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coogar: na chaircover una dey laugh like this? she's born in owerri but she never stayed there so pardon her igbo language skills.

LOL

solomon111: I'm a chemical engineer,based in PH and i have a serious issue troubling me.
I don't want to sound conceited but the ladies i've dated can't cook and it's giving me serious cause for concern.
I'm a good cook myself,but unfortunately i don't have time as my job is so strenous that it sometimes requires me to shuttle between 3 states everyday and i get home too tired to even take off my clothes, let alone cook.
I had to break up with the last woman in my life due to this same issue.
She asked me to give her N50,000 to stuff my kitchen which i did and that was after bragging to me how good a cook she was.
Unfortunately,i was repeatedly disappointed by the poor meals she prepares and i had to call it quit.
I've dated quite a few other ladies before her,yet they were all the same and a number of them have actually landed me at my company hospital due to runny stomach.
The few times i get to travel to see my mother,i end up taking away much food which has led to her asking me questions about the the women in my life.
Infact,i reduced the frequency of my visits to avoid those questions she asks me.
Nowadays,i come back home from work late and very tired and i just go straight to bed hungry despite having a significantly- stuffed kitchen.
I'm frustrated and i'm thinking of asking my mum to get me a good,educated wife that can cook.
I'm not one to delegate such sensitive matters to parents,but then it seems i've no choice.
I've been advised to get a maid,but the thing is i just don't trust them with my food and i don't want to put myself in compromising situations that may dent my reputation.
I want to know if there're people who have been in the same situation with me and how they solved it.

Get your as..s all up in that kitchen and take control!

Get a pro cook to train your girlfriend how to cook if you cant train her.

If you love someone you will do anything to help that person - within reason at least!

I am from the school of thought that believes no one was born to come and die in the kitchen whipping up tantalizing and sumptuous meals

I do however believe, any girlfriend or wifey should be able to make good meals, no matter what it takes ... the basics at least

If you pick up a lady who cant hack it in the kitchen, and you can, if you love her, get your as..s all up in that kitchen, teach something into her and do your fair share, you will be helping both of you ... you learn, she learns and its all happy ending that way!

I dont wait for any woman to sort me out with food ... I get in there and do the business, but i am lucky enough i dont have to do it unless i insist or its something special or just giving the missus a bit of a break.

I have never, thanks to good training and respect .... my dear lady loves that but she doesnt take advantage of my culinary skills

chaircover: This sounds rather strange, that none of the girls that you go out with can cook.

All said and done; If you do find a lady that you like but her only negative is that she cant cook, but as you say, you can cook and if she is a lady ready to learn, then why dont you consider teaching her rather than trowing away an otherwise good relationship

Dont also forget that some people are better at cooking certain foods than others. For example my fried rice is super and people eat my fried rice and tell me to go and become a caterer, I laugh because up until now I avoid cooking ogbonna because I dont feel that confident cooking it. growing up we never cooked it and it was my husband who taught me how to cook it.

Cooking Ogbonna?

Can you cook Adaobi or Awele then?

Crazy!

Nothing wrong with it.

[quote author=A-40]I'm not exonerating him but I'm saying share the blame accordingly. Woodson did turn the Hawks to playoff contenders won the Knicks a playoff series for the first time since Clinton's administration. He's a very good coach but in a bad situation[/quote]Fair enough... I rate Woodson, but to turn things around, it is starting to stack up against him as each game goes by.

Nice one bro.

[quote author=A-40]The same Woodson who had to fire his own agency to get the job? Is he the one that also had JR Smith using banned substances? I don't think he has as much say as you are crediting him for. Your owner is still a meddling one and the GM knows zilch about basketball[/quote]I get what you are saying .. In as much as Steve Mills is a bit of a joke, and James Dolan keeps 'titting' about, Woodson has got to take the flak for some of our problems. Firing his own agents to get the job is no criterion to exonerate him... That team is a mess right now, seriously ... A real mess!
I know changes need to be made off the court, but on the court, it is the same....
If Woodson is allowing the clueless Steve Mills to run shi..t totally on the court, then he should be ashamed of himself
Glen Grunwald's demotion is baffling and i think it has affected the team and Woodson in general but i still wont be exonerating Woodson at all... we chalked up 54 wins and earned a play off place, a first in 13 years, James Dolan thinks that is not good... I will be surprised if we win half of what we chalked up last year under Mills and Woodson this season!

[quote author=A-40]Actually your front office and GM is to blame for overpaying for the likes of Amare! And the OAP's you guys amassed! As if that isn't bad enough yall went and traded for the 1st pick no defense playing bust Andrea Bargnani who isn't scoring enough either[/quote]You see with Amare, i am baffled as to why he is still involved ... He appears to be dead!

Overpaying doesn't really matter to be honest as long as you have the character, mentality and ability

Woodson and co obviously have a say in the types of players we add to the roster ....

You can't exonerate Woodson from the mess going on at the New York Knicks, absolutely crazy!

From what we were last year to this, i smh

Last year it was my football team having a dumb and spineless run, this year, it is the basketball team!

Goal.com

Fu...ck it ... not credible!

WTF

I think its high time the head honchos at the New Year Knicks get rid of Mike Woodson!

Terrible start to the season ... Losing is a norm now

FFS, we cant even get shi.t right anywhere

Poor defence, misfiring offence ... Woodson is out of depth and ideas to stop the rot

MSG is a whipping base, away fronts is even worse

My poor knicks, in 16years since i have been supporting them, i have never felt this way!

