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Food / Re: My Mom's Local Food Canteen In The North by PlsStayAlive: 9:49pm On May 15
OfeAchi:
These food items and the food are cheap cos their quality is low. I can bet you $100 that the nutrients composition of those food are less than standard dietary requirements.
Feel better by thinking that, poor lil you 😂😂🤭
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 4:22pm On May 08
oluxmondd2:


So you mean there's no "replacement" for immigration this year?
There was a batch done earlier, but it came with a hiccup that I cannot say here. It's on God kawai.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 7:25pm On Apr 24
Whiterose21:
The question should be, was the person given the job?
Yes he was given.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 4:54pm On Apr 22
24kmagik:



Yea, true.
But you also have to consider the fact that Immigration is hotter than Fire Service
indeed it is, there's career progression in immigration at least.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 3:11pm On Apr 22
24kmagik:


Like how much can buy it?
You sha didn't ask me but I'll chuk mouth 🤓, in this last immigrant brouhaha, someone in Abuja was selling immigration slot for 3M, a bit high that time considering we saw it elsewhere for 900k. it depends on who is doing the selling. They know whatever price they put, they'll find seller.

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Romance / Re: Why Southern Guys Cant Date Northern Ladies by PlsStayAlive: 7:01pm On Apr 17
Solofresh2:
This is totally false. There are northern ladies I know in Kaduna. What are talking about
So kaduna is the only state in the north abie? Hmmm

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Politics / Re: Oil Bunkering Led To Okuama Killing Of 17 Soldiers by PlsStayAlive: 3:29pm On Apr 16
ecolime:
I read the entire writeup.

No substance in it. E no get head. E no get tail.

Just connotations and pieces of jargons.

Give us correct gist. We want to know the truth.
Abiyo, I was reading it just now and wondering if my sense has taken a bus out of town. They're using the five second attention rule to rule out bored readers and then later claim they 'issued statements' then tell us said 'statements' to further spread their propaganda. Manipulative people.

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TV/Movies / Re: All I Want Is My BTC Worth N90M & The Trip To Dubai– Phyna To Bbnaija Organizers by PlsStayAlive: 8:54am On Apr 10
The voiceover in this video sucks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 8:34am On Apr 10
Kingrshd3:



If only 230 will be recruited what about the rest where will they get them from
from 06, 03, 04 etc
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 3:59pm On Apr 09
HolyMalaam:
I learnt there will be supplementary list for the NAF DSSC. How true is it please?
salt pinch, unless you have way

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 8:38am On Apr 08
Nadingo:
Paramilitary is no longer Z-list oo. With the recently implemented perculiar allowance and the upcoming minimum wage review, when also implemented, an ASPII will be netting home something a bit substantial. Good luck to you guys.
exactly!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Massive 4.8 Earthquake Hits New York by PlsStayAlive: 9:29pm On Apr 05
rumu3485:
SCAMerican terrorists & lgbtPEDO degenerates are doomed.

This boy below doesn't know that Israelis hate Jesus till this day.
Woe betide you the day you preach Jesus in the land of Israel.
👇🏾
https://twitter.com/CensoredMen/status/1714466931137286557?t=2rqSi1iGg3WRpfIv9NBuOg&s=19

He doesn't know the true history of how the Israelites showed Jesus hot chilli unrelenting pepper until he all but denounced them.
Pity.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Vows To Avenge Assassinated Generals Lost To Alleged Israeli Airstrikes by PlsStayAlive: 8:02pm On Apr 02
rentAcock:
Another noisemaker on the world stage. Always making pointless threats just like North Korea as if anyone is sacred of them. Do anyhow and Israel will wipe them off the face of the earth.
Fighting two wars, Isreal that immortal? Now that we didn't know 🤓
Foreign Affairs / Re: ISRAEL Accepts Responsibility For The Accidental Killing Of 7 Foreign Aid Worke by PlsStayAlive: 6:54pm On Apr 02
JAMO84:
Nathanyau, you are already a walking time bomb, one of your blood sucking subordinate will blow off your brain very soon. As for that slowpoke in white house, I can't wait for Trump to send him to old people's home this year.
Trump is being owed $400m he can't seem to come up with, selling Snickers and MAGA cult donations notwithstanding, also facing charges in multiple other places. The presidential race isn't his priority rn, trust me. Haven't you noticed he's disappeared from public recently?
Foreign Affairs / Re: ISRAEL Accepts Responsibility For The Accidental Killing Of 7 Foreign Aid Worke by PlsStayAlive: 6:50pm On Apr 02
Angelfrost:
Israel under this man just dey kill left, right and center...!


