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Crime / Beware Of This Number by poeticsoldier(m): 8:25pm On Aug 18, 2023
Hello folks, I received N500 recharge card from this strange number 08087401141 so I decided to check it out from true caller.I was surprised at the comments of people about this number.

The name that came out was Airtel air scam and there were various comments of recharging various people with recharge cards.

Some claimed he stole their data and buy data from their bank account.None of it has happened to me but I deem it fit to sensitized us about this number.

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Health / Re: Sola Ogungbe: SEAP Microfinance Bank Manager Commits Suicide Over Unpaid Loans by poeticsoldier(m): 10:36pm On Jun 16, 2023
It is not a matter of suicide.Those who work with those micro finance will testify to it that some loan defaulted are diabolic. I know of a case of a man who went to ask for loan payment and was diabolical struck with madness.If not for his family's intervention na so he for mad finally.When he was healed,he said the last thing he remembered was that after he don Para for the defaulter.The loan defaulted told him to wait that he wanted to go and bring money from inside and that's all.

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Family / Re: Should I Avoid My Mom? by poeticsoldier(m): 2:04pm On Apr 27, 2023
Look for Righteousness to preach to your mother so that she can become born again.

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Politics / Re: Gov Abiodun To Ogun Residents: I'll Deal With Anyone Who Rejects Old Naira Notes by poeticsoldier(m): 4:49am On Mar 13, 2023
He is just saying that to push the old money to his supporters this election period

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Twitter Deletes Uju Anya's Tweet Wishing Queen Elizabeth II Excruciating’ Death‘ by poeticsoldier(m): 11:37pm On Sep 09, 2022
smile11s:


What does sexuality have to do with all this? Wake up foo.ool

You just gave out your identity FOOL.
As a feminist and lesbian who is living her damn lifestyle that Biafra people will never identify with is she supposed to be that bitter with the system that accommodate her? NOW WE CAN SEE WHO THE FOOL IS.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Twitter Deletes Uju Anya's Tweet Wishing Queen Elizabeth II Excruciating’ Death‘ by poeticsoldier(m): 8:07pm On Sep 09, 2022
I don't know who is taking this lesbian serious.She us accusing the British but find succour in their territories to perfect her rubbish lesbian lifestyles.Those of you hailing her should try to goggle who she is.Dont be mesmerized by the Professor title.

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Politics / Re: Why Tinubu Is More Of An Eagle Than A Parrot - Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah by poeticsoldier(m): 8:10am On Sep 07, 2022
You forgot to add this:
When eagle observe that it is getting old,it will go into a cave to hibernate.During this period,it plucks away all its feathers and debeak itself.It willbe in this hibernating period for close to a year till all the feathers grow back.

Lesson,tell Tinubu to go and attend to his ill health.

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Politics / Open Letter To The Obidient And Yusful (opinion) by poeticsoldier(m): 10:10am On Aug 05, 2022
I am equally Obedient
The name Peter Obi has come to stay.It is like tsunami which caught the entire nation unaware and so unprepared for.What do I mean by these?
Most of the people including myself were not expecting a deviation from the assumed norms.After all a Peter Obi as a PDP member then was not expected to win the primary in PDP but expected to come out as vice for whoever wins,by that, many of us who know the Northerners and their brand of politics are expecting the flag bearer of the PDP to be from the northern extraction,by which they did not dissapoint.

It took us as a surprise when Peter Obi left the party and joined the Labour Party.The support has always been there for him anyway but it tripled even quadrupled when he stood alone as a presidential candidate.

Nigerians who have been looking for any other option apart from the Old and strong political parties,talking about the PDP and APC see the ray of light beckoning on the nation through Gregory Peter Obi.There is a new buzz of energy,a fresh air and new enthusiasm pervading the nation.Obi's name becomes the next anthem even far more than the chanting of the Nigeria national anthem.

Permit me fellow Obidients and useful Nigerians to crave our indulgence by quickly swimming past these euphoric and electrifying moments and start engaging our candidate in earnest.How? By asking strong and realistic questions from our candidate.

I have my fears and just may be,may be because,I saw how the Buharideens started then.How they would not listen to any dissenting comments on the incumbent then.To them whoever or whatever they said Buhari did or he is,is acceptable by them.But we can all testify to how far we have gone with the presuppositions and blinded love some of them have for him back then.7 years plus down the lane we now know better.

