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RomanceRe: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make When Going After Very Pretty Girls by Plarp: 7:32am On Jan 14, 2013
^he would
RomanceRe: Even Pretty Girls Cry At Night by Plarp: 6:56am On Jan 14, 2013
I don't think there is a pretty girl on this planet who could last a month as an ugly chick. grin

people are just mean to ugly chicks, everyone knows it wrong but they cant help it because its instinct undecided Imagine not having a dance parter because everyone is intimidated, now imagine not having a partner because everyone is repulsed, big difference. Dont think hot girls "suffering" can compare lol
RomanceRe: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make When Going After Very Pretty Girls by Plarp: 6:49am On Jan 14, 2013
ibiso1986: @ plarp.. I think u are right.. They do cover up by acting so nice.. But the funny thing is that those ones that are "over nice" will hardly cheat on his girl.. Unlike the skilled player that has all the skills to woo females.. Girls love the players
But do they have anyone to cheat with...? Thats the problem with them, they have no options and so they latch onto every women they get.

nikkyRamj: Then Nigerian men should pull all the pretty girls by your reasoning...aren't they the expert players, and have made "not worshipping" (or mistreating) women an art form. undecided
I think Nigerian men treat women very well, dont you see all these topics with guys buying black berries and stuff for every chick they meet? Most american guys don't do that.
RomanceRe: Things Men Go Through In Life by Plarp: 6:44am On Jan 14, 2013
But anyway... i'm not talking about all that, i come from a 2 parent household. I'm talking about how fathers give their children discipline, and usually don't get appreciated for it.
RomanceRe: Things Men Go Through In Life by Plarp: 6:39am On Jan 14, 2013
oh...... grin You r one of those single mothers who likes to brainwash their kids into thinking their dad was some random a$$hole who just "ran away" for no reason. Well seeing as you have more than 1 out of wedlock kid, i think its clear the common denominator in that situation is you.

So while your teaching your sons not to be a run-away a$$hole like their daddy, you should also be teaching your daughters how keep their legs closed until marriage tongue
RomanceRe: Is It Legal For A MAN To Beat Up His Girlfrnd Just Because She Cheated On Him. by Plarp:
^ oh shut up... if someone molests your kids and kills your friggin momma you have a right to do w/e. Who gives a fuk if its a man or woman.

ppl like your have perverted the don't hit a girl rule into something silly and unrealistic. grow up
RomanceRe: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make When Going After Very Pretty Girls by Plarp: 1:15am On Jan 14, 2013
Its more or less the truth... these guys who are over-nice usually have some sort of insecurity issue that they are covering up for.
RomanceRe: Things Men Go Through In Life by Plarp:
shymexx: Deep shyte!! That's why I appreciate my pops more now that I'm older and I understand life better... Everything we do, we do it either consciously, or subconsciously for women... However, I'd still rather be a man than be a woman - pregnancy and childbirth ain't no joke!! tongue grin

Anyway, time to celebrate my pops with this tune:

Luther Vandross - Dance With My Father

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmDxJrggie8
This and "dear momma" by tupac are some of the deepest songs ever written.

I wish artists would stop with this "club, sex, money, rims, hoes", crap and start making real music again.
RomanceRe: Is It Legal For A MAN To Beat Up His Girlfrnd Just Because She Cheated On Him. by Plarp: 12:58am On Jan 14, 2013
luvmijeje: I don't want to know d crime a lady commited,any guy dat raise up his hand against a lady is a coward and a bastard.
What if she killed his momma and molested his kids.... he would still be the bastard right? grin
RomanceRe: Is It Legal For A MAN To Beat Up His Girlfrnd Just Because She Cheated On Him. by Plarp: 12:55am On Jan 14, 2013
Sapphire86: Is it legal? HELL 2 D FREAKING NO!! Bt I think its d way d girl carries herself. Any modafuvker dat tries dat on me ll wish he was in jail cuz by d tym I'm done, not even his mama wld save his sorry a.s.s
lol what are u gunna do scream r.ape and call da copz? female 'tough guys' crack me up grin

But anyway this is one of the most r.etarded topics i have ever read on Nairaland. Are u seriously asking if this is legal... did u actually get away with this?

dafuq huh
PoliticsRe: 'Smelly Nigerian': Racist Confrontation On London Train by Plarp: 11:17pm On Jan 13, 2013
Haha im sorry but this is fuckin hilarious!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHljCBLb3Mw[/quote]
PoliticsRe: 'Smelly Nigerian': Racist Confrontation On London Train by Plarp: 11:08pm On Jan 13, 2013
REALITY101: Did that Yoruba dude just hit a woman? Wow what a puzssy asrss nigga.

Grab a damn cologne or deodorant if you don't wanna to be make fun of.

And again get used to racism or stay back home.
haha did that bytch remind you of your wife? silly nigger

But anyway... if she hit him with a bottle hes in the right... but the video does not look good on him. "smelly Nigerian" is not a friggin racist comment you oversensitive punks, grow up.
Foreign AffairsRe: FULANI - The Scourge Of Africa by Plarp:
outrage: Inferiority complex!
Grow up!
Outrage why don't you go suck some more Fulani dick? or if you are one yourself go Bleep a cow, but make sure you use protection so you dont bring another Fulani half man half cattle bastard into the world.

If there is any group of people that litterally needs to be driven out of Africa it is the Fulanis... how can such ye ye people who contriute nothing to Nigeria have so much power? because of stupid Hausa niggers who let themselves be ruled by an ethnic group less than 1/10th their size!

