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Jobs/VacanciesNimc Cbt Test Description Of Venues. by Pizzanatty(op): 10:12pm On Feb 20, 2013
The NIMC invitation for aptitude cbt in various location accross the country is a welcome development irrespective of the fact that lots of applicants were posted to other test location different from their prefered test location this is at the backdrop of the reason giving by the commission which they attribute to massive applicants and also their bid to conduct a hitch free,timely and well organize test.

Base on this fact,this thread is open for those who have been opportuned to be or have idea about a particular test venue,hence if you are in Lagos,Minna,Enugu,Akure,Ibadan and Ilorin and you can describe d address for those coming from other states who dont have the idea about their destination,just post it here...

Pls guys dont deviate the thread to other matters,let it be strictly on venue description...thanks
RomanceRe: Cute Names You Can Call Your Husband/wife/fiance/fiancee/better Half by Pizzanatty(m): 5:19pm On Feb 19, 2013
Babanga Tukur.....if she likes pdp

Buhari...if she likes garri and boko haram

El-rufia...if she gossip
cheesycheesycheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Anyone With Info About The NIMC Recruitment? by Pizzanatty(m): 9:42am On Feb 18, 2013
CBT which is an acronym 4 computer base Test which nimc is using for there apptitude test is thus like ds...

Dependn on d number of question ,d time dt will b alloted and d number of candidate 2 write d exam same day...

* Some do hv 50-60 multiple choice question 4 either 45mins or 60mins...

* D choice of multiple question may range 4rm current affairs,english,maths or logical reasoning etc ,bt ds will depend on d ppl incharge as d recruitment/exam team.bt am sure current affairs will b inclusive

*Its peculiarity as CBT is dt...d questions display on d computer screen 1questn ,5questions or 10questions dependn on d number of d questions 2 b answered,and u hv 2 b clickn on d right option provided eg(ABCDE) ,den click next page 4 oda questions 2 display.

CBT is abt speed and also 2 b on a safer side,b4 d expiration of ur time,click d submit button if stated, so as nt 2 let ur effort 2 b fruitfless,bt 4 some its submits 4 itself wen d time is exhuasted.
* 2 login...ur ARN,Surname and exam No...2 out of dem might b use as login details...

*and if u hv time u can go back 2 check some answers u hv treated dts if dere room 4 dt.

Those who hv idea abt wht 2 expect should also contribute....tanx
PoliticsRe: APC Will Develop Nigeria Than PDP – Lawmaker by Pizzanatty(m): 1:03am On Feb 18, 2013
As if members of APC are imported members Obama's cabinet 2 come and rule nigeria...

Are they not d same old criminals that put this country in a mess and are dis-stabilizing the present administration effort..?

And are only interested is wrestling power from ruling party for their selfish interest and not National interest which should be for the good of the common on the street...
PoliticsRe: APC: Ngige For President by Pizzanatty(m): 12:46am On Feb 18, 2013
*Yawn*....let me sleep and tink abt it...am coming ok...APC ko,CPA ni...make we hear word jare...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Anyone With Info About The NIMC Recruitment? by Pizzanatty(m):
[quote author=victoriarhoda]I just saw mine now,but my preferred exam location was Port Harcourt,i was posted Kwarra State(UniIllorin).How do i get there,since i reside in P.H?Pls i need direction,somebody should help.

I dont knw ur test day,bt sns u ar in PH and ur centre is unilorin, Go 2 Rumuola along Aba road,ask 4 southwest park,dere u will get osun,ekiti,IB and am sure dere is ilorin/kwara...bt go and make findings b4 d day u want 2 travel also make sure u travel a day b4 d test date cos,u cant meet up d test dt same day...hv written a cbt test @ilorin b4...i hp hv help somehw...best of luck
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NIMC Aptitude Test And What To Expect by Pizzanatty(m): 12:19am On Feb 18, 2013
Evry1 is complaining,figettn and d likes abt text bt no venue,4got wht u applied 4 etc...
Just visit d site www.nimcjobs.com...enter ur ARN and surname...all d details abt ur exam will show,den print ur exam slip..

Even if u hv nt recieve any text,just login and check

if d distance is far and u cant risk it,neglect it,bt if u can,just give it a shot,who knows if ds might just b urs.

