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Aswearugaaad

The jokes are now coming in thick and fast, and they're no longer funny.

Aswearugaaad

I just thought about my country, Nigeria, and how this would play out here, then I burst into an uncontrollable laughter. My girl must think I've gone cray...

What a country we live in

Aswearugaaad

This Doc village people don remember am o. All men should take heed lest their past come back to haunt them.

But social media trial is akin to jungle justice o. By the time a competent court of law pronounces you guilty or acquited, your reputation is gone to the dogs.

sapphiere:
If you check my comments on that thread you'll see where I said that some ladies are embarrassing. Meaning I don't support what she did.
Better soup na money kill ham. Women are of grades. He should have gone for his grade.
If you can't afford something walk away.

Okay so now women be commodity àbí? Well maybe that's true for you and your kind; certainly not the precious women in my life.

Aswearugaaad

This is the true definition of awesome. Well done lads!

Ishilove:
Dr Alaska is an idiot himself and his cup is full. Go to Ubi Franklin's IG page and see women testifying to either rape or being cheated by this useless man

Aswearugaaad

So someone says something without proof and you just believe them like that simply because it's your gender that's on the receiving end?

You no reason say those girls fi be her hoe colleagues showing solidarity, eh?

When did you become a hypocrite?
You used to have sense before o. What happened?

Notatribalist:
Is that all you can say?She just told a lie that can condemn someone's life,that does not matter to you?What if he had been launched by youths for such wrong accusation?

Aswearugaaad

Don't mind her - she's tryna deflect as usual make everybody forget say the girl na the devil incarnate.

That witch needs to spend the next 10 years in jail.

GeneralPula:
Amandla..

I too like her myself.

Aswearugaaad

General, I see you like good things but I'm sorry I don't share. Find yourself another baby.

theFilmtric:
Do you know she's both bi-sexual and pan-sexual??

theFilmtricsay

Aswearugaaad

Yeah, you like who you like. Plus, she gon' be bringing all those extra girls home for some frequent threesomes. That's a big plus in my book.

plaindealer:
What's there to gain by staging massive kidnapping of hundreds of kids and suffer unnecessary bad press, publicity and attention? Where is the value in that, even political value?

These afenifere jokers are getting more and more absurd and irrelevant.

Aswearugaaad

Hmm... I can think of a few things, but you know what? Ama let you think for yourself.

Don't worry if it seems daunting at first, you're a smart boy. You'll figure out out.

Aswearugaaad

Ain't no girl gon' hold me down like Amandla Stenberg. Been crushing since I watched Everything Everything.
I may be too bad for her but if she says yes, ama make every effort to change.

Ama be a star soon so y'all ladies start booking space o cos I'm fineee.

Hmm... On a second thought, if Yara Shahidi chases me long and hard enough, I just might break my first promise. Don't bet on it, though.

NoIgboSoundTueh:
We have a banditry issue in North
we admit and working to resolve them.
when is Ipob going to tackle Poverty, security challenge in SE.?
when?
enough of cover up
ipobs are too fixated on bad events happening in the north.

Aswearugaaad

Shut up, kiddo.

nairatag:
Calm down. There is a saying that Nigerians don't read and you really confirmed that.

It's a new Prediction while that was previous Prediction before league started.

Aswearugaaad

Where you predicted LFC to come third after Chelsea? Yeah, it's cos of poorly thought out articles like that that Nigerians don't read.

Kyase:
You be real nigar

My account number is ready when you are ready.
Fergie001 bring your saliva and hair

Aswearugaaad

You no dey waste time, brah

DamZik:
I have just read a rebuttal from CU. It doesn't make sense. How can you say you are processing ordinary transcript for four months? A whole CU for that matter.

Aswearugaaad

More reason why we shouldn't swallow everything we read online hook, line and sinker

Kyase:
Weya fergie001 who's your real dad, my father been go away before, so I no sure.....

Make una check well, I can help out with funds for a DNA

fergie001:
No way...he supports ManU
I support Spurs....

Blood is thicker than club lol

CodeTemplar:
All in their attempt to keep deceiving Buhari that Boko Haram have been degraded and incapable of launching attacks.
They like the huge defence budget so much I can tell.

Aswearugaaad

Does that mean that Buhari is truly the dullard people say he is, and that he is devoid of the ability to reason independently?

