donbenedict:
The babe dey krase sha. Why she no choose to be the one driving d jeep instead while d man dey sell gala..

na so una dey tk break pple home!!!

vote for me. I'm young n vibrant. I hv bin on d street n in d palace. I'm d hope for Nigeria. I'm d Joshua of Nigeria. sm will say why not Moses? Moses did not make it to d promise land!!! I'm an old soul in a young body with d wisdom of an elder. I hv witnessed so many regimes come n gone, seen dia strength n weakness. let me not say it all now....

I'm waiting to hear wot Lai Mohammed n Sports ministry will hv to say abt dis!!!

tunjion:



And u think, parents will not beat the hell out of their children if caught having sex?

She was not beaten becos she is a girl. If she was a boy the beating would be worse.

This is a lost cause. The end does not justify the means. Moral decay!

r u sure u r OK!!! u want to use moral decay to cova up d stupid tin doz foolish men did?? will her parents strip her unclad n post her naked pix/video on social media?? looks like u r one of dem!!!! na small tin I for call u mumu

doublewisdom:
I like the way the Obi of Onitsha carries himself with dignity.

apart frm prof. Ekwueme...d Igwe of Okoh, d only royal father I respect is Obi of Onitsha. Agbogidi 1 of onicha-ado-n'idu!!!! aside all his achievements, his carriage is superb. IBB, OBJ, GEJ even late Gen. Abacha will bear me witness!! he is d symbol of onicha culture n heritage!!!!

VhatAmazingDude:
Lol.

That's how this street was named 'Ramotu' street.

It makes perfect sense in Lagos, but it will confuse an Igbo man in Lagos for the first time

bros.....think of heaven nahhhhhh

I for vex if I no see pishur of the roasted me!!!! Shea una don chop person grand mama

Emmatdayo:
will u shut up, na buhari be chairman NOC? Abi na him be sport minister. Mtcheeeeeew

he is neither d two but he oversees the two. so...explain dat

KingPoult:


Do you think those CC's know anything about the company they work for ?
they are only trained to talk politely to costomers ........Company product info/Terms and condition, they don't know
They are all du*b A*s.....empty head.

sori dey r not wot u called dem....dey gv info dat is at dia disposal. funy enof info gets to d public first b4 dem. even if dey kw abt d P&S u enquire abt as long as dey hv not bin briefed on dat P&S dey will alwz tell u wot dey hv bin mandated to tell u. I bliv u dnt hv any1 dat works as a CR in any of dez telecms. dnt abuse sm1 dat u dnt kw anyth abt hw he/she works. grow up.

[quote author=Tolexander post=48158414]We have two Presidents in Nigeria.

The wife of the first President is afraid to travel to US and here is the wife of the second President in US.[/quo


honesty hw can d wife of d no 3 citizen be representing African women in US when d wife of d number one citizen is still arnd. Mama Peace is a pro in dis field....u no fit collect her glory like dat ooo. she wan taunted n made jest of but she alwz stands at d front both int'l n home..... u don dey feel say I dey support u bah?? na only u DSS for cm luk for

fizzy4luv:
I want to believe you are saying the truth, which means that the woman managed the situation more professionally than the present kemi Adeosun. Even World biggest economy is heavily indebted. Jonathan paraded Ministers that were more capable of giving us a leverage among comity of Nations, he was just too soft on them and gave some too much free hand thus allowing corruption to strive

God bless you for being objective!!! GEJ's admin had its issues but his economic team was superb...though he inherited d team from OBJ. PMB's team don't know anything about policy but talk and propaganda.

dis is anoda way of recruiting pple into terrorists group!!!

dis man get mind ooooo

bros just bone her. na she go tell u say she don buy fone with a promise not to lose it again. na wen u no call her n she no fit call u for sm weeks, she go reset to factory setting. just do like u no even kw say she no get fone again. so na so she wan tk manage ua home dem neva grind beans moimoi don dey smell alrdy

JossyOloye:
we don hear u, ani make you travel go usa first, after that if na fayose head u want, Nigerians go cut am bring am to you, if na chop u wan chop am, u free, but go first

she no go chop am. she go use learn hw to plait Ghana weave or tumankasa.....(u cn ask Nkem Owo aka Osuofia of Nollywood for d meaning). plz dnt quote me.....I kari evryth beg u

aresa:




There is a port in Onitsha and in total, there are still more ports in the south than the North.

I don't even know what you people know about your own country.

a port in Onitsha??! I guess u meant USB port!!!

HungerBAD:
Best Minister of Information ever in this Country.

I use to think Jerry Gana was the best, until this guy showed up. This is an intellectual man, that knows the workings of the Media both in and out.I Salute you, you are a great man.

so u min dat dis guy is beta dan Jerry Gana n Chukwuemeka Chikelu jezzzz!!!! dis is why I use juju on pple like u

Florblu:
Some men of God will suffer here on earth and still continue with the suffering in heaven.
See potential Fine boy in chain

sister...did u just call dem men of God?? mbanu!!!! dey r men of evil!!!! we kw men of God wen we cm across dem nahhh

Disneylady:

Guys and Alcohol

my dear...it helps...a trial will convince u

Stegomiah:
WHO GO GIVE ME TWINS
I WANT TO HAVE TWINS
SEE CUTIES

let's make it happen...

amaco12:
if not buhari who for remember your rice.

d rice investment has bin on b4 Obiano came on board. Peter Obi paved d way....remember dat was during GEJ regime. please try n read extensively n get ua facts right.

mrkayusfit:
Buhari will take Nigeria to the promise land. Let's be patient with his economic team cos they are cleaning the mess of GEJ and his incompetent finance minister okonjo iweala.

u call okonjo Iweala incompetent?? damn!!! hv u eva headed anyth tin abi group let alone ministry b4?? dat woman did a lot for dis country. hv u forgotten so soon abt our debt dat she helped to cancel out? was she there wen doz debts wia accumulated?? do u even kw anyth abt d politics of economy but local n int'l?? I can turn deaf ears to whatever u say abt GEJ but Okonjo no dear....

