₦airaland Forum

LastMumu:
They say Chelsea lacks class that we change coaches too often. Barcelona have changed more coaches in the last 10 years than CBN's FX policies this year alone.

2008 - Rijkaard.
2012 - Guardiola
2013 - Tito Vilanova
2014- Tata Martino
2017- Liuz Enrique
2017 - Valverde
2018 - Arsene Wenger

What do.you mean by Arsene Wenger? Oga respect yourself ooooo. Please we don't run a laboratory or creche at Barca. He should stay where he is biko.

HungerBAD:
Interesting.

When the uneducated ipobs are making senseless noise on the internet,and busy calling people names from a certain region like betrayers,cowards, just because they disagree with their ideologies based on principles.

Their Traditional Rulers are busy giving out the highest titles of the land,to a supposed enemy.

Those that carry hate in their mind,should learn the art of loving others from this Traditional Ruler.

Please withdraw that "giving highest titles of the land". First ask.the meaning of "Ome Udo". If you are not among the king making council or an Ozo title holder, you re not there.

How old is the father? A gift should come as a surprise. Permission needs not to be taken before a gift should be presented. Any gift given to a newly wed is meant for both of them. If the person giving the gift tags one of the newly weds the giver of the gift is a home wrecker (if there's anything like wrecked).

In LagBus while lapping a babe.....reason am finish

dealslip:
Almost a trillion Naira for a 36km bridge. This people should fear God oh!!!

Have you consulted a civil.engineer before making this assertion?

Issorite

Onyejemechimere:
http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/oonis-palace-reacts-to-snub-by-oba-of.html

Ancestors kwa Ghen Ghen!!!!!

Shafiiimran99:
U don't worship Mary but u worship God and Jesus. Blessed is the Mary mother of Catholics god. The alligation u denied is not even worst as what u confessed "Mary mother of Catholics god "

R u saying that Jesus christ is not God?

donnie:
Yes, especially if majority are catholics.

I'm a Catholic and Lemme mk it clear to u. We don't worship such things. We don't worship Mary or any Saint. We honor Dem. Such apparitions like dis in Columbia must first be investigated by d Vatican before being accepted as supernatural event. I'm Catholic I worship God and Jesus is my Lord and savior. Blessed Virgin Mary is the mother of God.

Xkalaban:
Lol
It is called the spirit of Soccer

Can d spirit come n possess me

FunkyMetahuman:
messi himself is a spirit
He is god of soccer.

Hoh mai gawt

Messi is possessed but I don't know the name of d spirit that is possessing him!!!!

gabonsky:
Bro just chose one now?

U don dey beg am?

Nwanne, see format oooo

yourexcellency:
1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she replies “Sorry for yourself”

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now.”

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’, you will hear ‘ween’.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me’

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse…

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve been eating at home nko?”

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

17&19 don off me.

VickyRotex:
Mummy will go to Market and price 5000 meat, for 1,500

Awee just be crying

When I was a kid, one day I went to market with my mum and D next tin she told me was "nnah remind me to buy dat ua cane for u". D tin still weak me till today

EXCUSEme2:
Nigerian Mum na dem be dey BEST......


Der can worry for AFRICA


Respect to all our MAMA out der....

U hv not met my mum. U go off for her wahala but I love her like dat sotey anytime she no complain Wen I call her I no go feel alright.

Disneylady:
To all ayam karid via this forum lika ds , days is metaplastic to ayuaness and continue to walk minus Charles Olumo... animales to see a terrible acaution to go by the way of Sunny I no dey via Elemu awa re. A very nattygbamus SF of Ogun hemisphere via the telipad...To God Eledumare I av reachualander

Bikokwa, Dis ua vibration is tikademus on dat note, I'm trying bendel insurance via adolphous for u. Wok n remain minus one. Owigiri. Ayam dat Ayam via Eastern emusphere, ilya nkasu to be specimen wire.

omenkaLives:
Haba! Take it easy. Those hailing him could be from any region; na "brodas" and comradoes just dey do their tin.

Don't blame him. Wen entities r gyrating, animalies r in confusion conference.

theimmortals:
May you walk and stumble not.

D gods oooo. Ayam still loyola milk for u. Wok ojojo

BeeBeeOoh:
Even any attempted attempt to tempt orl eye yam karid either commission or omission, committed or omitted will jams high tension. Mayanstically!!



This is xyz5 tapper, xyz4 HOD drumi6 off Ilya Ashaina-Eroxion on his 100tackles. Walk o jare

Hyperkariability is ua nomenclara. Woged

sammysammy111:
LSF BABA may ur daieses by long

Entities all over d galaxy TV cut emusphere r to walk minus stumble till infinity Jeep. Even if we r to stumble, let it be ontop ọla n agbalacious okpe. And any attempt, attempted attempt or group of attempts on us, d gods r to juwa. To d gods oludumare I hv landed.

MiddleDimension:
according to Surat Baquara (the cow) verse 177, marrying more wives is not the evidence that one is a devoted muslim, neither are true muslims 'those that bow to the east or west. but those who BELIEVE IN ALLAH, THE ANGELS, THE LAST DAY...'

Doz Islam support marrying more dan one wife? Should any wife of a Muslim man be against her husband's decision to take another wife??

Buharimustgo:
So after the beautiful first wife suffered and endured everything when u were and had nothing,this is what u want to pay her with?Ahmed Musa this is not fair at all,she deserves to enjoy with you despite her differences which u didn't notice when u were a poor church rat

Which one again is endured?? He is a Muslim and his religion accepts multiple wives but d lady was jealous and did not want him to do d right thing as a devoted Muslim. Had it been d first wife is a Christian it would hv bin a different ball game.

zinachidi:
ROCHAS come and see your mate ooooo...


Bastarrrrrrrrrrrd!

Bros dey r not mates ooooooo. So u wan kill Rochas

NDỊ BARCA NDỊ MPIAWA AZỤ!!!!

senboy204:
Bro no go anywhere Oo when bubu come Back you will explain urself to DSS. , but to be candid there is some ounce of truth in what this guy said.

U just added ua name to d list of DSS invites

Biko driver ọ pụta kwara

Priceless200:
Yeah. Wonder why they stopped the production

I guess dey stopped because dey r beginning to expose those behind the war and dia reasons for bringing down Syria.

The best first lady Nigeria never had was the wife of Abdulsalami Abubakar. The military head of state dat took over after Sani Abacha. She was then a chief judge dat gvs no Bleep and d first lady madness.

bobcharly:
Double wahala for deadi body....

My manchie. Dem no fit try am for u nah

Please what type of crime will I commit so that I can be sent to this prison. Please I want to be a convict........ In Norway oooooo