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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 11:23am On Aug 31, 2023
Ceasarceasar:
Fire service wahala don tire person...

What's happening at Fire Service please?
Health / Re: Nigerian Shares His Experience At National Orthopaedic Hospital, Kano by PlsStayAlive: 12:37pm On Aug 30, 2023
phemmyfour:
Kano happened to you not Nigeria . How many people in the North believe in going to hospital at all
You're talking about 1900s North bro.
20s North is in the future regardless of the bias propaganda y'all see on this side of your internet. Wisen up and live easier ✌️
Politics / Re: Job Racketeering Scandal: Reps Committee Refute Reports, Summon NUC, VCs by PlsStayAlive: 9:18pm On Aug 29, 2023
Morbeta11:
Ladies and Gentlemen, did you noticed that their political umbrella does not matter when looting....Elites are one family.
One clan all of them. They are very closely knitted too.
Politics / Re: Senator Barau Jibrin Offers Scholarship To 628 Students In BUK by PlsStayAlive: 7:01pm On Aug 29, 2023
busterr:



SHUT UP.
All these aboki people that has never crossed the north will open mouth and be spewing trash
Who hurt you? Peace bro.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I've Just Been Employed As A Teacher, What Should I Do Next? by PlsStayAlive: 11:58am On Aug 29, 2023
Speaking from NYSC experience:
1. Timetable will decide how often you teach your subjects, school should provide that.
2. Syllabus and books for lesson plan/biros/chalk/textbooks for the lesson plan planning should be given my VP admin or whoever is in charge of it.
3. Classwork and assignment once per week (make sure to mark and record these)
I'll write more when I remember more

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 11:57am On Aug 29, 2023
Nadingo:
I suspected it to be the usual charade. Shocked to hear that na extortion set up. Naija my country.
Another show again, they never get tired this National Assembly of Actors 😂🤓
Politics / Re: Gombe Govt Orders Immediate Closure Of All 'gala' Houses by PlsStayAlive: 9:53am On Aug 29, 2023
Whitecoal711:
Don't they travel out and see how other islamic countries are ?saudi arabia,the home of islams, kuwait dubai emirates,
Why are this people destroying things that attract tourist
Who, in his ever loving right mind will come to #Nigeria for tourism? Because of Gala House Club. hmmm.

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Politics / Re: Gombe Govt Orders Immediate Closure Of All 'gala' Houses by PlsStayAlive: 9:50am On Aug 29, 2023
jojothaiv:
Gombe!

For those asking up there, a gala house is a public place where festive activities take place.
No, gala house is a club and also where they teach people dancing, stop spreading fake news for God sakes.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 10:02pm On Aug 28, 2023
kkkp:
let it go a message has been passed to me by someone. Let's not derail the essence of the thread.
Okay 👍
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 9:59pm On Aug 28, 2023
Kilishigirl:
I see you are a gentle man and haven't been rude with your words unlike some wey carry the mata for head like gala calling the aggrieved for apology. My dear please DM her since she isn't responding here. We can only imagine what she is going through now. When she is settled and the real culprit found she will tender an apology
Exactly how much money did Ummi94 lost, please? The elders should help us with the figure.
And why isn't she jumping back here guns blazing with evidence? Granted, she's in a bad place, but two wrongs do not make a right and kkkp has been wronged here, and since he was wronged here, he should be served evidence or proof in this same here, don't y'all agree?

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Education / Re: What Was Your Unforgettable Experience In Exam Hall? by PlsStayAlive: 9:11pm On Aug 28, 2023
Brendaniel:
I can remember some, but the last one I had was a carryover course exam, had fever, vomiting and stool-ling at the same time on the day of the exam and that was when Ebola virus struck Lagos, if you see as people dey look me with some kind suspicion, thank God I didn't carry the course over again.

That was the only course I needed for graduation and the only course I did exam for that year, came to the school healthy and the sickness started just as the paper was about to start, fever, vomiting and stool-ling at the same time almost throughout the exam time given, went back home sick and used like a week to recover, when I saw my result I just gave thanks to God...
You were stooling and vomiting and writing exam at the same time?!? You sir, are a legend!
Education / Re: What Was Your Unforgettable Experience In Exam Hall? by PlsStayAlive: 7:09pm On Aug 28, 2023
Mordson:
My most unforgettable experience was when I came late for my Chemistry paper during my GCE exams.