What exactly is the Agenda of our incoming President?Is he going for restructuring or what exactly? Except we want to deceive ourselves,any candidate now,who is not doing anything on restructuring is definitely not for us.Lets take it upon this our God sent messiah to make restructuring a key policy.

I have my fear also on the pockets of agitators from the east.Wont they see him as an opportunity to start an onslaught on the others?Don't forget that Nigeria as a nation has not done well in power sharing concerning the igbos.I just pray and hope that what we are seeing under the Buhari regime as per the fulani millitants won't repeat itself under Peter Obi when the election finally sways in his favour.If he does,I can assure you fulani massacre would be a child's play.

There has been some clapback on Peter Obi concerning the issues of infringing the rights of local government development by not allowing them to start working in earnest when he was the governor of Anambra State.There was also the issues of the sars arbitrary arrest and brutality under his reign as governor.There is also the seemingly consistent misrepresentation of data from his sides too.

Let's take him to Task on all these allegations and allow him to reply to all of them and allay the fear of people like me who like him,but would like to know his position before we go far.

Shouting dissenting opinions down this time will definitely not help us.For the record,I can tell you I would have gone the way of the Batistutas if not because of the health of the candidate and his unnecessary sticking with Muslim Muslim candidature.Now I am Obidient but will like us to desist from being cult like like the Buhari loud mouthed supporter who have now suddenly become imbecillic silent all of a sudden.

I know how many of their platforms I was shut out from in the wake of this administration.Today I am speaking but they dare not because of course they will be lynched.

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Politics / Re: Nollywood Actor, Kenneth Okonkwo Resigns From APC Over Muslim-Muslim Ticket by poeticsoldier(m): 5:25am On Jul 12, 2022
Those saying Osinbajo is a true pastor.This is an acidic test for him.Lets see him resign if he is not fake.
Politics / Re: All Boko Haram Suspects In Kuje Prison Have Escaped - Bashir Magashi by poeticsoldier(m): 12:58pm On Jul 06, 2022
Lolz Clap for yourself oga soldier! Buhari's regime is already winding down every holes must be plugged to avoid story that touch We understand
Politics / Re: Pantami Wins Award: Most Outstanding Minister (People & Power Magazine) by poeticsoldier(m): 8:18pm On May 07, 2021
Of course he is! Can any other minister beats the records? Someone with pasts negating his present post.With dragging here and there and still the Buhari govt still chose him over the masses.Who else will be that outstanding minister if not him?

We all saw Mr president speaking in high praises of Governor Ganduje even with the dollar saga.

That is our definition of integrity in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: We Were Ready To Lose Students In Planned Bandits’ Bombardment by poeticsoldier(m): 7:30am On May 07, 2021
Governor EL,you have the floor now,trace them to their homestead and eliminate them.Who knows you can collect the ransome back and use it for project in their memory.

The students of Afaka are not theatre practice for incompetent Airforce who mistakenly bombed idp as exchange for Boko Haram boys.
Health / Re: Doctors Please Help: I'm Having Weak Erection by poeticsoldier(m): 5:26pm On Apr 30, 2021
emmabest2000:
Stop panicking young boy

You're still young enough to grow a new DICK

Tell your babe to use kitchen knife and cut off that your weak dick while you are sleeping,

Then when you wake up.....

Eat well
Exercise well
Sleep well
In less than one year you will grow a new bigger stronger and active new DICK grin

You are very nice in a wicked way.See the way I was laughing .

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Politics / Re: Smart Adeyemi: Let’s Shut Down The National Assembly If We Can't Save... (Video) by poeticsoldier(m): 10:28am On Apr 28, 2021
The smart senator can read the handwriting on the wall He knows Boko Boys are closer to Abuja.He is looking for an escape route to avoid them.
Crime / Re: Insecurity: Buhari Seeks US Assistance, Warns Of Spill Over To Other Countries by poeticsoldier(m): 7:38am On Apr 28, 2021
moscobabs:
I hate US walahi, we have been seeking for help for more than a decade now and nothing has been done about it

Nothing can be done because they know we are our own problem.Afterall they are not the one that gave us people like Pantami as minister.
Politics / Re: Gumi: The Bandits I Negotiated With Have Stopped Kidnapping by poeticsoldier(m): 11:51am On Apr 27, 2021
Gum!Gum! Na so now,no be your fault.Assuming the DSS had arrested you since the beginning,you won't be playing that I'm not on board again game.
Events / Re: First Time As An MC Of An Occasion: How Do I Go About It? by poeticsoldier(m): 11:14am On Apr 27, 2021
It is easy op,just grab the mic like your life depends on it and say "Hello ah,hello uh,testing testing 123,hello tueh,tueh" drop the mic and run down the stage to drink your favourite or slawormir brand.Return to stage and do the closing prayer.The applause you will get will be so deafening.



