Ọmọ i used to think that thunder only strikes a person if it was projected or if the person was bad, but the day I, my dad and a church member were almost struck by lightning ehn, that day fear enter me no be lie.
Some years ago, we were just coming back from a vigil; it had rained heavily throughout the night and we were all cold, but we had to get home since we lived close to the church, so we entered the rain and made our way home.
Halfway into the journey home, there was a huge lightning strike accompanied by a deafening sound of thunder few inches from where we stood.
Guys, I kid you not, it was a narrow escape. To this day, I don't really like the idea of going anywhere when it's raining. Even if I do, I go just dey cover myself with the blood and I go make sure say I comot for there asap.
Let's all be careful cos thunder dey faya pesin by mistake o.
jrusky: So if your brother marry a wizard like this(God forbid ok) and your protected family namd attached to her does it matter to people she is your wife or your brother wife No, bro it's that your family name that will be at stake because her father's name not mentioned but yours.
Aswearugaaad
Wait, are you saying that she got married into the Edochie family? I thought there was no link whatsoever between them and that the name was a mere coincidence.
jrusky: So this woman has turned witch and wizard just of a sudden h comeing out publicly threaten people with death.
What is painful in all these is the name "EDOCHIE" attached. I can not belief it that the real "Edochie's has done so much to protect that name but a Wife turned wizard threw the name on internet for wrong reason.
A lesson for all men. All men pls do a long distance overview of the woman you want to marry to avoid your old age get in these kind of mess with a woman like this.
sparko1: First question is, is it legal?, If the government says it is illegal then God can ask you to smoke, God is not a author of confusion, he said obey constituted authority.
Aswearugaaad
Your logic is faulty. If the govt says going to church is illegal, would I have sinned against my creator if I went to church to worship him?
I like your submission but I just had to correct that notion of blind obedience. Bible says "obey your father and mother in the Lord", but if your parents ask you to do wrong should you still obey them? I believe the knowledge of right and wrong trumps all that and should guide you.
Perfectbeing: Some people would be surprised if a pastor is on dreadlocks. Does that make it a sin?
Aswearugaaad
No, it doesn't. But if it is remotely possible that seeing you smoking or in dreadlocks will make that brother lose faith then you'd be irresponsible to continue that way.
Bible says flee from every appearance of evil. This means if it looks bad, even if it's not, then don't do it.
Homogeneositys: The beggars at obalende made me like the song ekueme some years back, very early in the morning , I ended up downloading the song
Aswearugaaad
We're so different. I used to love that song but now whenever I hear it, I begin to imagine all manner of horrific ailments. I ended up deleting the song.
Was I wrong for interfering ?..Truth is I would have felt betrayed if my friend knows some secrets about my fiancee and he didn't tell,I was only putting myself in his shoes
P.s I need you honest opinion ....
Aswearugaaad
Bro you're a real brother. Forget all those id!ots talking shit. Those curses are fake and won't work.
Imagine allowing your friend marry a public property - a girl that has been tasted by everyone in the hood - that woulda been heartless of you.
She don taya to hoe around now she wan use your friend redeem herself. Tell her back to sender! I hate nonsense!
Creeza: All past sacrifice is null and void if your continued association does not provide her with a tangible benefit. To simplify: if you cannot help her now, she does not care if you helped her before.[See Briffault’s Law]
I have this girl on my dm right now and for some reasons best known to her she seems to be shit testing me. Too bad for her, it would end in premium tears if she doesn't change her ways.
Before the outbreak of Corona Virus we talked alot but on her birthday she was expecting me to do the needful SIMPING boyfriend stuff and upload her pic in status, brag about her to the world and even credit her acct. Damn. She waited the whole day. I didn't do nada!
She hated me for that and stopped talking to me after I laughed it off and told her that public display of affection doesn't mean I truly care. MIND YOU, I HAD EARLIER SHOWED HER HOW TO TRADE CRYPTO AND MAKE SOME CASH FROM HER STAY AT HOME during the Covid lockdown and she made a little progress then.
I wanted her to learn how to fish and not expect fish from me.
Long story cut short This December, I used her recent picture from her dp as mine for a week ( Note. This is what she craves so much. Attention) I did this as a form of bait and she fell for it. I knew and it was not long before the conversation vibed again. Deep down I knew she wasn't the innocent girl from months ago, something in her changed but these things remained : She likes attention, money and alot, when I mean alot. Alot of it.
She assumed that I was rich now sighting from the way things where going since April this year which I claimed everything to be positive
I decided to give her a dose of attention, used her pictures twice on my status and a few other flirty words when we talked dirty. There was a convo where I asked her if she would do a thre.esome with me and share the assets assuming she makes money in life before me. The answer was “ More than a thre.esome” with a dark emoji
At a point she asked me to do giveaway for her. I replied That Great trees like Iroko and Mahogany don't do giveaways. They provide shelter, comfort and protect from the storm and all harsh weather conditions. WE LAUGHED ABOUT THIS BUT TO ME IT MEANT MORE, ONLY IF SHE REALISED
This is someone who recently sold her ethereum coins from her wallet and made some profit. I just SMH and continue the chat
Skip to today: After wishing each other a merry Xmas, she asked for giveaways again. ( Urgent 2k things)
I codedly told her that I bought a COW head and laps for my family members to celebrate Christmas and she is welcome to join the party. She had seen my status updates about these things.
Be my guest” was the word I used.
As expected she gave me the rolling eyes emoji and declined.
