I had to run to go check my closet. I have those exact Nikes and thought he stole my shit? Phew. Scared me.

Tell a christian that a woman, made out of a rib, was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree, which consequences somehow affected the rest of humanity, for which there is no evidence at all, and they'll believe it without a doubt.

Tell hih/her that all living things are related to a common ancestor, billions of years ago and have since then developed into different species due to geographical change, mutations in the geneome and a well understood process of natural selection, all underlined with tons of evidence in archeology, biochemistry and falculties of universities all around the globe, and they demand evidence...

jaxxy:


He calmed tense moods until people started looting. Trump stood with the family and protesters. Stop the bias.

Lol. Smh. Let me guess. Trump is awesome right?

Faithful4real:


We know, but do you think those people will stop.
I saw the news of a police man saying most of the people arrested are not from the state and they are destroying people shop. Antifa

Well, the military will never get involved because they are forbidden to bear arms against civilians unless to protect military assets. So Trump might wanna come up with a different strategy other than yabbing people on twitter.

Same with this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWHwQEEtMJw

If I had a nickle for every time i had this song on rewind i'd be a millionaire.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXJc2NYwHjw

FlordFlorez:
This is no longer funny. To what end? If Trump go military way now, we start criticizing him.

He is part of the reason it is happening. He is inflaming the situation with his words on twitter. Presidents are supposed to calm tense moods. Not add fuel to the already explosive situation

When you don begin de take bae from granted


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3M723634Rc

Me and madams fave back in the day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdyUqqRfUMk

How i never became a dad in my teens is still a mystery to me. Best part is from 03:34


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S5iZWv_478

Just graduated secondary school and we used this song to celebrate. Nostalgia.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4kydwb50S4

bluefilm:


Shut up.

Social distancing policy is Satanic.

It serves to separate humanity.

Unfortunately, so many of you supporters of this nonsense social distancing practice cannot even see the harm therein.

This is why people should use condoms.

Tonitoniton:
i never knew there were so many atheist in this nairaland until now. those of u profaning Gods name because of ur false believe will be sorry if u dont retrace ur step and ask for mercy. u probably have been committing all manner of evil and think u are getting away with it to now assume ur evil atheist stance. The worst thing that can happen to u atheists and other antichrist is when u find out on the last day that Jesus is indeed Lord and all He said are real and that u have been fooling urselves all the while.

The worst thing that can happen to you cultist is when you find out on the last day that there is nothing but a dark void and that you should have been living your life with common sense and that you have been fooling yourselves all the while.

BeautifulWoman:
This is pure travesty. Christianity is of faith and such guidelines are against the tenants of our Christian faith.

I was brought up in a godly home where my parents thought us the applications of Faith. If we believe Christ is above sickness, why then are we distancing right in his church.

Anytime i read something like that it always scares the crap out of me. I usually picture a sexually repressed and crazy person. I may be wrong though.

petra1:


I dont understand the grammar but I agree with him this time . CAN leadership has fallen jesus hand

So you believe that we do no need social distancing.

sakanifemi123:
Let this know to us God doesn't work in the ways of man but in a miraculous ways. Don't judge any man of God because they did not predict the covid-19. This time of covid-19 make time for you to doer aways from such that cant provides values to your life.

Isn't it funny how they always seem to predict the obvious or vague outcomes or scenarios?

I predict pastor Adeboye will predict something next week.

Mariangeles:
Muchas gracias señor pippimp

Thank you for sharing that great information.

Thanks sister. I strongly believe we all need to learn together. God bless.

cococandy:


Will miss your posts. Come back as soon as you come back

Thanks ma'am. I gotta to go for a course. No phones or electronic devices allowed. Will definitely hit the thread when i get back. Will miss yours too.

Hathor5:
Thank you pippimp. Goodbye and take good care.

You too.

Hathor5:
Thank you pippimp. Goodbye and take good care.

Muchas gracias senorita.

Akposy:

Thank you sir. This came right on time....I really appreciate. My friend is working on creating my blog....it's almost ready. Once ready, I will post the link here (maybe next week). I will need you all to help me grow and become popular like Matse Cooks et all.

Thanks again youngest old man. We'll miss your posts here

It's not always a good idea to be posting your links on a forum as the owner. You can do that with your first site but the more you build sites, the less you want people to know you are the owner.

MrTrend:
Good for them!

Congratulations

Same people who yell "racist" at Americans.

So, my time is short here. My quarantine is over. Won’t be posting for a long, long time so before I leave I wanna share something that may benefit some of you. Everything you need to know will be provided here so no private messages. All my NL messages go to spam anyway. I know this is not the right thread for this. Bear with me.

Obviously many of us here love food and love to post about it. Why not use that passion to make passive income in the long term? Instead of just doing it here why not make a small website and profit from it. The same pictures and comments you put here, you can as well do the same on your own website and make money from it. Setting up a website is easy as phuck. You can have one going in an hour and completely set it up with articles in under a month, slap adsense on it and just leave it.

