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Na Buhari chain cause am, poor kid

pmarz:
I am believing God for a career and marital breakthrough.

My sister make a vow or give an offering to God concerning your marriage

As for a job, share money to beggars but before this pray to God then give them.

This thread is for the sick please in case of next time. I wish you well

Calling on prayer warriors in healing ministry, pray for the sick.I will hold my peace here until I get enough prayer partners. Those who have spiritual understanding will know why I seek for partners.

"Where two or three are gathered in my name, in their midst I am there"

Signing off until then, God bless you all.

Sometimes it may require more than prayer to heal you.
"Elisha sent a servant out to tell him to go and wash himself several times in Jordan River, and he would be completely cured of his disease " 2Kings:10

Elisha didn't ask Naaman to fast and pray for his healing rather he asked him to go and wash himself in a River.

Recently I contacted conjunctivitis from a little kid I usually cuddle. My eyes soon became red, itchy and swollen. I felt the pain constantly. I prayed and got an impression to wash my eyes with salty water. Believe me when I did this I was gradually healed.

Praise God!

Tiny23:
No,I am in d university aiidy

Don't tell me u fake

I had an impression of "Admission" University " in my spirit while I prayed for you. Sorry dear, I have never met you before, I don't know if you work, school, single or are married, I only pray and get impressions.

If all is well with school and your admission, then praise God! Take care.

Tiny23:
Breakthroughs in all aspects of my life n family
Thank you

Hi, I join my faith with yours for advancement in life. Are you seeking admission into uni cause I was directed to pray for your admission

DCTrendy:
Hi guys,

My girl will be 4 in few weeks. The second is above 2.

Her sister beats her and she cries. This get me irritated always. And I always tell her, u re the big sister, can't u beat your own back?

She is just too quiet and on few occasions I av seen her in sch with that weakness. And I always tell her when someone beat you, beat your own back.

I am not trying to make her a trouble maker, but a least, when they beat her she should respond.

The second one is the exact opposite. As old as you re, if u beat her, she will try to treat your f**k up too.

I think the first kid took after my dad. My dad was a perfect gentleman. When he died at 90 in 2013, everyone came with a single word. What a peaceful and gentle man!

So experienced fathers n mothers in the house, how did you handle this type o kid o..

NB: other than this, she is perfect in everything. Playing, singing, in school n church an everything else.

Thanks.
DC

What are her strengths? You need to work on her strengths instead of focusing on her weaknesses. It seems she is calm,kind and compassionate hence her refusal to fight back. This means she can easily be taught leadership skills. Stop comparing your kids.

Hello all, this is an invitation to all who need healing prayers. You might also have a loved one that needs prayers for their health.

Mention the need and we shall pray for your situation.

Calling all prayer warriors particularly healing ministers to join this thread let's help each other

When you receive your healing or free counseling please give glory to God and not man/woman

By His stripes you are healed.

counsellorwiser:
It is disgraceful that pdp has fallen apart just after one year away from the center of power. Everyone would quickly blame federal government for this endless crisis and implosion. Who wouldn't engineer a weakened disorganized opposition? Apc simply are taking dubious advantage of an obvious leadership vacuum and series tactical blunders in a headless party of selfish individuals. Disband it and create a new party.

Must you post? Falling apart indeed. Wait till they take over in 2019

Praying for health

Carry go oga Raymond! Haters no get joy at all

Sell Newspaper

Cursed party: From change to chain and from progress to demotion.

drizzymadbet:
It is obvious that many Nigerians(Nairalanders) are getting aware of this current Pyramid scheme trending in Nigeria called MMM Nigeria (http://www.) which promises 30% Return on Investment(ROI) after 30 days.
I called the business a Pyramid/Ponzi scheme, Yes I did, Why would drizzymadbet call it a Pyramid/Ponzi Scheme ? First let’s examine what a Ponzi/Pyramid scheme is one should be wary of MMM Nigeria
A Ponzi scheme (also a Ponzi game or a Ponzi) is a fraudulent investment operation where the operator, an individual or organization, pays returns to its investors from new capital paid to the operators by new investors, rather than from profit earned through legitimate sources. Operators of Ponzi schemes usually entice new investors by offering higher returns than other investments, in the form of short-term returns that are either abnormally high or unusually consistent.
Initially the promoter will pay out high returns to attract more investors, and to lure current investors into putting in additional money. Other investors begin to participate, leading to a cascade effect. The "return" to the initial investors is paid out of the investments of new entrants, and not out of profits. Often the high returns encourage investors to leave their money in the scheme, with the result that the promoter does not have to pay out very much to investors; he simply has to send them statements showing how much they have earned. This maintains the deception that the scheme is an investment with high returns.
Unraveling of a Ponzi scheme
When a Ponzi scheme is not stopped by the authorities, it sooner or later falls apart for one of the following reasons.
1. The promoter vanishes, taking all the remaining investment money.
2. Since the scheme requires a continual stream of investments to fund higher returns, once investment slows down, the scheme collapses as the promoter starts having problems paying the promised returns (the higher the returns, the greater the risk of the Ponzi scheme collapsing). Such liquidity crises often trigger panics, as more people start asking for their money, similar to a bank run.
3. External market forces, such as a sharp decline in the economy (for example, the Madoff investment scandal during the market downturn of 2008), cause many investors to withdraw part or all of their funds.
Why do I drizzymadbet believe that MMM Nigeria is a pyramid/Ponzi scheme lets look at the following reasons.
1. The promise of a 30 % ROI is outrageous and not in terms with standard rates of investment (Example one makes a profit of 30,000 naira for every 100,000 naira invested in the system in 30 days , excluding additions that comes from referral, signing up and testimonial bonuses) No legal financial company can offer you that investment plan.

