₦airaland Forum

Babzilla:
Dude you made this?
Wow nice ... let me guess since no garri you used oats

Just finished making breakfast too. Wifey was hounding me about breakfast in bed. She absolutely loves my pancakes with fluffy eggs. No one does fluffy scrambled eggs like moi.

Babzilla:
Funny enough from the few Kenyans I have interacted with I noticed they have a very similar mindset to Nigerians.... Maybe a little more patriotic but in most things they are the same

Really? The only one i know acts like a pastor. And he can run for miles.

Babzilla:
Dude you made this?
Wow nice ... let me guess since no garri you used oats

Would you believe; Gold all purpose flour. Depending on the quantity, it can come out like amala or pounded yam. Things we do to get the Naija food feel. Smh.

Freiden:
Its kenya again....

Kenya and sex

Like Nigerians don't do the same thing and probably worse.

Made some okro yesterday. I love okro soup but because my garri don finish, e hinder me from enjoying it. You don't wanna know what i used as substitute. God help me. Ignore the size, ayam still growing.

fernandoc:
God! How can I denounce my Nigeria citizenship? I'm ashamed of this country. I refuse to identify myself with such level of mediocrity. Why are people so shameless?!

Any country willing to adopt me should just take note.

The first step to recovery is to try to relocate to Ghana. From there, new possibilities will present itself. Most Nigerian's don't know that compared to Nigeria, Ghana is London. They still believe the hype of "Giant of Africa".

kgr8mike:
You see, sometimes there are gift you don't need. Some gifts will cause you more problems, create more troubles which you previously don't have.

That's why I wanted to know the intentions of this Chinese man.

We are better the way we were. I don't want people that will give us what will make us become more enemies to ourselves, kill ourselves and further frustrate ourselves by making us more unpatriotic.

He should properly administer the gift otherwise he should take his gift back. We are better of the way we were.

Hunger don dabaru the way Nigerians think.

orimsamsam:
Dis is beariful.

Nigerians; Celebrating mediocrity since independence.

The worst thing to happen to any couple is to be stuck with a partner you are not sexually compatible with. It is a recipe for disaster.

MzPecs:
What makes you think she's not a virgin?

Because she said so. There is no way to verify it plus she needn't have said it in the first place. My warri friend used to say; every woman na virgin till the day e get belle.

Spells:
So u expect me to read all this

Just tell yourself you are reading about omotola.

Babzilla:
The first weaponized planes were launched in 1914
Over 100 years after Naija is just learning how to weaponize their planes and Y'all ceelebrating likethey have found the cure for cancer

Smh

Lucasbalo:
I bet you 99% of the guys jiving here on nairaland are not Americans . That's there way of boosting their egos. The only thing they know about America is what they Google .

I'm the 1%.

Quakertellicus1:
GEJ's economy was a false growth economy...based on oil prices that were high as $110per barrel from 2011-14.

Oil prices started dropping by mid 2014...and by 2015....they had fallen to below 40 dollars.

If GEJ had won in 2015....you would have been blaming him for failing the economy(or alleging sabotage by the Afonjas and the Alimis).

If oil had gone up to $110 per barrel now....you would be praising PMB.(or alleging that the Afonjas and Alimis sabotaged the economy to stop GEJ from being reelected in 2015).

Fact is.....resource dependent economies are only as good as the price of the resource they live on.Once the price falls...the economy falls...which is what is happening now (and which is what happened from 1982-2003...and would have happened in the 1970's....if oil had not gone up in price then).

Sorry....but you do not want real economic development. You think that the economy is an unlimited ATM from which you can draw money from...without any thought of where it comes from. That is how resource dependent nations think...and that is how they get into debt and into the clutches of the IMF and world bank.

PMB must work to make Nigeria free from oil That is how I would be judging him...by seeing how much he spends on power and transport. If he fails....out he goes in 2019.Nigeria cannot continue depending on oil...which we do not control.

And this is what most Nigerians don't understand or want to understand. If the price of oil stayed the same, they would not be complaining thereby maintaining the illusion of a good economy.

obixcel:
Oh really? You still haven't said anything, neither have u addressed d issues raised. Let's leave it like dis. Thanks for d conversation.

Lol....if you say so.

JAkpayen:
Trading is not fun like before. The house don scatter and everyone's gone solo. When you go come fight BH? Avengers don cripple the economy too!

Lol...sorry to hear that. I got a taste of the mood in the house myself. Wetin we go do? They will weed themselves out the thread eventually. It always happens. And on the issue of ND Avengers, i hope we come oooo.

obixcel:
why ask? So dat u can repeat d same "nigerian mentality" theory to me? I'll also want to ask, Are u typing from d Moon?

Not really. I was going to say that if you are not, it would be like me trying to lecture a swede about sweden.

obixcel:
Yes! Trump may have said some irrational things, we all do on so many occasions, regardless of color or race, But most of d time he's being taken out of context by d media. But one thing u can't take from him is dat he says it like it is without appeasing some special interests. Trump wants a change, HIllary wants d status quo to remain like dat.

One question; Are you American?

obixcel:
Forget d name calling, and address d issues, you're avoiding d points I made, not surprised cos CNN and co had been lying to you and u have accepted it. Since u can't research urself, continue being fed from d pot of lies.

Bros, you cannot understand the point or the issue. The reason is because you as a Nigerian are used to doing things brashly, un diplomatically, without tolerance etc. We are not used to that. If everyone behaved the way Trump is doing, the world would be destroyed. The African way. Which is why Africa is still the way it is today. You don't say the first thing that comes to your head. Only children do that. This is why he is apologising. You have to think before you talk. And on the issue of Ghana. Are you trying to compare the massive corruption in Ghana in those days to America? Bros, really? Ghana needed that to be done. Nigeria does too. America on the other hand does not need that kind of Action. This is why they fought a civil war. And this is why Trump is losing. Normal people in America will never allow such a Nigerian to lead them.

obixcel:
wow! Your above claims, sincerely, lack substance. "Tolerance and Civility" - Tolerance and civility to radical islamic terrorism? Corruption?, well, JJ Rawlings wasn't a saint but he did what he had to do to change d system in Ghana, and today even till 2morow he's praised.

