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[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=699747.msg8599044#msg8599044 date=1309168688]Boko Haram!!

This group may just be the greatest udoing of President Jonathan, Just before the elections, violence broke out in Akwa Ibom and the Presidency issued a shoot-at-sight order within 24hrs, yet, the boko haram menace which has claimed more lives is being treated like an armed robbery incident,

Why hasn't Rigim been sackefor gross incompetency?! Why hasn't a state-of-emergency been declared in Borno state?! Why is JEG not taking drastic actions? As if the military barrack bombings weren't enough, the police HQ bombing was a slap on our faces. If they cloud hit the polcie HQ, who then is safe?

I say send in the military, seal off the town and the borders, and find their sponsors, Meanwhile Rigim should be sacked with immediate effect, [/quote]Please let's not forget sey na still dem dem. The name rigim no be yoruba and igbo name and the military wey you dey suggest, majority of them are still hausas, so

Can we all see the difference now? Amadu Bello, Awolowo and Zik.

Education and Illiteracy. My mama use to tell me to never live with a jobless and unambitious man cos while you're rushing to the office, he'll come up with something to delay you, why? cos he's not going anywhere.

Northerners do not believe in the future, infact, they have none and we the southerner are still living with them? One Nigeria indeed.

And to all of you saying poo about GEJ and to the dilluded minds (thinking Buhari would have been better), as much as i agree that he (Goodluck) is too slow in response, yet, who are you trying to fool? Isn't it rather obvious that all these mayhem are from Buhari? We are not as silly as you all are. QED

Criticism~

Musiwa, serve Nigeria my a55 and make Nigeria better? No way! Not until i have my share first, then we can start to share. That way, i can be sure that i wouldn't be among the maids serving plates of rice to Nigeria in the name of making Nigeria better.

annita19:
Two options here, pawn the ring donate the money to charity organization or chill out on one night with the girls. Tell them what's up with the money and laugh it out. If you don't wanna take any of these options, then throw the ring on his face and bounce.

Oh Annita baby, if it were you and I in that situtation, you can be sure that I'm never gonna ask for the ring back. I will even add up some more money for dumping me

Not in hell will I ever reject that kinda appointment. I don't think a ministerial post is a bad thing on your CV. Oh maybe after my first term in office though and millions of dollars in my swiss bank account but without that, you don't really expect me to throw my only chance of eating inside the national cake out the window, do you?

Damn it, Babe, i can remember vividly the day i gave you the ring. Before i put the ring in your finger, i asked you a very straight-forward question

Will you marry me? and you answered, Yes!

So now that you're not marrying me again, would you please return the ring?

I swear i go taka gba pada (snap my fingers and collect it ) from her, Sharply!

naijaking1:
People should be able to reject appointments they know they can't handle.

If na you, you go fit reject ham? You better no go back to your family cos dem go call you a bastard!
And friends And relatives?? Even me wey no sabi you in flesh, just seeing your id anywhere, you don die. Cos atleast, i go dey feel like sey one of "OURS" (NLander) be minister and you fit just chop belle full one day, come on here and sey you want make i supply sanitry pads

seanet02:
Ediot, people who embezzle the who future of a country are not guilty as much as mor0ns have the left over to eat. The man is a thief and anybody supporting him deserve to be in the locked tunnel.

Errrr Yeah, QED. But, Hey! What did he steal exactly? $1B? N10B? What?

kolexy:
@Ournaija, I feel very sad when I think about the situation of things in this country. Inspite of all these problems, some young people come to this good forum talking like people without sense. One would ask if God if Yoruba or Ibo. True, we have our differences, but this hatred is unbelievable.

It is pure stupidity, i can tell you. White people don't give a hoot which tribe you're from. To them, a Nigerian is a Nigerian. I laugh all day, the day some yoruba and igbo people on this forum were scolding hausas about Abdulmultalab case. And while the whole world was feeling sorry for us Nigerians, yoruba and igbos was busy throwing sarcasm around.

[quote author=Akanbi_edu link=topic=696865.msg8574185#msg8574185 date=1308822643]There is nothing wrong in trying Tambuwal and Ihedioha if they were involved, what is wrong is making it look like ethnic persecution.

These elders have outlived their usefulness.[/quote]And what have you, the youth done about anything in Nigeria other than come here on Nairaland and blab all day?

Most of the time, some people just talk before they think (and that's if they think atall).

Before you go about raining curses or abuses on your fathers, whether they are Agbayas or not, ask yourself this, would it be wrong if other partakers of the fraud were tried?

Answer that and judge your sense of reason.

claremont:
I agree totally, they should fear God and have a separate price for guys on low incomes. Surely, that makes it fair

Bros if you no fit afford ham, no go near them. Shoe get size,

'em no dey charge for looking though, so you can look all you want but don't touch

sley4life:
ibiza gals are not rily hot. They are mainly gals brot frm villa. Saw one a nyt gav her my cell, The next day when i saw her she was almost lyk my mothers age. They av a way to luk gr8 @ nyt

No, Alcohol have a way of making ugly girls look good and appealing to men at night

ronkebp:
Can see you are a regular customer for you to know all the prices,

He's not disputing it , One can tell from the way he's grinning lol

kandiikane:
^^Why would you want to kiss ashawo?
Why would you want to go inside ashawo without condom?

This why people are dying from unknown diseases.

Don't worry my kandi, i wear my life bouy before i dive in

@Richvkunt, You are so correct, they are every where. I remember in '09 when i came to naija. I dey always go one redeem church for kwame nkruma for asokoro and this church get all those "oh lord my God" type of girl. Long story short, one night me and my friend go play Texas Hold 'Em for Sheraton, immediately as i collect my chips dey enta the casino floor, the first 2 girls i see na some church workers from that church doing "hand bag"/Escort for some big men. Dem no even send me.

When we see for church the following sunday, dem still dey do their ushering work for church and they were even so confidence enough to come walk side by side with me.

Pennywise:
Rather than negotiate 30k with an area 1 babe why not go to nyanyah and be a god sent customer to two? I wonder.

Or better still, be a god sent/sugar daddy to 1. Give her 10k, take her to the Wine Shop, buy her a "whole" bottle of Baileys and you sip on Henny,
I swear next time you call her,  na free, atleast for the last time sake   

@Op, I swear one girl don bill me 300k before for Basement, because she saw me driving out of Transcorp and i go do mistake of telling her sey na Asokoro i dey live.

When i tell her sey the money too much, she sey "Do you know how much they sell land alone in your area"? My hand fall. Made me wonder when Ashewo turn real estate valuer.

After alot of thoughts and observation, i guess it is fair to say Nigerians are the most confused and most difficult-to-please people on this planet.

Some innocent Russian girls sang a quite enviable song about your country (not minding the copyright infrigment involved) and here you are scolding them as though they have done something terribly wrong and even saying bad things about Nigeria, which to any reasonable person means that Nigeria does not deserve the accolade. And now if these girls or any other nationals join you in saying degrading things about Nigeria, you'll start crying again. What the hell do you idiiiots really want?

A pastor is using his money to buy fleets of aircraft, Nigerians are crying. Another one just completed a health center with his money, just as expected, Nigerians are crying and throwing stones at him again, what the heck do y'all confused people want?

Why don't y'all leave these kids and let them have their fun. You should appreciate the fact that they find your country's history fascinating enough to sing about it. They coulda as well chose to sing about England a better country.