There worst part is the Fulanis are some of the most backwards and underdeveloped people on the continent, they never built anything, yet they rule over so many because of their stupid Haus-nigger slaves.
RomanceRe: A 19yrs Old Young Beautiful Lady Diedbecause Of Love. by Plarp: 7:51pm On Jan 13, 2013
lol... why do ppl make up stories like this? Its like those idiots who give you those "send this message to 3 ppl or jesus will not let you into heaven" texts.

ffs, wuts da point?
FashionRe: Is This Watch girly? by Plarp(op): 6:53pm On Jan 13, 2013
this is what the black one looks like.

FashionIs This Watch girly? by Plarp(op):
I've had this same watch in black for a while now and its slick as hell, i love it. I collect watches... so when i saw that they made it in white for only half the price i was ready to buy it without a second thought.... but is it too feminine? I want something to wear and not just collect.

Would having dark skin offset the feminitity of the watch, or make it look too flashy? grin what do yall think

RomanceRe: Sexiest Women Who Are Regulars On Nairaland Are Nonnigerian Women - That's Sad by Plarp: 4:22pm On Jan 13, 2013
Btw, is that 'freelemon' chick Nigerian?.... she looks like she has a nice snatch.
RomanceRe: Sexiest Women Who Are Regulars On Nairaland Are Nonnigerian Women - That's Sad by Plarp: 4:20pm On Jan 13, 2013
The most beautiful woman to ever grace is board was African1, im not even going to say where she was from. grin
CultureRe: Do You Consider Somalis As Black? by Plarp: 4:09pm On Jan 13, 2013
somalia9: Slave this comment is uncalled for. Believe it or not SOMALIS/ETHIOPIANS know that negroids put us in a peddle stool simply cause we are everything they wish they were.

We are better looking

we have better history

we have older history

we got better hair

we got more noble features

we are stronger and tougher and never been enslaved

somalia and ethioapia are the only country in africa where the ethnic languages as the national language


you fools who look like apes think your related to jews, whites, somalis, ethiopians....what a joke

you think your more related to ancient egyptians while the actual horners who speak their language are to proud to claim some dead people from thousands of years ago....lmao

you guys know more about our dna than we do.



the obsession continues...the only diffrence is ethiopians have low self esteem and like it when you worship them....somalis are to prideful to be admired by people who were enslaved by a couple of white guys who got lost...lol
^w/e kid i've heard it all before..... because you've said it like a million times lol. Get a life dude wink

Don't try and BS me, you are just as obsessed with them as they are with you... All of yall are just a bunch of joblesss internet loosers with mental illness
RomanceRe: Things Men Go Through In Life by Plarp: 4:04pm On Jan 13, 2013
Ghettoguru: No 7 is very funny but true cheesy
Actually number 7 is pathetic.. the rest are legit tho.
RomanceRe: How To Know If A Girl Loves You by Plarp: 9:14am On Jan 13, 2013
lol you guys raped the poster for no reason.
CultureRe: Django Unchained = Inappropriate And Awkward? by Plarp: 9:12am On Jan 13, 2013
^ see what i mean.
CultureRe: Women Beefing Against Other Women by Plarp: 5:28am On Jan 13, 2013
Men compete with each other to be the Aplha male women compete with each other to attract the Aplha male..... thats life accept it.
CultureRe: Women Beefing Against Other Women by Plarp: 5:22am On Jan 13, 2013
michelin89: Oh pleaseee! Women kill women because of men. Men would rather agree to Bleep the woman in question and go their separate ways. lipsrsealed
Are you o.k in the head? seriously... i wonder what planet you ppl are from with all the a$$ backwards stuff you guys believe on this website.

Who is more likely to kill over a partner, man or women?.... and you think its woman. dafuq is wrong with you huh That is the complete opposite of the truth. Lol have u ever heard of the Trojan war? like 50% of the time men fight its over a chick, thats evolution, its normal. Women are not supposed to compete with men, men compete with men, get that through your estrogen saturated brains, you are supposed to compete with each other.

And we are supposed to compete with other men, so stay in your gotdang lane.

It just drives me crazy how nairaland females are stuck in these rediculous bubbles so far away from reality. Get a grip and stop whining about everything
CultureRe: Why Do Negroids In America And Many Parts Of Africa Claim To Be Jews by Plarp:
^ here
*Kails*:
^^show me where my name is on this thread.

as in quote my post please.

*i'll wait*
HealthRe: 10 Crazy Drugs You Dont Know(and Dont Want To Know) by Plarp: 4:53am On Jan 13, 2013
2. Magic mushrooms, these contain the compound psilocybin and they also make you hallucinate, I actually used to grow these in high school. The trip lasts 6 to 9 hours and its incredible. When i did last i saw rainbow colored mist slowly filling my room, a baby warbling sounds like an angel singing, and your favorite songs feels like a mental orgassm.

HealthRe: 10 Crazy Drugs You Dont Know(and Dont Want To Know) by Plarp: 4:50am On Jan 13, 2013
This list needs 2 more

1. HBW seeds, these contain a powerfull hallucinatory compound called LSA, similar to LSD, eat 5 of em and you will tripp for 17 hours straight. It starts off amazing, but after the first 10 hours you just want it to end, and your bad vibes cause the tripp to go sour. Ive done it twice, I used to sell em too, had absolutly 0 repeat costomers. grin

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Any Girls In Ohio, USA by Plarp: 4:41am On Jan 13, 2013
were is kalis....?
CultureRe: Why Do Negroids In America And Many Parts Of Africa Claim To Be Jews by Plarp: 4:37am On Jan 13, 2013
Every time warya makes a topic you can count on the same 3 people to show up; blyss, Kalis, and morpheus. grin

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