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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Who Wants To Be My Second Wife? by plezant(f): 4:48pm On Jun 21, 2007
na wah for some pple!!!
Properties / Re: Four Bedroom House With Garage And Quarters For Sale by plezant(f): 3:10pm On Jun 06, 2007
my email is demo4dem@gmail.com
waiting for ur mail
Properties / Four Bedroom House With Garage And Quarters For Sale by plezant(f): 4:13pm On Jun 05, 2007
TWO STOREY - FOUR BEDROOM HOUSE WITH GARAGE AND QUARTERS FOR SALE
• Two storey
• Four Bedroom
• Three Bath House
• Upstairs Family Room allows for additional privacy.
• Downstairs Bedroom can serve as a Guest Room or may be converted into a study.
• Domestic Quarters access the kitchen area through a service courtyard.
• Fully fenced plot with ample Gardening and Landscaping areas.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oceanic Bank Take Home Pay by plezant(f): 4:48pm On May 30, 2007
Is there any News on Oceanic bank test held in PH on the 10th of March 2007

yes i got a mail today inviting me for another test at ther office on sat, 2nd june
Celebrities / Re: Most Handsome White Men/Boys by plezant(f): 12:44pm On May 26, 2007
Wenthworth Miller

Celebrities / Re: Who Do You Have A Crush On? by plezant(f): 12:30pm On May 26, 2007
Him!!

Events / Re: Please Announce Your Birthday Here: by plezant(f): 4:25pm On May 21, 2007
June 2nd
Politics / Sell National Theatre, Risk Your Otta Farm by plezant(f): 11:54am On May 21, 2007
why is he selling evrything, yesterday it was the port harcourt refinery, now the national theatre.

Eddy Ugboma to OBJ:Sell National Theatre, risk your Otta farm
By EMEKA ENYINNAYA
Sunday, May 20, 2007



Barely two weeks to the end of President Olusegun Obasanjo’s 8-year reign, controversy still dugs the purported plans by the Federal Government to sell the National Theatre, with a theatre practitioner, Chief Eddy Ugboma threatening that the President risks losing his Otta Farm should he insist on selling the national monument.

In an exclusive chat with Sunday Sun, Ugboma promised to put the president’s farm up for sale on the Internet should his government sell the National Theatre.

His words: “We are begging that they should leave the National Theatre alone because that is our only identity. But if Baba insist that the place should be sold, then I will also go on the Internet and place his farm on sale. When Baba sees people bidding for his farm he will know how painful it is.”

Fuming with rage, the erstwhile Managing Director of the Nigerian Film Corporation said there was no where else in the world where a national identity is ever put on sale except in Nigeria.
Insisting that Nigeria would be selling her identity should the theatre be sold, he said it was “a pity that after 47-years of so-called independence we still do not have a national identity.

How can a country go so low that they want to sell their image, the National Theatre? Whosoever brought that idea should wake up from his bad dream and apologise to the nation. It is only in a country like Nigeria that they do not appreciate themselves; they do not support progress and the future.

“If they want to sell Tafawa Balewa Square (TBS), it is all right because it has been dormant for so many years. Nobody sell his birthright, nobody sell his or her culture and identity. The National Theatre is our identity. This out-going administration happens to be the richest in over 30-years. Beside the introduction of GSM, there is nothing else they can lay hold of as achievement.”

Criticising the government for not doing much to improve the lot of the people, he said hard times have turned most Nigerians to vulcanizers, who do not patch tyres but their lives.
“Many Nigerians are either patching their lives or managing it due to the hard times that continue to stare them in the face. The power of every nation is 60% their arts. America brainwashes people to believe that they are invincible through their films.

That is why you can never see an American actor die in a film no matter what. I am begging both the Federal Government and the Bureau of Public Enterprises (BPE) to look elsewhere and leave the National Theatre alone. Go to Ghana and see what they are doing to their cultural center, which is not as big as our own. We are begging and crying that they should leave the theatre alone. Or if the worst come to the worse, we make the place impossible for them to run. We will taboo it and no artiste would ever agree to play there place.

