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In life everybody get his/her own problem, maybe fucking all the Nigerian girls is ur biggest problem. I wish you well bro.more Grease to ur elbow

And 4 ur mind U think say u get problem ahbi? make reserve my comment shaa

RIP TO HIM

weda u plus or u no plua, wetting concern me, everybody on His way oo.

HBD my man

Rubbish

weed at work

You better move on oo

AMEN

As far as football is concerned, no b everything Ref go blow nal, Referee is also a human being, at times they consider some tinx b4 making a decision

Ezege Igbo niile!!! My love 4 Dix guy has no bound.

I de enjoy una argument shaa, make una ride on

Am following up

make them calm down nal

Chaaiii da year

This Black Mamba long oo

Make sense shaa

Make I comment my reserve

Nice 1 bro

wetting concern me

mtcheew

Slimslimqq:
eyah... but is it fair if u beat up ur senior ones in presence of ur neighbors?

Never, is very bad, I only leave the house whenever they upset me.

Eeeyea I wish I have oo, am the last born in my family, but none of my elderly ones hv touch me bcox am very physical, due to my steady visit to the gym house. anyway leme enjoy the stories in dix thread

No b all of Dem be real nigggers oo some de jonx

Baba Nla

That 1 concern dem

Zubby my man, I like ur style shaa

Uwa bu onye na way ya

Premier league is settled Dix season

dannyrhymes600:
I am currently studying animal health technology, one day me and one junior doctor went to treat a dog in the client's house, as we got there, I was expecting to see one of his German Shepherd or Rottweiler ( the ones he regularly brings to the clinic )the mfvcker started growling as if we been get quarrel before as I stretched my neck to see the breed, ladies and gentlemen na heavy Caucasian dog i see oh worst part is, the gateman told us his name is kratos ( I mean who gives a dog kratos as name ), as we were contemplating on who will take his parameters the fvcker broke the tiny little chain he was restrained with, before I could say aminu tambuwa, junior doctor has scaled the fence, I started running inside the compound with the beast close to my tail bone, I got betrayed by my shoe lace at the backyard of the compound and fell, I thought death has finally come, to my greatest surprise the beast came on me with playing gestures ( dog breeders will understand ), I tamed the beast and started playing with it, the gateman and doctor thought he has finally killed me. The doctor later climbed down from the fence and saw me playing with the beast, he begged me not to say a word about it in the clinic .

wooow Dix 1 off me oo

mezico96:
My second experience...

My boss was mad at me and my colleagues cos he couldn't seal a deal, weird right?? Funny, he's actually a good man but difficult a times, sometimes I wonder if he smoke igbo before coming to shop

As I was saying....

He was really angry, so he asked me and my second to meet him in his house that evening... Before then my colleague, a TIV guy told me that we are in trouble,my boss has a big dog... But the idiot didn't explain to me so I never paid attention to what he was passing across.

Fwrd>>> At me boss place

A nice looking house with big gate...when we got there my Guy called my boss and he told us to go in and lock the gate which we did, my idiot colleague stood at the gate and I was wondering why, I walked confidently into the compound asif I was the landlord until I started hearing that sound that dogs make when you try to collect bone from them but this sound is different, asin the breathing is deep,heavy and powerful...That thing looks like a bear,lion and wolf altogether, the teeth is like that of a dragon...and it is very big

When I saw the creature in front of me ehhn..O.M.G!!! I could swear that I saw my spirit leaving my body. I felt like crying, my legs became heavy and light at same time, my legs where shaking as if it can't carry my body anymore...my colleague... That fool, I turned and didn't even see the idiot again.

Na so I pick race, usain bolt+, aswear, with the speed I ran that day ehh,even bolt will not catch me I will break any record Usain bolt has in racing... I never in my life knew I could run like that.

I didn't know how or when, somehow I found myself on top of my oga fence,my Paradise, even though bottle was stuck under my foot..its better na than to be eaten by that thing...

When my my spirit returned to my body.I used my eyes to search for my colleague, guys, this fool locked himself up in the dog's cage, how I wish they were even two...


I quit my work the next day

I hate what I don't like

I can't stop laughing oo