₦airaland Forum

What iritates me the most about all these idiiots that comes to flood lagos is that after few years, they'll forget where they come from and start saying lagos is every man's land. When infact, there are real omo-onile.

Turn the hospitality and accomodating nature of the lagosian against them, buncha morrroons

As for me,

I have a full set of "Idols" by american idol + plus the traveling bag,  The smell is crazily beautiful

Normaly, i'll have

Gucci Pour Homme II
Black Orchid by Tom Ford in my closet
Oh how can i forget my Banana Republic Black Wallnut,  (my girl love this one on me -- But now, it has been discontinued)

Then i 'always' have

D&G The One Gentleman in my car

It is very clear that Oando is acquiring Exile. Exile is only buying the "Oil Mining Leases and Oil Prospecting Licenses (Upstream Assets)" from Oando while Oando has 100 million common share in Exile's "overall" asset and depending on what the company is currently worth, this might give Oando a controlling interest in the company (Exile).

(Just found this out)
And has it stands, the company's last balance sheet shows that the company is worth $11.8m and If the company is being traded at 7.5 cent then Oando's stake is worth $7.5m which apparently is more than 60% of the company and automatically hands Oando the control of the company. Oando is worth more the $2B by the way.

When i was home last year december - early feb. Asokoro, Abuja had 24hrs supply. It was only off for like 5 minutes during my whole stay and i learnt that it was cos some phcn officials were fixing something at the Shopping Mall transformer or whatever.

Back in Uni,  Bodjia estate, Ibadan,  2 hours per week.

And the biggest privilege is his mother accepting you. You can never understand the amount of work your man put into that, before his mother finally accepted you.

Hey, you should be happy he calls you the mother of his children. Nigerian men take pride in calling their wife the "mother of their children" trust me (white men says this too during the courtship period, white men will call their fiancee the mother of his future children, so whats the biggie?). In fact, calling you the mother of his children is even better, some will call you "iya yi", which means "this woman". Calling your wife "This woman" in english, sounds quite rude, but in Nigeria, not only is it nice but it instantly tells the other person that the relationship between you two is going good. Alot of people can attest to that here. So you have nothing to worry about.

And about the facebook age, that' quite funny. You really have a lot of work to do understanding Nigeria and her people. It is really nothing. Nigerians don't put their real info online. Bring out 100 nigerian profile and i can tell you none of them have a completely true information of their profile, so just relax and enjoy your marriage with him and God bless you two.

Next time, make your story comprehend-able. What's with this ugly shorthand?

I believe there should be a category for the freshest "Creame de la creame" (male and female). I'll straight up vote for chi-baby.

damnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I really dont know what to say to this. I swear, God can never forgive this country. WHere is the fuckkking law? So anybody can just burn anybody cos he stole a $5 necklace. God will punish nigeria.

I think GEJ has done well. I think this is really a good way to distract our attention from all these bombing thing. The president should focus of the Boko Haram problem and the Economy not to enlongate the term. He hasn't even have a successful 3 month in office, here he is bidding to enlongate his tenure, really pathetic.

I cry for Nigeria.

It really doesn't look like this Ajimobi guy has anything in package for the people of Oyo state. I think this is the same old "Blame-it-on-the former-administration game. They all use the first 1 year to "Investigate" the former administration, run to the press and castigate them. Use the second year to do all their own looting. Use the 3rd year for some fleamsy looting oriented project and the 4th year for no-enough-time campaign/last looting oriented projects. We are tired of this style of governance.

Someone please tell him to start working instead of blaming the former administration. You've not even started anything and you're blaming your failure or someone else already.

Bomb don come turn to banger for naija. Anybody fit just buy bomb now and detonate any time, this is good news.

Bros Goodluck J, congrat o, Fresh Air

Dem dey spoil your governance you dey lraugh

Sanusi is a Joke. Period!

@op it is good to know that you have destroyed it but i will advice you to go to your bank and declare your card stolen because the fraudsters already have your information. Most of the skimmer are GSM, so they transfer the information to the sim number programmed on them, so whether you remove the skimmer or not, you have been skimmed already, so go declare you card stolen or loose your money. Plus you should have checked the atm machine for any hidden camera or a pin pad, one of the 2 must be there. And just so you know, that ish cost $3k

I'd rather not serve than go to Boko Haram territory. You could as well go to a real war front in afghanistan instead of going for service in maiduguri

ogospec:
ha ha ha ha, you are two logical, oh you have quantified having immoral sex as pleasure wao!, i can now understand what you are driving at,BUT whether you like it or not anything IMMORAL like having extramarital sex is very wrong and as a christian ,you should not indulge in that, or even if you are a muslim, the law is bidding on you the more

What does immorality has to do with sex, Abeg sex is sex jor. I no know when we start to dey classify sex, immoral sex, marital sex, dating sex, abe igi sex (under tree sex), All sex na sex! And still does not dispute the fact that the male specie looses their hard earned money in the cause.

