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mosho2good:
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A guy brought out water to wash his keke , then saw his ex-fiance coming from afar , then he shifted the water to the nearest Lexus Jeep there ,and started washing the tyre ,the ex came close saw him ,laughed and snapped him with her mobile phone and then pressed the car remote she's holding and the Jeep door opened, she got in and drove off. The guy didn't die that time...��
until she went to Facebook to post the pic and wrote:
God always bring my enemies to wash my feet!

The Guy is still looking for where to Faint �����
Enjoy your weekend, have fun

sell your jokes to AY or start making them into videos and put on YouTube

yhungbrowhne:
that one mo be bf again mah sugar daddy b dat

marry a girl that's your age mate and she go turn to your grandma after childbirth . my wife must be at least 10 times younger than me. I don't want an old looking woman. women age too rapid to settle for a girl with short age difference

octopusfreaky:
Bf is 10 yrs older Dan me and I had to break up with him Still waiting for Mr right

well,different strokes for different folks. but for me and almost every man,if i marry a girl that is less than 10 years younger than me,I will surely marry a second wife or cheat on her serially after marriage or even later divorce her and marry a younger wife because she will look older than me after she starts giving birth and no man wants that. women naturally age faster than men,coupled with child birth again,I can never marry a lady that is my age mate,a lady that is already 30 and above or a lady that's less than 10 years younger than me. my wife has to be very young so that she would look young and not look like my mother later on

octopusfreaky:
Bf is 10 yrs older Dan me and I had to break up with him Still waiting for Mr right

and why did you break up with him?

fecta:
Good day everyone, please i need your advice....
My little sister of 15 years told me that our aunt's husband brother that's 32 wants to marry her.
He is currently staying in my aunty's house.
she said he told her that he got the revelation from God in his dream that she is his wife, and that they should get married before she gain admission in university this year.
he has been sending love messages to my sister.
i am very angry because
* he is twice her age
* he is a relation
* he may try to impregnate her
* he is a jobless slowpoke.
* he his a pedophile and should be locked up

i need your advice because i can kill for my sister .

commit murder and you spend the rest of your life in jail.
the question is that does he know her age? if he does,then he's stupid for going for an under 16,if he thinks she's over 16 but way younger than him,then they're good to go because that's the age gap between Elvis Presley and his wife but I would only blame him because its stupid to say he would marry a girl that hasn't completed her studies but age difference isn't a thing as long as she's not a minor but being a minor,that is a no no.

re-edited. I've read other reasons you listed,damn,the guy is a monster,don't kill though ooooo

Davicool1:
On 17th/01/2018 was the day that witch broke my hrt it shall not be well with her my adv is that get a close friend that can make u laugh be busy with something let go of everything and believe it happen for a reason and from now on always be expecting anything from anybody that was how i overcome mine u can try it too pele i know how it feels thats life for u we dey by our self do our selfs

why did you guys break up?

FrenchWay:
... At 23? That's a big lie.
There is no virgin above 18yrs in Lagos.

this one is insane o

mhisbliss:
there you go with the wrong stereotype again, (girls are drawn to money) you're right about focusing on his hustle but wrong about the money thing, any girl that is after your money is not different from a prostitue so don't generalize, his problem is not the fact that girls aint throwing themselves at him, his fear is the fact that he's loosing his sex drive, not getting attracted to girls is a big problem, he might be transcending into homosexuality, my advice to you is try to know why those girls rejected you, you can befriend them and get acquainted to the point that they're comfortable talking to you, they'll tell you one way or the other why they rejected your advances, if you're lucky, they'll have similar reasons, looks and money isn't all you need to woo a girl I feel it has something to do with your personality so work on yourself

some girls can be so intelligent sha. your reply to that guy is just like it is

LuvU2:
I see what u re saying but if we put race nd gender into consideration it's a different result altogether. Hence this age rule only works if they re both blacks, both whites, a black man and white woman but hardly works if it's a white man and black woman

you're absolutely right

creamylicious:
women are not ugly without hair attachment sha, this woman, a case study.... dont know why guys always throw jibes at us

looks good on some doesn't look good on some. it looks good on women with roundish face but you can't expect it to look good on a ravishing beauty with long slim face like Juliet Ibrahim,her type of face isn't for shaving off the hair

