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Politics / Re: Telcos Plan Different Tariffs For Calls, Data In States by PlsStayAlive: 10:35am On Sep 29, 2023
Galaxyss:
Naso... What about their data zapping, Won't they do something about that?


Because now 2gb worth of data can't download file of 1.5gb

That's because the file is not 1.5gb but probably 1.9 because of redundancy. Coupled with the browser running background interference to secure packet connection and exchange so that your download doesn't fail, you'll probably use 2.3gig for the whole affair, if you have multiple tabs in your browser open, they'll keep refreshing in the background to more data. If you have active apps, they'll also latch on, pop ups will also suck. All from your end, no one 'sucks' your data.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 6:12pm On Sep 28, 2023
Yahaya79:


Please any news about immigration slot level 8
Please when are they going to call them for documentation and APL
Contact your connect, because as far as I know, slotters have also been going for documentation, even though there are rumours of supplementary list coming up 'soon'. Contact your connect for surity before you begin dey hear story
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 2:52pm On Sep 28, 2023
Nadeeyah:
Good morning all. As promised I just left my persons office. I’m sorry to disappoint a lot of you but I couldn’t find that list again. I used style to ask him about inec and he said he can’t remember if they were granted waiver. Asked him about National inland waterways Authority and he said he saw their file recently but it was for correction of service or something like that I can’t really remember the word he actually used but he said he doubts waiver has been granted to them. I asked about nuprc and he said he also saw their file and they were asking for waiver to recruit 150 persons but he doesn’t think the waiver has been granted to them uptil now. While I was in the office, ndlea officials came in and they came to collect their waiver. So I’m sure they will recruit again soon. Civil defense too are still doing documentation. They just invited more people to come and start their documentation. I guess is who you know. Sha That’s all the info I have for now.
Gudluck to us all.
May Allah help us all with a spot we can hang onto, ameen.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Lecturing Job In The University by PlsStayAlive: 11:37am On Sep 28, 2023
JezB:
I am seriously in need of a lecturing job. I have a Master's degree and about to enroll for a PhD program. Does anyone know any vacancies available in any public university? I have a first degree in zoology and Master's degree in Hydrobiology and ecotoxicology.
PHD? Sure you need a job at all boss?
Sports / Re: Spanish La Liga Clubside, Cadiz Join Nigerians In Mourning Mohbad by PlsStayAlive: 12:04pm On Sep 27, 2023
Offpointng:
Guys I really need help embarassed

I know alot of y'all have noticed I've been a lil distant lately as I don't made headline here anymore of recent, some folks on here have been trying to reach out by mentioning me. Truth is, Ever since this Mohbad death, I've not been myself, my psyche is messed up badly, I've been acting so cold of recent and can't really concentrate. watching his exhumation, torture, pains and lif'e story broke me embarassed

I've been listened to his Songs thr out for the past one week now and my heart have been heavy, I'm down trodden and sad. Sometimes I feel crying myself to feel better but the tears ain't coming.

Today for instance, I've just been looking at food, no appetit to eat, many things don't interest me atm. I feel uneasy emotionally and mentally

Pls how can I help feel better embarassed
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bride & Groom Among 114 Killed In Wedding Party Fire In Nineveh, Iraq by PlsStayAlive: 11:53am On Sep 27, 2023
BlackhatMentor:
People dying in Iraq shouldn't be a new thing now


They're used to it by now just like Northern Nigeria
People no dey die for southern Nigeria ni?
Everyday, I see 'gunmen did...' ‘who-who is missing' 'corpse seen without head' 'dash dash dies in hotel romp' 'helicopter crashes into building' 'building collapses (this one na every week)' 'Long bus crashes into train' 'cult clash kills dash amount of people' from the dailies that I read that is, nope say no be Nairaland be your news source and you think say the southern/e/w people are enjoying life as per say them are the 'safest regions in Nigeria' propaganda.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bride & Groom Among 114 Killed In Wedding Party Fire In Nineveh, Iraq by PlsStayAlive: 11:46am On Sep 27, 2023
ManirBK:
It's really sad to see a joyous moment end in such trajedy. The
incompetence of one person caused the lives of many. R.I.P to those
lost in this tragic event.
Accident of fireworks catching on cheap building materials, hardly anyone's fault.
Politics / Re: Manufacturers Sack 3,567 Workers, Unsold Goods Hit ₦‎272 Billion – MAN by PlsStayAlive: 8:57am On Sep 27, 2023
Tinubuagbado:
Those bastards who voted against better candidates simply because of ethnic bias are the worst hit now.

Who lost?


May they suffer it alone.