“If Ahmed Yerima can come from nowhere, fight to repair the place they should please give him a chance. But civil servants should be gotten rid off and professionals should be given challenges and take-off grants to run the place. But if Baba still insists that the place should be sold then I will also go no the Internet and place his farm on sale.”
Ugboma also speared his thoughts on other issues that affect the entertainment industry in the country.

Nollywood
The name Hollywood came from holly trees they met at a forest that was acquired for a film center. Also, because Indian films were shot in Bombay that is why we have Bollywood. Today, there is nothing like Bombay and filmmakers say they should not call Bollywood anymore. And now the Nigerian movie industry is called Nollywood. Nolly in the English dictionary means nothing, so they are nothingwood and I am not part of that. They should be grateful that people like us are still around to educate and guide them rather than criticizing and calling one all kinds of names. I have passion for the industry that is why I am even going ahead to float a movie academy soon that will be called Eddifosa Movie Academy. This is the only thing I believe in.

Aki and Paw Paw
The role of this little men in the movie industry is a national insult. Today, they are playing the role of kids tomorrow they are adults. Today they are licking sweet tomorrow they are dancing with older women, kissing and pressing their breast. If they want to act kids they can act kids. And if they want to act grown up, for goodness sake, let them do that. Not kids today adults tomorrow. Anyway, I do not blame them. I blame the producers.

Comedians
There are five people that make me feel ashamed as an activist. Wole Soyinka, Gani Fawehami, Femi Falana, Abubakar Umar and Itse Sagay. I laugh at these people because they are comedians. If I was so mad like these people are in politics, I will go to the Senate. Imagine the Senate with this caliber of people and Udo Udoma as the president. The executive arm will always think twice before taking any action. But because these people cannot even win election in their kitchen they become comedians, criticizing everybody and everything without making any input. They need to be inside and change things. I am disappointed with these great talents and brains. But since my temper cannot take me to the Senate I will continue using the tool that I know how to use best, movies.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Gemini's Corner by plezant(f): 5:21pm On May 20, 2007
Hi to all d Geminis,
I m a gemini too. June 2nd
Music/Radio / Re: Osadebe, High-life Music Maestro, Is Dead by plezant(f): 5:40pm On May 15, 2007
May his soul RIP
Fashion / Re: Sun Girl Feature In Sun Newspaper by plezant(f): 7:07pm On Apr 26, 2007

Politics / Re: AD Presidential Candidate Is Dead! Elections might be postponed! by plezant(f): 6:13pm On Mar 29, 2007
@Razzor
u re right, they hve updated their site. i just read it some minutes ago.
here is the updated news
http://www.tribune.com.ng/29032007/news/news1.html
AD presidential candidate Adefarati dies at 76
Yinka Oladoyinbo Akure - 29.03.2007

The presidential candidate of the Alliance for Democracy (AD), Chief Adebayo Adefarati, is dead.

Adefarati died at about 1.30pm on Thursday at the Federal Medical Centre, Owo, Ondo State, where he was admitted on Saturday.

Family source said the 76-year-old former governor of Ondo State, whose condition was said to have started stabilizing on Tuesday, died as a result of complications.

His condition was said to have deteriorated in the midnight following which the medical team in the hospital battled seriously to save his life.

It was, however, gathered that the spirited effort of the team of the medical doctors at the hospital, led by a senior officer did not yield positive result, as the late presidential candidate died on Thursday afternoon.

Already, the body of the AD presidential candidate is said to have been deposited at the mortuary of the FMC.

Efforts to speak to the management of the FMC were, however, abortive as almost all the management staff were said not to be around when Nigerian Tribune called.

Besides, all calls put to their mobile phones were not successful, as the phones had been switched off.

Some of the medical doctors approached at the hospital for further information over the incident kept mum and refused to speak to the press.

Meanwhile, immediate family members of the deceased, including his wife, Adetutu and some of his children have also been moved to his home country, Akungba-Akoko.

The town wore a mournful look as the news of the death of Adefarati filtered into the community.

Residents of Akungba-Akoko, mostly students of the Adekunle Ajasin University gathered in groups to discuss the death of the septuagenarian politician.

