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fabiano09:
Read thru again,if its an exam you hav failed o lol

fabiano09:
You did not answer any of my question Sir.

ferdimako:
cfan should tidy up that program and let it be divorce on because hackers have data from ashleymadison.com...I heard Ottawa topped the list. haha

Timbuktou:
Pick, I hear PH and Owerri babes carry dis tin wella. Make we exploit that area abeg. I'm up for any legal money-making venture.

Dyt:
Smh

chymystique:
That why its better you padlock your john thomas so you wont be told stories that touch and ve your thomas, tongue or body part handed over to you to behold due to it being bitten off

fabiano09:
What about d religious aspect of the story and its inherent moral of changing from bad to good,thru the power of christ n prayer churches,as the writer posits? Dnt u care abt dt aspect atall? Or ur agnostic? lol

chymystique:
yesoo!. lol.. the best way to know someone's HIV stats is for the person to go for test.. Everyone claims to be HIV negative these days... this asthma own na serious issue cause people tend to hide it from their partners.. I really dunno why... when it comes to having someone as a sexual partner, finding out if the person is asthmatic or [size=22pt]epileptic[/size] is quite important so as to know how to handle their sexual life...

fabiano09:
Lol you hv a twisted mind pickabeau,checkout my topics,u may see what u like.

chymystique:
This just reminded me an ashmatic gf and her bf back in school... am glad she was alive for them to tell the tale.. that's why When one is having sex with an ashmatic patient, you ve to be cautious else OYO for you if something goes wrong while in the act! RIP Mr.

hahn:
Those guys ehn.

Drug dealers, corrupt officials too

hahn:
It helps console Nigerians. True

But the countries that trained them know better

ahsekeena:
Google

hahn:
You understand.

Especially when most of them have never eaten eba nor used a Nigerian passport, never been here, would never introduce him/herself as a Nigerian, can't speak the language etc

shadowripper:
all of the above

naijathings:
I sat down at Arik air waiting for my plane . Julius Agwu and his wife sat close to me and they didn't speak to each other for almost an hour we were there. They just kept tappin at their phones. What a life.

Your friend needs realize that her husband now has a second wife. A second wife that doesn't cook, clean, wash, furk or cry for her husband. All the second wife does is to eat credit, supply her husband with lots of virtual happiness, and be pampered.

She better take affirmative action and tell her husband to let the second wife work in the house or he choose between two of them. She needs to do this with all the seriousness in her blood as an African woman who wouldn't share her husband with anybody.

AjanleKoko:
I think is what you are referring to. Some consulting management platform

AjanleKoko:
You and your hubby abi

Make i no talk something bad now

MizMyColi:


I see you are actually making fun of modern feminists.

CFCfan:
I'm glad the semester is almost over it's been a hectic ride, with an average of 10-11 cases to read before every class day.
I think law school enrollment is still on the decline. There aren't many folks out there willing to pay $40,000/yr in tuition. In 3 yrs, one would would have paid $120,000.
Anyway, it's been an intellectually-rewarding experience for me though.

MizMyColi:
Dammit!
That's Crayy feminism.

Enjoy the nipples

MizMyColi:
There is a difference between Nairaland feminism, true feminism and modern feminism.
Which brand are you on about?

MizMyColi:
None of this sounds sensible.
They are absurd.
I'd rather I continued living in the past, no offence.
Good luck with your feminism

MizMyColi:
This is news
Since when did you start supporting feminism?

Timbuktou:
Oga Pickabeau1, I done begin suspect you o. You no want make I chop again? How can one eat with such distractions out and about?

Before each shift at Twin Peaks, a Hooters-like restaurant with 57 locations across the U.S., managers line up waitresses and grade them on their looks. The women get points for hair, makeup, slenderness, and the cleanliness of their uniforms: fur-lined boots, khaki hot pants, and skimpy plaid tops that accentuate their cleavage. Their job, between serving sports-bar fare with names such as “well-built sandwiches” and “smokin’ hot dishes,” is to beguile the mostly male customers, flirting to get them to empty their wallets. They may also have to fend off patrons who’ve washed down too many of the house beers, including the Dirty Blonde or the Knotty Brunette

Last year, there were 360 Hooters in the U.S., generating $828 million in sales, according to data from Technomic, a food industry consultant. But what was salacious three decades ago has now become family-friendly; it’s not unusual to see children at Hooters, doodling in coloring books. And compared with the clothes at some popular teen retailers, Hooters’s white tank tops and orange shorts seem almost demure. Last year, sales at the chain were virtually flat.

That’s created opportunities for smaller competitors willing to exhibit more of the female anatomy. The largest, Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery, a Tempe (Ariz.)-based chain founded in 2003, did $196 million in sales last year. Tilted Kilt has 91 restaurants across the country. Its waitresses labor in what might be described as provocative Celtic garb. “Our costumes are a short kilt and halter top and a swimsuit-type bra that goes underneath that halter-type top,” explains Ron Lynch, Tilted Kilt’s CEO. The house specialty is the Big Arse Burger.


The average Twin Peaks generates $3.6 million a year—$1 million more than the typical Tilted Kilt or Hooters. DeWitt attributes this to his menu, which is a little more ambitious than those of his rivals. Twin Peaks makes its food from scratch and serves beer at near-freezing temperatures, he says. “If you can deliver a beer in August with ice crystals on it every single time, that’s something special.”


http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2014-09-25/inside-twin-peaks-americas-fastest-growing-restaurant-chain

damiso:


smoothies are really good for you.

tearoses:
One of my oyibo neighbours and his wife are divorcing.
Their House is up for sale
Yesterday I saw them both walking the dog in the park
Their own divorces are mostly civil especially if one party is not going to fleece the other and there are no young children to cut in half.
Especially the ones who say; we just grew apart as the reason
If anyone grows apart from me, I will douse myself with superglue

The man who committed suicide did so after the lady who was a manager broke up with him.

edwife:
@pickabeau Lol terrorist alert!

damiso:
make una no vex ooooo

Bet uncle pickabeau na you dey quote and mention us naa