Dem go born H.O.D

There was a country

NwaAmaikpe:




You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious assets.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings.
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s.
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.
When we just had to consult the telephone directory to get anyone's land phone number.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you ever smooch your female neighbor on your father's settee while Teddy Pendergrass record was spinning on the turntable?

Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalastic.lala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?

Did you ever feel a sense of pride sitting in "Merry-go-round" long buses because your neighbor's kids had to ride their father's Long John bicycle?
Did you ever visit the library to check out what new tale Cyprian Ekwensi or Chinua Achebe had made?

Nigeria was great.
Night journeys were interesting, we had toll gates at every boundary with jovial soldiers exchanging banters there.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.

I can fully relate bro,...oh, great memories, how we used lucozade boost's wrap to cover our B&W TV making it to become coloured tv......How time flies. How we played coca cola animal kingdom crown corks.

Oh, I wish Nigeria can jst go back to d good ol' days.

I am not Igbo but grew up in d east, born in Ogbete Enugu (Old Anambra State), lived there, lived in awka, lived in owerri.

I jst love d east. Throughout my family's stay in d east, d treatment we got was warmth. If they know u're a stranger, u'll be so valued n cared for.

I don't know if it's same today

Local Govt Councilor suggesting a Governor is copying her style.

Werey!!

Most of these Policeman lack proper orientation on arms usage.

May God comfort d family of d deceased. This is so so unfortunate & disheartening.

T

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The day u start trusting a woman, that's d day ur life span begins to reduce.

My brother, if I were in ur shoes.....

1. I'll never love her like before
2. Think of break-up
3. Never check her Phone again.

My brother, leave that matter wey she say because na u disvirgin her she can't leave u. That is part of a nursery rhyme.

How many people u know today wey marry d people dem disvirgin??

Be wise, never u trust that much. Especially now that she's been disvirgined, there are a thousand & one chances of her going out to cheat on u. At her age, d urge will be heavier. Believe me, if u break up with her, it won't take her a wk before she continues her relationship with her ex.

Leave all d pretence, She's with u for d benefits.

Watch out.!!

The thing am so enjoying in marriage is SEX. Even when she's pregnant, experts suggests it's healthy.

SEX is one thing that builds & keeps a relationship.

it is always at ur disposal as a married man especially if u as d man is treating her right & faithful to ur fatherly role.

So because una do enhanced editing, it is now rare.

Rare indeed

All i see is PEPPER PEPPER

So, una expect me to read all these say wetin happen na??

From dis moment I pledge my DISLOYALTY to dis small Pikin (Davido) wey no get sense, even if I been like am.

Maybe that's where he got his hit track "AYE" from.
And dats d song I used for marching in on my Traditional Marriage day in 2015.

Davido, u be scam!!

I don't like what I hate

That's nice,....

Leave am!!.... Me & u wey dey manage life, get free hand pass all these overrated Dangote them. Na dis their promo i tk know say Dangote stingy!!!!!!

All d cement wey we use work for my Oga filling station, one single prize we no see for d bags. Not even Biro

I know say (1) one prize/gift go be for like 8 trailer load

Afamed:


��America has had 252 mass shootings in 215 days this year��

Only those who don't know happenings around the world will think America is a safe heaven

It's indeed sad & disheartening.

Though I haven't been to America but has never regard or made it an option.

Canada is where I'd love to go.

Craze people too full for this overrated country.

Everytime mass killing by individuals.

US na really trash country with their mannequin President.

fearlessigboman:
Is it wizkid that collaborated with Beyonce or the other way round

Beyonce featured Wizkid

Nothing.

It's no Big deal.

Nigerians, una too get pepperbody

Dickson, do & go away from that seat. E don do!!

Nothing lasts forever after all.

So, as u Big like dis,....u believe she n dat guy no dey bleep.

LEARNER!!

Women hardly forget their ex. Even if it's 5yrs after d break-up. Una fit still bleep anytime una meet.

Though it depends on how u guys separated but, from ur story I can swear down she still loves him & there are a thousand & one chances they still love each other.

Happy Heartbreak in addy

Freemanbobble:


Nor be say he time never reach
And there is no God to thank

He was just lucky
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a thousand ways to die

The bullet miss am nor mean say he nor go die later through another way
Like I said we are faced with more than a thousand way to die.
Don't be surprised before next week this man will die probably by a collapsed building

So we should stop thanking one imaginary God!

Even me self fit die after i type this thing finish probably knocked down by a car if i want cross road enter inside Uniben later this evening

Are u an ALIEN??

ishowdotgmail:
Some abokis are useless oo, when I learnt about what some sniff to take dey high.. Fear catch me... Some do go to the extent of sniffing graveyard, lizard urine, or sniff pampers put inside water for many days

God help us

Dey also sniff rubber, mostly burnt tires. Even d heat day comes out from soak away pits.

No be pant again??

Canvas sef follow!!

E-yéméhhh

martowskin1:



If we tell u then say u no get sense, u will give us 1million reasons why is not our concern if u watch or not....

Thank God day na only u use ur mouth talk am.....

Do allow those when never get sense watch .... Don't come and disturb us because u just get sense.....

No better Hustler wey get sense go waste him time dey watch BBN all day.

Some people no dey change d channel, always on BBN. That's total joblessness & senselessness.

U mean, u'll jst sit down glued to ur TV set all day watching BBN. smh

I use to be that useless but now i know better. I believe with time & as u grow progressively, ur sense will come back.

Dem no dey tell person, u go soon understand life better wen d right time come, no worry.

Wow!!...correct picture quality.

Were d pics taken by a Mobile phone or Digital Camera??

Chaii,.....I remember those days when I never wise,..

I will sit down & be watching Big Brother show,....

Thank God for wisdom oo. Now I value my precious time so much that I can't waste any of it on BBN. I rather watch Nickelodeon with my kids, MZone or TVC News.

I hustle Big time & am cashing out!! , That's der hustle, u are wasting ur Time, Subscription, Fuel to be watching them. What better lesson are u deriving from the show? How has it helped u intellectually? A show filled with sex, party, gossip, insolent characters.
WHO IS WATCHING U?
WHAT SERVICES ARE YOU RENDERING TO GET PAID?

BIG UPS to all ma fellows that sees this show as worthless!!.

All these so called underage girls, na Dem dey worry people husbands pass.

From d way d pix is, u'll agree with me it was concurrent

That's how I've been dodging alot of them in my street, no kind greetings n signals wey I never see,...there's one particular one that because of her, I sometimes take a different route wen going to or returning from work. She should be about 16 or so, but she's matured & tall.

Anyways, my prayer is; God, pls be giving me the wisdom & courage to be evading these temptations.

Broke B**ch

Ibile77:
Are you not the person that said you are Omo Baba Olowo.

....Even me wey still dey push life small small, most of my people no send me, dey all feel I am well to do because of my small small packaging.

D worst part is, whenever am broke, am on my own

Biglittlelois:



But seriously, why would a lady spread her legs on a first date? It doesn't make sense.

If there's a chemistry between them,....it's no Big deal.

What about those that kept it away for weeks, months. Did d guys end up marrying them??
It's a probability game! It's a gamble!!!

Cioccolata:
Only a whoŕe will spread her legs on a first date.

Pretenders,....Keep deceiving yaself!! Keep being single.

If u like save it for 5months, if d guy wants to run, he will still run.

Na character men der find, no be even sex!!