I feigned anger and told her to suit her self that I don't giveaways to people who will enjoy from me later. ( But in all honesty I'd rather put my last Kobo in Luno and buy Litecoin or Btc any day twice on a Christmas day instead of giving it out to a girl I've not even seen her pant before) We had started talking weeks before the first lockdown
She insisted and I came outrightly by asking her what she has given me in return for my little attention and time to her. Or even what has she done for me in the past sef? with a very harsh undertone
" People of the world” She replied“ Must there be any exchange? ”
I trade everything. So I told her and that in life nothing is free. If she doesn't give me anything in return for the little I've given to her, then she gets nothing more. QED
She got my attention, time and now she wants my money. Lol. That would be the stamping of my eternal simphood in her books.
PrimadonnaO: See, first develop friendship with a girl. Give her a reasonable amount of time to get to know you.
Depending on the quality of communications you have, a month or 3 months max should suffice. If she's begun to like you, then trust me she's patiently waiting for you to ask her out.
Then you clearly ask her out.
If she tells you no, and the reason is not because she has a boyfriend already or she just got out of a relationship and needs some time to let wafer flow under the bridge before starting a new relationship, then please quit chasing, because she saw the question coming and has prepared for it.
********* You can decide to hang around and strengthen the friendship so you ask again another time, but the chances of her stance changing is quite low, and you may simply end up investing more resources on a wild goose chase.
P.S This only applies to quality babes, not the ones who;
play hard-to-get for a living,
or the ones who think they should give any guy that asks them out a try.
or the ones who say yes because their birthday is close or they want to bill you for a new phone.
Aswearugaaad
Friendship kor friendboat ni. Guys girl wey like you like you. Girls chase. Simple.
[quote author=Truefaith post=100689835][b]Here is another so-called 'pastor' who should never have set foot in a pulpit, someone who really does not understand the basic MESSAGE OF THE BIBLE: [/b] SIN, not God's inability to keep the world fed, housed, healed or maintained, is the issue.
Now my experience is this, I have come to realize that many of us are going through economical problem, rather than spiritual problem
Really?
Isn't that very different from what you have in Isaiah 59:1-2, pastor? Was Christ wrong, pastor, when He taught people to seek first the kingdom of God and that all other things would be added to them?
With this your postulation, it would appear an economics professor or a social worker should rather be in your post.
The problem of the world, Mr Pastor, is spiritual. It is SIN.
God is capable, not only to solve all economic and social problems once the sin issue is removed from the world but to make the world run without the problems.
Those who know God situate correctly the problem of man.
No one is supposed to be called a pastor if the main teaching of the Bible is not understood by the person.
History555: I tell you. All these weapons and no single police dead, even police with their armoury did not kill a single person. Both sides exchanged gun fire for 2 hours no casualty Isn't our God wonderful
peacekante: When you look at comments from this IPOB members and their sympathizers, you will see what they really want. They have been saying that since the Nigeria Government negotiates with Boko Haram, they should negotiate with ESN/Unknown Gunmen terrorists. Hence since northerners are suffering from boko haram and bandits menace in north, south east too should suffer from ESN/unknown Gunmen terrorism l. grin. Please forget this laugh because as an igbo boy, it is paining me that my region is about to go the north east way.
These Miscreants know that it is the south east that will burn. They know that it is the south east that innocent people will be caught in the ensuring gun battle between Ipob terrorists and Nigeria military. They know that it is the south east that military will occupy.
They will come here and start saying rubbish about the south east has seen more than what will follow with the ensuring battle. But they fail to ask themselves what they achieved in that past with such ill fated action and what they intend to achieve with this one apart from chaos.
We day watch
Aswearugaaad
Werey dey disguise. Oga you no be Igbo boy and if na wetin dem tell you, ask well cos you fit be .bas
thebosstrevor1: Ipob and their supporters can continue to deny that they are not the ones.
Reacting in the statement on Monday, the IGP said, “Preliminary investigations have revealed that the attackers, who came in their numbers with sophisticated weapons such as General Purpose Machine Guns (GPMGs), Sub-Machine Guns (SMGs), AK49 rifles, Rocket Propelled Grenades (RPGs), Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs), are members of the proscribed Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB)/Eastern Security Network (ESN).
The attempt by the attackers to gain access to the Police armoury at the Headquarters was totally and appropriately resisted by Police operatives on duty who repelled the attackers and prevented them from breaking-in and looting the armoury.
Where did they get these weapons?
Aswearugaaad
So they came with all those weapons and the best they could do was injure a fucking constable? Walahi you and Adamu no get sense
kponkedenge: This he/she no get sense.... I mean you know you're a man and having been able to hide your sex throughout your sporting life.... What made her goan join the military which is very easy to blow his/her cover.
AsherAmari: Is it only the woman that should work out to look sexy? What of the man?
You men neglect your weak waistline after after having children without any efforts to firm it back up and then turn to the woman pointing out her flaws like you guys are 100% sexy.
Learn to love and accept your spouses after the changes occurr. No body is perfect.
Aswearugaaad
She hasn't complained, but the man has. That should tell you that's there's a world of difference between how she looked then and now.
Why should a woman who has only 2 kids let herself slowly become horizontally challenged?
The changes are normal but they can be reduced to the barest minimum if she's not lazy. Let's not hide under the umbrella of 'nature' to mask our unwillingness to put in the work to look good.
AsherAmari: Cant you see the man was comparing her to someone and not advising her for health reasons? It's called body-shaming. If he said it was for health reasons, I'm sure the woman won't come here complaining and crying.
Reason a post well before hyjacking people's comments.
Besides protein does not cause diabetes or spike up blood sugar level.
Aswearugaaad
Does it have to be for health reasons?
One of the reasons he married her was cos he liked what he saw but now she's secured the ring so she feels she can start piling up the fat.
Tell that woman to work on herself, look good for her husband, and stop tryna make him feel guilty for wanting a sexy spouse.