What can £2000 after all deductions per month do for you in London? Bro, you definitely can't save anything.!! If you are a family of 3, its almost hopeless!!!
SoNature: Allen Onyema, I understand that Nigeria has blessed you so much and you will say anything to defend the country.
However, don't get into an argument or make statements you cannot defend. You don't live in the UK. £2k can do a lot more in the UK than what #2k can do in Nigeria.
Load of bollocks!! Do you have his death certificate to show it was the direct cause of death?
Praying4Nigeria: True Life Story We were best friends from just after Junior Secondary School. Even after Secondary School when we went to different higher institutions, he still severally visited me in University of Ibadan whenever they were on break and I too sometimes reciprocated as he schooled at FUTMINA.
Due to the earlier demise of my Dad, I became self-employed right form 200 Level in the University, providing consultancy services for people. Years after we graduated, I already built 2 Houses while my friend was still struggling financially. He came to visit me for a period of time during which I was instrumental to him getting a contract job in same City where I lived.
I often dropped him at work early in the morning while driving to my Clients locations, and I also picked him up after work when I'm driving close by. It was on one of those days while driving home after doing some shoppings at ShopRite that an Aboki that sells Burantashi (herbs and roots stocked into plastic bottle) approached us as we were in traffic jam. I avoid anything sex-enhancement like I would a deadly plague, maybe because of my Deeper Life Church mentality that prefers to appreciate my natural God-given ability. I strongly believe that my CREATOR never made a mistake by making me unique. If Nick Vujicic that HE Created with no hands and legs could focus on Thanking CREATOR of Humanity who then unfolded his Glorious Destiny and Marriage, I will be foolish not to be grateful for how HE Created me. My friend was too eager to buy it but I discouraged him. However, my effort to prevent him from buying it soon failed when the seller brought out various sizes of joysticks carved from woods (6" inches, 8 inches, 10 inches and even 15" inches) and told us that he has the specific Burantashi that would make small penis to grow within just few days to any size chosen from the samples.
My friend's eyes widen with unprecedented excitement as he chose 8" inches carved Penis. The guy brought out the Burantashi and collected N50 payment from my friend, all these happe in Abuja back in 2018. I pleaded with my friend that he doesn't need such to make a woman orgasm. When we got back home, I got him videos on how to easily locate the female center of gravity and I showed him the best E-Book on how to use fingering the center of gravity to take a woman to Cloud Nine even before climbing her. I explained to him that to reach orgasm is the most important thing to a woman during sexual encounter and making it happen before penetration with phallus would also be very satisfying for most ladies. All my efforts to get him to throw it away failed. As instructed by the seller, my friend filled Burantashi bottle with water and started drinking it first thing in the morning when the liquid has turned dark brown. Few days after was weekend, so he travelled to meet his wife.
Later when he came back, he told me that the Burantashi really worked, that as he entered his wife, she moaned loudly "Uuurh" I just shook my head. Not long after this (precisely about 2 weeks later) I discovered that my friend started getting tired easily. I also recall that he told me that his wife asked him why his sperm looked kind of brownish in colour that day instead of normal. The Company he works with later suspended activities. My friend returned to his family as I travelled out of the Country. Many times he calls me that he needed money and I sent thinking it's just for home keeping. I never knew he was constantly in and out of Hospital. Just a little over a year, I heard the shattering News that my friend has died.
He is the best loving sincere considerate kind-hearted human being that I ever know. I have never met a kind-hearted Soul like him, he is simply the best. Still so painful that he is gone.
What exactly has your father done for his people? Is it comparable to what Herbert has done? Keep blabbing just because you have 100MB data.
Domaining101: Who knows, this one might be the next to die in helicopter crash like that Wigwe and his wife and son 😂 After all the enjoyment, traveling all over the world, flying jets and helicopter up and down, eating chicken and turkey, drinking juice, shebi e don end? I Heard it was even cardboard they use in bringing their smelling dead bodies back from Ablord 😂 When the fools where alive, you'll never see them doing anything for poor people, there own na to dey send their children go abroad go school, MIT, Cambridge, Oxford, as if na their kind dey go all those kind schools with their empty brain, while our own for here wey sabi book pass them 1000 times dey on strike, let them go and die abeg. How i wish they did open coffin the way they did for tb Joshua, i would have loved to see how their burnt and disfigured bodies would look like, make i laugh small and see weda all the enjoyment and millions go still dey show for their dead body😂 rubbish
How i wish God can take elumelu and that his three daughters next, i go too happy like mad
What are the prices to clear the following vehicles via Grimaldi 1. 2010 Toyota RAV 4 2. 2013 Toyota RAV 4 3. 2010 Hyundai Santa fe 4. 2010 Mercedes ML350 5. 2012 Toyota Highlander 6. 2014 Hyundai Elantra Thank you
This is the most ridiculous statement I ever heard. The Naira is already devauled, exporting foods means our foods will be cheaper for other countries to buy.