The people expressed shock over the incident, saying that it was unfortunate that Adefarati died at this crucial period in the history of the country.
Politics / Re: AD Presidential Candidate Is Dead! Elections might be postponed! by plezant(f): 5:26pm On Mar 29, 2007
Adefarati out of coma

By Tope Abiola and Yinka Oladoyinbo - 29.03.2007

THE health of the Alliance for Democracy presidential candidate and former governor of Ondo State, Chief Adebayo Adefarati, appeared to have improved as reports said he is out of coma.

Sources at the Federal Medical Centre, Owo, said that the 76-year-old politician “has been revived by the doctors, but his speeches are still incoherent.”

The source said that Chief Adefarati was now responding positively to treatment and was not likely to be taken abroad for treatment.

Intermittent prayer sessions were said to be holding at his home at Akungba-Akoko, his home town, to bring him back home alive.

A source told the Nigerian Tribune that the former governor might be discharged from the hospital tomorrow as his condition has improved drastically.

Efforts to get the management of the hospital to speak on the latest condition of the septuagenarian politician were, however, not successful.

Adefarati was admitted at the FMC, Owo, last Saturday following the deterioration in his health.

But his family insisted that the condition of the AD presidential candidate was not as bad as the people were made to believe.

However, the hospital management has tightened security around the former governor, as outsiders were not allowed to gain access to the private wards, where he was admitted.

Gboyega, one of the children of Adefarati, however, said his father would leave the hospital tomorrow, as his condition had improved tremendously.

He said the former governor only needed to rest for some time at the hospital, hence he would have returned home since.
http://www.tribune.com.ng/29032007/news/news4.html
Culture / Re: What Are You? Yoruba, Ibo or Hausa? by plezant(f): 5:14pm On Mar 16, 2007
Ndi Igbo ,ekele mu unu, dalu nu
Romance / How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by plezant(f): 6:06pm On Mar 12, 2007
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

All a man needs to do is to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly

46. Wine and dine with her regularly

47. love shopping
48. be honest
49. be very rich
50. not stress her out
51. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
52. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
53. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
54. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
55. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Want A Place For Your Indusrial Training In Abuja? by plezant(f): 2:50pm On Mar 08, 2007
I m intrested, wats ur contact
Health / Re: Genotype AS and AS: Can We Get Married? by plezant(f): 7:39pm On Feb 14, 2007
Pls go for someone else
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by plezant(f): 6:10pm On Feb 03, 2007
Igbo Kwenu!!!!!
Politics / Reading The President's Lips by plezant(f): 4:56pm On Feb 01, 2007
Culled from the Sun
President Olusegun Obasanjo at the weekend, assured stakeholders from the private sector that he has no intention of manipulating this April’s election in favour of the PDP.

Even if I have been critical of the President on many issues, I totally agree with him on this one. I agree that he will not manipulate the polls in April. But that does not mean he cannot manipulate it in December, January or February. In fact, he does not have to wait till April. For, all the manipulation needed to win the next elections has already been done.

So, when the President tells you he will not rig in April, you can believe him. It is the gospel truth. You can take that to the bank. He will not rig. All the rigging has already been done ahead of April.

That is why Balarabe Musa and the rest insist that the elections have already been rigged. Why wait for April when it would be too obvious? Not that they give a damn, though.

For one, we are not expecting Obasanjo to go out and manipulate. There are people in the field who can do that – either in his name or otherwise.
But come to think of it, what other manipulation would be necessary when all the manipulation needed for the polls has already been done with the voters’ registration exercise? Or is anybody in doubt that all that has been going on since has been just to make sure that only PDP members got registered? How many AC, PPA or ANPP chieftains have been caught operating registration centers in their sitting rooms? How many of them actually know what a DDM equipment looks like?

Is it not the PDP godfathers and godsons who have spent the last two or so months stock-piling voters’ cards for the rainy day in April? Is it not expected that whoever has six DDM machines allocated to him would have some 18 or so polling booths within the same premises? Is anybody still in doubt that snatching of ballot boxes has gone out of fashion? Has Professor Maurice Iwu and INEC not digitalized everything? Is the rigging of next April not expected to be digital?
So, I agree with the President that there would be no manipulation in April. All the manipulation has been done in December and January. The situation is now so much under control that even if we are to decide who wins the next election by actually counting the votes, the PDP has cornered so many cards that it would be virtually impossible to out-vote them, let alone out-rig them. Why? Because those of us who have no PDP membership cards have been frustrated from registering.
And that brings me back to the issue of the registration exercise that ends this week.

