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PetsRe: If A Dog Breeder Scams You Of Your Hard Earned Money, Please Follow This Step. by phunkypalace(op): 8:48pm On Nov 16, 2019
Sammy011:
As enlighten as this post is, the problem is when you go through this procedure you would have spent more money and more time than the money you sent already from experience
There is no harm in trying to bring the scammer to book even if the money spent on the process is more than what was collected from you.
PetsIf A Dog Breeder Scams You Of Your Hard Earned Money, Please Follow This Step. by phunkypalace(op): 7:58pm On Nov 16, 2019
If any fake Dog breeder collects money from you without sending you the dog you paid for, then use this method below to get the scammer brought to book or get your money back.

Please READ This:
When you by Mistake *Transfer Money* to an *Account* you were not supposed to transfer money to:

As soon as you realize that you have made a mistake, quickly report the transaction to the *Police* as the banks do not have the power to stop anyone from using his or her bank Account.

When you report to the police, you are required to give them your *statement of account* to show the transaction.

The *Police* will fill a form and proceed with it to a *Magistrate* to make what is called the *Bankers Order.*

The magistrate will in chambers sign the bankers order freezing the account or ordering the bank of the recipient to disclose information about the owner of that account.

Then the order will be served on the bank within jurisdiction.

The bank will co-operate with the police, release the particulars of the owner of the account, call the owner of the account and take steps to see that the money is returned to you.

If the owner of the account has removed the money, the account will be frozen and he/she will be told to return the said amount within a specified time.

If he fails to do so, he will be arrested and prosecuted for stealing, because he ought to have known that such money did not belong to him/her.

The offence was not committed when he/she withdrew the money, it was committed when the person was informed that it was not his/her money, requested to return it but failed, ignored or refused to do so.

So, in order to avoid all the above:
Double-check the Name of the Recipient before pressing the *SEND* button.

With Love from IGNITE German Shepherds.
PetsOur Long Haired GSD Puppies (litter A) Now Available For Booking. by phunkypalace(op): 7:04pm On Nov 15, 2019
We've got one male and two females from this combo. Bookings are now opened. Kindly call, text or whatsapp 08062682135 for further enquiries.

PetsRe: Showline GSD Puppy Available From IGNITE German Shepherds. by phunkypalace(op): 10:23am On Nov 15, 2019
Sold.
PetsRe: Showline GSD Puppy Available From IGNITE German Shepherds. by phunkypalace(op): 7:10pm On Nov 14, 2019
PeraGSD:
@phunkypalace nice and good looking pups you got. Well-done.
Thanks very much sir. We look up to people like you. grin grin
PetsRe: I Need A Male Slant Back German Shepherd by phunkypalace(m): 5:35pm On Nov 13, 2019
hrhobi1:
I need it urgently ,

Location Benin city

Phone 08159180790.

Please calls or SMS only
Available from the stable of IGNITE German Shepherds. 200k. If you are the one that called me in the morning, I hope you will be convinced one day. grin

https://www.nairaland.com/5526739/soon-king
PetsRe: Soon To Be KING!!! by phunkypalace(m): 5:33pm On Nov 13, 2019
Super boy Macho is. grin grin. I'm very happy you are doing a great job with him. Hope you still remember the details of how he was bred. If you still need it, you can hit me up.

To that man still having trust issues, this owner paid 180k before delivery and he got what he paid for. Mr Deniyi can bear me witness. cool
PetsRe: Showline GSD Puppy Available From IGNITE German Shepherds. by phunkypalace(op): 4:22pm On Nov 13, 2019
space9880:
Timmy ?
Yes please. And you are?
PetsRe: Showline GSD Puppy Available From IGNITE German Shepherds. by phunkypalace(op): 12:13pm On Nov 13, 2019
hrhobi1:
How much is th dog going for ?

Hello, good morning. If you were the one that called this morning and told me you can't pay until you see a dog I'm so sorry for how I responded and that's because I had and issue with one of these so called breeders.

