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Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley's Interview With Reno Omokri Over Mohbad Death (Videos) by Pootle: 12:52pm On Sep 28, 2023
too many important national issues, Nigerians are easily distracted no one complaining about the rising cost of gas undecided
Autos › Re: Can The Iphone 15 Pro Max Price Buy Any Car In Nigeria? - Carmart.ng by Pootle: 6:34pm On Sep 27, 2023
alphabbey1:
Honestly, your analysis is flawed.
Anyone considering to buy 1.5m Naira car is definitely not the target market of iPhone...

No be poor man dey consider to use 12 Pro max, talkless of 15 Pro
referring to anyone that win it through any organization give away grin
Family › Re: Confession Time: Why Did You Marry Your Wife/husband by Pootle: 5:07pm On Sep 27, 2023
for me time don due, though like her cool
Family › Re: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by Pootle: 9:46am On Sep 27, 2023
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Chai see FOOD!


PEPPER SOUP don land bross!



Abeg send me ur location.. make I press all my WEED together and JAZZ in ur UNIT..


Abeg make sure say u buy better HOT GIN to use press tins down..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
gimme small weed to use hold body na OG
Family › Re: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by Pootle: 9:44am On Sep 27, 2023
Makamatic:
See as baba put Igbo for inside cup . We know say no be loud bro
egbo aka naija na the best bro if no be say e dey smell too much na em good pass....loud nd co are lased even rastafarians preach againt them grin
Crime › Re: My Experience With The Nigeria Police Force Today. by Pootle: 9:34am On Sep 27, 2023
nigerians are one of the most difficult people to govern...jus the simple truth
Foreign Affairs › Re: Viktor Sokolov Seen In Video After Ukraine Said It Killed Him by Pootle: 3:26pm On Sep 26, 2023
jus the way wagner boss will hit hard on his former alley with vengeance, it gonna be the start of the 3world war. watch out cool
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Pootle: 3:08pm On Sep 26, 2023
youngsahito:
Very funny, I remembered a time in the university when we want to do mountainairing with man o war and the red cross. We all went together singling and jaming to rugged song. We got to the mountain side and people started climbing while some that couldn't climb followed another route.
I was forming rugged and a strong guy so I decided to join those climbing the mountain alas! I want just struck in the middle cos I couldn't climb further for the slippery mountain.
I was between the red sea and devil that day because we are above 200ft to the ground and I was thinking that mama and papa don't know that their child is in this kind of dilemma.
To cut the long story short so I guy saw how scared I was so he decided to help me up me that was always scared of height. I thank God and that guy for saving my life cos it won't be funny at all.
grin grin
Politics › Re: Palliative: Officials Distribute 3 Cups Of Rice With ₦1,000 In Kogi (Video) by Pootle: 7:24pm On Sep 25, 2023
i dont believe in hell...cos nigeria is hell enough
Politics › Re: Palliative: Officials Distribute 3 Cups Of Rice With ₦1,000 In Kogi (Video) by Pootle: 7:21pm On Sep 25, 2023
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Fashion › Re: Nose Piercing, Waist Beads A Turn-on For Me (photos) by Pootle: 6:44pm On Sep 25, 2023
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool


one thing I have noticed about girls wit WAIST BEADS, them de sabi NACK well well!


last month way I go ASHAWOO house, e get one slim fine dark ASHAWOO BANI wey I carry JAZZ in room


As she remove her cloth, her WAIST BEADS just show and the thing come make my PREEK stand like STANDING FAN..


As we begin NACK, this girl use her too legs tie my WAIST.. as I de NACK her NaSo my WAIST de bend go one side..


My PREEK come de bend bend inside her TOTTO..


this girl nearly chop off my PREEK with her TOTTO..