As I write this piece, I am yet to register to vote in this April’s election. And it is not because I have not tried to. The INEC people who told me to go back to my street and wait for the time they would come there have finished and left without coming to my street, and the four or so adjoining streets.
Now, it is clear to me that I have to go and register at a registration centre of a nearby local government secretariat. I call it nearby because it is only a 10 to 15-minute drive from my house. But it is a totally different local government from my council of residence.
What this means is that on election day, I have to drive to my polling booth – to vote for a local government chairman who would not be representing me.
But even as I am going there to register, I know that I stand disenfranchised – because on election day, there would be no vehicular movement, meaning, I would be unable to cast my vote.

The next logical question anyone would then ask me is: Why bother to register when you will not vote? The answer has to do with all the threats being issued out by the executives at all levels of government – council, state and Presidency.
The public holiday they have all declared to enable us to register has nothing to do with their love for us, but just to enable them to create another reason to further deny us the dividends of democracy. They know that we can not all possibly register, no matter how hard we try. But they now want to make it legal for them to deny us our God-given rights.

How do I mean? After all, we were all here when they did the national ID card abracadabra. Before our very eyes, they confirmed that the cards did not go round, that the process was fraught with monumental fraud and that some people used it to enrich themselves. We were all living witnesses when they arrested some, jailed some, indicted some, and even ‘killed’ some. But at the end (like they did with the recent census), the results were accepted. Today, anything you go to do at the banks or government departments, they insist that you identify yourself with your National ID card – yes, the same ID card that Chadians, Nigeriens and Camerounians also carry. Nobody remembers that some of us who even registered then have yet to trace our cards – even after moving from our registration points to the local government headquarters.

The offices which don’t ask for the national ID card ask you for international passport or driving licence. Now, in a country where even Danfo drivers who make their living by driving do not have driving licences, why would anyone who hasn’t a car go procure a driving licence? And the international passport? I thought people only procured that one when they are about to travel. Or would a man who is battling to put two square meals on the table go tie down more than N5,000 to procure a passport he has no immediate use for?

I would not have bothered to register if I did not know that we are living in a country which its rulers have turned into a jungle. Very soon, our children would not be able to go to school until we show our voters’ card.

Every state and the Federal government is declaring public holiday to enable people register. Some have even issued blatant threat that those who do not have voters’ card could literally be declared persona non grata.

Very soon, policemen would be asking motorists to produce their voters’ card at police check-points. That too would soon become another offence that would need ‘settling’. And for those of us who are familiar with the way tax officers operate in the South-east, it is not impossible that tax officers would soon begin to arrest villagers on their way to the farm for failing to produce their voters’ card.

One state governor even clearly said that all those who do not register would no longer enjoy social amenities and other infrastructure. That does not disturb me. Already, I enjoy none of that. I provide my own power supply, I combine with other residents (and kinsmen, in the case of my village) to fix our roads. We also provide our own security, despite that it’s our taxes that fund the police. I pay my landlord whatever he charges as rent or I take a walk because I am totally on my own – the rent edict exists only on paper. I have lived in five parts of Lagos since coming to this town some 13 years ago. Yes, I don’t know which part belongs to the Federal government or which belongs to the state government, but I know that not in one of those parts that I have lived have I ever enjoyed pipe-borne water. I have always provided my own water – either through private wells, boreholes or simply buying from water vendors. I pay NEPA (PHCN) for supplying me darkness while using my generator to supply my household light.

The only reason I still pay tax is because I could go to jail if I don’t. If it were for any earn-as-you- pay benefit, I’d have stopped paying a long time ago. In other words, we perform our civic responsibility not for any hope of benefiting anything from government, but because that is the only way of staving off persecution. That is the tyranny of government.

It is also for that reason that I will do everything possible to register, even now that it is obvious that I will register in a different local government area and could end up not voting.

