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For me Izzy lost

2-2 going to final round



Izzy has to come out and do something because you can take the belt off the champ with a close call

My stomach is literally grumbling am not sure i can be able to watch this

Good 1st round for Izzy though

I'm scared for izzy but i trust my boy he always deliver.

Go izzy

Amanda Nunes the female GOAT

Bro comma continue what you started oooo

This OP no get sense at all

Person save your number as blessing and you see other names as comfort and peace for her contacts so your brain no fit tell you say na other guys be the comfort and peace.


Main guy - Peace


Side guy - Comfort


Maga guy (OP) - Blessing

Any d*ck above 5.6ich is big

The world average D by scientific research is 5.5 inches so any thing that surpass the aforementioned is big


So OP your friend D is big

Boxer007:
am in a good mood today and the first 15 people will receive 3000 naira for free. PREACH!!

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Op we almost had same experience but mine was at age 12


I was so young and naive you won't blame me bcoz na small pikin i be then. There was this particular day i didn't go to school i and my mom was at home but the whole compound was very dry and silent because it was a working day and some of my house mates have all gone to school and the older ones have all left for work....my mom then went out to buy some food stuff at the market and i was alone inside of our house, after some few mins my mom had left to the market i heard a knock at the door i was like who is knocking the door by this time of the day i then thought maybe my mom forgot something at home, i went to open the door to my greatest surprise i saw this big aunt she also stay in the same compound and i asked what she was doing here, she asked about my mom i said she went to the market she came in and told me she needed salt i told her to wait and i would get it for her before i came back she was already sitting down, i gave her the plastic containing salt that she should go use any amount she wanted.

I was expecting her to start going but she kept watching the movie i was watching. before i know she started caressing my body i was like wetin diz aunty dey do but she continued amd boom she pulled her top. I could remember vividly she was wearing a white bra and white panty...she told me she meant no harm that the thing she is about to do is very sweet so i complied and she had her way with me.

Although i couldn't locate her V and she helped me and we sha do the do it was crazy though but i felt something i haven't felt in my entire life that day i couldn't explain, after about 15 to 20mins i couldn't release she stood up and get dressed and she told Me that i shouldn't tell my mom about what happened. i told her i wont.

When she left i was like wetin just happen now lol. So that was it.

P.S she was age 28 as at then but she's married now with 4 kids. Her current age will be (42/43)


Till date i never tell anybody

Is this supposed to be debatable

Victoria Island all day

Referee no dey give iTunes card - Laycon 2021

If you don't like me too bad -- Laycon 2021

Omo Mr Real ft Laycon and Zlatan na mad jam

This one na better dance hall ooo, Wahala for who no go download this jam

Shit on repeat!

Please remove wizkid from this list

Guy continue na

Mercisharelove:
Mercy and favour lifts up any appointed fellow, so far you are chosen by the Lord to receive this, its already in your house right now, collect them.

Stop complaining. Mercy and favour follows you all the days of your life, if you are the chosen ones. Amen.


I got favoured mightily just like that by a total stranger, many will doubt even though it happened to someone they know!

Amen

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crazygod:
I feel Klopp sold this game

Soda water ni

Like daughter like mother

Foolish sets of people

Davido - FEM

Bella Shmurda - Cash app

Laycon - Hip hop

Olamide - Eru

BTS - Dynamite

Damikjay:
1.4 million + 1.3 million = 2.7 million.

we icons are unstoppable

I said it : a time will come wen Laycon followers will be equal kiddrica followers.

2.7 million dance

No forget twitter

Whorica - 394k

Pikinwaya - 300+k

Kiddrica = About 715k


Laycon alone - 774k


Twice as tall

Mine wasn't about my parents though but let me just drop it here

Omo i no fit forget 2009 lai lai

E get one guy for street then we been get misunderstanding but as a gentle guy for street then i been no want wahala but this guy push me so tey i no get choice than to reciprocate that same energy the guy been dey give.

For street then when two guys get beef na fight them dey use settle am so street boys arrange venue for our two then put time join as if na champions league final. 30mins before the fight go start my close pals dey give me orientation and ginger same applies to the other guy. 15mins before our fight i noticed say i no see the guy around again i think say e run but when time reach guy man showed up and we both moved to the venue...P.S - The venue na where we dey always play ball then.


On our way to that venue i don dey tell the guy say them no born am well to see draw not to talk of beating me, The guy no talk but he just dey shake head for my mind i say i don beat this one mentally already and i go beat am physically again.


Before i continue this guy wey i dey talk about na Alfa son better cleric ohh.

We reach venue we both comot our clothes people dey cheer us both but i noticed one thing then this guy no gree free him right and for my mind i say e don already set blow down so i no care.


BOOM fight start e no reach 1mins i see myself for ground uptil now i never know how i take reach ground lol. i tried to stand up omo i fall back i been wan stand up again i still fall this guy just rush me for ground beat craze comot for my body that day so tey i been dey see stars. Omo naso diz guy beat me oh nobi even close beating na embarrassing beating shame catch me eh i no fit go house.


Na the following day them tell me say the guy use blow and fall for me naso i believe say jazz dey real. because as i fall down i never still understand until this moment....

I been no know say jazz real na that day i know say jazz real the jazz wey no work something dey miss for there. Fear Alfas and pastors children ooo E get why

The most senseless post on nairaland this year



Laycon jams wey dey burst brain, mumu op get efe song for phone but e no get laycon song for phone and him say en be one of laycon biggest fan....oloshi dey disguise. biggest fan kee you there



Forget popularity laycon na one of the few artistes for naija wey get better lyrics

puremaker7:
if you want to be serious about sportbet, u should use bet9ja or nairabet they are the only sport bet that can pay u millions if you win, see the rest? na scam o

Bro where do you put betway?

Betway would pay 5m within 15mins of confirmation of your game.

Open a betway account and thank me later

Comparing Laycon to Erica now is like comparing Cristiano Ronaldo to Jesse Lingard. O wrong nau


The gap btw them too big..........

*Laycon na Premier league level

*Erica na League 2 level


Not even close at all




#CongratulationsLaycon
#ShowmaxRealityShowXLaycon
#IAmLaycon
#AnticipatingFeb

Them use family for elewedu


Family can be anything, sales girl too na family even bar man/woman na family



Erica the new star radler sales girl

Imagine.......

Laycon sign deal with OPPO e no stress anybody e just drop am... P.S - International brand like OPPO no be anyhow regular brand oh


Nengi don sign many deals but she no put ninjas for any unnecessary suspense babe just drop am well wishers congratulates am as e dey hot



Ozo sef sign one last week no stress no panic no unnecessary prediction baba drop am as e dey hot



Neo and Laycon sign with origin yesterday nobody know wetin them dey cook before but we just surprise see say origin don sign those two. no stress no suspense nothing nothing icons and neotribes just congratulate them as normal



Ordinary sales girl job wey our neighbor just see them don dey disturb our peace since 2 weeks ago. imagine say na OPPO sign her omo them for no allow us rest till this year end but OPPO get levels them no dey sign hoe.

So after all the waiting and suspense for almost 2 weeks na just sales girl deal




Make i no laugh abeg

Talented!!! Charismatic!!! Intellectual!!! Lyrical!!! Philosophical!!!

Abeg if they don't introduce your fave with those adjectives we ain't mate.

#OPPOA93XLaycon #OPPPOA93Launch

E be things ooh