2. Such “Return on Investments” been paid to older clients are money received from new clients and the circle continues, the 30% is never made from company profits. That is why there is aggressive ad campaign from the company(MMM Nigeria) paying massive additional bonuses to recruiters that they call guiders to conduct seminars and deceive gullible Nigerians into joining the scheme to keep the system alive.
3. The CEO of the company(MMM Nigeria) Seigei Marvrodi is a convicted fraudster and had run similar fraud schemes in Russia where he defrauded investors over a hundred billion dollars (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMM_(Ponzi_Scheme_Company)

On point

Would have called her a lesbian but this is photoshop at work

I think there is need for a referral letter first before proceeding to travel with the lady. If the patient is very sick how will she survive the flight?

This situation get K-leg, I pray Mayowa survives this.

eleojo23:
Babies have special guardian angels.

100% true

Ranchhoddas:
After you go come dey preach to me abi?

So make I support bad thing abi?

Johnlenoxx:
So good seeing Donald has some good fans in Nigeria.

You can still contribute without mentioning your skin color.

Imagine me going to a Russian forum and saying "Say hi to a black person"

This is why I like Jungle Justice

suleiman16:
Hi Nairalander,

I am going through one of the toughest stage in my life, my Fiancée is pregnant (13 weeks), and we have decided to keep it, I am presently doing my NYSC and she is a final year student in a Federal University.

Both family is aware of our relationship and we have been together for a very long time, she is very supportive and I really love her.

But where the problem lies is that am presently faced with the challenges of keeping a family and other responsibilities that are attached to it, Thou I have a business am doing but the business has not been doing well as we all know the economy challenges facing the country now.


Pls I want the member of this forum to advice me on what to do, abortion is out of it, because if we want to, we would have done that before now,also I don't want to keep baby mama, but my fear is how will my self and my Fiancée cope by starting our own family now


Pls good people of this forum that have gone through similar stage or known someone that has gone or going through similar problem should advice on what to do and how to face challenges of this nature...

Please help me out of this...

You two should go back to the room where you had sex in secret to discuss this issue amicably. Let me help you with one suggestion: go and hustle!

So cute, I tap into this blessing

God bless PDP, I just love this party.

Justice Abang is a disgrace to the Judiciary, his actions show that he is fantastically corrupt.

Government of the rich, for the rich and by the rich

Where did she get the money? EFCC over to you

onatisi:
Politicians will decamp from both apc and pdp and team together to form another party

A Northern faction will be formed from APC they will emerge as a new party. This is simply my perception, I also agree with you on the point you made above.

Slimflame:
please take it easy

Ok

onatisi:
onatisi no dey argue . Siddon there dey fool ourselves while pdp senators,governors and elected public office holders are already making plans on how to decamp to apc . A party that is divides against itself cannot stand. 2 chairmen,2 excos ,2 conventions,court cases upon cases ,2 candidates !!!!
Come to stay Ko,come to go ni

Sheriff is an APC mole, he is on a mission, he will fail woefully you just keep watching. As for those leaving the party? Yes many will leave but the ones that will remain will ensure that the party remains relevant. Meanwhile, APC will become too cumbersome to remain together and they will be factions and cracks.

This story is obviously fabricated. Not that it cannot happen to someone in real life but the OP has fabricated this story.

onatisi:
There is nothing anybody can do to stop the breaking and spliting of pdp. It is an inevitable thing.

Stop this nonsense predictions you are not God. Quote me any day, PDP has come to stay. The plans of APC will backfire and they will end up being divided into several factions instead.

Just take a look at his miserable life. Old hag.

A little with contentment is great gain.