₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,788 members, 8,513,699 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 November 2026 at 11:44 AM

Toggle theme

Pootle's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Pootle's Profile › Pootle's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 (of 365 pages)

Politics › Re: Nigeria-Niger Mega Rail Project Threatened, Over 1,000 Trucks Trapped by Pootle: 8:10am On Aug 08, 2023
you mean the trucks that keep falling and killing innocent lives
Career › Re: My Banker Friend Quit His Job To Work In A Car Wash by Pootle: 1:48pm On Aug 07, 2023
people fro his village are after him
Sports › Re: Fifa Women's World Cup 2023: Caption This Photo by Pootle: 1:19pm On Aug 07, 2023
fresh laps
Family › Re: I Can't Forgive My Late Mummy And My Daddy by Pootle: 1:54pm On Aug 06, 2023
this life hard...we all have story to tell sad
Health › Re: I Find It Difficult To Sleep by Pootle: 10:37am On Aug 05, 2023
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool COOK and SMOKE na too different tin na..


WTF MAN!
na layman no mind am grin
Health › Re: I Find It Difficult To Sleep by Pootle: 10:36am On Aug 05, 2023
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool na small case na..



U no need any sleeping TABLET or MAGICIAN or MUSICIAN to make u sleep..


Waiting u need na RAW WEED..


Use RAW WEED take cook better JOLLOF RICE..


Make sure say u put enough RAW WEED inside the pot of rice as e de HOT for fire..


if e don, just relax and eat..


once u eat finish.. U go just de SMILE SMILE..


Ur body go just de sweet u.. U no go even de worry about Nigerian ECONOMY..

Before 1 minute u go DOZE OFF.. u go sleep deep sleep..


Even if dem flog u 2by4, u no go wake up!


Even if dem flog u ORAIMO cord, u no go feel anything!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
grin grin grin my OG ....nice advise brof
Car Talk › Re: As A Driver, What Would You Do In This Situation? by Pootle: 4:35pm On Aug 04, 2023
you need go off the road....no better option, except you ready to die smiley
Travel › Re: Kindly Share Your Late Night Driving Experience Here by Pootle: 1:49pm On Aug 04, 2023
while working for a haulage company back in the days. my supplies was always between Lagos and ogun state i never drove during the day to avoid unnecessary disturbance but there was a day i was on my way to sango ota using the agbara route my tire got burst, and i change the it, but the load was kinda much another behind got punctured again at these point to avoid damaging the rim i park and was waiting for daybreak, one person jus tapped on the window i was scared but he signal no harm and he said if am wise i should leave the vehicle as soon as possible that some gang are coming for me, though i was planning to initially leave, i immediately ran out and followed him. he said his the may guard of a filling station like 10meters away so i ran inside there less than 1min those boys came tried all they could till they successfully open the doors at the back and carted away with some goods, the aboki cam to meet and said i should jus drag the van inside the filling station premises anyhow i can, he they don't they cant enter inside, so i did in 5min they where with two wheelbarrow ready to clear the whole goods i was jus shivering like cold fowl, goods worth millions. i was ask to pay for the stolen once and worth was 150k or so....was a crazy night
Car Talk › Re: This 1992 Lamborghini LM002 Is For Sale (Did You Know Lamborghini Built A Pickup by Pootle: 7:07pm On Aug 03, 2023
ugly in looks, but pretty in the hood
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija All Stars: Cross Steals A Kiss From Ceec (Photo) by Pootle: 7:04pm On Aug 03, 2023
buhari should have banned this trash of a show
Business › Re: FG Asks Google To Remove 18 Loan Apps From Play Store (Full List) by Pootle: 4:31pm On Aug 03, 2023
smart move
Travel › Re: American Tourist Describes Nigeria After Spending 12 Days In Lagos (Photos) by Pootle: 4:28pm On Aug 03, 2023
sadly all he said are true...very bad, we need reorientate ourselves na still we dey japa for ship rudder for 21 centeury undecided
Travel › Re: Four Nigerians, Rescued In Brazil, Survived 14 Days On A Ship's Rudder by Pootle: 4:15pm On Aug 03, 2023
Dyfynezz12:
No wonder the whites think we are half human nd half animal
you right we act and behave that way most time...living like a rodent, more like those monkeys that truck drivers tie to their truck undecided
Romance › Re: No Nigerian Man Can Afford Me - Nigerian Lady Says by Pootle: 3:30pm On Aug 03, 2023
with stretched marked joggs
Car Talk › Re: The All New 2024 Toyota Prado... What's Your Take? by Pootle: 6:25pm On Aug 02, 2023
they borrowed rover style ....but looks cool
Politics › Re: Femi Falana's Speech On Labour Protest Ground (Video) by Pootle: 4:44pm On Aug 02, 2023
na who no see govt money thief dey dey join labour union
Family › Re: How Healthy Is Yale Bread? by Pootle: 7:01pm On Aug 01, 2023
Kajaard:
Don't mind them. Even Jesus Christ ate bread and shared bread with the disciples as well.
grin grin with bean grin grin
Travel › Re: Crashed Helicopter at Oba Akran, Ikeja (Photos) by Pootle: 6:19pm On Aug 01, 2023
cant the emergency team condor that crash site and secure it for forensic cause of the crash rather than iron condemn guy looking for the metal to cart away with undecided
Politics › Re: Tinubu Decorates Service Chiefs In Aso Villa by Pootle: 10:04am On Aug 01, 2023
Curse777:
grin