Sns d test is cbt,its going 2 b objective and dere is going 2 speed test...bt no mata wht dey ar going 2 set,current affairs is a sure inclusion

if u hv any idea abt oder likely questn plssss dont hesitate 2 share...

Atleast i knw, some few ppl must b employed...wish all of us d best !
RomanceRe: How To Purchase A Condom by Pizzanatty(m): 10:07pm On Feb 16, 2013
Laffing in hausa,yoruba and igbo wit a mixure of french...hahahahahhuhuhuhfufufufufurufrufrufrufruf...

Unah no go kill person 4 NL...
RomanceRe: Why Womman Cheat by Pizzanatty(m): 9:53pm On Feb 16, 2013
i laff in nembe .....

Abeg explain u dey laff 4 nembe oo...if nt i will laff in french...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finally Got Job As Assistant Lecturer by Pizzanatty(m): 3:30pm On Feb 15, 2013
Congrats bro...

But plsss dont relax just as so many folks do...add value 2 urself and make urself indispensible,remember d world d world is fast moving...so dt u dont become outdated and irrelevant..

Congrats once again
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Bezaleel Consulting Recruiting In Various Positions by Pizzanatty(op): 2:10pm On Feb 15, 2013
Where is there location!

Guy follow the link and check there location nah,abi nah bad tyn say,i see vacancy wey i apply come post am 4 here?
Jobs/VacanciesBezaleel Consulting Recruiting In Various Positions by Pizzanatty(op): 10:14am On Feb 15, 2013
Got this job vacancy in my mail box and decided to share,hope it helps someone...

Bezealeel Consulting Recruiting in various positions:
* Associate consultant
* Client Executive
* Learner/Graduate Executive
* Admin Exco/Administerator
etc...
Visit http://bezaleelconsultingrw.com/careers.html

...fill your personal data and upload your cv...

Closes 6 march 2013.
RomanceRe: Pic: Boyfriends Association Three Days Warning Strike,13th to 15th February by Pizzanatty(m): 9:31am On Feb 14, 2013
See wetn girls dey cause...abeg our ladies make una dey bring down una valintine expectation haba!

Only U wan make brazillian hair,BB,u wan go chop wetn u neva chop b4 4 house...etc
CrimeRe: Man Nabbed With Fresh Human Tongue, Arm In Ogun As Kidnappers Sack Community by Pizzanatty(m): 6:34am On Feb 06, 2013
Herbalist dont run 4rm cell ooo,am coming 2 comment...
PoliticsRe: Kano Lawmakers Visit Farouk Lawan In Kuje Prison. by Pizzanatty(m): 6:29am On Feb 06, 2013
Eyaaa...Farouk...abeg take heart,cos even those wey dey come visit u,spy dey among,some nah 2 come make mockery of u...

I wish u well sha...bt cant wait 2 see d verdict if u will b ask 2 return 100k as fine or rot in jail...
PoliticsRe: Tunde Bakare Is A Confused Man- CAN by Pizzanatty(m): 6:24am On Feb 06, 2013
Good 4 him....second 2 comment
PoliticsRe: PDP Or MEGA Party: Which One Will You Go For? With Reason by Pizzanatty(m): 2:46am On Feb 06, 2013
I will stick 2 PDP because
1) slot issue: d so called Mega Party ar merging 4 dere own selfish interest nd nt 4 d good of d nation hence even d sloting stuff will b on d high side wit no hope 4 d average nigerian 2 get a job on merit.

COMPETITN WILL COS PDP 2 PERFORM EVEN BETA
2) D mega a create a sense of performance 2 d PDP accross d nation and dere will b more development 2 silence d opposition...
3) d Mega party will always hv issues among demselves (ego,pride etc will finish dem....
SportsRe: Our Promise Of Free Sex Boosted Eagles Against Ivory Coast – Nigerian Prostitute by Pizzanatty(m): 12:40pm On Feb 04, 2013
Lwkmh oooo...somebody help plssss...cant stop laughn..!
SportsEagles: Federal Character Vs Best Players? by Pizzanatty(op): 9:11am On Feb 04, 2013
The superlative performance of d SE yesterday against there Ivorian Counterpart in Quarterfinals of AFCON 13' was no doubt a huge success to the team which has brought smiles to the face of many Nigerians and unity,because most people had already written them off,but the Keshi led SE took on to the pitch with determination and courage and came out victorious...