Kyase:
Na only Fergie001 ooo, ano follow

Aswearugaaad

The both of you sha, 2 peas in a pod. Y'all should be brothers mehn

fergie001:
Nooo.....I have always been a Saint...maybe you are assuming me to be someone else.

Aswearugaaad

Hmm. No be you be Fergie again? You and that kyase dude wen no go let us drink water keep cup . My boys gon' disappoint y'all today.

fergie001:
Oh, when the Saints go marching in(to) Anfield
Yes, I want to be in that number
When the Saints go marching in…

Always been a Saint.....We will be with you all the way.
Forever Saintly.....COYS

We go to Anfield with big hopes following injuries to Jota, Wijnaldum & Mane.


ghettokid1 emeijeh vickyrotex angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 redblood01 wordson ray07 crazygod kyase theboss100

Aswearugaaad

I see... So you're a red satan no more?

Aswearugaaad

Oh my fucking Reds, don't shame me today!

vonlogon:


well, covenant university is not dignified enough to release transcripts promptly. If you are their product go for rebirthing. And thanks for not being insulting this time. and by the way, I schooled in a private institution.

Aswearugaaad

'twasn' t my intention to be insulting first time, brah. My sincere apologies. I still believe CU is a great uni.

vonlogon:
So, the convenant University graduate didn't also have passion to read the job requirements before applying abi? I don't know why kids are so fast to talk

Aswearugaaad

Sorry o, you wey be àgbàlagbà. And why did your mature mind resort to hasty generalizations?
How is an unqualified graduate applying to a job peculiar to CU?
How is that an indictment on the quality of education on offer at CU?
Are you bitter 'cause your folks were not rich enough to send you to a private uni?

vonlogon:
When parents want to do everything to avoid ASU, their children end up in places like convenant University. We recently interviewed a computer science graduate from there who couldn't write a line of code.

Aswearugaaad

Just shut it, brah. Not everyone has an interest in coding. You conveniently forgot that not everyone who studied a particular course had a passion for it.

I attended a federal university, and not all my classmates liked to code, plus there are scores of disciplines in computer science that don't require coding skills like:

1. UI Designer
2. UX Designer
3. Software Quality Tester
4. SEO Optimisation Specialist
5. Tech Support
6. Web Analytics Specialist
And a few others.

No be everybody go code, nicca

So I dunno what you're on about, but CU is arguably the best university in Nigeria no cap.

Aswearugaaad

What are we waiting for?

These are the real soldiers of fortune.

LordOfTheGame:
You see how brainless you are even though you claim to be Igbo. Your selfish interests is more important than the lives of our people, right? You want Igbo presidency but we want life and security. So why should abandon ours so that you can get your dream presidency? Igbo presidency is hoax and cannot come at least in 2023. We need to be alive and secured first before your delusional presidency. Btw, what is the difference between ESN, AMOTEKUN AND HISBAH POLICE? What is good for these ones is also good for us; life.

Aswearugaaad

You just hit the nail on the head. For the life of me, I can't seem to understand this delusion of enduring pain and death just 'cause you want the presidency.
What's the point of having a president from your region by 2023 if you're dead before then from a cause you turned a blind eye to?

osuofia2:
Nnaamdi Kanu is one of the Most Stupidd Idiots i have ever heard of, worst off are even his supporters. Bunch of useless Entity.
Time for Crocodile Smile 3 to land on them.
The Igbo leaders should call their son Kanu to order, if not the Igbo presidency will be a mirage.
This is a clear case of Treason

Aswearugaaad

Treason right? I like how you reason.

If establishing Eastern Security Network is treason, then whaddaya call Amotekun cos they're more or less the same thing!?

Nicca, Nigeria is on autopilot. Protect yourselves cos the govt ain't ready to protect you against their sponsored marauders aka Fulani herdsmen.

Aswearugaaad

These men in govt. are pure jokers!

Aswearugaaad

This is a slap on the face of Nigeria, incase our leaders don't know. Nigeria and Nigerians are no longer respected even in Africa where they claim to be the giant dwarf.

Southy don do their own
Ghana did theirs
Kenya don show themselves
Now na Uganda? As in U-fucking-GANDA

Too bad.

Image123:
Na true sha. All these their big grammar about high availability nko?

Aswearugaaad

Nicca, how many times in the last few years has this happened? That's why you always hear 99% or 99.9% uptime.

In tech, anything that can go wrong will likely go wrong.

Aswearugaad

Oh I see... Haven't been able to login to all my Gmail accounts for over 30 mins now.

This explains it.