Secondly about your experience, I'm so sorry that happened but there is absolutely nothing I can do for you. One thing I always advise people when taking such risks is to try and verify the authenticity of the person you are trying to do a business with from other popular persons you know that are into dogs.

Check my other posts about my planned mating, I paid 1.4m without seeing the male physically to the breeder in Serbia after making my investigations and he arrived Nigeria two and a half weeks later. The female I got from a known name for 350k and all I got before paying was pictures and videos and I paid in full before the dog was sent via waybill. So gentleman, it depends on who you dealing with sir.

If you can give me a benefit of doubt, you will come here to testify. I've dealt with a Major General before and he got his dog in Adamawa. I understand there are scammers out there, but that doesn't mean there are no good ones. Like I said on the call, if you cannot pay before I send, I'm not forcing you to purchase him. Thanks. Funny you didn't even ask for the price of the dog...lol.
Please use the primary means of contact to get relevant informations on the puppy. Thanks.
PetsRe: Showline GSD Puppy Available From IGNITE German Shepherds. by phunkypalace(op):
hrhobi1:
. I once paid a fakedog seller here on NL about 8k as airway bill money for him to send the dog to me and when it's gets here I will pay him for the dog, he absconded with my money ,so I don't send money anymore until I see what I am buying .
Hello, good morning. If you were the one that called this morning and told me you can't pay until you see a dog I'm so sorry for how I responded and that's because I had an issue with one of these so called breeders.

Secondly about your experience, I'm so sorry that happened but there is absolutely nothing I can do for you. One thing I always advise people when taking such risks is to try and verify the authenticity of the person you are trying to do a business with from other popular persons you know that are into dogs.

Check my other posts about my planned mating, I paid 1.4m without seeing the male physically to the breeder in Serbia after making my investigations and he arrived Nigeria two and a half weeks later. The female I got from a known name for 350k and all I got before paying was pictures and videos and I paid in full before the dog was sent via waybill. So gentleman, it depends on who you dealing with sir.

If you can give me a benefit of doubt, you will come here to testify. I've dealt with a Major General before and he got his dog in Adamawa. I understand there are scammers out there, but that doesn't mean there are no good ones. Like I said on the call, if you cannot pay before I send, I'm not forcing you to purchase him. Thanks. Funny you didn't even ask for the price of the dog...lol.
PetsPregnancy Confirmed Between Boston And Carly. by phunkypalace(op): 9:05am On Nov 12, 2019
From the stable of IGNITE German Shepherds, Carly has been confirmed pregnant.

For further enquiries, please call, text or whatsapp 08062682135.

PetsRe: Showline GSD Puppy Available From IGNITE German Shepherds. by phunkypalace(op): 9:01am On Nov 12, 2019
Still available
PetsShowline GSD Puppy Available From IGNITE German Shepherds. by phunkypalace(op): 3:40pm On Nov 11, 2019
This young Male GSD puppy is available for a new home.
Sex: Male
Age: 7 weeks
Delivery nationwide via waybill.
Please call, text or Whatsapp 08062682135 for further enquiries.

PetsRe: Our Planned Future GSD Mating. by phunkypalace(op): 5:26pm On Nov 03, 2019
PeraGSD:
Lovely pair. Lovely pups expected. Love them full black masks.
Thank you sir. Greetings to Cuppy and her pups, as well as Avanth.
PetsOur Planned Future GSD Mating. by phunkypalace(op):
Planned Future Mating:

Sergio of Indos House

F: Fantom Emsi-Haus IPO1
M: Zara Emsi-Haus IPO1, BH, VV3 Srb Sieger

X

Cephas Tracy

F: Richard von Landerhouse
M: Zirka iz Doma Allens

We are line breeding on Onur vom Haus Bifo.

Contact, 08062682135.

