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OyigboUpdate:
Your mates are blaiming Simon Ekpa, Asari Dokubo boys, DSS and Fulani herdsmen you're here blaiming a fellow Nairalander OyigboUpdate for the whole insecurity in the South east.

[color=indigo]hahahaha[/color]

[color=indigo]hahaha. Tinubu will build on the foundation of Buhari. Sai baba! Sai baba! You are doing well![/color]

Magnoliaa:
Oya, I don dash you one share as you don tear provoke dey drop deep introspection phrases for me.

Happy?

[color=indigo]As you no argue I don dash you one like.[/color]

Magnoliaa:
Na love you love. You no kee persin.

[color=indigo]Really, Magnolia? Where is loyalty? What is marriage without loyalty and commitment? Is it not friends with benefits? Then why marry in the first place when you can have all the benefits of marriage without commitment, responsibility, and more importantly, loyalty?[/color]

Waywardchild:
Our people pls sit at home. Nnamdi Kanu is suffering for us me we I cannot be enjoying while he is in jail

[color=indigo]Done. Speak for yourself. May MNK be your portion. Amen.[/color]

mysticwarrior:
The hotel management should look at their CCTV cameras to identify the pepertuators.

[color=indigo]Nigeria is a country with blind and clueless leaders. Desperate times call for desperate measures. The management and owner of any hotel where a corpse is found should be held responsible for the person's death if they cannot provide CCTV footage that gives clues to the circumstances surrounding the person's death. No, the spate of death in hotels is not on their priority list. What they are most concerned about is how to win the 2023 elections by buying rice upandan and giving people...something they never ever did before campaigning for votes.[/color]

[color=indigo]Now, that is very sad. Just imagine the horror of the realization of her death she felt when she was bound and probably strangled. Her whole life must have flashed before her in a second. The regret of the lifestyle she chose, the thought of never seeing her loved ones anymore must have had greater significance as death stared her in the face. All her money she worked for in the bank and at home, her expensive iphone, wardrobe, wristwatch, etc...must have all seemed like worthless trinkets at the brink of eternity. Lastly, she may have recalled the verse: There Is A Way That Seems Right To A Man But The End Thereof Is Destruction.

RIP lady. You read what happened to others but somehow felt your were immuned. Such deception. May God help us all.[/color]

potent5:
Shineke me!

[color=indigo]hahahahaha. help me loud am. where is that "Chisos" meme?[/color]

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
My dear it's even the poor men that you should fear , they are the ones that are hungry and hungry people can do anything , hunger diminishes conscience and sense
But they don't know , I'd rather make my own money , have my own child and live alone than to entrust my life in the hands of a poor man
Let me be my own husband
If they don't kill you , they can take all that you have , very risky set of people to love
No poor man is happy , even if you like ,love him with all your heart , in his soul he feels incomplete and your love can't do anything for him , he will abuse you like this
Transfer his flaws on you , some of them even say they think it's their girlfriends that is giving them badluck
That's even true I've never heard of a lady saying that she feels her bf is bad luck it's always the men
And the broke ones are always the proudest and the most arrogant ones , always trying to sound better than people they feel intimidated by

There was one fine tenant in my dad's house , he married this beautiful working class lady , very handsome Igbo man , this man was broke , unemployed , jobless and he spent days smoking but if you see how he packages himself ( he was entering my eye , but I rebuke it )
Aunty will give him rent to give my dad , he will eat it and clean mouth , then come and be begging , meanwhile my dad knew that his wife was hiding that she was the breadwinner but she later opened up and left
Her only luck was that she didn't have a baby for him , she for still dey with am

After they type they will be the ones to go and clear their sisters and their daughters to bring home a reasonable man so that people will respect them
It's okay for them to want it for their daughters and sisters but it's wrong for us to want good things for ourselves ?
Such big hypocrites

[color=indigo]I subscribe to this...though a guy. It tallies with my reply to a comment above.[/color]

BeeBeeOoh:
Women make una take am easy o, that thing wey dey sweet na em dey kill pass

[color=indigo]Judgy much? Didn't it occur to you she may have been kidnapped and killed like many others before her owing to no fault of hers.[/color]

Killmaster1:
The second.take note

[color=indigo]I bow o. And some folks were confidently fingering the third sentence as the correct one. A comma must precede a conjunction. There are exceptions in cases like "Mr A and Mr B have arrived". However, according to Op's question the second sentence is the winner.[/color]

zed7:
The CO2 explanation won't cut it in this scenario. The article said the car was parked on the road, not in a confined space.
If CO2 emissions kill that easily, then it will also kill people stuck in traffic.
The cause of the death is either murder or something else.

