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4. The Prisoners Who Boasted of an Easy Life on Facebook (When No Cell Phones are Allowed in Prison).

You probably know that mobile phones are off limits in prison, right? Apparently, these inmates didn't.

Now, these two violent thugs who were caught boasting on Facebook about their easy prison life have been stripped of their perks, put in solitary, and face a police investigation.

The pictures feature Sonny Barker and Korrel Kennedy posing in their cell and surrounded by gadgets, such as a PlayStation and a TV that is showing a music channel. Other pictures appear to show a cell filled with a mini-fridge, a sound system, piles of snacks, and posters of topless women.

Thanks to their ability to somehow post these images online, they have now lost their TV, are being made to wear prison uniforms, and could be moved to a tougher jail.

Between July 2009 and June 2011, a shocking 342 inmates, including murderers, were caught using the social networking site while locked up.

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3. The Drug Mule Who was Caught After Taking Selfies While Counting and Kissing Banknotes
In September 2013, a dopey drug mule was jailed after he snapped a "selfie" on his mobile phone while kissing banknotes. Cocky Peter Cavanagh, 26, was part of a mob who netted £30,000 (about $50,000) every month from peddling heroin and cocaine.

Alongside gang leader Michael Adegoke, Cavanagh delivered the deadly drugs to the West Country and then returned to London with the profits. The arrogant drug mule even took photos of himself brandishing a wad of cash on one of his train rides back to the capital.

However, the deadly trade hit the buffers when two of their female dealers were busted on the streets of Weston-super-Mare, Somerset. Police linked them to Adegoke and Cavanagh, and found the damning photos on their mobile phones

2. The Selfie from Pop Star Rihanna with an Endangered Animal that Lead to Arrests in Thailand

“Look who was talking dirty to me!” Rihanna tweeted in Sept 2013 from the island of Phuket off the coast of Thailand, where she was taking a break from her current world tour.

It turned out to be a slow loris, which is a cute, bug-eyed creature that's native to Southeast Asia. It's also a protected species, so local police did, in fact, look into the matter.

Phuket authorities were alerted to the picture, and that led to police arresting the two individuals, who brought out the loris as a photo opportunity for tourists.

The authorities rescued two lorises from the suspects, who were identified as a 20-year-old man and a 16-year-old boy. If charged with possession of protected animals, the two could face up to four years in prison.

Who takes a selfie of himself/herself before, while, or after committing a crime...and then posts it online? Well, these people do.

1. The Teen Girls Who were Connected to a Crime After Posting a Pre-Robbery Selfie

A pair of teenage girls who were arrested on suspicion of robbery could have possibly talked their way out of it — had they not snapped a selfie of themselves dressed as robbers and holding a knife just before allegedly committing the crime.The unidentified teens were accused of having robbed a burger joint in Halmstad, Sweden with a large kitchen knife and making off with just under$400. The local K-9 unit was able to track the girls to their grandparents' apartment, where a knife anda pair of balaclavas were found.Upon confiscating the girls' cellphones, officers found photos of the suspects wearing balaclavas and holding a knife matching the description of theone used in the robbery.Only one of girls, a 17-year-old, is old enough to be tried.

The 88th Academy Awards(commonly referred to as Oscars) ceremony, presented by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences(AMPAS), will honor the best films of 2015 and will take place on February 28, 2016, at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California.

Ehen. My people....that na hollywood their own. Let me do mine. Remember we're referring to movies of last year oh, 2015!!! Mind you most of the categories are made up. Only a few are official. So umm...*stage fright*....

1. Overall Movie of The Year - Fast and Furious 7 (I mean...obviously)

2. Animation of the Year - Minions (buchu goo boo yah ba chukwa. Yes, I speak Minion)

3. Favorite Actor(Action) - Leonardo Di Caprio in The Revenant (If he doesn't win an Oscar this year then I know that thing is run by INEC)

4. Favorite Actress (Action) - Charlize Theron in Mad Max: Fury Road (It's not everyday you see a woman driving a trailer deep in the Australian desert one handed)

5. Favorite Actor (Comedy) - Will Ferrell (If you can look at this guy's face for 30 seconds and still maintain your composure then your soul is dark)

6. Favorite Actress (Comedy) - Melissa McCarthy in Spy (I know Spy isn't purely comedy but I doubt there's a funnier actress than this woman.)

7. Favorite Comedy - Ted 2 (Lol...Mark Wehlberg and that Teddy...epic collabo)

8. Favorite Action Comedy - Spy (Who knew Jason Statham could be so damn hilarious)

9. Favorite Action Movie - Kinsman: Secret Service (I've played this movie like 36 times)

10. WTF Movie (Positive) - The Revenant (First he survives a bear attack...then he removes the internal organs of a horse and sleeps inside. Who does that? Well...Di Caprio does)

11. WTF Movie (Negative) - Fantastic Four (Abeg what were they doing in that film biko nu? Nollywood-esque effects)

12. Dopest Movie Scene - From Kinsman. Meeeeehn. Remember that scene in the church were Colin Firth went on a mad rampage and killed like 600 people! Ok...not 600 sha. But people die. The full bloody church! And not normal death oh. I mean an ax-handle-in-between-your-eyes kind of death.

11. Best Effects - Jurassic World (How are those Dinosaurs NOT real? Bro! I could almost touch those animals)

12. Best Movie Song - See You Again (Unopposed. Is it Khalifa's Rap? Abi Charlie Puth's chorus? 100%)

13. The Street's Movie - Straight Outta Compton (Those niqqas really had attitude)

14. Most Underwhelming Movie - Hunger Games: Mocking Jay Part 2 (There was only one scene of action. I repeat: one scene!)

15. Best Plot Twist - The Loft (5 messed up friends jonsing each other. But no one saw that twist at the end coming. Scoffield na bad guy since tay tay sha.)

16. Black Movie of The Year - Beasts of No Nation

17. Notable Mentions: Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Avengers, The Man from U.N.C.L.E, Spectre, MI: Rogue Nation, The Wedding Ringer, Focus, Hotel Transylvania, South Paw, The Last Witch Hunter

18. Feel free to add yours

NB: I'm a VP (virgin poster). Ignore my obvious amateurish approach.

Of all times? Meeeeehn. I can't fit and pick. But here are my top 3 for 2015
1. Fast and Furious 7(cinema been full that day! See noise! Watching that movie with the crowd made it all the more enjoyable )
2. Kinsman: Secret Service (British accent too dope)
3. Mad Max: Fury Road (Na there wey I first hear "Valhala" )

Queen of England do New Year speech. Bubu follow.

SMH