Princek12:
haba, driver is a human being just like you, now!

Yea right! Servant and master are both human but we both know the difference, don't we?

By the way, thats why one is called the servant and the other, the master. Yourself and Goodluck Jonathan are both human but you don't get to live in the Aso Rock, do you? Not to talk of riding in his Presidential Mercedes Benz S850 or fly in his Air Force 1 or whatever they call the Nigeria's equivalent. So that's the point.

Iyineda:
I have no respect for BET what so ever. Segregation isn't my thing.

Black Entertainment Television indeed. . .

Good for you!

Hamid O:
Sounds more like betrayal in some places. Imagine states where people said no to some politicians by voting against them during the elections and GEJ who they voted for as their president now going back to the same people they rejected all in the name of compensation. Nigeria has better people than these, believe me.
GEJ should know that these are the people that will basically implement his vision for the country that's if he has one anyway.

Well it's no surprise cos we all know he's a puppet playing loyalty to his political party at the expense of us all. Not new anyway!

Studio CFR:
i have class.

wont date a low life especially if she's YORUBA.

Please what's your definition of "Class" and let's see how smart you are?

Pennywise:
The tory get k-leg sha.

But he seem to be trying to convey the impression that this behaviour has become a norm among bouncers

Ofcourse that's their job. To bounce anyone they feel doesn't quality to enter the club.

The list sound like failure

@odedele, where is the rest of that article. It is quite needed. Very insightful and enlightening article. Please post it ASAP

How are you guys so sure that most of this university girls don't hawk stuffs for their parents when they go back home on Hols? So why not? At least,  seeing her hawking tells me 1 positive thing and 1 negative thing about her.

Positive --- She is hard working

Negative --- could become a gold digger (so be careful)

It's better than not knowing,  And some girls can sabi form Behind, when it fact na ice water dem dey hawk, lol

sley4life:
y wud chris brown b nominate as best actor. y would kanya west win best hiphop. Is he better than wizzy or ricky ross

Do you listen to hip hop music or you just dance to anything on the radio?

chines4:
You better start saying something now ooo, What about the militants in south south, or the kidnappers in south east, not to talk of arm robbers in the south west.

You sha wan say something about SW. Arm robbers no dey SW again my friend. Yahoo boys don slow the thing down, so say something else

This happens everywhere. Not only in Nigeria. Even here in the US. If you go to a club, if you look under aged, you're not coming in. If you look rough or not well dress, you're not coming in. Even in some clubs, no matter how good looking you are, if you don't look like a real baller, heck you aint coming in. Some clubs, if you don't come in crew, you bet it, you're not coming it. So it's all about class. In fact, if you don't go to some clubs with chicks, ish you're going in. Some will even let the girls in and bounce you out.

[quote author=kayci_d77 link=topic=700225.msg8600188#msg8600188 date=1309180816]This is one of the reason why one more stated need to be created for SE,  this is pure marginalization[/quote]

ZnO:
No worry bro, the father/mother of all ministers is for the SE: Okonjo Iweala is coming on board in fin min.

Let's let SW enjoy small now. They are at the bottom of the ladder now.

I still find it very difficult to understand why Igbo and the yorubas are always in some sort of rivalry. You guys are complaining about SW having a candidate over the SE, have you noticed the North? have many candidates do those illiterates have all together? How many candidates do they have regionally?

Keep fighting each other and see the North take over the whole country (if you believe they haven't already).

I must add this, even if we divide the country like some of you have been clamoring, we the southerners are still gonna have alotta problem, no doubt. A lot!

Everybody should relax, all this is not real, We are only shooting a movie, titled "Terminator Naija". It will only take 16 years for the shooting and bombing and after that we'll evacuate our location,

9jauk:
I'm afraid d Northerners went berserk because dey ain't in Power,are dey born to rule Nigeria?Ridiculous lots.

@bold, that's their general believe,  Born to rule. Animals born to rule human. Na only for naija that kind thing dey happen.

Sick person go be president and perfectly healthy man go be hin maid.

Drop out go be president, prof go dey shine hin shoe,  and you expect progress in a country like that? Not in your dreams.

Oh i forgot to add, nonentity born to rule the savvy minds,

daroz:
I really love what is happening. BH should continue to bomb, and GEJ should continue to watch(as long they dont come to south). Reducing their population by hook or crook will really give us advantage if war should eventually break out by the time we are breaking up from them in 2015. We need more of this, infact it should be extended to other northern states.

Maybe you should first find out the people the are killing before you start celebrating in ignorance. Hausa no dey drink beer, na bear parlour dem go attack. So apparently, na igbo or/and yoruba men, now you can start celebrating.