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armadeo:
That's the reason am so not interested in this new star wars. I forced myself to watch the cinedub and I've hated the movie since then.

I can't even bring myself to watch a clear copy for now.


Don't ruin your dead pool experience.

Please y'all listen to this guy. The cinema experience was so worth it. See Deadpool in a cinema or wait for the HD version. How impatient can a person be? Deadpool was so cool a friend wants us to see it in the cinema again!!!!

Deadpool is messing up box office already.

He is officially my 2nd favorite super hero.

obixcel:
Keep in mind, The 88th Oscar Awards 2016
Date:28th February, 2016.

Leonardo DiCaprio for Best Actor....the guy don try. Matt Damon is a worthy recipient too but guys....DiCaprio said that's the hardest movie he's ever acted. Inaritu (someone check that spelling) said it's the hardest movie he ever directed and he's so not doing something like that again. Oh...I'm talking about The Revenant.

goodfornothing:
Are you saying you don't know the difference between forward and sideways?

I was going to reply you but then I saw you moniker so I was like "Any need?" Lemme assist somebody else instead.

*passes comment to andysnoopy*
Let him do the scoring.

Na wa oh. That kain jungle league.

A referee has been murdered in Argentina by a young player for showing him the red card.

The incident happened in Cordoba, as a player shot the referee just minutes after being dismissed for hitting another player.

Another player, Walter Zarate, was also hit by a bullet and was taken to hospital, though he is not in critical condition.

The referee, Cesar Flores, 48, was killed after being shot three times - once in the head, neck and chest, according to police. 

The killer is still on the run and the subject of a police hunt.

Source: http://m.goal.com/s/en-gb/news/2889/south-america/2016/02/16/20391302/referee-shot-dead-after-showing-red-card

obixcel:
Thanks, but mid way i discovered it was cinema dubbed with very low audio.

I regret the inconvenience.

obixcel:
feel free to share it

mylora:
MKV formats aint bad at all. Pls confirm if it's hd brv. Been waiting for this movie

Umm...hope this is cool.
http://wuz.me/files/Star%20Wars%20The%20Force%20Awakens.mkv

INTROVERT:
Gotta start earlier than that. Invest early on in the East India Company. Invest early in Union Pacific. Invest in a little startup called Ford Motor Company. Invest in the big newspapers before they become the big newspapers. Invest in Western Bell.

With one gold coin? Sister Introvert!!!

derrick333:
Lol,no wonda u no use am make ani productive call

Hahahahaha. Baba you don finish me oh. Finally I no try sha...paddy men wey I for call. Tsheew. The next time I see airtime on FB sha I promise to use it productively.

airmirthd1:
Thief

Sentence me My Love...any penitentiary of your choice

....so I was just on my own oh. Just finished watching an episode from Game of Thrones.

I decided to log in facebook...mainly to see pictures of those who take Valentines Day seriously. I then saw this post from a friend. He shared a screen shot of the text message he sent his Dad and his Dad's dope reply. At the end of his own text message were digits for airtime (twas his Dad's birthday so he must have sent it as a gift). I counted 16 digits and knew this must be my beloved MTN. I was going to scroll past when a thought hit me. That part of my brain controlled by hunger began thinking: "What if this guy's Dad hasn't used this airtime yet?"

Nna mehn....I then sat up at that point. I looked at the digits for 15 seconds and crammed it. Then I went to my dial menu and began dialing. *555*..............#. Then I dialed. Then I smiled. My account had just gone from 0 to 750 real quick.

I kon first call Bae oh. We talked till my left ear began to ache. I switched to right ear. We talk ooooooh till right ear begin ache too. I on my loudspeaker....made it hands free. After an hour and about 30 minutes, that annoying woman then told us we had 1 minute remaining. So we began our normal game of "How Many Times Can You Tell Me You Love Me In One Minute". She was saying "I love you" for the 37th time when I heard the beep. My hard earned airtime had finished.

PS: I am not a honest Nigerian. So I won't tell that guy I used the airtime. Please keep your preaching to yourself.

What? Oya fine! I'll tell him...next week Sunday though. Let his Dad fry his ass a bit first.

Remember: The Patient Dog................................died of hunger.

Goodnight Folks.

NLers will have a field day....

obixcel:
The HD for all 3 movies are invisible for now. Deadpool just dey start. I hope from 2morow something pops up. Till then the standoff continues...

Anytime pal. Do you still need a link for Star Wars? I think I stumbled upon one. File was about 1.5GB. MKV format. So I'm assuming it's HD.

The Imitation Game.

Benedict Cumberbatch is a bloody pro!!!

PS: Seeing it for the thousandth time

obixcel:
"StandOff" 2016. Fantastic Movie..nearly all of d action scenes were acted in one house, and d standoff was well executed.