After we NACK finish, na wheelchair them use carry me dat day with the help of some guys around..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
grin grin ogee howfar na
Agriculture › Re: This Is The Biggest Cat Fish I've Ever Seen by Pootle: 6:33pm On Sep 25, 2023
after eating all the rubbish it been feed with
Politics › Re: Each Nigerian Owes N396,376 As Public Debt Rises To N87.4 Trillion by Pootle: 1:31pm On Sep 25, 2023
jus when i thought i was debt free grin
Travel › Re: Long Distance Travel: What Do You Eat Or Drink Before You Travel? by Pootle: 4:44pm On Sep 24, 2023
watery beans and egg, drink kunu to wash is down tongue
Politics › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Seen Buying Roasted Plantain In Lagos (Video) by Pootle: 8:44am On Sep 23, 2023
after election what is he up to huh
Travel › Re: Nigerians Abroad. Share Your Experience With Racism And Discrimination by Pootle: 6:37pm On Sep 21, 2023
how about share your experience with tribalism in nigeria
Travel › Re: Nigerians Abroad. Share Your Experience With Racism And Discrimination by Pootle: 6:25pm On Sep 21, 2023
we call our own tribalism
Family › Re: My Mom Doesn't Appreciate Me. How Do I Handle This? by Pootle: 6:09pm On Sep 21, 2023
she wan make you double your husl
Politics › Re: NAF Expecting 51 New Aircraft As Minister Lauds Joint Operations by Pootle: 7:22pm On Sep 19, 2023
another scam
Agriculture › Re: Must You Live In The City? Why Village Life Is Better!! by Pootle: 7:19pm On Sep 19, 2023
the state i did my nysc. there was some very rich men there. there were some men that were into cocoa farming and they were very very rich some had like 15 to 25 white hilux used for transporting the cocoa to companies and exporting, other ones were into lumbering and they had lot of trucks and a nice abode they reside, but one funny thing is there was no electricity in that village for reasons i dont know and millionaires where living in that village.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Inside Soweto's First Government Gay Clinic - LESSONS by Pootle: 7:06pm On Sep 19, 2023
na fire go shave their pubic hair undecided
Politics › Re: Drone Shots Of Barrister Natasha Akpoti victory rally In Okehi Lg(pics, vid) by Pootle: 1:45pm On Sep 19, 2023
people dey kogi state undecided
Celebrities › Re: "Justice For Mohbad" Protest Hits Abeokuta, Ogun State (Video, Pictures) by Pootle: 1:40pm On Sep 19, 2023
gen z and movement....bad governance, price of things sky rocketing no major protest or demonstration, i cant vouch for the dead undecided may the soul of the departed rest in peace.
Career › Re: Auwalu Salisu, Tricycle Rider Returns ₦18 Million To Passenger In Kano by Pootle: 11:57am On Sep 19, 2023
they bought him another keke to continue his husl
Career › Re: 10 Strange Professions That No Longer Exist by Pootle: 2:15pm On Sep 18, 2023
things happen for yester years oo shocked
Education › Re: Sexual Harassment: Universities, Polytechnics Clamp Down On 35 Professors, Other by Pootle: 1:38pm On Sep 18, 2023
lecturers and kpekus be like 5 nd 6....even the decent ones girls no dey let them rest
Christianity Etc › Re: God Does Not Live In Heaven - Pastor Abel Damina (Video) by Pootle: 8:52am On Sep 18, 2023
both the real and fake na when you die you go know if all you ever read or heard was true undecided
Travel › Re: Flood Destroys 150 Houses In Jos, Plateau State by Pootle: 8:41am On Sep 18, 2023
we are still lucky in this part of africa
Culture › Re: I Was Flogged By A Masquerade by Pootle: 7:54pm On Sep 15, 2023
you see people they give masquerade space you wan buga pass undecided
Education › Re: UK: Schools In Leeds Lockdown After Threatening E-mails To Staff, Students by Pootle: 2:20pm On Sep 14, 2023
bad belle everywhere grin grin
Sports › Re: Best 100 Players In History' Named – And Fans Absolutely Lose Their Minds by Pootle: 2:18pm On Sep 14, 2023
Gangster1ms:
Messi number 1?? Di Maria is even more of a player than him but the pretentious dwarf Pr is too powerful grin

If you ask someone :
The most rigged World Cup of all time , they’ll say Qatar 2022 .
The most rigged Ucl winners of all time , they’ll say 2009 .
The most rigged d’or winner of all time , they’ll say 2010 & 2021 .
Funny thing is that Messi is involved in all of these and his fans remains dumbgrin
you are right
Family › Re: Should I Call Off My New Relationship Because Of This?? by Pootle: 2:14pm On Sep 14, 2023
both of you are desperate

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