Like I said before, the Nigerian mentality in you is influencing your views. Google can't always help you. To understand it, you have to live it.

JAkpayen:
Where have you been? Really miss you. Are you out of battle field now

My bro, i was in Afghanistan ooo. Just got back. How trading?

obixcel:
And u are d one dats has a clue about America? By d way, Neither Trump nor Hillary are saints. In fact America is faced with 2 evils, only which is d lesser of the 2 evils. Under whose administration will America be much safer, Proud Trump OR Lying Hillary?

Please give the name of one politician who is a saint or clean in today's world. Your support for Trump is a reflection of the Nigerian psyche in you. America is not Nigeria. Tolerance and civility is paramount in today's world. Nigerians need to learn and understand this.

What is happening with the GBP pairs is one of the reasons, if you are a swing trader, to understand the difference between a retracement and an actual trend. Not knowing the difference will burn you terribly. If you are a trend trader, it doesn't matter the difference.

What is funny is you will never see the people who were supporting Trump on this thread. Nigerians who have no clue about America and who's only source of information on it is google had the nerve to say Trump would win the presidency. In what planet can that happen? What people don't understand is psychologically, Trump is a Nigerian. He is brash, corrupt, obnoxious, uncouth, irrational, rude, etc and such a person can never lead a nation like America. The difference between a country like the U.S and Nigeria is that the number of normal people outnumbers the insane one's. They will never allow their country go to shiit. Unlike Nigeria, where number of abnormal people far outnumbers normal thinking individuals.

Babzilla:
They dont see it that way. Ive had lots of arguments on people over this. We all do our part ..... but they argue that change MUST come from the top. The bad decisions were influnced by the people below....

The only thing you are i can do is try to enlighten these people. It is not going to be easy though. It is not easy to change half a century of mental degradation.

zenith7:
Brethren, I greet you all. Please I have a problem of fear in this business. Most times when I place a trade and it goes in the direction I want I will be ecstatic (who doesn't feel that way) but when I notice a two or three candle retracement I quickly jump off the trade (at reduced profit or sometimes at nothing) only for the market to continue going in my previous direction. That's the only problem I have been battling with since I started trading last year. I don't panic when a trade starts going against me or hits my SL immediately I placed it though. I can comfortably and confidently say that I don't over-leverage or trade any more since late last year. My problem is not being able to see my trade through once there's a retracement. Are there any solutions, hints, tips or rules to follow.

You say you are not over leveraging your account but you are. Your problem is a common problem. You are still trading with funds you cannot afford to lose. When you start trading with money you can afford to lose, fear will disappear.

herzern:
There are some Niqerians who were not part of the mismanagement of the economy when it was booming. .

Should they also suffer for it

Unborn children....should they also suffer for it??


Bro.....haba!

All Nigerians, dead or alive, whether you held public office or not, you are part of the problem. You are the reason why the country is the way it is. When you collect salt or rice to vote, hail fayose for his s.tupidity, take sides between GEJ and PMB, (they are both useless), applaud when suspects are burnt in the streets, give bribe, take bribe, dump refuse on the streets, etc, you are directly making Nigeria a terrible country. It takes every citizen to make a country great. One person or a group of people cannot ruin it. It takes a collective effort to ruin it.

Babzilla:
According to.....

Nigerians are just too easily dazzled.

jumzzy448:
Pls am I to parboil the rice before cooking it with the stock water?

Yes.

kolomax:
When a wife complains of her husband's sexual weakness, I ask her, what have you done to increase his sexual prowess? ?

The kind of food you feed your husband could make him perform soo poorly.

Sex is not an individual responsibility since both of you engage in it and enjoy it. Sex must be enjoyed equally.



If this is the case, wives you have a big role to play not by only inviting him to bed but helping him last longer in bed and doing the work excellently .

Let me remind you of Ginger and dried dates.

Ginger is a powerful natural aphrodisiac, increases sexual prowess, increase libido and makes one stay longer in bed.

Dear wives, when your lovely husband return from work in the evening and after serving his meal, just give him Ginger Juice.

Place ginger into a blender, cover with 1 and half cup of water and blend until ginger is thick and pasty. Strain and squeeze juice from ginger, place it on fire and allow it to heat a little bit then give it to oga to drink. he will climb mountain Everest with ease.

I have a friend who told me after making love to his wife just one round he fell off. Then his wife went to the kitchen, grinned ginger and inserted it into her vagina , that very moment his boneless leg became very hard and he climbed Kalahari mountain twice.

As for dates, make sure you both eat if before taking little of your 3 daily meals, it gives alot
(C&P)

So, in summary, it is the woman's fault abi?

There's nothing anyone can tell me. Kaffy is gay. She will never admit it though because of the society she lives in.

teekol:
Hello fellow nairalanders, I got married in January this year and I have not enjoyed my husband for once. I mean he is okay in other aspects but in the bedroom, he doesn't satisfy me . He barely lasts up to 5 minutes and it is really frustrating considering the fact that I have been in other relationships in the past and I know what a good sex feels like. My husband is tired , so am I. Anyone with a reasonable solution please?No insults, only reasonable comments. Thanks

This is why you have to have plenty of responsible sex before marriage. The worst thing that can happen to you is to be stuck with a partner you are not compatible with sexually. That is a recipe for disaster. The best advice i can give you is to talk to him and suggest using viagra.