Brozay! Seems you're Lord of The Links oh. Lol. Please whenever you have the time I'll appreciate links for Victor Frankeinstein, Daddy's Home and Deadpool (I know it's too early to be asking for Deadpool link...but still).

LordVarys:
Deadpool was awesome, just what the Superhero genre needed, Ryan Reynolds was funny.
Finally a movie that lived up to its pre release hype unlike Star Wars which I found disappointing

Still dunno how Star Wars got past $2,000,000,000.

charix:
Ok, I know SPAR, just didn't think there was any cinema there. Would check it out tomorrow. Does it have a website so I can check which movies are showing there tomorrow?

There is bro...the last floor.

http://filmhouseng.com/oldgra.html

cao:
Usually, we get it after, eg Disney films - we used to get them about 2-6 months after the US. But, not the same for any Marvel property - we get them either earlier or the same time. Plus, over here new films tend to come out on Wednesdays, Americans prefer Fridays.

Oh and Deadpool was sweet, they got the tone of the character well - dude did not shut the hell up, and he broke the 4th wall with unrestricted impunity.

And there was the "4th wall in a 4th wall" scene. What did he call it again sef? 16th wall? Lol. Deadpool will definitely be in my "But you've watched this movie 85 times. Why are you watching it again" list.

charix:
Which cinema is film house again? I only know of silverbird, Genesis deluxe and one cinema on stadium road.

Lol. Seems you left PH a long time ago. 1st nobody goes to Silverbird anymore. It's a ghost town...devoid of humans. Genesis still dey try but still... It's no longer as filled as before. Then the one at Stadium road..."i cinema"...is it still a cinema? Abi it's been converted to a chemist. Bro...97% of Port Harcourt residents see their movies at Filmhouse in Port Harcourt shopping mall Old GRA close to Government House. Abi you never hear of SPAR?

WARNING: If you've not seen Deadpool yet then please return to the previous page. Spoilers might be ahead.

Owk...so umm...yea....finally: Deadpool premiered today. I watched it at Filmhouse, Old GRA, Port Harcourt. If I were to describe it in one word I'll say: Insane. It's indeed a different kind of superhero movie. Where do I start? I mean....who fills a bag with almost 100 guns for a final showdown with the villain and then FORGETS THE BAG IN A TAXI? Who does that? Nobody right? Right? Wrong! Deadpool does. The most reckless fighter ever! He just doesn't care what hits him. And you won't blame him since his mutated cells can heal anything. Well...nuff said. Did anyone see Deadpool today? What are your thoughts? On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate it? Did it live up to the hype? Personally I'll give it 8. Tell us what you thought about Deadpool.

OkparaJesus:
As I was praying I saw myself breast feeding the daughter of he was about to defecate at the viewing centre before the members of Book Haram have been doing Nigerians good if not by the time I was okay with her but why did the devil allow the rice to sell at the market but Kim Karadashian should not have sang at Deeper life camp ground and I don't know if Don't jazzy and Olamide song was a hit back to back if not why did Donald Trump change to black by invasive surgery.Even the 2016 budget shows that students can eat well in a hot swimming pool that lacks a window barrier.

Ummm...guys. Make una help me confam dis guy. E well?

moneyallowed:
In other news, Deadpool currently has a 100% rating on rotten tomatoes. The reviews have been great so far which is reassuring, Fantastic Four anyone? Really glad for Ryan Reynolds and the crew. Hope it smashes the box office and makes a little money. Definitely going to see it next weekend. Where is Cao? She owes us a review

For a review:
https://www.nairaland.com/2919444/deadpool-review-out

Deadpool = Bae

Who'll be seeing it this Friday? Any NLer? Me...I dey PH. So it's most likely Film House GRA...wanna link up?

The much anticipated and highly publicized Deadpool hits cinemas this Friday (12th). A very minuscule few however have been able to see the movie in advance via a surprise screening that came out last week. As such I came across this review online. As if the redband trailers are not mouth watering enough, check out this amazing review.

Culled from Cinemablend:

As far as comic book characters go, there are few more harshly divisive than Deadpool. For as many people who can’t get enough of his blabber-mouth and general insanity, there is an equal number of people who feel like most of the heroes in the Marvel Comics world: they hate his guts. As such, the long-developing Deadpool movie has spent years as a mystery, with it constantly carrying the question of whether or not it would highlight the best aspects of the character, or the worst ones.

Now the verdict is in, and the good news is that director Tim Miller’s Deadpool is a blissfully unique and hilarious action-packed blockbuster that stands as one of the best big-screen superhero origin stories that we’ve had the pleasure of seeing.

Based on a script by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, the non-linear comic book film recounts the life and times of Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds), a mouthy ex-Special Forces operative turned sociopathic mercenary who finds his world forever changed when he meets the beautiful Vanessa (Morena Baccarin), a prostitute whose entire life has been the same level of dark and awful as Wade’s. Drawn close by their matching pain, they couldn’t be more happy together… but, of course, that’s when tragedy decides to strike.