Of course I know that is the wish of this PDP government – that I don’t cast a vote they so much fear would be for their opponent. But I have a surprise for them. Even if it would mean my trekking 30 kilometres to cast just that one vote against the PDP, I sure will trek it.
Between the message and the messenger
When Atiku visits a foreign country and exposes the rot in the Presidency, he is soiling Nigeria’s image. And it is unpatriotic. But when Obasanjo gathers foreigners in Nigeria and exposes even more embarrassing rot in the same Presidency, he is laundering Nigeria’s image. And it is patriotic.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: U B A At Last by plezant(f): 4:51pm On Dec 24, 2006
Here is the text mssg i got inviting me for the interview.

U're invited 4 an interview at 137 Olu Obasanjo Rd, PH by 1pm on Fri 22nd of Dec. 06. Birth record and original Credentialsrequired. pls ask 4 Emma HCM, UBA plc


The interview was cancelled, and was shifted to 27th of this month.

I wrote the test in port harcourt in august at UST
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: December 10 by plezant(f): 6:50pm On Dec 10, 2006
Chelsea re going down
Jokes Etc / Re: Enjoy by plezant(f): 5:41pm On Dec 01, 2006
enjoy this
Jokes Etc / Enjoy by plezant(f): 4:24pm On Dec 01, 2006
Is it justified for a raise?

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labour
2. I work in great depths
3. I have to go in head first
4. I do not get days off, weekends or public holidays
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I work in high temperatures
7. My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Management:

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for a raise based on the following
criteria:

1. You never work 8 hours straight
2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team
4. You do not stay in your workstation area, often you
visit other areas
5. You take many non-scheduled breaks
6. You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order for you to begin
your work
7. You leave your workstation messy after your shift
8. You don't always observe OSHA measures, such as
wearing the correct protective outfits
9. You don't wait till pension before retiring
10. You don't like to work double shifts
11. You have been observed entering and leaving the
work place carrying two suspicious bags
Jokes Etc / Joke by plezant(f): 3:43pm On Dec 01, 2006
Uncle Sege got an invitation from the Queen for a state visit in England.
One afternoon, while having tea, he asked the Queen the secret of hersuccess. She told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must be certain that they are intelligent. She decided to show him
exactly what she meant and phoned Tony Blair.
"Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a
question to determine his intelligence."
Queen: "Oh! hello Mr Blair, I have a question for you.
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not
your brother and is not your sister. who is he?"
Tony Blair " It's ME!"
Queen: "Correct! Thank you, bye"
"Did you get that Mr. Obasanjo?" the queen asked. Uncle Sege answers
"Yes,
thanks a lot, I'll definitely be using that! "
Once back in Nigeria he decided that to allay his doubts about Atiku by asking him the golden question. At a social function, he called Atiku aside and asked. "Atiku I have a question for you;
your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not
your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."
Atiku thinks, and thinks, "Em, you must give me some time
to think about it."
Puzzled, Uncle Sege decided to give him a day to come out with an
answer.
That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting to discuss the question, but none of his cronies knew the answer. They drew up an Atiku family tree, but to
no avail. The next morning, realising he had to give Uncle Sege an
answer he decided to seek help from outside the country by posing the conundrum to Jerry Rawlings of Ghana.
" Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child
is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is he?"
Rawlings answered immediately. "Hey, Atiku, It's me of course, you dumb
Nigerian!"
Atiku rushed to Obasanjo's office, relieved to know the answer to
such a difficult question. "Mr. President, I know who he is, it's Jerry
Rawlings, the President of Ghana!"
Obasanjo: "Jerry Rawlings ko , Jerry Gana ni. You are such a stupid Vice president. I'll make sure you're removed from office." Baffled and
alarmed,Atiku asked Obasanjo: "So what's the correct answer then? WHO is the
child??"
Obasanjo shouts: "The child is TONY BLAIR !"
Crime / One Hostage, 4 Kidnappers Killed In Gun Battle by plezant(f): 6:16pm On Nov 23, 2006
BONNY—AN attempt by soldiers to rescue seven foreign oil workers abducted early yesterday in Rivers State ended on a tragic note after one of the abducted men and four abductors were killed in a gun battle between the soldiers and the kidnappers.