We need to contribute money to send you to Ukraine

.
i swear i ready o...i tried joining wagner, but those guys hate blacks like shit they only care about what they can get ie money and natural recourses, i was also not admitted into NDA after 3 attempt and was denied short services after i graduated, my uncle a Lieutenant Colonel once told me he said, ppl like you are too brutal for the army high ranked soldier, if you eventually become a soldier we wont be able to manage you
Politics › Re: Tinubu Decorates Service Chiefs In Aso Villa by Pootle: 9:40am On Aug 01, 2023
Curse777:
cool


I watched the video of Chief of Army Staff doing press up... That man is gallant and combat ready

Wishing them Goodluck


.
hoping he plans a coup....and the whole country dive into chaos grin ....i get my adrenaline from chaos cool
Politics › Re: First Lady Oluremi Tinubu Commends Super Falcons by Pootle: 9:30am On Aug 01, 2023
that TV looks too small
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mali And Burkina Faso Release Joint Statement In Support Of Nigerien Coup by Pootle: 9:28am On Aug 01, 2023
i love wars....i enjoy its build up and scenerio around it, but africans are cowards they wont fight each other undecided
Music/Radio › Re: Which Song Is Perfect For Your Current Mood? by Pootle: 7:12pm On Jul 31, 2023
ganja farmer
marlon asher
Politics › Re: Ministerial Nominee, Joseph Utsev, Told Senate He Started Primary School At 4 by Pootle: 5:38pm On Jul 31, 2023
Akaegwu:
government school. Build by the church, managed by government. Hope you can rest now.
no am still investigating undecided....was your dad a rich man or a pastor in the church
Education › Re: Tinubu Approves Buses For SUGs Nationwide, Rejects Arbitrary Increase Of Fees by Pootle: 5:34pm On Jul 31, 2023
Diligent1:
Mr president, what are you doing about the price of rice, we can't afford the current price.

We thought you will open border because the northerners are making these foods too expensive.
u too like food man shall not live by bread alone grin
Celebrities › Re: Elon Musk Reactivates Kanye West’s Twitter Account After Ban (Photos) by Pootle: 5:30pm On Jul 31, 2023
i dey wait the x update on my fone
Politics › Re: Ministerial Nominee, Joseph Utsev, Told Senate He Started Primary School At 4 by Pootle: 5:28pm On Jul 31, 2023
Akaegwu:
Imo State. Owerri. The state capital. I'm from owerri west based on new local government area.
did you attend a private or government school huh

note the number of private school where very limited as at this period
Politics › Re: Tinubu Removes Restrictions In Obtaining Students Loans by Pootle: 4:45pm On Jul 31, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Pressure don dey mount on this warey
kindly explain further
Politics › Re: Tinubu Removes Restrictions In Obtaining Students Loans by Pootle: 4:44pm On Jul 31, 2023
good
Politics › Re: Ministerial Nominee, Joseph Utsev, Told Senate He Started Primary School At 4 by Pootle: 4:43pm On Jul 31, 2023
Akaegwu:
I was born in 1980.
cool what state and local govt
Politics › Re: Ministerial Nominee, Joseph Utsev, Told Senate He Started Primary School At 4 by Pootle: 4:35pm On Jul 31, 2023
Akaegwu:
He may be right. I started at 5
what year huh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thriving In Turbulent Times: Unlocking The Power Of Nigeria's Workforce by Pootle: 4:11pm On Jul 31, 2023
i hate rubbish

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 (of 365 pages)