Hi. How much will it cost to clear the following vehicles via Grimaldi (RORO) 1. 2010 Toyota RAV 4 2. 2013 Toyota RAV 4 3. 2010 Hyundai Santa fe 4. 2010 Mercedes ML350 5. 2012 Toyota Highlander 6. 2014 Hyundai Elantra Thank you
James Brown and Bobrisky should be wary. Time's up for them too.
. Did you just threaten bobrisky and James Brown? The good thing is that in this age of high tech, you can be traced if anything happens to them both. Don't think by using a moniker on Nairaland you are completely anonymous.
Hello, much will it take to clear the under listed vehicles. Via RoRo (Grilmadi) 2007 Toyota Highlander 2007 Toyota Matrix 2009 Hyundai Borrego 2007 Infiniti Fx35
Based on what research did you get $15billion and 200,000 security personnel ? Please tell us?
ETHICALLYrlght: 8 years ago millions of Nigerians cursed President Jonathan for Nigeria's security challenges. The position hasn't changed today, we're still cursing President Buhari.
With massive land not yet habited, Nigeria faces a scary challenge of ungoverned spaces which needs about 200,000 security personnel to fill and not less than 15 billion dollars allocation for security for the next 5 years (funds must be accounted for).
Another option is filling the ungoverned spaces with large farms, refineries, factories and research centres. However, this cannot be without long term investment in human capital development which is estimated at 300 billion dollars in the next 30 years.
"We always expect miracles as a people", an assertion which corroborates the billion dollar religious sector in Nigeria. It's not magic. It takes time.
The problem is that the government is clueless and full of mediocres. They always want to perform a quick fix and take all the glory and it ends up worse. A typical example is the Nin-Simcard linkage which the government gave 6 months deadline at first. Something that should be done carefully for 10-15 years and backed up with decent border control. It's 2022, have you heard of the Nin-Simcard linkage again? It is not impossible to register and give 200+ million people identification numbers what is almost impossible is doing it in 1 year.
An aspiring President that tells you that all he wants to do in 8 years is to end the almajiri system in Northern Nigeria and ensure that 90% of those children are enrolled in Western schools knows the solution to Nigeria's problem than the one who promises constant power supply, end to insecurity, $1-1naira in 8 years.
The former aspirant would not win with such manifesto, so we are left with the latter politicians who campaign in poetry and govern in prose.
amJoe: These apps are the worst loaning apps in Nigeria.
# Sokoloan the worst of them all # GetCash owned by Sokoloan # 9jaCash owned by Sokoloan # GoCash owned by Sokoloan # 9credit # LCredit # Ajeloan
Never take a loan from these apps. I repeat, never take a loan from these apps. Avoid them 100%....
These loan providers are not there to help you but to frustrate you in such a way that you will regret your life. These apps are extorting money from desperate and helpless Nigerians in such a manner that is unacceptable.
I am not trying to condemn any loan provider unjustly but after seeing what most of them are doing to me and other people, I decided to warn people to stay clear from them or have themselves to blame at last.
These loan apps can tear peaceful families apart, give your family members call you for urgent meeting and will even give some of them high bp with their cheap threats.
Truth is, they won't do you anything, they'll only frustrate your life and tarnish your image before people who respect and trust you in every way possible, they will send your picture, phone number and and threats to all your contacts that you're a criminal, fraudster and never to be trusted in any financial transaction, they will be calling your contacts and telling them you're wanted by Nigerian Police and EFCC and that you made them your guarantor even when you didn't. They will be sending automated messages and calls to all your contacts via voice calls, sms and whatsapp threatening to arrest all your family members even those that are not even aware you took a loan from these apps.
These companies don't care about you or your respect and peace of mind, avoid them totally. They will promise you heaven and earth with every sweet words, they will spoil your social media walls with sponsored ads to treak you.
