect you not to cry. Will anyone ever prefer generator to normal electricity? They failed to give us light and when we improvise they ask us to pay for our own improvision. Please what would be the usage of the money at the end of the day? I'm sure this same money will be used to finance bokoharam and banditry as usual.

I was actually feeling for you until I read that rape or almost rape part of the story...
I would advice you concentrate on becoming successful please, if nobody like you then the worst you can do to yourself is not to like yourself. Move on bro, just be focus and when you become successful then you'll successfully build your own family.
We are on the same journey but mine is that I didn't try raping anyone.

Lee99:
very myopic that's what you are if not you'd know that tarring any road whether federal or state is an offense, when did Obi become the state govt to be saddled with the responsibility of renovating schools? Please y'all should take that hatred to the sidewalk

I've seen someone tar a street and he hasn't been imprisoned.

Whites believe so much in charity, blacks believe in show offs.
In a developed countries the amount of charity you were able to do determines how wealthy you are but Africans would rather put fire on their money rather than investing in human development.

Lifeisgoody:
One of the numerous effects of bad leadership.
RIP guys, your government failed you.

Generator in 2021, where some countries are trying to shed excess electricity.

SMH

Abi dey fail demself.
How can some people be so stupid even to the point of death.
The father failed them, he should have been more wiser. Even the noise alone won't let me sleep so I'm wondering how they were able to sleep with the generator's noise.
The poor father even knowing that he is poor still had the mind to marry two wives inside a room.

Just one bullet would have solved their ranting.

Me no sabi church road again o.

You wan carry another man load?

Olubunmi Afuye... That name rings bell.

plaetton:
All this holier than thou nonsense is nauseating.

Nigerians are the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Extramarital sex is almost a norm in every corner of the world, despite all the pretensions.

Accept it or not , the human male species is biologically evolved to be polygamous in nature.
Society, or should I say judeo-christian culture, forces the males to pretend monogamy. Monogamy is a choice.
Polygamy is the default natural biological/ neurological setting for human males.
All men are polygamous by nature, no matter how much he tries or PRETENDS to be otherwise. Whenever the opportunity presents itself, nearly all healthy males will jump at the opportunity for a polygamous relationship or encounter.
Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world for a good reason.
Infact, there are data and data that show that plurality of sexual affairs is physiologically and mentally healthy for the average male.

The male libido cannot be easily constrained.

Why all these nah?
Who's talking about polygamy or monogamy here? We are only discussing how best a man can enjoy his home in peace. The moment you settle for one woman then the least headache you'll get.
We are condemning side chicks in totality as keeping such would always cause more harm than good. I didn't say that a man should not have a fling if he chooses but the fact that a man should have a permanent mistress is evil since they would always cost you your peace.
If you want a fling then pay as you go would keep you away from most evils that a permanent sidechick will cause you. Hit and run is your best bet bro.

Side chick... The worst evil a man can ever bring upon himself.
As a man do not keep a side chick as that will ultimately ruin your family but if at all you feel you want to migrimo then hit and run should be your best option.

Wike the wicked governor... .
Most they live in shanties? Why can't these people live a normal life? You will see the foolanies living inside the forest and their hausa counterparts that dear venture into the city would rather live in shanties.
If they can't afford a proper accommodation then they should go back to their Boko Haram infested region please.

Commentor:
There is nothing in the Nigerian constitution that suggests rotational presidency.

If anyone has a different opinion, he/she should provide evidence.

It was a PDP concept which even they have abandoned by always providing Atiku as their candidate.

There are so many problems that just common sense would solve but unfortunately the people from there northern states seems to lack such common sense.
The only advantage the northerners would rely upon is their population and the same population has been causing us greater pains or how can you explain the fact that a jobless idiot would have the guy to marry many wives thereby given birth to many almajiris so that they came outwit the southerners when it comes to an election.
Nobody is begging the northerners to relinquish power come 2023 but the fact that their almighty buhari did succeeded in messing up Nigeria then I wonder if the northerners would smell the seat of power coming next election.

Dem go don tear eyes finish by 18, how will they be serious? It's better you get education at an early age when things of the world hasn't taken much of your thoughts.

ronaldbecky:
am sorry to say...u truly is a bloody bastard....no offense

You don't need to be sorry bro, if you've found my hatred for the igbos so offensive and you had the guts to call me a bloody bastard then I guess it's a case of a pot calling kettle black.

Drsnives:
They are already in hell
Sorry for sounding harsh but that's the bitter truth

I guess you ushered them in.

Daguccizgreat:
That's totally wrong. I had some terrible experiences in the hands of Yoruba conductors while living in Lagos many years ago but it does not make me to hate the Yorubas. You can't hate a whole tribe because of one fellow who offended you

With patience you'll be fine in Lagos even with the conductors. Even if you had such ugly experience would you compare such with the ones been melted out in onitcha?
I have been in Lagos and every other south western states and I've also been to the east so I know what I'm talking about.

BKayy:
It is Nigerias fault not Ndigbo.
The only people that fight them is Vigilante boys.
Do you know how many times they call police on them? That is why they need police protection to do that nonsense.
When they harassed you didn't you see police by the side or close to their stand?

If police is needed to correct every abnormalities then we are all sunk.

collagiatepaper:
I am right now in Onitsha. I can confidently tell you that motorpark touting is the same everywhere in Nigeria. Lagos and Ibadan are even worse, particularly Lagos

Then you are not been sincere.
Lagos will never get money from you as soon as you enter their vehicle. They will wait till the vehicle is 95percent full before collecting fares and should there be any reason for you not to travel again your money will be refunded without any stress.
Can you say the same thing about your Onitcha?

collagiatepaper:
There are touts everywhere in Nigeria, from Enugu, Lagos, Onitsha, warri, Aba, Owerri, kano, Ibadan, abeokuta, etc. This issue of tout is even worse in Lagos

Do your research well then you'll realize how bad onitcha has become.
This is not about tribe but it's about the rate of extortion and harassment.