We're all in it together, like it or not. Voted for Tinubu or not. Whether we voted for or not, they'd already decided who the next president is, dah end.
Wisen up and look front, no dey think say you wise pass everyone else because you choose a better 'candidate' who didn't make it 'because blah blah blah', cause there was never one in the beginning.
Just the choice, and everyone else running to make him look legit.
Career / Re: Novel Writer Needed by PlsStayAlive: 7:02pm On Sep 26, 2023
In what Genre?
Any specific word count you're aiming for?
Education / Re: KSU Fresh Graduate Killed By Cow Few Days After His Pictures Went Viral (pics) by PlsStayAlive: 7:33am On Sep 25, 2023
Innocent question please: Why do people suddenly give up the ghost after going viral?
This one, the girl with the WAEC distinction papers, plenty others that I've forgotten this year alone.
What's going on ne?
Travel / Re: Long Distance Travel: What Do You Eat Or Drink Before You Travel? by PlsStayAlive: 4:14pm On Sep 24, 2023
Illegal1:
omoh.........i dey normaly drink codein so dat i fit sleep.


i no lyk noise
You're extremely lucky not to have been stolen and sold up until now.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 4:11pm On Sep 24, 2023
Bj01:


Lolzz good day oooo 50 NIS one senator this last recruitment.is ok.God will bless him ooooo 50 u said or u mean 5.if it's 50 kaskia make I keep quite.

I counted 54 before I stopped counting. Someone even pasted the names of the people on this very thread back then. With the lucky people's phone numbers attached and everything
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 10:19am On Sep 24, 2023
Edonnaa:


The problem is does with information or connect don't want to help.. But God that did it for them will still do it for us also...

"The sea is big enough for everyone"
Connect also has his own difficulties sometimes as well. Totally unrelated but:
A certain Senator that got 50+ into this past NIS recruitment, they don find the mans PA number and have distributed it carelessly. One of the kindest and most patient strangers I've met, the guy man don kuku change number, con dey complain about calls at midnight and as early as 4am with people making demands on him. If e change mindset now, who do we blame?

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Health / Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by PlsStayAlive: 9:50am On Sep 24, 2023
Ba wani lactose intolerance.
Stop taking Madarar awo kawaie, that powder one they measure out tin by tin, it has that effect. Go for liquid milk or any other recognised brand of powered milk, stay away from that big sack one.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 8:04am On Sep 22, 2023
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A few pages back (very back) you'll notice three or four people asking about naptip salary, that's when it happened. They didn't advertise in the Daily's but only put out announcement on their website that probably no one checks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 4:52pm On Sep 21, 2023
Mohisah:
Lol don't u know his constituency is big? within his Constituency, we hv di largest LGA in West Africa (by land mass) & Some other big city like Ida etc

The PA na my tight guy. If u re in his progressive group u fr don get slot brr. I know many Igala dat got job thru him. If u want to benefit from dem, go and be lookin fr a platform where capable guys are in, slots will be flowing inside der. I learnt, from one group abt 3 guys re into State poly, as lecturer and non Acad.

May God'sLuck favour you. Pray to know and be close to PAs instead of the Rep or Senator, Senator fit lie, but P. A won't, highest tin he'll tell u no space fr now
Naso, one PA was responsible for 25 people getting NIS slot this past recruitment. I tell anyone who will listen, hold PA more than senator, unless the senator knows you personally and you fit show am strong thing.

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Events / Re: Manuel Julian Sevillano Bustamante Buried With Lots Of Guns In Ecuador by PlsStayAlive: 6:17pm On Sep 20, 2023
oluwaseyi0:
grin grin grin grin

just like religious people praying to God to save them in 'afterlife'

same god that failed miserably to save them in this life even after many prayers, fasting, casting and bindng

the human mind is truly full of contradictory comics grin
You are a wicked nincompoop my brother. Imagine if God saved everyone that prayed for saviour, ergo no one ever dies (because, who want to, right?)
Your ancestor will still be alive, fact: you won't even have space to stand on because the Earth will be overun, over populated and God knows what else would have happened on an if-then setting. At least, hide your jellyfish brain inside house somewhere, why you dey bring am come online? Or is it because you think this is an anonymous forum so anything goes? Beware boy.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 4:08pm On Sep 16, 2023
biomustry:

You want to enter prison?
😂😂🤭
Crime / Re: I Was Raped 400 Times By My Coach - Angelique Cauchy by PlsStayAlive: 3:56pm On Sep 16, 2023
Woodshot:
He raped you one... You no talk oo.
He raped you two...you just wear your pants, drag down your skirts, shake Yash Waka comot.
He raped you three...You just wear your track suits, tie up the lace of your sneakers and went away like nothing happen.
He raped you 199 times... No SOS. Rather you closed your eyes and took his entire dick..
He raped 299 times. Your pussy dripped wet like Victoria Falls.
He raped you 399 times... And you never got pregnant for once oo grin grin