I had a habitual knack for tardiness. I used to come late to any appointment including school. So this exam was no exception. My examination center for the GCE exams was the main center for the whole state, notorious for having the meanest exam invigilators. I came late for the Chemistry paper when it was already 30 minutes into the Chemistry exam.

The head invigilator stopped me at the entrance and quizzed me on my reason for coming late, to which I gave a spurious reason. She said she would allow me into the exam hall after thoroughly searching me.

Ladies and gentlemen, this Jezebel of a woman that would rot in hell gave me something akin to a strip search after which she gleefully turned up with several incriminating stash of pieces of paper which I had scribbled notes for use in the chemistry exam. cry

I was thoroughly humiliated by the tramp and barred from writing the Chemistry paper which meant an automatic 'F' for me. I felt like my world has ended. I felt I should just die and leave this godforsaken world! What would I tell my dad and mum?

In my heart I cursed the witch and prayed to God to make her die a miserable death, and If I had the means back then, I swear I would have sent assassins after her. She was a very notorious teacher in that school and was despised by all the students. If the woman is still alive today, she should be in her Seventies.

Needless to say, that single incident has remained indelible in my mind and taught me a valuable lesson about tardiness/late coming.

And stealing answer 🤓
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 5:40pm On Aug 28, 2023
I'm seeing Ummi94 viewing this thread but not saying anything. Come and clear the air, your ladyship.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 4:16pm On Aug 28, 2023
kkkp:
ta zo da evidence Wanda ya damfare ta. Ni abun ma dariya yake bani. Hala wani ne yayi anfani da suna na.
Ayya, abin ba dadin ji.
Allah ya kyauta.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 3:58pm On Aug 28, 2023
kkkp:
wai me ke faruwa a nan? Nifa ban gane bayanin da ake yi a nan ba.
Hajiya Ummi94 ce ta garzayo cikin wannan thread din mai dumbin albarka, tana mai neman a bimata hakkinta, akan "Wai" maganar 'slot' da 'kudi' after which ghosting started to happen, dakuma inbahakaba, EFCC xasushiga maganar. Yanxu kafahimta? 🤓

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 8:22pm On Aug 26, 2023
Eminence50:

So u don't need to be condemning what I post as regards this just shut up if u don't have any information
Exactly how, please tell us, does the information you've shared above about to or have helped us in this thread rn? hmmm?
Eminence50:

Most of people that attend physical screening were unable to see invitation for documentation and their names is on the list for appointment but unable to see invitation from portal if care is not taken their slots will be given to someone else
Eminence50:

So u don't need to be condemning what I post as regards this just shut up if u don't have any information
'Most people'? That's 6k worth of 'most' people sir. A lot to 'miss seeing their letters'. Whole states (not one or even two) were excluded from this documentation, can it be their names are in there and they failed to receive the invite? Do you reckon if they show up and try to get in without a letter of invitation, they'll simply allow them 'in' so they can 'confirm' if their names are in there or not? In this economy and security risk, who can really afford to put limb and resources at risk because of mere a speculation?
Sir, this is ridiculous. I'll shut up now. Good day to you.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 5:52pm On Aug 26, 2023
[quote author=Eminence50 post=125378008][/quote]
No thank you, sir.
We don't need anymore lies on the insult already dished to us. For what purpose will they be calling out names of people that don't exist/didn't show up when all they people they called were the slot getters? The curtain has already fallen and the show is over.
Maybe the slot getters don't even need to show up for the documentation, it is well with us.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 5:27pm On Aug 26, 2023
Eminence50:
A voice note was sent to me as regards documentation for both NSCDC and immigration that Dy are calling names but those people that their names were being called are not present for documentation If u have anyone in headquarter Abuja u can confirm but the voice note was sent by someone who just came back from documentation
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Whoever told you this is telling a long one, sadly.
He must be one of the agents they have been using to spread propaganda about the recruitment, especially after seeing that the wronged are not swallowing it quietly.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 11:47am On Aug 21, 2023
Good morning brothers and sisters.
I need help with a job please, I am begging anyone of you with God.
I have a B.sc in Computer Science 2.2 and willing to take up with any work in any agency, willing to relocate as well.
Please help me and my struggling family in the name of God.
Health / Re: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by PlsStayAlive: 7:59pm On Aug 10, 2023
it'll heal normally by itself ma, just refrain from using it for a day or two. Drink oranges so that the stool will be loose enough to come out without hurting you too much until it properly heals. Sorry for the pain

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