Hamas messed up, and harmed innocent people... Still, how justifiable is it for Israel to kill far more innocent people in the name of hunting and eradicating these terrorists?!!
There's an ancient proverb in Ancient Israel:
“One Isreal life is worth twice a non Isreal." If you get it, tam. if you don't, issokay
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 4:20pm On Apr 02
RickyJesus:

Shey WAEC go consider am? That advice is solid and sounds like common sense (sorry to say); but it seems most of this folks are SURE of "A" Agencies that anything other than that is a waste of time.

Me dey look for even though na "Z" Agencies to pay make I get am first, everything go fall in place; na to get regular income and career growth be the main thing, other hustle go fall in as a sharp man and you can be sure of being mentally stable.
The Most High will not fail us, persevere.
+ @eidreesm and everyone else who is hustling to settle up

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Phones / Re: "No Samsung Fold, No Entry" - Nigerian Big Boys Flaunt Samsung Folds Phones by PlsStayAlive: 9:27am On Mar 31
Nazgul:
I watched a Korean movie on Netflix (we're all dead) their high school kids were making drones. And to them it was nothing. Most of these phones and other gadgets we worship here, you'd be shocked that even their high school kids use them and they don't make noise about it.

Here in Nigeria all we do is to flunt what other hard working countries make. In fact you're classified as a big boy whenever you publicly flunt gadgets that even teenagers over there can easily afford.

Do you think if innoson had a car assemble plant in Korea, Korean owners of his cars would be squealing like coven witches for owning an African car?

A lot of Africans are still suffering from slave mentality. Regardless of how wealthy they are.
All of us are dead was a good one, S2 up for premier later this year
Food / Re: I just received my own Share of palliatives from Kebbi state Government by PlsStayAlive: 10:29am On Mar 28
johnog4sure:
hunger. APC supporters pls read this anecdote

"Stalin once ripped all the feathers off a live chicken as a lesson to his followers," it says. "He then set the chicken on the floor a short distance away. The chicken was bloodied and suffering immensely, yet, when Stalin began to toss some bits of wheat toward the chicken it followed him around."
Stalin then purportedly told his followers: "This is how easy it is to govern stupid people, they will follow you no matter how much pain you cause them, as long as you throw them a little worthless treat once in a while."

I think we need to re-educate northerners and APC supporters.
Oh? And what makes you different Mr Keyboard Warrior? If they give you, you no go collect? When real talk pass talk and action begins to commence, naso you go take bus back to your hometown and only make a comeback when the coast is clear. Continue forming online.
Nonsense and ingredients.
Culture / Re: Number Of Languages By Country by PlsStayAlive: 8:43pm On Mar 24
davosea:
How many languages nigga gotta comprehend?
7 with the core being English, Mandarin, French, Spanish, German (the rest na you get pick) statistically speaking, every single person you meet in a formal setting should be fluent in one of the above languages
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 8:27pm On Mar 24
techaboki:
Fire Service should just try and shake body this week ooo. Cos I have a small offer on the table and I'm to resume next month.

No be when person don spend money do one or two they go come release list .