You gave the nigga freedom of rape or rape rights grin grin
Did you even read the article?
Started when she was 12, they are white o, not like Nigerian children that are born crooked. White people learn sense small small as they live. Cut her slack, at least she even kept track of how many times the thing happen.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 6:49pm On Sep 15, 2023
elega:
Good evening brothers and sisters here, I am a graduate of production and operations management from kaduna polytechnic and an MBA from kaduna state university, Kaduna. This is my 8th year after school and I am yet to secure a government job despite my applications (without connect). I have been patching with private secondary schools here in zaria with the meager stipends from them. I am pleading with you all here that can assist me to please do so for the sake of the Almighty. It hasn't been easy but with present economic reality, it's even harder for my husband who is a civil servant with the state. I really wish to start assisting if my wish of getting something better is granted by Almighty Allah.
Please go on twitter and search through threads detailing free resources for project management (it should be easier for you to transition than beginners, cause you have a background. Beginner do it in 3-4 months) follow through, get certified (you'll also find threads posting when the paid certification is on promo for free, they do it a few times every year) get certified and start applying, it's a very in demand, if you're lucky to be hired remotely, that's the end.

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Career / Re: I Am Finally Lifted..... I Got A Job by PlsStayAlive: 12:20pm On Sep 14, 2023
Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Webmasters / Re: Have You Ever Considered Quitting Social Media? by PlsStayAlive: 12:17pm On Sep 14, 2023
BigDawsNet:
Yea, Facebook at some point... I was so bored and I just want to stay off completely... my Ex.G told me to keep it... I was still romancing the idea when one faithful day I try singing in and I discovered it has been stolen...

So I just kukuma thank God..
Autocorrect Na mugu, see as they way my eye scatter trying to make sense of you 'singing' into your social media account 😂
Politics / Re: Blackout Looms As National Grid Collapses Again by PlsStayAlive: 8:42am On Sep 14, 2023
Dennisochampa:
I know say the way the light take off yesterday no ordinary....
I be think say na transformer blow as usual...
Not knowing say na nation wide...

Which day we go sleep this country with light... Wake up with light, leave am go work... Come back come meet am
In 5055 when all these recyclers have phased themselves out 😂

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 7:21pm On Sep 13, 2023
PrinceFola:
No be only you boss. Person don tire 😢😢😢
It ain't over 'till it's over. Hold on bruhv

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Politics / Re: Duke, Ita-Giwa face-off: I Stood As Contact Person When You Did Breast Implant by PlsStayAlive: 7:18pm On Sep 13, 2023
He just called the woman a 'ho and got away with it. Chai!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 5:35pm On Sep 13, 2023
Sul007:
Good evening everyone. Hope you all are fine? Someone once mentioned here about fed fire service recruiting this year...any info on that. And can some who is 31 years still try for a paramilitary job in this country and get it on merit?
Co ask on fire service and corrections please

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 3:21pm On Sep 09, 2023
kadreeG7:

Very correct though the slots are for mostly NCE and SSCE sir
Any rep seen sharing for BSC please? Anywhere?
Politics / Re: Details Of Campaign Funds To Be Released After Supreme Court - Aisha Yesufu by PlsStayAlive: 9:03am On Sep 07, 2023
aQUINandmore:
Hushpuppy in hijab.
After this kind cash out this woman doesn't need any sugar daddy in her life again shocked
Flex your loot in peace.

Anyways, I love tinubu, my dream sugar daddy, tinubu baby please fix a date for both of us to celebrate this victory, just me and you alone wink wink I promise to show you something kiss
I love you tinubu baby kiss kiss
OH BOY!!!
I WAS FEELING A BIT SLEEPY WHEN I STARTED READING THIS COMMENT, OMMO, COME AND SEE HOW MY EYES CLEARED UP WHEN I REACHED THE SECOND PARAGRAPH.
HMMMMM, HMMMMM, HMHMHMHMHM HM.
Business / Re: How To Buy Things On Aliexpress From Nigeria - A Step-by-step Guide by PlsStayAlive: 1:09pm On Sep 06, 2023
inoki247:
Lol AliExpress home of Fake things and lost Package from customs ..


Fake things? Lol.
When's it's that cheap, of course it's too good to be true. Stop being cheap and buy only from verified stores, ya heard?

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Politics / Re: 4 Victims Of Kaduna Mosque Attack Left Behind 61 Orphans, Widows by PlsStayAlive: 5:28pm On Sep 04, 2023
EKONGKING:
Nigeria won't progress as long as north remains backward.

In this era of Artificial intelligence,where human jobs are under threat ,how will a country progress with huge non productive population
Human jobs are not other threat.
AI cannot code itself or maintain itself, fix itself, humans are needed for that.
AI also cannot do physical things, to say it'll replace jobs is overacting.
The only jobs it's managed to replace so far are complimentary/placeholder fancy job titles without-doing-much jobs, they weren't exactly needed 100% in the beginning. Wisen up bro.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 12:34pm On Sep 01, 2023
CBNwords:
Osun people...
Thirty copies of CV ke? Hmmmm 🤔
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 4:11pm On Aug 31, 2023
nuradeen011:
Good question
CV should have phone number on it and email.

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