On a serious note people had done justice to your fear but in case you need other option you can take mine.
Politics / Re: Kalu: New Service Chiefs Need 6 Months To Understand Nigeria’s Security System by poeticsoldier(m): 7:29am On Apr 27, 2021
Can you imagine that?And these are the set of people who will not pay doctors and health workers their stipends on time.Can you imagine a doctor saying he has to study an emergency patient for 6 months before he can administer drugs? Bunch of losers

The same soldiers will never wait till they understand the situation before collecting fat salaries o.
Politics / Re: Pantami: Doctored Videos Against Me Coming by poeticsoldier(m): 5:11am On Apr 27, 2021
There is no peace for sinner.You are the one doctored as a nice minister for Nigeria.Whatever exposes your terrorist stance is not doctored but the truth.Thanks for the information though,we will be waiting for another scenes from your terroristic perspectives

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Religion / Re: Father Mbaka: Hope Uzodinma No Longer Picks My Calls by poeticsoldier(m): 8:07pm On Apr 26, 2021
Don't worry sir,he will pick it when he's out of office wait till then.It is hygienic not to pick calls when one is eating.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Kill Two More Greenfield University Students by poeticsoldier(m): 8:03pm On Apr 26, 2021
Sheik Gumi neeeds to be arrested now before it is too late.He had said if the bandits were not given what they wanted the situation will go out of control and now it is happening.
He needs to be quizzed.
Education / Re: Kaduna University Hikes Tuition Fees From N26000 To N500000 For Non Indigenes by poeticsoldier(m): 1:27pm On Apr 26, 2021
Maybe it is for security measures.They probably want to start saving in earnest for kidnappers.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Students Of University Of Agriculture, Makurdi (FUAM) by poeticsoldier(m): 1:23pm On Apr 26, 2021
Last week incidents is still very disheartening and the kidnappers have started dropping it in bits like singles And some will come here to tell us that the best thing to ever happened to Nigeria is Buhari.

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Politics / Re: Fact Check: Does President Buhari Shake Hands With Women? by poeticsoldier(m): 12:53pm On Apr 26, 2021
I would have been more interested in Buhari either shaking restructuring or resignation.I wish his loyalists would tell him to choose one.
Travel / Re: Folajimi Olubunmi-Adewole Dies Trying To Save Woman From River At London Bridge by poeticsoldier(m): 11:20am On Apr 26, 2021
What exactly was he thinking? Guess he was thinking he was in Nigeria where help doesn't come on time and when it eventually comes,it is as good as useless.Imagine how he got himself killed and help comes swiftly but he was long gone when help located the ones he wanted to help.Isee him as no hero but someone who gambles with his life
Travel / Re: 9 Wedding Guests Die In Edo Road Accident (Photos) by poeticsoldier(m): 10:48am On Apr 26, 2021
The wedding was said to have ended abruptly but not without the traditional dowry for the bride’s family.

Trust African tradition,they can never allow anything to affect this part come what may.May the dead rest in peace.

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Politics / Pantami The Panting Minister. by poeticsoldier(m): 10:34pm On Apr 23, 2021
Pantami the panting minister.
"To err is human but to forgive is divine" this is one of the lines from Essay on Criticism by Alexander Pope.It simply means humans are not perfect,and we are bound to make mistakes sometimes.

Mistake however,is different from error.When a mistake continues to become a reoccurring decimal,it is no more a mistake but an error.In order words,it becomes habitual and as we know habit doesn't leaves easily.

As much as the presidency would loved the masses to forgive Pantami,a minister,who continually commits same mistake over and over again,they must also try as much to put themselves in the shoe of the masses too.