PetsGSD Puppies From Pedigree Parents Available For A New Home. by phunkypalace(op): 6:15pm On Oct 12, 2019
Please contact me via Call, text or whatsapp on 08062682135. Puppies can be waybilled to any Location in West Africa.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: We Need Partner Across Nigeria To Work With Us by phunkypalace(m): 7:18pm On Sep 23, 2019
Yes 08062682135 Lagos
Nairaland GeneralRe: Buying From Ali Express by phunkypalace(op): 8:22am On Apr 16, 2019
dirtycoin:
It usually takes about 14-20 working days from the time the seller ships your item. There could be some delays though. The item will be delivered to the Post Office closest to you. You will be notified to go pick up your item via SMS by the Post Office.
Thanks. Really appreciate.
Nairaland GeneralBuying From Ali Express by phunkypalace(op): 6:52pm On Apr 15, 2019
Hello nairalanders, please I wanna purchase an item from Aliexpress and I know some of us here might have purchased from that store before. So my questions goes thus:
How many working days is the shipping process?
Do they ship directly to ones home or i'll need to go pick from the post office?
Thanks in advance for your response.
TravelRe: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by phunkypalace(m): 5:03pm On Mar 17, 2019
NEIGHBOUR:
@phunkypalace, you must be an Aviation Lecturer!! You made it so simple with your analysis! I enjoyed ur analysis. God bless you. Pls why is it that it is nearly impossible to find major human parts at crash scenes.? 147 people perished without retrieving major human bodies. It is terrible.
The major body of an aircraft is made with an hard plastic, that is why it is not advisable to fly an aircraft into turbulence or heavy wind gust. The wind would control it and it can lead to unexpected results. To answer your question, the impact an aircraft which has lost control would make into earth is something unexplainable at times. An aircraft when configured to land should not exceed 900ft/min when descending. If it descend above that, it is an automatic missed approach and the pilot must go around because if he forces the aircraft to land with that rate of descent, only God knows what will happen. So imagine an aircraft descending at 7,800ft/pm.....the impact on ground alone is enough to scatter the whole parts of the aircraft and passengers in it without considering the explosion yet. It is not what anyone would pray for.
TravelRe: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by phunkypalace(m): 4:55pm On Mar 17, 2019
Siralgebra04:
However, d cost is not d issue. The same parachutes will b in d plane in every flight. I didn't say parachutes should b replaced for every flight. The parachute can b in d plane for years without use, so I dont think there is a problem as per cost.
U also said weight has to be considered. Yeah, parachutes can't be embedded to already made planes but we are contemplating if aircraft producers can put all hose parameters into consideration and build special planes that can house parachutes.
Chief, did you see my other comments?......Every aircraft designed works with some laws in physics. Most important is to beat the law of gravity. Yes Aircraft manufacturers can design one, but the total number of passengers such aircraft can convey at once would be drastically reduced. Like I cited an example earlier about the Lagos To Dubai flight. Emirates operate that flight with a Boeing 777 on daily basis with over 380 passengers in that aircraft. But do you know that the 777 can actually carry more than 400?
The reason why Emirates will not carry 400 passengers is not far fetched. The weight is the utmost consideration. They have to consider the total weight of the aircraft which consist of the fuel, passengers, cargo and the OEW.
So if manufactures design an aircraft that can convey both passengers and parachutes, I bet you the maximum number of passengers it will take would be around 150-170 and that is even without cargo and fuel. So tell me Emirates operate a 777 with 380 passenger's for 190k, so how much will they make with an aircraft that will convey just 170 passengers?
They will still pay for the airspace of each country they pass through before the destination, they will pay for Aviation fuel too and all other miscellaneous fees. It will be total loss except they can increase the flight fee to around 1m per passenger for a one way trip. Then they can make their needed profit. So some people will be able to fly but so many people won't be able to make the fee. That is where my definition of flying being expensive comes into play.
TravelRe: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by phunkypalace(m): 4:43pm On Mar 17, 2019
gonkin:
U wanna jump out a plane at 30000 feet?
That's why there's a raft that drops down and deploys the parachute at the recommended altitude
I'm not sure you understand my comment. Please check well.
TravelRe: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by phunkypalace(m):
Siralgebra04:
Flight should not be expensive with parachute. A parachute cost about $8,000 (#2.9m). So if a plane can cost an average of 60 billion Naira, what does it take to incorporate 400 parachute (costing just 1.2 billion Naira) in a new plane? Note that the d same parachute will b in d plane in every flight. A plane can spend 6yrs without even crashing, so parachute in a plane costs nothing.
If you say so, so be it. Who am I to argue with you if you are not into aviation. Because if you are, you won't even say this. Please check my other comment as to why it is not possible yet.