[color=indigo]We inhale carbon monoxide almost everyday. Gas plants, generator sets, steel plants, animal belches, burning coals, etc. The difference here is that prolonged exposure to CO in an enclosed space is lethal. It is my theory that if...(not practical but) and only if they had like a vase of plant in the car their story wouldn't have ended up the way it did. Another way to avoid it is to have CO meter in the home and the car. Fresh air is indispensable natural help against CO poisoning.

Yes, we breathe it everyday but breathing it continually in an enclosed space tips the scale of the odds of surviving against one.[/color]

ValCon888:
Most likely carbon monoxide poisoning.
They couldn't fûck with the windows open.
So the man shut all the windows and switched on the AC.

And that was the beginning of the end.

Edit: Let me break it down for those who don't understand.

The SUV's engine produces a lot of toxic gases which flows through the vehicle's exhaust system.

The most common way of carbon monoxide poisoning is when the car’s AC is on and it is parked in a garage or a space with limited airflow.

The SUV’s AC intake pulls in the air which now mixes with the exhaust gases.

The carbon monoxide is odourless, so it goes undetected and slowly kills the occupants of the car.

[color=indigo]This was my suspicion the moment I read the caption. For those who watch A Thousand Ways To Die this scenario will be familiar. Leaving the car engine on while shutting up all the windows is asking death for a ride to the afterlife. CO² poisoning is lethal.[/color]

PARADIZEPRIEST:
IGBOS ARE NOT CONDEMNING THIS EVIL KILLINGS,IGBOS ARE NOT GIVING INFO,HOW MUCH PRAYERS ARE IGBOS DOING TO STOP THIS CARNAGE?
ONLY IGBOS WORLDWIDE CAN STOP THIS EVIL KILLERS.

[color=indigo]I am an igbo person...I condemn it vehemently. You should read my reply above to the Op. What is their crime? They violated sit-at-home order. I always maintained before this whole saga that MNK is a death plague to Igbos...now it is happening.[/color]

minasi4841:
They were attacked sunday night breaking monday morning. PHOTOS below
Our people should understand this sit at home is for our own good. If u travel on sunday night immediately it is 1am it is now a Monday and unknown gunmen will he looking for u.
R.I.P to them.
What is just there just one monday

[color=indigo]If it were not for my religious belief I would curse you, curse your generation, curse the air you breathe that may it poison and kill you as you have decided to donate your brain and heart to ipob murderers and have become useless to the human race but I won't do that...I won't do that....and I hope one day you become human again.[/color]

charly20:
sHE could even be mama Vlames, who knows?

[color=indigo]hahahaha[/color]

charly20:
Lol.... I have always known that moniker as a CHAIRMAN.
We don't see so many women in this line of business plus he has never texted as a lady.

Oga Vlames, make you sha continue to dey wash everybody

[color=indigo]Lols. I prefer aunty Vlames. [/color]

VlamesIffect:
Maybe I'm a shim?

[color=indigo]hahahaha[/color]

realone12:
Omo no reason am. Na one big Bros dey run the account codedly.
the kind words wey dey come out of him resemble woman words for your eyes? No be so women dey relate now..

[color=indigo]hahaha. As in, the way that moniker talks does not give any impression it is a lady. I have asked "him" this question last year but received no satisfactory answer.[/color]

Havilarharvardi:
just make i catch ur mama, i go use una 4 d gods. walahi

[color=indigo]You are a coward. A big one. You won't show your face (moniker) on a faceless forum how do you want to catch somebody offline? If you want to trade trade. If you want to fight this thread is neither a boxing nor a wrestling ring.[/color]

realone12:
but how can a new moniker pop up from nowhere and started attacking and fighting someone everywhere?
I know for sure, no one fight without reasons.
how person Wey just register for nairaland suddenly come and and carry someone matter for head like this? and no be sey dannyfx wronged him in any way oooh..
wallahi this matter funny..
surely, Na person Wey u fight with recently dey attack you in disguise with new moniker.. abeg Bros Elliotwave I know sey Na you.. please let's give peace a chance..