At least one other abducted oil workers was wounded. But the soldiers succeeded in freeing the remaining hostages.

“During the attempt by Nigerian military marines to free the seven hostages on the FPSO Mystrars, gunfire was exchanged during which a hostage was killed while six others, one of whom was wounded, were freed and are safe,” the Italian oil group, Eni, owners of the oil facility said on its website last night.
Eni did not give the nationality of the dead or injured hostage, but it had earlier identified the kidnapped oil workers as one Italian, one Briton, a Filipino, two Finns, a Pole and a Romanian.

Vanguard gathered that most of the hostage-takers were arrested.
A source told Vanguard: “After the militants had successfully kidnapped the seven oil workers, they were retreating into the creeks and ran into a patrol team of the armed forces and there was a heavy exchange of gun fire. During the process, one of the expatriates was killed and another seriously wounded. Quite a number of the militants were killed and others arrested. As it is, I doubt if any of the militants was able to escape from either being killed or arrested.

“I can tell you that there is a serious tension in the expatriate community in the oil industry. The issue of insecurity in the oil producing areas has taken a dangerous dimension. This is the first time an expatriate worker would be killed since the kidnapping problem started. Earlier in the year, a Nigerian employee of Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC), Nelson Ujeya, was killed in similar circumstances.”

This development came barely 24 hours after gunmen attacked the office of an NGO, Academic Associates Peace Works, run by an American in Port Harcourt, Dr Judith Asuni, killing two persons on the spot.
Politics / 'Licensed To Kill' Inc Expands Into Nigeria by plezant(f): 4:13pm On Nov 13, 2006
Look at this below weblink and confirm if it is actually true that someone is killing us, Nigerians!
http://www.licensedtokill.biz/events/nigeria2004.html
Please make sure you click and visit the above link before you make your conclusions
Music/Radio / Re: Your Best Track In Styl-plus' Expressions by plezant(f): 6:33pm On Nov 12, 2006
Drives me crazy
Computers / Annoying "nsl-school" Virus Attacking Yahoo Messenger by plezant(f): 4:40pm On Nov 06, 2006
Folks,

There seem to be a virus spreading through Yahoo Messenger. It automatically changes your 'Status ' from "Available" to some obscene caption and automatically forwards a link to its download site to all addresses on your messenger list, sometimes inviting them to view a picture by clicking the link.

Sometimes you may get scores of offensive offline messages from persons in your contact list- most probabbly sent by this nagging virus!

It seems the virus attaches to and modifies the code of Yahoo messenger, so it is not commonly detected or removed by conventional Anti-virus programs.

Has anybody got any tool or success yet in eliminating this scourge that seems to be in the wild?
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by plezant(f): 2:21pm On Nov 03, 2006
Ndi Igbo ekene ka m ji bia. A bu nwata Anambra. nnnobi ka m si bia
Dalu nu.
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancies by plezant(f): 3:39pm On Nov 01, 2006
1. UACN, management trainees wanted
http://www.careersn g.com/phpBB2/ careers_nigeria_ post2670. html#2670

2. Customer care service manager wanted
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3. Accountant/account officer wanted…
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4. Trainee engineers wanted
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5. Michelin needs …,
http://www.careersn g.com/phpBB2/ careers_nigeria_ post2674. html#2674