The major reason why I said flying would be expensive is because if parachutes are to be embedded in an aircraft, the weight has to be considered then the number of passengers an aircraft can carry at once has to be reduced because of the weight. Say if a flight ticket cost approximately 190k from Lagos To Dubai with an Aicraft that has a capacity of over 400 passengers, then how much would the ticket be if the airline has to fly an aircraft with just 100 passengers (because each passenger must have a reserved parachute and the weight has to be balanced) from Lagos to Dubai?

Won't the airlines make profits?
How much do you think Aviation fuel cost?
How much do you think workers in an Airline are being paid?
How much do you think airlines pay to make sure a single aircraft is air worthy?
How much do you think they pay airports when the aircrafts are on ground?
How much do you think airlines pay for the airspace they pass through during flights?

If you can answer all these questions, I'm ready to debate with you. Thanks.
TravelRe: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by phunkypalace(m): 2:20pm On Mar 17, 2019
gonkin:
And land in the ocean? Its like having a lifebouy in a sinking ship although ur chances of survival on a ship are way better.
They need an ark with parachutes or some kind of raft that can take 50 people. I really dont know why they have never thought of this. Plane crash everybody die. Only a miracle saved crash survivers. Imagine falling off a 2 storey building now imagine falling at 600kmh.
Lol...even parachutes cannot be used above 10,000ft. So if an aircraft is maneuvering over in the air at any altitude above 10,000ft...you can't even use the parachute because it is instant death on it's own LOl.
TravelRe: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by phunkypalace(m): 2:17pm On Mar 17, 2019
ckc:
Why doesn't the engine suck in things around it when it is flying low or taking off from the airport?
.

The engines would only suck things that are right in front of the engines and will throw away things that are right behind it. Can I ask a question, have you ever boarded an aircraft or been to the airport?...If you have you'll observe while the aircraft is taxing, nobody stays around even a follow me vehicles has a limited distance to stay. The engines are powerful especially when put into maximum thrust. Don't joke with the engines.
TravelRe: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by phunkypalace(m): 2:10pm On Mar 17, 2019
Mac2016:
I know you're talking from a professional perspective but I believe if we consider it serious, a plane shd be designed to cater weights of all items needed to make flight safer! It's a simple maths. Or worst, they reduce passengers on each trip and replace their weights with parachutes or appurtenances that would make flight safer!
Well you are right to an extent. But let me tell you that there is a standard to follow when building an aircraft. Mathematics can be put into play but the ultimate Physics. Each aircraft designed has to beat the law of gravity when flying. So parachutes can't just be chipped in into passenger aircrafts. You'll observe only military aircraft have that and there is a reason for that, they are not operated for commercial purpose. If parachutes are to be placed inside the aircrafts, then flying would be very very expensive.
TravelRe: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by phunkypalace(m): 2:00pm On Mar 17, 2019
Tundexxy:
shocked

This can't be the case!

A measure can be put in place to counter this...

Are there no Cargo plane which load weight is more higher that passenger aircraft?
Bro how I wish you are into Aviation. Yes a cargo plane can weigh more than passenger aircraft but a cargo plane can never and I repeat can never be overweight and the pilot says he can take it off..even the flight dispatcher would never assign that aircraft to leave because it will end up crashing at the other end of the runway. An aircraft is not just built to fly alone, there are so many considerations that has been put into place that will determine if the aircraft is to takeoff or not.