But to my amazement,i stumble on a thread linked to one NUJ member discrediting the Team on the grounds that 'FEDERAL CHARACTER' principle was not use as criteria during player selection prior to the tournament,he went as far as arguing that even Obafemi(Yoruba) was listed etc and that the team was made up of Igbo...

My question is Should federal character be a yardstick or criteria for player selection in the national team OR the best players be selected to represent this nation,but as long as they are the best ?

Your candid opinion ....personally my take on this is...the best leg should be selected as against federal character....even if the entire team is from a LGA as long as they are the best and will justify there inclusion...

Congrats once again to the Eagles!

SportsEagles: Federal Character Vs Best Players? by Pizzanatty(op): 10:43pm On Feb 03, 2013
The just concluded quarter final of d match btw Nig & Civ is a wonderful one dt has brought smile,unity and praise 2 d Keshi Led team,wit support 4rm all corners 4 dem go on...

It marvels me wen i stumble on a thread about a member NUJ talkn abt federal character...

My questions is,should d issue of federal character come in ,in choosing d players 2 represent d Nation?
To me federal should b d issue bt gettn d best 2 represents ds nation ...

Ur take on ds ...& congrats once again 4 d SUPER EAGLES VICTORY 2DAY AGAINST CIV
SportsRe: Win The Cup For Us" - Drogba To Eagles by Pizzanatty(m): 10:17pm On Feb 03, 2013
Wetn drogba mean?
So make we win d cup carry am go give dem 4 dere country..?
If i hear...sebi him b wan win am b4,he lose come dey talk wetn no follow...abeg congratulate d guys and leave story...
SportsRe: "Tb Joshua I Love You" - Screamed Ogenyi Onazi by Pizzanatty(m): 10:00pm On Feb 03, 2013
Love or no love...whts important is....we don win oooooo..

Bt wait am i on frontpage and second 2 comment,plssss reply me?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Court Of Appeal Affirms Death Penalty For Lagos Preacher Reverend King by Pizzanatty(m): 10:44pm On Feb 01, 2013
Wit ds development,can he still further his case at d supreme court or na hanging tyns straight?
RomanceRe: February 13th Is "Break Up With Your Ex" Day by Pizzanatty(m): 5:13pm On Feb 01, 2013
All dese ar 4 immature fellows...
Must all datings b sustained even wen d 2 parties ar nt compactable?

To my opinion,breakn up does nt mean u bcome enemy wit ur ex.

U can still b friends wea both parties able 2 manage d boundaries

Also,if not 4 lust,materialism and sexuality d main focus in relationship whc wen a relationship ends and one party having ds feeling of a loser...d issue of nt contactn ur ex should nt come in

Hence purpose must b defined b4 startn up dt relationship,maturity must b invovle,respect 2 each oda opinion and a relationship should nt b built on sexual benefits alone...

Ur ex can b a splendid friend
Foreign AffairsRe: US President Barack Obama's Uncle To Be Deported To Kenya!!! by Pizzanatty(m): 12:31am On Feb 01, 2013
America is nt nigeria,hence No one is above d law....if obama cant help,den he should order 4 a warm reception 2 welcm his Uncle back home in Kenya...

Wht hv said may nt make any sense,bt just dt front page and first 2 comment tyns on my mind...cos nah new month...

Well...i will come back 2 comment cos all ds american story dey easily make front page...and am sure ds one will...

Happy new month all u ppl...
RomanceRe: My Ex (married) Still Wants A Feel Of Me!!! by Pizzanatty(m): 9:32pm On Jan 23, 2013
Its very easy 4 most ppl 2 just say anytyn dey lyk...bt dere ar sometyns dt u guys should knw..

