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[quote author=Efemena_xy]15 years of marriage down the drain?

Believe it or not, it's not that easy for a woman to walk out of a union that old, and I'm sure the same is the case for men too. I think there's more to this story than is being let on.[/quote]I agree with this. It is not an easy action at all!

He's different class... the only consistent footballer to come out of Nigeria in the last decade or so......

Sad times for the arrogant ones!

drnoel: Oh ma broda u don´t want to go there. Its is an abomination of the Land. They say iru go ala if u kill a python. Its means u have killed one of the ancestors again and u must bury him again. So u bury the python like a human being. If u are unlucky and the elders decide the python was an important chief in his life time, that one na wahala. It means u will have to do a large burial ceremony for the whole village. Pls don´t even go their.

Nonsense. I will go there, kill snakes for fun and walk away.... Nothing will happen!

LOOL

Lilimax: Looks a little bit tight on her .
Will be good if she reserve this outfit till after her delivery.

All the same, she look good in her stage of pregnancy .
Wishing her safest delivery.

Tight on her? Must she wear a sack of beans or iro and buba because she is pregnant?

I dont see nothing wrong with the track top and pants ....

ronalmagic10: I can't believe this!! ARSEnal of all club!! Na bodi dey shark you, make season end we go know how far.

On a more serious note, pls give me ur hme address so dat I can always keep ur wyf company wen u go 2 watch match. Hope ur wfy have big ARSEnal and confirm CHESTea? tenk

Show some respect ... Fu...cking donut!

pendusky: Nigeria has a lot of cultural and traditional beliefs and taboos. Some are actively practiced while others are dormant and are not necessarily practiced presently.

•For example in the Ibibio tribe using the left hand actively is a form of insult and seen as a form of negativity ,such as using the left hand to give or accept something and even using the left hand to eat.

• In the past, Ladies esp the pregnant women were not allow to look into Masquerade in the face otherwise she will born a baby that resembles Masquerade. but now adays U will find ladies taking a photo shot with the Masquerade

The taboos are not the same, they vary in ethnicity. Here are some examples:


•In the Eke-Idemilli area of the Ibo land, its a taboo to kill any form of snake.

So what will happen if i kill a snake?

Ridiculous taboo!!!

Hahaha.. This is funny!

I thank God for my wife .... She doesnt moan or go OTT about football, i play semi-professionally, i am a die hard Arsenal fan and i can watch any football till thy kingdom come, she doesnt have any problem with all of that as long as i do my duties LOL


OP your wife is out of order, absolutely insane stuff! Locked you out of your own house? ... Even if you dont own the cribbo, she shouldnt be that petty!!!

judyeze1: Why Do Yorubas Resent APC? Why Yoruba prefer NCP?

Very dumb.... You shouldnt be asking this sort of question, APC controls the South West

Moro...n!

Before and after, you are fu.....cking ugly!

I am sorry, i tell the truth all the time!!!!!

PayDab? WTF

Another daft thread on the front page ... Whoever moved this there, is a dun..ce!

Epic Fail!

Sacked for no reason? How is that possible?! Is that the way they operate outhere?

WTF ... So they charge you if you the counter instead of the ATM?

WTF?!

And why is the word po..rn getting censored on this forum?

WTF is going on here?

Childhood - Po.rn.star

Now - Management Consultant

[quote author=Oildichotomy^]Picture or it never happened[/quote]Idio...t

What picture do you need?!

Sepp360: Few days back, i purposely asked my younger brother how often he washes his towel and the reply he threw back at me kept me wondering.


If truely, we keep our body clean by bathing with good soap and clean water, what then makes the towel dirty?...

Ask your towel!

That is a real G right there ... Fashola is different class!

[quote author=god_of_music]This woman should bow her head in shame!

She has taken advantage of that small boy!

Igbo men can be so driven by "Love" that they behave like Slaves to impress a woman! Chai!!

I'm so pissed off now!!!



#TeamGOM[/quote]STFU .... Diseased donkey!

Wonderful!

Ike Ekweremadu ..... An absolute moro...n!

[quote author=IGBO-PRESIDENT] She happens to be my girlfriend since second year. I wooed this girl for 4 months before she yielded to me. We have dated for a year and 6 months now, and happily too. But now the story has changed and a lot is about to go awry.

I observed that lately my girl was liking my best friend. Whenever we were together, drinking or chatting during pastime, she laughed @ whatever he said whether it is something funny or not. She found him very funny. Sometimes, when I visited her in her place without my friend, she would ask "what about your friend? He didn't come with you? That guy is so funny!" I couldn't help but wonder. Anger and jealousy welling up in my pregnant mind. I didn't want to ask her then if she was beginning to like my friend more than me because I felt it was nothing. I trusted her because what we shared together was more than love. I loved her so much and I was convinced she loved me too.

However, I was drinking in a bar with my friend one day when he got a sudden call. After speaking with the voice at the other end of the receiver, he hurried off on the pretext that he had something to catch up with.

The following day, I went to his house around 8am in the morning because I left some documents in his house the previous day which I was supposed to use for my clearance. I walked up to his door and knocked. His voice came from within enquiring who it was. I told him it was me.
"Ah, guy!" He yelled. "Why you no tell me say you dey come?" He queried.
"Do I now have to take permission to come to your house?" I retorted. It took him about five minutes to open the door. His sound system was playing RnB on a very high decibel. He slightly opened the door and brought out his head from the little space.
"Baba, I get visitor oo. Babe dey inside" he said.
"So? Na today? Do I not enter your room before even when you have a babe inside. Nawaoo!" I rebuked him for his meanness. But he wouldn't allow me in. I had to stand outside. I told him to get me my file and he brought it quickly and I left.
"I'll catch up with u later," he said, shortly before he shut the door again. No sooner had I reached the Senior Staff club than I reasoned that something wasn't right somewhere. It was quite unusual of Veron, my best friend on campus to refuse me entering his room because there was a girl in the room. I mean, I know most if not all his female friends and I enter his room even when they are inside except they want to get busy with each other. You know what I mean. Veron visits me too even in the company of my girl. Why did he do that? I reasoned. A voice within told me to ignore him but another persistent voice asked me to go back and find out. I decided to obey the latter voice. I went back. Lo and behold, before I could reach the street where his house is situated, I sighted my girl coming out his room, trying to wear her flat canvas. I was shocked! OMG! I couldn't believe my eyes! My heartbeat increased rapidly and my head tottered on the verge of madness. I managed to control myself. I didn't go for the clearance again. I just went back home. I went to the dope seller's, bought SK, went back and smoked shit. I felt relaxed after crying and smoking. Then I slept off.
To be continued..... Just wait[/quote]You should be ashamed of yourself for crying because your friend smashed your lady!

You are a disgrace for allowing another man woo your lady and slice her in bed!

Now get lost!

Words fail me!

What is with this silly trend on this forum nowadays?

Liverpool showing us their real self.. .they are never going to be title contenders

Where it matters most, they dont deliver ... against average teams

And to be fair, i think they are average all round anyway!

March on Arsenal and dont blow this shit ... Wenger, get your fuc..king self together and lead the boys home or get fu..cking lost next summer!

Safe to say Manchester United won't be retaining the EPL title this season!