I will try and explain in details. There are three major things to consider when an aircraft is preparing for a trip and those things are carefully planned in order to avoid a mishap while on the journey.

You have the OEW: Operating Empty Weight. This is the weight of the aircraft before Fuel, Passengers and Cargo is loaded into the aircraft. That is the weight of the aircraft itself before anything is loaded into it.

You have the MTOW: This is the Maximum Take off Weight, it consists of the OEW, the payload which includes Fuel, Cargo and Passengers...there is a limit for each aircraft and if the total payload surpases that, then that aircraft is going no where. This is because before the aircraft begins it's takeoff roll, so many things has been pre-configured into the FMC which is called Flight Management Computer..can be called FMS in some aircraft. The FMC would give you a Flap configuration between 5 and 15 and takeoff speeds based on your current weight, the weather and length of the runway. We have the V1 which is the minimum takeoff speed, once the aircraft reaches this speed, you are committed to flying and even if any emergency comes into play after this speed such as engine fire, engine failure or any other form of emergency, you can't abort the takeoff, you'll have to get into the air and make a return later. We have the VR which is called the rotating speed, when you reach this speed, the pilots pull up the yoke and that puts the plane's nose up and into the air. We have the V2 which is the dedicated climbing speed.
All these things are put into considerations before the aircraft takes off so you think off adding parachutes to the aircraft with all these things inside the aircraft already, then I don't think anyone would be able to fly having it at the back of our mind that the fuel it uses depends on the journey.

Lastly comes in the MLW...The Minimum Landing weight and the Maximum Landing weight. This weight are also put into consideration before the plane can land, if the aircraft is overweight for landing then the pilot has to shed out some fuel because if he tries and land that aircraft while the aircraft has surpassed the maximum landing weight, then it is a calamity waiting to happen. So consider parachutes in a plane like the A380 that can take more than 400 passengers, add the weight of the passengers to the OEW, plus the fuel and the cargo..now tell me if it's possible for that aircraft to get into the air let alone landing.
So many people just think the aircraft gets into the air like than and just land like that, NO...that is why I laugh at that guy who said "What is this one saying". He has no idea, and he's just supposed to ask for a detailed explanation than make fun of himself. I hope you understand this Chief. If you want any further explanations, let me know. Thanks.
TravelRe: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by phunkypalace(m): 1:33pm On Mar 17, 2019
Mac2016:
What is this one saying
Well you might likely not understand because you are not into Aviation...
TravelRe: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by phunkypalace(m): 11:10am On Mar 17, 2019
tiredoflife:
Why can't planes have parachutes for passengers in case of air accident issues
It will cause an overweight and the plane would never be able to takeoff if the weight is above it's MTOW. (Maximum Take Off Weight).
BusinessRe: Shoptomydoor Brings You Exclusive Deals From USA, UK And China by phunkypalace(m): 10:00am On Mar 17, 2019
@shop2mydoor SCAM is not when internet fraudsters try to rip off people of their hard earned money alone but also when your company wants me to ship out items from the old warehouse and new warehouse separately when the items can still be consolidated in the new warehouse.
PetsRe: What’s The Average Price Of Getting A Pug Puppy by phunkypalace(m): 5:02pm On Mar 16, 2019
donshaize:
Who has info, I plan on getting a female pup soon
200k
PetsRe: How Pure Is This Gsd by phunkypalace(m): 2:37pm On Mar 15, 2019
The fact that you came online and ask such question means you yourself doubts the genuinety of the breed. I would have love to hit the nail on the head for you but due to the fact that some people on here are ready to attack my personality each time I voice out the truth, I'll just ask you to check what the breed standard of a GSD is. Read through and check if your puppy meets up.

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