* Such action will bring back some good memories 2 d Op and bearing in mind dt we dont knw hw dey got seperated b4 her marriage.
* D Op may nt even be sayn if i feels like doing it bt just because she married or he is buyn d idea bt tryn 2 b godly and decent in ds area...etc
my opinion is ds...plsss try close ur heart against any chances of intimacy wit her and delete as fast as possible any messg she sends 2 U dt will make u emotional 2 bring abt ur past sexual exploit.
Also try and b friendly and helpful so dt she dont ruin her marriage,talk 2 her hw much u care bt dt she is married nw and its nt polite...let see reasons abt good morals,cos she may get it esle wea...whs also is nt good..
And if u ar able 2 do dt,i tink she wit tym she will eva b respectful 2 U and hw u saved her marriaged...she lusting nw bt wen ar eyes ar open either tru or some1 else dt places u as an enemy of true friend.
CrimeRe: I Was Promised A Job, Only To Be Robbed, Gang-Molested, Laments Teenage Hawker by Pizzanatty(m): 10:48pm On Jan 19, 2013
What a pathetic painful story,we nw live in society where can even trust ppl of same sex...

Anyway he is got a case,first of all let him speak 2 his uncle abt it,also dere ar NGO he can approach dt can help out wit advice,so dt d so called Okafor will keep on gettn in touch and dere by get a valid evidence 4rm him 2 use against him..

Also i tink dere is dere establishment dey call OFFICE OF D PUBLIC DEFENDER..if am right,tru which he can press 4 justice...

Bt pray 4 God 2 intervene oo,cos ds one pass bcareful oo...
EventsRe: A Couple's Wedding Reception In The Middle Of A Pool by Pizzanatty(m): 11:44am On Jan 18, 2013
Must we criticize any naija made creative stuff?
All of unah wey dey call am...'local,dumb',etc...una neva even knw weda nah truck una wan do weddn abi nah give d gal belle den start 2 live as husband and wife...
If nah abroad...una 4 d hail d couple...

ABEG COUPLE...I LIKE UNA EFFIZY JARE...
RomanceGays Right B4 The Passage Of Bill In Naija by Pizzanatty(op): 7:56pm On Jan 16, 2013
The issue of same sex marriage has been in the news globally with some country supporting it and others being against it.

And also the political intrigue attached to it which some countries are pressurizing some developing countries to pass a bill in favour of such. But in a country like ours the bill is yet to be passed with all the mix reaction and clamour about its passage.
That being said, is it right for anyone or persons caught in the act to be publicly paraded since the bill is not yet passed?
Though personally am against such act but the public parade of this four Gay fellows make want to seek your opinion and views...

Pics should be with viewers discretion...thanks

PoliticsRe: ANPP, CPC, ACN To Become One By April – Shekarau by Pizzanatty(m): 10:56am On Jan 12, 2013
All u guys quotn me wit questns abt Gej being a solution 2 naija problem and abt d pharmacist said one tablet...

D truth is gej was nt d one who brot abt those problems dt u expect him 2 fix over nyt.

D opposition as a result of being power drunk has made governance hard tru...boko haram.

2013 and 2014 will determine if gej is on tract 2 place naija on d road reclaim its lost glory

....4 those questn abt one tablet? E DEY PAIN UNA SAY I B FIRST 2 COMMENT AND DIDNT PRIDE MYSELF WIT D FIRST COMMENT TYN?
PoliticsRe: ANPP, CPC, ACN To Become One By April – Shekarau by Pizzanatty(m): 1:14am On Jan 12, 2013
Merger is nt d solution 2 our problem...personally i tink it will increase our problems eg
1,Unemployment will continue 2 increase as a result of SLOT sharing among d parties dt merged
2,Power tussle will b high among d politicians dt form d merger and hence dere wont b meetn point and wen dt happens...it will b case of...wen TWO ELEPHANT FIGHT,NAH GRASS GO SUFFER AM.

3,INFRASTRUCTURE DECAY...ALL d project of past leaders will b abandoned and news ones will surely create crisis since d leaders involve ar 4rm different zone,religion and diff political idea

....d list is endless...

Anyway d merger wont work,so cpc,acn,anpp etc...support d government...

GEJ 4 2015...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: New Nation Interview by Pizzanatty(m): 10:32pm On Dec 30, 2012
@neomyt...dey say u should run and u ar busy askn d interview questn...? U ar funny oo...

Plsss my dear run,cos dere is notn like interview,dey will sit u down and give fake fake seminars hw 2 waka round portharcourt dey sell one yeye SMART PICK...

My broda abi u b sista...runnnnnn ,if possible rewind d day u applied 4 dt job...mind u i b confirm victim...i don tell u oo

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