True story: So about 6 or 7 years ago, I stumbled upon a youtube channel called lazyasstoner. There was this very very young guy talking about how you can make lots of money just from blogging. I gulped everything he said and decided to set up one just the way he said it. Guess what? In my mind at the time I thought the site was a flop. 6 months in, I only had like 10 visits to the website. See as I de vex. That was the last time I messed with it. Fast forward 2 years later. One day, I went to my mail box, opened up one of the mails and saw a cheque for $980. Wtf? I thought it was a tax refund but I’d already gotten my refund I thought to myself. Guess what? It was from Google. From then on I’ve been receiving checks every month. Sometimes lower but I always get a check. After that first cheque, I immediately set up another website on a totally different niche. Sure enough, same thing happened after about a year and half. Now I have 15 websites. I even set up one where I don’t have to write shit. It’s called autoblogging. The software just scans the internet for niche articles that I programme into it and downloads it to the website. That sounds complicated but it really isn’t. A 15 year old can do it.

Niche: Now to be successful with this you have to pick the right niche. I was lucky with my first one since I did not know what I was doing. You can set up a website and it will definitely fail if you don’t pick the right niche. Find a subject that solves a problem and the keyword has low competition. For instance, a lot of people can’t cook right. Show them how. It definitely does not have to be about cooking though. I have websites dedicated to how to jump higher so you can dunk a basketball, yoga, how to build a shed, birds, haunted houses, amazon products where I just copied stuff on amazon and just pasted them on my site and if anyone buys I get paid, I even got one on how to give a good BJ. One of my best performers. Women love that site. And if you don’t like writing or have zero knowledge on the subject, just find someone to write them for you. And you can find writers everywhere. You’d be surprised that I’ve had people write articles for me who live in Nigeria. During this lockdown, I took the opportunity to start a new one about training dogs and I’m almost done. Simple 6 page site. I wrote some of the articles and got some chick from china to write the rest. Do I like dogs? No. It doesn’t matter. As long as the website solves a problem it does not matter what your opinion is about it.

Marketing: Wish I knew this when I first started. Cheapest way is using social media platforms. You need to build a community around your site. Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr work best for me. Then if you want to fast track your site, you can use paid methods. Like this new site I just built. I will set up a facebook fan page and start posting gifs and memes. Same with Tumblr and Instagram. Then I would invest a very, very small amount on Bing ads and google ads to drive traffic to the site. Remember, your site is dedicated to solving a problem so you can put up ads pushing people to the solution. When you do all this, google will eventually organically pick up your site. When a lot of people are clicking your link, google will be like “why are people going to this site”? Then they’ll start watching how long people stay on your site, how engaged they are, how they are sharing your site on social media, and how they are clicking internal links on your site. The dog training site already had 72 shares. That is absolutely amazing for a one month old site. To hammer the nail on the head you can set up a youtube channel about your niche and link it to your site. Post like 4 videos and that’s it. And you don’t have to know anything about youtube to do this. Just pay someone on fiverr to do the videos and set the whole thing up.

Passive income is the future.

I wish I knew half the sh%t I know now when I was younger. I’d be a phucking gazzillionaire but you know what they say. Hind sight is always 20/20. Good luck.

edoairways:

There is nothing they can do except the government halt VAT. If they exempt dstv then MTN and others will be exempted

That's just crazy. They should be able to regulate them in some way na.

edoairways:

Ncc doesn't regulate pay tv rather NBC do

Oh my bad. Then NBC Should do something.

Tonytonex:
you mean streaming is cheaper?

Where i live yes.

flokii:
Why can't NCC stop DSTV/GoTv from cheating Nigerians?

We've said it times without number that the South African company should embrace "Pay as you go" system of billing just like it is in SA and other sane climes.

Why increase tariff when people hardly get value for the money they pay. This rubbish has to stop.

Because NCC is the problem. Plus, as long as Nigerians are willing to pay, then they will keep jacking up prices. I cut the cable thing a long time ago and never looked back. I went from 250 bucks a month to just 30 now and still watch the same shows and much more when i switched to streaming. Netflix, Amazon Prime/fire stick, and CBS all access. Streaming is the future but NCC will never let that happen.

contigiency:


Oga, if you have messed up your life, then take it as the choice you have made for yourself. In Nigeria, millions of people and countless others have made it in life, and many are still making it. The same way we have "never do wells" like you in Nigeria, so are many of them in the so called saner climes.

But he's right na.

Mudasiru Lawal, Aloysious Atuegbu (Best Nigerian mid fielder) ever, Segun Odegbami, Okoronwanta, Uwem Ekarika, Reuben Agboola (my lookalike ). These guys inspired me back then to start playing football. From Osjack to Abuede youth academy to Railway FC and finally First Bank FC. Good 'ol days. Sad that Nigerians forget too quickly and don't take care of their players.

Jabarzee:
Best University in the world

Lol.....

Masterclass32:
Sex is meant for married couples. Any sexual gratification outside of marriage is sin.

Lol. Na small pikin de do you. There are some people who are freaks. They can't be helped. And there are some who are docile and conventional. The worst thing that can ever happen is to pair these two kinds of people together in matrimony. That union will fail. Now the question is, how do you know which one you fall under if you don't try and find out?