+They will give you super high interest rate + Shorter loan duration like (7-14 days) they themselves know you won't meet up with the high interest and service charge + They will create a service fee and interest differently + They treat their customers like trash, no single respect + They send out abusive messages to all your contacts when you default even for a few hours. + They will Threaten to start a fight even before the loan expires + They charge for card verification before approving a loan + Some of them won't offer you a loan but refer you to other apps and charge for services fees.
Avoid these loan apps. If you have their apps installed in your phone, remove them now. They are thieves, criminals with license to frustrate, destroy and rob desperate Nigerians looking for money via Loan scamming format. Avoid them totally. If you're looking for urgent money, plead with your family members or close friends who can help.
Don't be tempted to take loan from these companies. Be warned.
Hmmm. You guys complain alot. Why don't you approach the traditional banks for loan. I am sure loan conditions will be much easier.
southniyikaye: Well, I will not wish him death. But everybody that has done this country evil and restricted it from moving forward thereby making the youths jobless and the elders impoverished, God will visit them with death one by one
Good or bad, we all have an appointment with death. So whats your point? My simple advice is don't blame anyone or thing for your unhappiness.
Hello, please how much to clear via RORO on Grilmadi lines the following 2011 Hyundai Santa Fe 2011 Toyota Rav4 2010 Honda Civic 2010 Toyota Corolla 2010 kia Forte 2011 Hyundai Elantra Thank you
morning, please how much to clear via RORO on Grilmadi lines the following 2012 Toyota Camry 2014 Hyundai Sonata 2014 kia forte 2015 Hyundai Sonata 2018 kia Forte 2018 kia optima
mvem: babies?...oga that guy is obese and probably diabetic and that makes you more vulnerable. Studies showed in the UK that more than 25% of people that died were diabetic. More than 85% of the dead in Italy, Spain, US etc are people over 70+ with other underlying ailments or immuno- compromised systems. It is general knowledge that kids don't easily get affected and when they test positive they hardly fall sick,studies have been done to know exactly why...why do you think more black americans are dying because of their poor socio-economic indexes which translates to poorer health. The Black American Society have more obese , diabetic, hypertensive individuals per capita...If you have time go and check stats on who and who dies and you will find out hardly you see any healthy young individual dying. Cancer, diabetes, obesity etc makes one more vulnerable, their cases normally ends up being severe. If you doubt me go and do proper research on detailed analysis of covid deaths in countries taking proper data
Your words- Probably diabetic. So the question now is are you the doctor that confirmed he is diabetic? If no, shut the f$%k up. Never assume!!! Get the facts!!
ValCon888: Only in Nigeria will you see puny humans trying to push an aeroplane weighing 36,000 kilograms. I won't be surprised if they try to push a ship at sea.
Only ignorant people like you make such comments. All over the world planes are pushed if tows are unavailable due to some circumstances.
mvem: babies?...oga that guy is obese and probably diabetic and that makes you more vulnerable. Studies showed in the UK that more than 25% of people that died were diabetic. More than 85% of the dead in Italy, Spain, US etc are people over 70+ with other underlying ailments or immuno- compromised systems. It is general knowledge that kids don't easily get affected and when they test positive they hardly fall sick,studies have been done to know exactly why...why do you think more black americans are dying because of their poor socio-economic indexes which translates to poorer health. The Black American Society have more obese , diabetic, hypertensive individuals per capita...If you have time go and check stats on who and who dies and you will find out hardly you see any healthy young individual dying. Cancer, diabetes, obesity etc makes one more vulnerable, their cases normally ends up being severe. If you doubt me go and do proper research on detailed analysis of covid deaths in countries taking proper data
It's not everyone that's is obese have diabetes. Some dont even have hypertension. Havent you heard kids and regular people without any underlying condition die from Covid-19? Bottom line of what I am saying is if they didnt mention that he was diabetic or has high blood pressure, why are people assuming? Are they gods?
Dude, I had similar problem in 2017. The marriage was becoming hellish. Luckily for me, the first day I started working abroad, I made it a compulsory to save money no matter what. When I got tired of the drama, I relocated back to Nigeria . My plan is to finalize the divorce and arrange my way back. Bottom line - There are always alternatives. Dont be stuck in an unhappy life. Life is short!!!
Travel / Re: Foreign Airlines Are Underpricing Us - Alex Onyema by pokipoki: 4:24pm On Apr 10
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