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U've got bad imagining skills

DonCrust: Lolz the truth is, as short as I am, I tall pass the 2 of u. Lets say my imagination

With the size of boobs and yansh i have i can be managed.

spookem: I'm 6ft tall..and you said you're taller than me..thats too bad. No man gonna want you

Na soo dem dey take port?

spookem: the sim card(girlfriend) is cheating on you...why not port to another girl

Nothing

Lol

scipher: Heard she was arrested

Most romantic post of the year

CyrilWhyte: Can't believe what MTN, the so called communication giant is doing oh, 4 up2 two months now, dey have been deducting money 4rm my account each time I recharge, N400, N200, N100, N750, the last one that got mε so angry was when I recharged N1500 and they wiped it as well, their customer care couldn't take calls, I had 2 go 2 an outlet 2 revive my money back. After a while, 2day, it started again, first was N100 and the next was this evening N200, what is happening, must they steal 4rm their so called valued subscribers 2 get rich? Its so pathetic.

Na lie cos i tall pass u,my vision too

spookem: my instinct

Mix 1 tot of alomo with five table spoon of powdered pepper and apply it on ur manhood two times daily if u dont see any improvement visit ur village and beg the witches there to leave u alone

Find a catapult and fill ur pocket with stones.If it online throw it at ur screen anything u see her stalking u and if na real life matter gauge her yansh and hit it really hard.

Let them sell it well well,na their future wives i dey pity

flolancracker: ^ woa woa..†he docs could actually sell it to †he witch docs.. defo keepin pap! Whoever wants it, would be given DIRECTLY

What is the essence of a man having a joystick if he cannt shake ur senses anytime you u shokolo.

Kslib: You forgot the important one..
6.. A TIGER IN BED:
Women,not just Nigerian women want a man that can sexually shift their "shokolo" to the promise land..
A man who can make them speak in tongues.. Ah han kpiri kapta kpo liki liki..
....
A man who can make them "wet" whenever they think about their last sexual journey..
A man who can make them "open their legs" and say "honey,can i please have your autograph?,but please sign with your joystick"..
..
All izz well!

I want sm for ritual,who is willing to sell me his

What makes u think i'm very short?

spookem: you must be very short

Same with girls and the girls are even worse

Donnapheey419: Girls devotes their time just to satisfy their men but what they get in return is nothing but their guyz cheating on them which is not fair.But if they find out that their girls is cheating on them,they give the girl quit notice....Guyz are just like snake that is covering itself with a banana leaf seaking 4 whom to insert its dangerous venom into...So girls,BEWARE!!!

Na tall we go chop?so far as he is taller than me i'm cool

And most guys on nl are uncircumcised

tpacalipse: Most babes on NL are witches.

As we are in the ninth month and still counting we shd remember end time things are near.

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Ashawo

Nonso23: THOSE LEGS!!!

Do i hve to comment?

Waving

That day was men suffering day

;>;>see ur face[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..liquid..u been to London?..Mr man..u beera back of from my babe...u dis Ghana fisherman!! [/quote]

Rectify

Wikid

sexkillz: [color=#000030]

They compared her to Einstein, she accepted. He likes the way you speak British accent ONLINE. . . Falls from chair. [/color]

Wikid

sexkillz: [color=#000030]

They compared her to Einstein, she accepted. He likes the way you speak British accent ONLINE. . . Falls from chair. [/color]

Lol,check ur mail

Danhumprey: It's like comparing a mad man with Albeit Einstein. OP,go back and register for primary school again. Your English reeks of illiteracy.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..running back to London! [/quote]

Big as $

Keeper

If u want dumb children follow new generation tinz.

I will join the fun