Timbi:
The Federal Executive Council (FEC) has appealed to states to take over the repairs and maintenance of federal roads in order to reduce the burden on the Federal Government.

The council made the appeal Tuesday during a two-hour meeting presided over by President Muhammadu Buhari.

It said states that could afford to take over federal highways should do so as quickly as possible so that the roads do not go into "total deterioration."

Briefing State House correspondents later, Women Affairs Minister Aisha Alhassan said the FEC l approved a memo presented by the Minister of Power, Works, Housing and Urban Development, Babatunde Fashola, for the re-designation of two roads in Kaduna State from being federal roads to state roads as requested by Governor Nasir e-Rufai.

Alhassan said e-Rufai had sent a request to President Buhari to re-designate the Nnamdi Azikwe and the Ahmadu Bello Expressways in Kaduna as state roads so that the state government would "have the power, without any inhibition, to work on the roads to make them better for Kaduna indegenes."

The minister noted that the council was very pleased with e-Rufai's request "because ordinarily, other state governors should have requested for permission to repair and be reimbursed.

"But he (e-Rufai) asked for outright handing over to the Kaduna State government so that they can take care of it as their own, and asked the (federal) government to complete the eastern by-pass ‎which is outside Kaduna linking the North-central to North-western Nigeria. That was also approved by the council because it is a welcome idea.

"The council also appealed to other state governments that can afford to take over federal roads to lessen the burden on federal government, to enable them repair and maintain roads as quickly as possible so that they don't go into total deterioration," the minister said.

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/fg-begs-states-to-take-over-federal-roads/156150.html

I hope d Kaduna state govt will not wake up one to demand outright hand over of d refinery in dia state?? na gud morning dey bring how r u??

chumakk:
I can tell you that service has been suspended by airtel management. I think they can't just fund it but it will make them look unreliable. I subscribed to this plan yesterday even as i didn't finish it because of Nepa so i tried it this morning only to be asked to migrated AGAIN to the smarttype which i did but was told i wasn't even on the plan again. What?! Airtel management and marketing department is a flop. I had to use the MTN 25 for 500mb this night as usual.

how can smth dat has not bin launched be suspended already?? where una dey get una news from sef?? hv u called dia customer care to enqire?? nnahh mehn....we youths of nowadays ehhhh

wot code(s) did u dial to activate the night data plan....no code yet....n ua misleading info is on FP?? sombori at d background is vry high

just 4 days n u r complaining!!!! just 4 days n u r complaining!!!! Oga no vex me oooo. smone in aso rock has bin leaving with blocked ear since d 70s n u r hear mkin noise....

Explorers:
The base has been subject of numerous tales about UFO's and aliens since 1947. Between 1947 and 1969, the Air Force recorded 12,618 sightings of strange phenomena with 701 of them classed as 'unidentified'.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3614522/Couple-capture-footage-UFO-close-military-base-Ohio.html

if dat base has witnessed such amount of UFO visits....den d base is holding smth dat has caught d attention of d aliens n US govt is definitely not telling us smth. for a particular goat to be visiting a particular farm everyday....oga dat farm get smth

Islie:







http://thenationonlineng.net/no-gun-can-pierce-body-cult-leader/

Oga dem neva shoot u gun wey get bullet!!! if u see gun.....d juju go run leave u to cari ua cross.....

Disneylady:

Guys and Alcohol

my dear no be our fault ooo. na so we just meet am as mama born us. no vex abeg

Explorers:


Address to alchol when there's diamond bigger than earth floating around.

did u just say diamond?? why hv u bin hoarding dis kind of info dis is why I use juju on pple like u.....oya d adres sharp sharp.

Explorers:
5. There’s a giant cloud of alcohol in Sagittarius B.


Sagittarius B is a vast molecular cloud of gas and dust floating near the centre of the Milky Way, 26,000 light-years from Earth, 463,000,000,000 kilometres in diameter and, amazingly, it contains 10-billion-billion-billion litres of alcohol. The vinyl alcoholin the cloud is far from the most flavour some tipple in the universe, but it is an important organic molecule which offers some clues how the first building blocks of life-forming substances are produced.

cloud of alcohol?? plz can I hv d address of dat place abeg

Sall:
Which of the gods do we blam for this.

it's Poseidon!!!! no doubt

HungerBAD:
International speaking tour?

Who listens to this man?what does he talk about?how to be in charge of looters and economic saboteurs?
Or how to steal a country dry?

Good thing he flies in and out of Nigeria via PH,as I am sure there are people with rocks and stones in their hands, waiting for him at the Lagos or Abuja Airport.

What a failure.

who listens to him The whole world!!!! If after his tenure as d president of Nigeria...he is still popular even more popular dan wen he was in power... bros...cut cap for him....if u don't millions of Nigerians n non Nigerians will luv n adore him. let me also remind u dat he neva invited himself to doz gatherings. he was invited.