6. Shell needs engineers
http://www.careersn g.com/phpBB2/ careers_nigeria_ post2675. html#2675

7. Public relations officer wanted
http://www.careersn g.com/phpBB2/ careers_nigeria_ post2676. html#2676

8. VIJU needs marketing executives
http://www.careersn g.com/phpBB2/ careers_nigeria_ post2677. html#2677

9. UNDP is recruiting
http://www.careersn g.com/phpBB2/ careers_nigeria_ post2678. html#2678

10. Personnel officer wanted
http://www.careersn g.com/phpBB2/ careers_nigeria_ post2679. html#2679

11. Vacancy in oil and Gas Company
http://www.careersn g.com/phpBB2/ careers_nigeria_ post2680. html#2680

12. Beverage company needs….
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13. Geologists wanted
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Jobs/Vacancies / Various Job Openings At Landover Aviation by plezant(f): 3:27pm On Nov 01, 2006
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DEPARTMENT: BUSINESS SUPPORT GROUP
Job Title: Administrative & Human Resources Officers Ref: ADO
Requirements
• BS.c/HND in Business Administration, Economics, Secretarial Administration, Industrial Relations and Personnel Management, Psychology, Law and any of the Social Sciences with minimum of 2.2 or lower credit.
• Excellent command of English and above average business writing and communication skills
• Strong Administrative skills• Minimum of 2 years relevant experience post NYSC in a reputable organization
• Between 22-28 years old.
Job Title: Human Resources Managers Ref: HRM
Requirements
• University degree or equivalent in Industrial Relations and Personnel Management, Psychology, Law and any of the Social Sciences with minimum of 2.2.
• Minimum of 3-4 years relevant experience post NYSC in the human resources department of a reputable organization
• Must be able to interface with various cadres of employees
• Between 28-35 years old.
Job Title: Legal Officers Ref: LEO
Requirements
• LL.B, B.L with a minimum of 2.2 from a reputable institution
• LLM degree is an advantage
• 2-3 years post call working experience in a reputable organization or law firm
• Excellent knowledge of Commercial and Company law practice, International law and property law.
• 25-30 years old.
Job Title: Accountants & Internal Auditors Ref: AIA
Requirements
• BS.c/HND in Accounting with a minimum of 2.2 or lower credit
• Must be ICAN/ACCA qualified and versatile in the use of Microsoft Office and any accounting package.
• Working knowledge of tax administration in Nigeria
• Internal Audit experience and knowledge of Great Plains Accounting software would be an added advantage
• Minimum of 3 years post qualification experience
• 25-30 years old
Job Title: Facility Services Officers Ref: FSO
Requirements
• BS.c/HND in Engineering or Sciences with minimum of 2.2 or lower credit
• 2-4 years experience in a technical position
• Male, physically strong and willing to run shift duty
• 25-30 years old
Job Title: IT Engineers Ref: ITE
Requirements
• BS.c/HND in Computer Science/Computer Engineering, Electronics or Telecommunications Engineering
• Minimum of 2.2 or lower credit
• Minimum of 2 years post NYSC experience in networking environment
• Hands on experience of lotus notes 4/5, exchange server 2000/2003, WIN NT 4.0/W2K, Network Administration
• Possession of MCSE in NT4.0/W2K/W2K3, CCNA, MCDBA, MCSO or MCP will be an added advantage
• Other skills include PABX appreciation, problem solving capabilities and enthusiastic disposition.
• 22-30 years old, preferably male.
Job Title: Graphic Artists Ref: GRA
Requirements
• B.A Fine and Applied Arts or HND, Graphic Arts with a minimum of 2.2 or lower credit.
• Basic photography skills
• 3 years post NYSC working experience with interest in advertising
• Well vast in the use of design software such as CorelDraw, PageMaker, Adobe Photoshop & Corel Photo paint
• 22-30 years old
Job Title: Marketing and Sales Strategy Officers Ref: MSO
Requirements
• BS.c/HND in Marketing or any of the Social Sciences with a minimum of 2.2 or lower credit
• Strong conceptual ability with interest or experience in business promotions and advertising
• 26-30 years
Job Title: Statistics Officers Ref: STO
Requirements
• BS.c/HND in Mathematics or Statistics
• 1-2 years relevant post NYSC work experience is an added advantage
• Proficiency in the use of Microsoft Office Packages especially Word and Excel
• Excellent command of English
• 24-28 years old
Job Title: Catering Officer Ref: CAO
Requirements
• B.Sc./HND in any of the Social Sciences with a minimum of 2.2
• Catering school training is an advantage
