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Dear FG and NFP,
If you guys are not yet ready or too weak to kill these blood thirsty priest-killer hoodlums, kindly release them.
The street will take good care of them.
Yours faithfully
(waiting with our.........)

Whizpeter:
When I bought my first car, I parked it at the police station because of the fear of thieves!!

The next day, I saw it at the checkpoint!

The Idi0ts told me they were helping me warm the car like tho I sent them message!!

but bro...honestly... dey did u a big fav. plz go bk n say a big tnk u to dem....try n b nice a little

bid4rich:
[size=18pt]Does that mean no one can break the record, someone has to do it man. After-all NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. Lets go there!!!


But sincerely speaking, God is awesome. If white men with all their machinery and advanced technology could not dare dig from one point of the earth to another, not even to the center at best, it shows how limited we are in capacity. God is awesome[/size]

bid4rich....datz a nice moniker! I'm concerned about d "rich" part....u wana get rich? den u hv to get in dwn dia n grab d gold!!!! raw gold!!! owned by nobody!!!

tk4rd:
Hmmmmmm.. *Climbing out already**

hahahaha......I don died!!!! u dnt wana hama?? jewman

gbeseun:
But she is saving from the flaws of ur almighty okonjo ,where iweala can't see she is changing the face,can iweala withstand the pressure of today as a finance minister??

wot pressure is more dan negotiating d cancellation of our National debt whc was incured by regimes dat she had nth to do with??

wheredemdey:
Joker... Lol

See her countenance sef... She is jittery.... I bet she has goose bumps just by sitting on that chair.

u no see as she dey admire d oyibo...... inside her mind"chai, na me be dis"

hybridtm:
Kemi no get dat kind brain, to follow people like dis seatdown.. ..she go dey with her mate, like Terry G, Timaya, Tonto Dikeh.. .make dem dey discuss economic Mata.. ...
DULL WOMAN, WITH FINE ENGLISH =KEMI ADEOSUN

bros for my dream I see as dem kari u dey enta one place like dat.....

onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

so if I'm to get a confession frm u na to just gv u beta sex n u will start prophesying o di nma!!! nw I kw a major weakness of urs. anam abia!!!

someone shld plz tell her to cm n arrest me!!!!! I NEED her to arrest me!!!! it's vry imptnt

tk4rd:
Wetin you wan take the shovel do.?

(whistling unknown tune)......picks d shovel

tk4rd:
If you no want the gold, den wetin u want naa.?? You dey give me ur food inside the hole just like dat.??

mk I kip my shovel close sef

Oga OP, whc part of Nigeria r u frm?? d topic of d thread shld hv bin 11 cars u see everyday in Aba....

tk4rd:
You see yourself naa.??
Make I dey inside the hole dey risk, and you dey top dey coordinate.??

I cnt rmba saying dat I want d gold!!!! u go do abi u no go do abi mk I cut d rope ni??

ogbenicodes:
by far the funniest comment on Nairaland!

u also want to lobby to stay outside with me?? Oga...na for inside d gold dey no be outside....sun too much outside.

tsamson:
sharp guy

tnx for hailing me but abeg na only one person fit stay outside. u wan enta inside go touch d gold?? u r free

Princejebs:
Busted....these guy smart die

bros....abeg I no nid ua hlp!!! abeg dis na one man job!!! tnx 4 ua concerns!!!! small time now u go hear..."bros mk I kip u company"

ychris:
by the time molten magma erupts frm the core and hit u big time. u go knw

lemme keep my shovel cloee

tk4rd:
You will only get a percentage of the whole gains.

only a percentage?? Shea u dey inside dey do dis kin negotiation

tk4rd:
Then let's take the furking risk to the Hell Below and get extra-rich...
We need GOLD..
We need the MONEY..

I will be outside making sure dat u get enough air n water!!! if u nid food just shake d rope....

MalcoImX:
Looters will always be called to account for their misdeeds. GEJ is still clueless. He's still issuing Sallah and Xmas messages as if he's the only ex alive. We told you he's ineffectual but you still doubt. Are Gowon, IBB etc. not alive?

yes GEJ is clueless.... yes we all kw dat but u? urs is beyond imagination!!!

Keneking:
Repair Umunya to Akwuzu junction road...period
Can't the governor invest in modern machineries for filling potholes etc.

He should come to Lagos and see.. LSPWC

hope u r aware dat d axis u mentioned is a federal road?? u can tok abt oda roads, no probs bt dnt hang federal duty on his neck. yes u can say dat Ngige n Peter Obi did federal roads, yes but d periods n situations r clearly diff.

An2elect2:
Saint my foot

and that foot you shall plead for

dainformant:
marrying this girl is a very "beautiful way to die"

I like your use of English....splendid

Blakjewelry:
Bring 1 cow, two ram, yam, 5 white cock, Palm oil and palm wine three big keg for consultations, if na olden days na human e for require.

bros abeg I fit be ua apprentice or PA

TrapQueen77:
Young men. Preferred matured ladies nowadays...






Aaahhmmmm.. I wonder why?

because dey r less drama n dey think aright

ominibaba80:
This is the newly Constructed tunnel at Concord Hotel Junction in Owerri Imo state, this project is less than 4 months old.

The upper part of the tunnel is blocked because no car can drive at the top to avoid collapse.


If you live in Owerri or you pass through Owerri, you will understand what am talking about.

I will appreciate if u change d name tunnel to dugout thank u

Femich18:
Thank you but you should understand why the criticism is much..Its Okorocha nah An APC guy for that matter..Let them keep hating....its in their DNA

bros...sori u r rong. hv u bin to owerri to see dez dugouts named tunnels?? hv u driven round d city of owerri? Rochas has scammed d pple of IMO state with his oratory!!! even if d so called tunnel has not bin commissioned...is dat why it shld be waterlogged as a literate person, plz honestly assess d dangers posed by d shaby work don on d acclaimed tunnels. d pix tels it all dat both d contractor, d minister of works n possibly d gov shld d questioned n jailed for putting d lives of imolites to potential danger

whc kin joke b dis one?? wen una dey promise us heaven n earth like man wey dey on top woman dey promise his life in choruses n stanzas.... una no kw abi ara gbara agba, gbapiakwa unu anya dia?!! in short buusu michakwa unu onu

Sunofgod:
Nigeria will not be participating this year......in fact remove those pics because they are upsetting right now!

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bros chill n njoy d jellof b4 e go finish.....even APC dey chop jellof

hornybee:
Lemme just buy fuel for thunder generator. No b small thunder go faya una.

bros abeg afit boro dat ua generator for like 2 wks? I wan use send smth

Osinachi1:
Use 20k to buy 10 Local dogs

calabar pesin

Motherfucker2:
That dogs looks like wetin go show the thieves where you hide for under the bed.

Make i advice you as my brother.

Use that 20k go buy 7 goats, the goats go get belle come give you goat pikin, you go sell the pikin for more than 45k

I no trust that dog, e fit see moving vehicle go jump in front of am, and that go be how how 20k take enter voicemail

if d OP do u juju now u go dey ask "wetin I do nahhhhh" so u min say goat go beta pass d dog?? u for tok say nkwobi dey hungry u