Release am now make person know him fate, whether na to comot mind
Till after sallah (not written in stone though, can change anytime)

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 8:07am On Mar 23
untoldtruth:
Any paramilitary connects available please? (Including Federal Fire Service)
If available, please contact me via DM (serious people only) the broker will be well appreciated and compensated.
which kin big big English be dis? Na slot you wan buy abi wetin? Because no one will sell their connect, you know 🤓
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 7:03pm On Mar 21
ZARAMITE:

And why will a man not have a connect? You don’t go to church, masalachi, wedding, youth meetings, political gathering, domiciary visits to office etc? Why will a man don’t have a connect? Women don’t have connect is understandable. Why will a full grown man have no connect? Haba..
So connect connecting is by going to gathering and just getting in their good books because they owe you in a past life or wetin be the magic routine? Please I'm asking for direction, cause I'm eyeing one man like that, and I want it that as soon as I say pim! he'll say 'as you wish'.
Thanks in advance for the lesson.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 6:54pm On Mar 21
Think9ja:

Lol Your connect don get? Abi you no apply
I was offered 🤓
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 6:32pm On Mar 20
Namus2020:
Pls Any update on fire service Recruitment?
If you have connect, take style ask him if he's gotten his slot yet because they've shared it.

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Phones / Re: Voice, Data Services Affected By Undersea Cable Cuts Restored - NCC by PlsStayAlive: 6:54pm On Mar 18
happney65:


I beg to disagree.

Airtel is actually the best. Just more expensive than others but give it to them,they are the best. Followed by MTN while Glo is the cheapest and the worst

When it comes to Data. Airtell is.

I don't know about voice. But on Data,I give it to Airtel
Depends on area of residence actually, in my house MTN is the strongest, while Airtel that used to work like fire in my former residence now takes 30 minutes to download a measly 500mb file. The key is location boss

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Politics / Re: 5 Sectors Disrupted In Nigeria By Undersea Cable Cuts by PlsStayAlive: 10:30am On Mar 18
Segxydube:

They aint worse... Stop saying what you dint know.
I have been using glo to browse for over 10yrs
At midnight ba, tell the truth!
Politics / Re: 5 Sectors Disrupted In Nigeria By Undersea Cable Cuts by PlsStayAlive: 10:28am On Mar 18
G00dharddick:
E be like say this undersea cable cut no reach my side because I have exploring the internet with MTN since the problem started and e dey connect Wella.

Meanwhile, who else noticed those clowns advertising GLO on NL were paid to do so? GLO is the worst network so far. 9mobile no dey exist. MTN no be their mate!
I haven't experienced the MTN problem neither, my side doing normal
Politics / Re: 5 Sectors Disrupted In Nigeria By Undersea Cable Cuts by PlsStayAlive: 10:25am On Mar 18
QueenVaji:
They are getting trillions every minute... They aren't suppose to take a day to fix this underwater stuff
Trillions cannot buy a time travelling machine that will enable them to assess the damage> order for spares parts> receive spare parts> contract the engineers> and ship both spare parts and engineers to the middle of the ocean and begin the repairs, not possible in 24hrs no mata what kinda money one has dear.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 6:48pm On Mar 17
tintedtaf:


I once got information about recruitment in one agency and I met my political connect to assist me with recommendation letter.
He gave me a sealed letter to the head of the agency but my instinct just told me to check content of the letter, unfortunately the man listed his own candidates in the letter he gave me that was sealed and to be delivered by myself. There and then I burnt the letter and since then he lost my respect.
chai! this one shocked me 😳

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Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by PlsStayAlive: 6:43pm On Mar 17
LORDLARGE:


That your friend in the North is lying to you
I have noticed that a lot on this forum, someone will say 'my friend in the north said [quote: 'the impossible'] got me wondering if the reporters od said quotes are telling tall tales or their friends in the 'North' like telling it to them in mockery 🤔
Politics / Re: Power Outage Looms In Kano As Fire Guts Dan’agundi Transmission Station by PlsStayAlive: 8:29pm On Mar 10
Rich4god:
For almost a month now, we no dey too get light for kano, if them like make them no bring light, we are used to it already.
Confirm!

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