Shame on the moderator who didn't just delete this crap but promoted it to the front page!


You are a disgrace

dolly dolly: The daughters clothe is not too ok with me. She is showing too much skin for a wedding held during the day. Wonder how she will sit comfortably with it.

Not too ok with you? Who are you?

If you are not happy with, you are free to do whatever you want!

Ok thank you for telling us!

Now go do some work

YES!

mikkyphp: why do these guys keep having children out of wedlock?

What is wrong with having children out of wedlock?

mamamummy: *...that *asses*...* OYIBO!

Stop modifying posts

Airforce 1=mamamummy or it is either both of you are stupi...d and dumb to see what i originally typed and how i tried to get round the censor put on the word

Dweeb

Airforce1: @ the Bolded..

Oloshi mr lecturer.

Stop modifying posts, fu...cking pleb!

ThePrekky: lemme free ma drug shots/ pair me with Joshuabase? cmon.mik! I've seen a lot worse/ emi ni contractor, I'll just sit and puff puff/
while Julius Berger gets rid of Joshua Base like demolishing the Synagogue church/
he'll git skinned at all costs/ I've come to write ma stuff/
any kid who form player. . .will have his whole fam bladders burst. .till dia neigbours turn to Vulcanizer work!/
acgiyfxs.. excuse ma typo/ I'm rude? that's trifle/ my gf pays me to smooch my rifle/
cos I juggle girls around. . . while you niggehzz chuck boys like Jude and Brymo!/
if they offer anyone else king, pls refuse the title/ or I go stab am/ till he cant kip his chin up like a thick madam/
cos ur expendable nd when I'm thru, police will register you as Jason. . .cos I talk say Na Yu start am!/
I'm putting these liars who dispute me as sire/ into wood lit with fire/
And if they bolt home, I move in and fire. . .cos I know yall cudnt guard your lair. . .moving to Bayern!/
we shoot till we tire/ deze rhymes? look and desire/ wen I write, emcees marvel at everything/
plus in real hustle, I gat containers coming but you won't claim ur good is in park. . .till u travel to Everton!/
Bis expires by 12 noon... 3... 2... 1... taandam

And you call the crap above flows?

Dumb flows, paper strength shi...t as.s flows!!!!

Danhumprey: Oga Seun,I beg you in the name of God. Please,release Mikey. Give him another chance,please! I would take him on some 'sensitivity training' to curb whatever madness is making him to break the rules!


Please,I beg you,just release him. That won't happen again!

Yo i need folks who can stuff 20k envelopes on the daily ... Looks like you are fu..cking jobless

Bloody launching silly threads here and there clogging up the forum

Did you have to open a thread for the crap you typed above?

Get a life dude, old raggedy as..s!!!

Waspy: Is Sheree the hyped form of Sheri(fat)? . I neva heard that name before now

Nope it is not, you local bung head!

[quote author=tpia@]The body language is somehow off, its just not very convincing, imo.

I need to see more evidence of the alleged relationships between this man and the kids he's pictured with.

And tiwa doesnt seem like the kind of person who would be into married men, she's from a good family background and unless her family was polygamous, she doesnt appear like the kind of person who would be comfortable with such.

She is too artless, you have to have a scheming personality to be able to successfully date an openly married male.

Anyone is free to prove me wrong, i dont have all the facts here.

I do agree though, the husband seems hard.[/quote]What has it got to do with you?

Who the hell are you to be requesting evidence on an issue that doesn't relate to you?

Strange human being!

Airforce1: Baby is cute..

Did his wife bleached or something?

Her asss is on point tho.

Smh.. Did his wife 'bleached'? terribly put together ....you need to go and sort your understanding of the english language out and stop committing grammatical blunders on a public forum!

And that as..s is not on point, it is like a loaf of bread!

I am done.

Unfortunate

[quote author=k.style]So fvckin annoying....cleverly is a rotten bastard...he shld drop dead on d pitch lyk vivian foe[/quote]Idio....t! Is there any need for the last bits of your comment above?

Well done Kim ... The best header of your 'Korea'

Well done Cardiff City FC

A fantastic weekend, Man Utd drop points, my FPL team racked points, Arsenal won, Tottenham lost, the bookies got mugged, i am in heaven!

obadiah777: oh ye scoffers why do ye scoff. open your eyes and look around you. the world as we know it is on its last legs. in a matter of months the nukes will start flying. 36 months maximum ( 3 years )

You are full of sh..it... STFU

bolaino: this is a prophecy for wizkid, God wants you back, he wants to take back the talent he has given you. He wants you to start singing for him. Thus saith the lord. PS: this is from me to you wizkid, you know i'm right, the dreams and the strange sensation of awe you experience most times. Thats God mann, come to him and the joy you think you have now ill be smitherins where his joy his

Not sure about Taye Taiwo but Uche and Osaze, as long as their form for club is fairly consistent, they are indispensable.

[quote author=tpia@]I thought she was in mourning?[/quote]Dumb.... Very dumb!

Get a life Tpia, you sadist!

meracool: LIFESTYLE COACH ....

For What..............?

Seek knowledge, you have the internet at your disposal, use it effectively!

Do it yourself, a lifestyle coach is a bloody profession!!!!!

Deserved..... He's a consistent performer