₦airaland Forum

SenecaTheYonger:
The real video is amazing. Such a slim guy with big rod, was able to humble that thick madam.

Really... you don't mean it.

Slaves visiting their slave masters to report to them that their resource colonies are still under control and any attempt by the masses to take ownership will be crushed.

efighter:
It's like saying Iranians are not Arabs. Just like saying Onitsha people are not Igbo.

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When you won't stop downloading porn.

Anthos:
they have constant light ...good Education system...minimal crime rate because of cameras on every street...now tell me...what does your Nigeria have?

To migrate to a country because of constant light is the height of stupidity. After enjoying the constant light then what next, you will eat constant light.

If you didn't graduate from a top Canadian or American law school and have good connections forget about practising law in both countries.Except you want to be a charge and bail lawyer.

Nairaland babes help out a brother o

vecman22:
Omo this ftc sweet me die...

Please can anyone here help me with a good bussnies idea that I can invest 2m and make good profit..partnership idea is also welcome.God bless

E be like say to get scammed dey hungry you.

Italy is a poor country with limited opportunities for it's own citizens talkless of African, talk to an Italian you meet outside Italy and they will confirm. Our problem is we have been psychologically conditioned to think all oyinbo countries are Eldorado where money is plucked from trees.

A country where it is estimated 58 people are murdered daily with the highest rape statistics in the world is where thousands of Nigerians have decided to turn to their abroad destination. A little research on the country before flying out to Jborg and 90% of them would have stayed back.

EtihadAirways:
Good morning family.
I have been following this thread from page one, please I need every details of my below question because this is one of my dream post. I keep writing down some tips now.

1. I just have O level certificate, what do I need to do to secure admission in Aus?

2. How much do I need to have in my account that can work out everything including flight ticket and Visa?

3. What if I don't want to study? I just want to come there and work, what is the possibility of getting a job? Even to wash dead body I dey game but no s-x job

4. I don't have any handwork apart from being computer repairer, can I get job within first two months?

5. I want to sell my property valued about 800k and join my savings to embark on this journey

6. Is there anything I need to do or know before I leave Nigeria to Aus?

7. Must it be only for student or hustler like me? If it is only good for student then how do I start with only O level?

Please somebody should clarify me because I have been following this type of thread, I don't want to be scammed, thats how somebody told me to bring 700k and he will take me to UAE.

I need like estimate of amount I need to have in my account to take care of the bill till first two months

You are wasting your time, you want to go wash dead body in Australia who told you dead bodies are washed by immigrants in oyinbo countries .

This is not the general assembly address, probably something on the sidelines.

All Nigerian politicians are bandits and criminals including that one pretending to be a pastor. And to be honest you and I will probably do the same if given same opportunity that is the Nigerian factor.

New York city is not a accurate representation of such a vast country like the US. Travel outside NY city limits even just to Upstate NY and see a very beautiful country.

Nice one, me likey.

He should be on America's got talent with a chance to win a million dollar. The oyinbo magicians I have seen on the show were not better than this guy.

snrguy5:
how does calling white man been a racist . nah white man because the girl can't try that with a man

I don't think that one understand what the word racist means.

They have already started calling the citizens of the new countries lazy

Just because someone is able to accurately tell you certain things about yourself that nobody else knows doesn't mean they are of God

He will soon replace her with an ab.oki

What is the point of relocating to SA if the only opportunity you will get there is running a small shop that can be burnt down at any minute. SA is still a poor developing country forget about the Johannesburg skyscrapers you saw online that attracted you, it is not America or Canada or even close to some smaller European countries.

DAramis:
Why do I have a feeling that some people are capitalizing on this issue to see a free flight for them to come home for Christmas?

After 3 months, they will travel back on their own accord back to South Africa and continue where they stopped.

They were made to sign an undertaking that they cannot return to SA. There are no jobs in South Africa only reason more have not returned is shame.

Saw a story on YouTube of a Nigerian doctor in the US who went into a bank to open an account and the white teller called the police saying he looks like he was going to rob the bank.

bilulu:
Lolz..... your Nigeria mind tells u the person will die on the security job. haven't you seen or heard of doing a course on security and getting a job as a security manager in companies? all ur mind tell u is working as a guard at d gate. break out of ur Nigeria mentality

You must think you are talking to an illiterate, security manager my foot.The highest you will ever get is as a supervisor and an extra two dollars on your salary keep deceiving yourself Mr Canada.

Arguing over which white man country is better, like that will make them see you as nothing more than third world leeches.

orunmila144:
nah uber eats is an app. you dont need any contact with anyone

You need a social security # to do Uber eats and a checking account plus they will do background check on your ass before accepting you. You can only work in America now without papers under the table. No reputable company will allow someone to be delivering food without vetting them in a society where people sue for money at the drop of a hat.

worldclass68:
see able guy wey dey waste opportunity ooo .....make them just trow me for street in US or UK...and see wonders

Story

It is very easy to become homeless in an expensive city like Chicago, and if you don't have papers nobody is going to hire you for even minimum wage jobs cause every company as to do e- verify for their new hires. Except you want to be working under the table for cash jobs, and with no credit history you can't rent an apartment, and a small room in Chicago will cost like $600 to 700 a month

First of all who is he married to, if it's a white woman I say f him and let them keep racially abusing him. I will never sympathize with a black person facing racism married to a white person, you deserve whatever hell they show you.

GODPUNISHALABI:
Italian fans are highly racist but their women secretly admire big black côck stretching their vaginas

Does the black man have anything of value to offer the world except for big black c.ock? Because anytime the issue of racism comes up it's always the big black c.ock comments I see everywhere.

rentAcock:
Pretentious at best. Crude oil price spiked 15% today, infact it is the best day for crude since 2008. Our budget depends on the price of crude and so does our dollar reserves. We should capitalize on the unrest in the middle east while it lasts.

Like the spike is going to benefit the masses.

Fake story