LuvU2:
Young guy young looking guy

and even if the guy was in his 40's,its still very much acceptable. most ladies want older men,most guys want younger ladies. I'm a young guy but can never marry a lady that's less than 10 years younger than me because we men don't want a woman that would look like our grandma after she gives birth or some other lady's factors that make them look older and that's when a man start thinking about marrying someone younger,second wife or cheating on the old woman. Dr Robert Rey of 90210 looks like his wife's son and he's actually over 13 years older than her but she looks way older due to child birth and all,now they have divorced probably because Dr Rey might be cheating with a younger lady.
Malia is same age with this guy but I can never date my agemate,my woman has to be younger. a man must never make that mistake of going for his age mate

if nothing is done,Nigerian music would soon start promoting ritual killings,kidnapping,money rituals,Y+,etc

LuvU2:
Young guy young looking guy

well,who are you to choose the type of boy she should date for her? whites always look way older than their age I don't know maybe its due to the food they eat. The guy is only 19 but looks 40's

LuvU2:
She can do better. He looks 40

how better can she do?

Jabioro:
I can't undertood..you mean the value of human is cheaper than cow in the North or what a wicked life to an inocent child..

kill one of Buhari's cow by mistake and he would sentence you and your family to death

God punish any northerner that votes for Buhari in 2019.
Donald Duke for president come 2019,diss me and you shall not die well

Mumu Northerners. over 20 of you died just to celebrate Buhari's victory after election. Now that your messiah is putting you through hardship,you are selling a little innocent boy that didn't partake in the election for $200.
Buhari is way worse than Adolf Hitler,Hitler was kind to his people but Buhari isn't kind to anyone except his family including his cows.
Kudos to the beautiful lady Buhari intended to lock up in the other room. Buhari doesn't deserve that intelligent woman because she is way smarter,she would make a better President than Buhari

but all Nigerian girls are pretty with make up na.

they should free my guy Trump joor. anybody can make a mistake. he typed it the way he pronounced it in his mind. it can happen to anybody,even Wole Soyinka

Beautiful Aisha is actually way different from past first ladies. I think its because she is from a rich family. She is the type if wife any man should pray for. she has it all

number 3 is very possible too. Buhari has turned bad ever since he became president. he might have started cheating on her

MhizzAJ:
It ain't for broke niggas cause they can't afford it

Any man that leaves a real woman for a sex doll is mad

Broke guys ain't permitted to talk about sex dolls

you're the one that's insane because most of these sex dolls are irresistible. they are sexier and more beautiful than Nigerian girls. its not a guy's fault to leave their woman for it,its just the way it is. which guy can resist these beauties? Who wouldn't see that beautiful and busty sex doll on black bra and dump an organic woman? she's too beautiful to be resisted.
Do your research well too,there are many affordable sex dolls,very cheap ones. the most expensive ones are just 800k

Amarabae:
Only jobless guys make noise over this sex dolls.
They use it to console themselves and the funny fact is that they can't afford it.

there are many affordable sex dolls now that ain't even up to 40k. do your research

but these sex dolls are irresistible o,chai. look at that drop dead gorgeous busty sex doll on black bra. gosh,these sex dos make Nigerian girls look ugly

this is actually funny because women are only useful for rituals now that sex dolls have taken over. Well,we can consider sex at times sha but they will always be needed by G-boys for rituals.
is it even a sin to use a slay Queen for ritual? at least she sold her life for money and the money might have changed some lives in her family. so it's more like a business. sell your life and you get paid

not even fine. she doesn't look any younger . what's special? yeye. Juliet Ibrahim and Rukky Sanda are also in their 30's and they look much younger than this ugly thing. Even Bianca Ojukwu is almost 50 and looks younger than this. so,go and sit down

Dollarship:
Okay

gosh,the original doll fine pass the girl o. I would choose this doll over the girl

she no fine reach all the sex dolls I don see

thank God wearing of ring is not involved in Islamic wedding and I'm a Muslim. I didn't say I am going to cheat on future wifey o

dingbang:
It was not difficult for David to kill Goliath...


If the lord appoints Duke to be president then nothing can stop him.. Not even APC/PDP

may God help Donald. How I wish people could be wise enough to join hands with us to vote him in. Nigerians are shitty people that they only vote for useless people in dominant parties. i f he campaigns well and with good support of the people and if he's supported by people financially,I believe he can win. I don't think he's that powerful and rich enough to battle some heavy weights but God makes a leader. I just hope he doesn't dine with the likes of Tinubu,Saraki to get to power. Someone like Dangote should also be able to finance him because he's a good friend of Dangote