That is how they operate...
I've experienced it ones and I swear I would have shot some people dead had it been I have a gun. Igbos are so heartless.

I set out very early with a vigor on the appointed day of me returning to the West, got a bus to Aba with ease, on getting to Aba I met another obstacle. So many parks in the same vicinity with so many buses loading at the same time so every driver and a group of ocho-passenger(same thing as agbero in yoruba dialet) working with him will always have to jostle for passengers thereby it takes hours for even a bus to make a round.
I spent hours in Aba before our bus finally got fully loaded then we proceeded to Onitcha. (Reader should please note that I've been exhausted financially and I've got a hole in my pocket already)

Before I left the village I traveled to I was given so many farm produces that I couldn't even carry them all so I only opted to carry few yellow garri and plantain.
We arrived at Onitcha at about 2:30pm and knowing fully well that the money I have on me won't take me to Lagos I kukuma opted to make a stop at Ondo.(from Onitcha I should be able to get to Ondo direct or at least get to Ore then take a bus down to Ondo from Ore.)
Due to the disorganized system of transportation there in the east I found it difficult in getting a bus to my direction. Suddenly I saw a guy walked up to me and was asking me where exactly I'm heading to and I said Ondo. He asked me to follow him which I obliged. Getting to the bus he took me to I saw that it was half loaded. Among the passengers inside this bus were well dressed old men that should be over 70years and this scene actually gave me the impression that we were all traveling together.
Before I took up a seat inside the bus I asked about the fare to Ondo and the said its #4700 of which I don't have up to that. Another surprise was that the agberos were calling on all people going to different destinations to come board this same bus that they claimed would take me to Ondo. When I approached the people inside this bus I was surprised to even see people heading to Ibadan,Lagos, Akure all in this same vehicle so I was confused. The truth is that the transportation from onitcha to Ondo shouldn't be more than 1700 so I was wondering where they got their 4700 from. I haggled about the fare to Ondo from to #1700 and they immediately asked me to pay( in the east ones you board a vehicle they will collect the fare and give u some kind of ridiculous ticket) so I paid and I was given a ticket and assigned a seat.

So many buses loading at the same time so we were stuck due to our bus not filling up. What I noticed again was time everytime we were able to get a passenger one of those old men will alight pretending to go buy something and you won't ever see him again and this now dawn on me that more than half of the passengers on the bus were all fake...

Just 2days after the wedding I got a call from my elder brother requesting me to go represent him at a function in the east( Abia state). My brother promised to finance my expenses which was going to cost him about #150k but I latter received #100k alert which automatically means I would have to travel on a budget.

September 28 I embarked on my journey to the east on a very tight budget. I arrived at onitcha and proceeded to get a bus to either umuahia or aba but what I first noticed was some kind of disorganized transportation system which made it very difficult for me to get a bus going my way. I succeeded in getting a bus to Imo state then another bus to Aba of which I will still need to travel about 4hours(due to bad roads) from Aba to my actual destination.
I got to Aba at about 11pm and was welcomed by the news of the nefarious activities going on around Aba. I had to put up in a cheap hotel till the next day before I proceed to my next stop. I arrived safely to my destination on 29th September and what I went there to do was all successful. After about 4days over there in the east I decided to make my journey back to the west and that was where I got my sad experience...

TheMostComplex1:
Sorry about what happened to you but why don't you want to share the story.

Note all this wickedness happens everywhere but some states are too notorious for this

My story...

2017 had been my worst year on earth, though it all started with good news of me getting a number of contracts. I thought it wise to sub-contract one of the jobs to a friend who's in the same line,I successfully delivered my own end of the contracts and profits were recorded.
Along the line I got a call from the client whose my friend was suppose to handle his project complaining about the bad job done on his site so my presence was needed. I had to travel all the way from Lagos to Akure so as to see things for myself. Alas! The job was so awful that I had to personally spend over five thousand Naira so as to maintain the little name I've built for myself.

Meanwhile a close friend was busy planning for his wedding which was to take place around September and my sordid experience just ended around July. I had no option than to involve in both the wedding planning and preparations and it all involved money.
My friend had a successful wedding at Akoko in Ondo state lo and behold I was totally broke after my friend's wedding party.

I started hoping for another contract...

xpressionx:

A guy was in a hurry in Aba some years ago,he boarded a bus that the loaders were shouting port "2 chance" and they collected money from him immediately.
When one person enter,someone comes down,and it continued like that,then it dawned on him that it was the agbero staff that filled the bus.
The man that was in a hurry ended up spending over an hour there.
So he was shouting at them to give him back his money and the refused.

When the bus finally got filled,the agbero gave him back his money and asked to come down beche gas been shouting since and the man refused.

The agbero gave him a dirty slap,as he came down to fight they put another passenger in his seat and gave him back his money and the bus moved.

Since then I always open my eyes and observe anytime I visit aba to buy goods.

Similar incident happened to me at Onitcha some years back, if I had a gun I would have killed somebody that day. That singular act made me to hate the igbos till date.

Ceenachi:
Perpetrators of crimes never go Scot-free yet they keep commiting it

Some crimes are been committed with all the satisfactions in this world.
If the same assassination is been carried upon mr bubu I'm sure the killer would die a hero.