It’s revealed that Wade has late-stage cancer in his liver, lungs, prostate and brain, and is left questioning whether or not he should sacrifice his love and spare her the pain of watching him wither and die. But that’s also when Wade finds a special offer on the table – invited to take part in what’s described as a government-funded workshop that will not only cure his disease, but give him abilities beyond any normal man. He puts his life in the hands of a shaved-headed, menacing doctor named Ajax (Ed Skrein), though when it turns out the facility has designs on turning Wade into a super slave instead of a superhero, he’s put on a path that will not only see him gain incredible healing powers and horrifically scarred skin, but also a deep, deep desire for bloodthirsty revenge.

If variety is the ultimate key to the perpetuation of the comic book movie genre, then Deadpool will be received by fans as a blessing, because we truly have not seen anything quite like it to this point. Taking the complete opposite approach to the character than the one exercised by X-Men Origins: Wolverine (which surgically removed anything and everything interesting about the post-modern anti-hero), the film understands and embraces what makes the red-and-black-suited psycho special, and utilizes those elements to inspire a fantastical, R-rated, one-liner-filled blast. Everything is on the table, from his gleeful abandon during fights (knowing that he will always heal) to his distinct ability to break the fourth wall, and matched with perfectly-toned superhero cynicism it comes together stunningly well.

Read the full review http://www.cinemablend.com/m/reviews/Deadpool-69247.html

And by the way Rotten Tomatoes (a movie aggregator) scored it 100%!!!

Watch the 2 trailers below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xithigfg7dA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuH3zDs2y3s

Isn't it annoying when you're enjoying your chat with this Bae that has been giving you tough time and then the barber says "Ogbeni...na your turn." Well...no more of that. Chat and barb.

Flexherbal:
Sharks in a pond!

My brother...that kyn pond no be here oh! The Evil Pond

Exponental:
So the husband didn't check her corpse at all? Sounds more like a lie.

Bruh...check the source

INTROVERT:
Why

The woman's number isn't going thru I for ask am...

Lol...you heard right. No. You saw right! Kai! Just imagine the scenario. You're at a funeral perhaps looking at the casket, shaking your head in sadness, wondering why death can be so cruel, when suddenly the woman you're supposedly burying shows up like "Hey sorry I'm late. This is not my real face. See my real face here."

A husband got the shock of a lifetime when the wife he paid to get killed showed up to her own funeral.
Balenga Kalala hired a team of hit men to kill his wife of 10 years, Noela Rukundo, while she returned to her native Burundi in early 2015.
The hitmen informed Kalala that she had been killed when she had actually been released with a memory card of recorded conversations between him and the gang of hitmen, the BBC reported.

On February 22, 2015, Noela confronted her husband at her own funeral.
When she spotted Kalala leaving, she stepped out of her car and saw him put his hands on his head in horror.
He said: ‘Is it my eyes? Is it a ghost?’
She replied: ‘Surprise! I’m still alive!’
In an interview with the BBC on Thursday, Rukundo recalled how he touched her shoulder to find it solid. He jumped and started screaming.
Kalala wailed: ‘I’m sorry for everything’.
The couple had met 11 years earlier right after Noela arrived in Australia from Burundi.
Kalala was a recent refugee from the Democratic Republic of Congo and they had the same social worker.
They fell in love, moved into together in Melbourne and had three children.
Rukundo immediately called the police after the confrontation and Kalala eventually pleaded guilty and was sentenced to nine years in prison for incitement to murder.


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/05/wife-crashes-her-own-funeral-horrifying-her-husband-who-had-paid-to-have-her-killed-5664524/?ito=facebook

odimbannamdi:
So i was invited to a job aptitude test in Surulere 2days ago. 3 questions caught my attention. Even though i was quite sure of the answers i provided, i still want to ask guys here for their perusal on them


Here they are:

1. A glove and cup both cost 110naira. The cost of the glove is 100times more than that of the cup. How much is the cup?

2. If it takes 10 machines 10minutes to make 10doughnuts, how long will it take 100machines to make 100doughnuts?

3. A man wants to venture into business so he buys a dozen eggs for 5naira and sells them for 3naira. From his calculation, if he sells 20eggs daily, in 1year he will be a millionaire. And his calculation is correct. How is that possible?

Question 1 and 2 have been answered well.
Question 3 answer: He's a millionaire already. With or without the egg business. So even if he incurred losses, his millions will still be intact.

branhampaul:
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Good afternoon Sir. How are you sir? How's your day going sir? How family? How work? Abeg no vex oh. Ehen. Sir it's Rap I'm talking about not Hip Hop. Thanks Sir.