[color=indigo]Registered April 21...barely two weeks old and acting as if it has been around long before the account was created. Fish dey smell. If this is not cowardice I don't know what else to call it.[/color]

VlamesIffect:
make una entertain us this weekend na. Month dun end. All trade & no violence makes jack a dull lad....

[color=indigo]Lol. I still find it hard to believe a female is behind this moniker. I come in peace, not vawulence.[/color]

4evaReina:
Yes, your father and all the men in your life raped you, am not disputing that fact!! Nevertheless, mine didn't.

[color=indigo]Don't you see the pattern? She says all men are rapists but she wants to get married to a rapist...and worse, give birth to rapists. Lol. Is such a confused human even worth your time?[/color]

lexy2014:
How did u arrive at the conclusion that every Nigerian woman has been sexually molested? Are u the one that sexually molested them?

[color=indigo]when she speaks it is very difficult to separate fact from fiction. They are the same to her.[/color]

FutureIsFemale:
I think the best way to deal with this menace is to castrate all men in Nigeria.

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I had put up a challenge for anyone here to mention my moniker on a rape thread where a Nigerian woman is the culprit and till this day nobody has mentioned me.

[color=indigo]I'm sorry to say but the bolded has verified your psychological trauma. It is one thing to speak against a crime, it is another thing to retain your sanity while speaking against it. Initially, I was empathic to your pain and anger because I hate rape...even the word itself. But I will not do that because I see something other than being rational drives your hatred. Get help fast before you lose your last rays of sanity.[/color]

Mazisimonekpa:
thank you comrade
woe unto any Sabo who will against this total lockdown in our land
Zoo is going to lose 20 billion dollars within that 3 days i promise


Mazi Simon Ekpa from Finland

[color=indigo]Lol. The Zoo may lose that amount or even more but Anambra will climb the ladder of the poverty index. That will result in astronomic rise in the rates of products and services because production has been stifled to a near-halt. The GDP and per capita income (standard of living) of Anambrarians will further decline setting off an economic catastrophe. This will give rise to the need to facilitate borrowing. Anambra will be in huge debts because they want the Zoo to feel the pain. You and your followers are just clowns without a dot of idea of the simplest concept of the repercussions stemming from a persistently thoughtless interference with the flow of the tide of the economy from which all nations derive their oxygen. I am glad your orders will only be carried out to the letter by your tiny cult of brainwashed followers who have nothing better to do with their lives and as such let it decay singing your praises.[/color]

CoronaVirusPro:
Dont work on Mondays, they wont listen.

After several warnings, some people still just want to be scape goats.

What will it cost you to sit at home for the sake of Mazi Kanu. Ordinarily, it should be Monday-Friday, but considerations were made to just be only Monday, and people still wont obey.

Biafra or Death!

[color=indigo]I am an Easterner. Your agenda is dead on arrival. The road to ridding the East of the menace of unknown gunmen and radical pro-Biafra groups may be rough but we will arrive at our destination of an Anambra without violence and without gun-wielding brainwashed murderers masquerading as freedom fighters.

May God provide all the facilities that will enable our amiable Gocernor, Soludo, to bring about a lasting solution to this menace through his administration.[/color]

michlins:
Trump should be calming down and return to Twitter.

I'm in for liberal world but these far-left people had ruined it all

[color=indigo]Nah. It will impact negatively on his dignity and reputation as an independent voice. He will not want people to get the impression that Twitter gagged him and Musk saved him by restoring his voice. That is humiliating. Besides, he has his social media platform now. All he is saying to Musk is, "Thank you, but no.".[/color]

blowjohn:
What if u were told that Musk is an alien?
There is more than meets the eye o.

[color=indigo]or the Anti-Christ...[/color]

[color=indigo]congratulations, Frienbee and DestinyDjohn. May you guys keep winning and testifying.[/color]