• 1-2 years relevant post NYSC experience and interest in Airline catering is an added advantage
• Good administrative skills
• 24-28 years
DEPARTMENT: BUSINESS OPERATIONS GROUP
Job Title: Ticketing and Reservation Officers Ref: TRO
Requirements
• BS.c/HND with minimum of 2.2 or lower credit
• IATA/UFTAA Foundation Course (available in-house) Completion of basic, intermediate or Advanced Airfares & Ticketing Course will be an added advantage (available in-house)
• Computer skills, especially CRS Galelio & Amadeus is an advantage
• Applicants with experience in travel agency operations who do not have a BS.c are qualified to apply
• 22-28 years old
Job Title: Flight Operations Officers Ref: FOO
Requirements
• BS.c/HND in the Social Sciences or single honors sciences with minimum of 2.2
• Good command of English, ability to write and speak French is an advantage
• Relevant technical training will be provided in-house
• 24-30 years old
Job Title: Airport Protocol Officers Ref: APO
Requirements
• Minimum of OND in the Humanities or Social Sciences with minimum of lower credit
• Male, with good command of English; French will be an added advantage
• Personable and articulate with good communication skills
• 25-35 years old
Job Title: Flight Operations Managers Ref: FOM
Requirements
• BS.c Geography, Planning/Statistics , Social Sciences/Arts
• Good administrative and interpersonal skills & good command of English.
• Flight dispatch training is an advantage
• 30-35 years old
Job Title: Editorial Officers Ref: EDO
Requirements
• BS.c/HND in Mass Communication, Humanities or any of the Social Sciences with minimum of 2.2
• Outstanding writing skills and excellent command of English
• Publishing experience and good knowledge of the aviation industry will be an advantage
• 3 years post qualification experience in the publishing industry
• 22-30 years
Job Title: Helicopter Landing Officers Ref: HLO
Requirements
• BS.c/HND with minimum of 2.2 or lower credit in from a recognized educational institution.
• Good communication & interpersonal skills
• Male with healthy physical appearance
• 25-32 years old
Job Title: Air Traffic Management Officers Ref: ATM
Requirements
• NCAA ATC license with A & B rating and minimum of 3 years post rating experience
• BS.c/HND from a recognized educational institution will be an added advantage
• 27-50 years old
DEPARTMENT: AIRCRAFT TECHNICAL CREW
Job Title: Pilots Ref: PIL
Requirements
• Captains: minimum of ATPL + 4000 hours on Jet or Turboprop aircraft
• Senior First Officers: minimum of CPL + 2500 hours on Jet or Turboprop aircraft
• First Officers: minimum of CPL + 1000 hours on Jet or Turboprop aircraft
• Second Officers: minimum of CPL + 500 hours with IR and ME ratings
Job Title: Cabin & Flight Service Officers Ref: CFS
Requirements
• BS.c/HND in any of the Social Sciences or Arts with a minimum of 2.2 or lower credit
• Cabin crew license and ability to swim is an added advantage
• Good command of English & good interpersonal skills
• 23-28 years old
DEPARTMENTS: ENGINEERS
Job Title: Aircraft Engineers & Avionics Engineers Ref: AEA
Requirements
• Must possess current A&C and Avionics License
• Minimum of 3 years experience working on aircraft type or similar category
• Multi category rating is an added advantage
• 26-40 years old
Job Title: Aircraft Technicians Ref: ART
Requirements
• Male with EASC/OND lower credit or equivalent in Mechanical and Electrical/Electron ics related disciplines
• At least 3 years relevant experience in airline and aircraft maintenance
• 25-35 years
Job Title: Maintenance Planning Engineers Ref: MPE
Requirements
• B.Eng preferably Mechanical Engineering or BS.c in any of the Sciences
• Minimum of 2 years relevant post NYSC work experience
• Good command of English
• Proficiency in the use of Microsoft Office packages especially Word and Excel
• 24-30 years
Method of Application
Send a duly completed data schedule in Excel Spreadsheet in the format below to careers@landovercom pany.com using the reference no of the position applied for to save the attachment.
Ref.No Surname First Name Middle Name Gender Date of Birth m/d/y State of Origin Institution Discipline Qualification,
Grade, Year NYSC
Status Professional Qualification Current
Employer Work Exp
(yrs) GSM Email address Address







OR
Send a 2 page CV With the reference no of the position applied for, written on the top left corner of the envelope and send to:
The Head Human Resources
P.O.Box 9910,
Ikeja, Lagos
Closing Date: 14th November, 2006
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