If a man destroys someone's car today,and was probably forgiven or ignored, tomorrow he destroyes another man's bike and next tomorrow same man demolished someone else's tricycle.Certainly we will know that such is having problem with automobiles and any mobile gadgets

Such is the case of the minister whose earth has always been panting towards nothing but islamisation and Northern agenda.

Mike Ezekome just of recent said he advertised government funded empowerment not on a national television belonging to the government but one islamic channel that is not known to cover wide viewers.How do we forgive such a man whose heart is always panting towards islam and the north?

Nigeria is a secular state It is a state that encompasses both christians, muslims,traditional worshippers and atheists as well.It will really be a diservice to the populace,if a minister who thinks and drinks a certain religion and represents only the interest of a single tribe at the expense of other tribes hold forth for everyone without wavering.

The panting minister,needs to be excused to face his self imposed ministerial and clerical assignment.He needs not hold briefs for people he never believed in from the onset.It is indeed not a crime to be an ardent believer in something but once what you believe in is not a national view,then you have no business with National appointment
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Daughter, Hauwa Uwais In Tears As She Gets Surprise Birthday Dinner by poeticsoldier(m): 9:55pm On Apr 22, 2021
This is a perfect example of crocodile tears or what is called Akebaje in Yoruba.Some mothers are out there too crying for their daughters who are out there in the kidnappers den and their daughters doing same.If defilement of underage,the almajiri's fate and the incessant insecurity never makes her cry,then she should be worried of karma.
Politics / Re: Isa Pantami: Presidency's Statement On Campaign Against Communications Minister by poeticsoldier(m): 9:33pm On Apr 22, 2021
There is no president in Nigeria,what we have is presidency consisting people like Garba Sheu and the musketeers.Its alright.We will survive this regime come 2023 but curse be whoever is planning to extend our sufferings by bringing in another failure like Buhari.
Celebrities / Re: Ada Jesus’ Death: Rita Edochie Reacts To Backlash by poeticsoldier(m): 1:58pm On Apr 22, 2021
We need to always be in control of our mouths and not the other way round.You don't know whose death is around the corner.May God protect us all and may her soul rest in peace
Celebrities / Re: Ada Jesus’ Death: Rita Edochie Reacts To Backlash by poeticsoldier(m): 1:54pm On Apr 22, 2021
Jesus
Politics / Hierarchies Of Nigerian Insecurity (parody) by poeticsoldier(m): 8:48am On Apr 22, 2021
It is noteworthy that honours and honourables come in phases and facets.Even among the stars,some are sparkling brighter than the others.
Insecurity in Nigeria, shouldn't go unnoticed too,because the perpetrators of these nightmares sorry day mares are of different hierarchies.

The VIP (Very important Person) These are the very sets of terrorist who go about then strapping bombs on themselves.They go to public places to cause mayhems and kill innocents and unsuspecting victims.What motivated them then,was the fact that when they die,they would have 72 virgins at their Beck and call and that the door of paradise shall be opened to them.
But unfortunately they found themselves at the other side with shattered bodies and mutilated 'sakabula' which cannot even lift itself not to talk of satisfying hot 72 virgins who have been waiting in mirage since the time of world creation.
They also found out that they could not wear the white robes presented to them at the gate of paradise because of their mutilated bodies. So they must have appeared to their kinsmen to tell them that they have been fed with lies all these while.

THE VVIP (Very very important person)terrorist are those ones who decided to up their game to gain attention by becoming bandits, otherwise called UGM.These sets kidnap for ransome,sex and notoriety.They don't need to wait till they get to their heaven before they release the 'Akamu' so anytime their testesterone is high,they go for females kidnapping.When they are broke they kidnap the well to do.And when they observed that 'market'scarce due to politicians protecting themselves,they go for soft targets in order to take a cut from the state's security votes.

THE VIC'S - (very portant cows)These are the important cows that use escorts.Their escorts go to farms and plunder the farms to feed them.The VIC's at times take over the roads while commuters have to find their routes.These cows contributed virtually nothing to the country's economy but their gaits and appetite affect the economy.Laws are made for them and on their behalves,they have lands without purchase and free entry visa into any state and farm of choice courtesy of their human slaves.

The Slaves.- These are the sets that usher in and out the VIC's.They cause mayhems to appease their masters the cows.While the cows are sleeping,they are keeping vigils over them.They make laws that make the cows super ordinary and give them support both in kind and cash.They even help in keeping their kitten warm too.What a slave!

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