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passionate88: Sauce pls?

yellowpawpaw: Technically,she was a virgin but spiritually,she is not.
Madam go and buy female equivalent of viagra. Take overdose.
Do it consistently for like two weeks, he will be d one begging.
Get lubricating gel so u won't be bruised. If he start getting tired, take more of d drug and attack.He want to run,no gree.
Fuc*k d hell outta him for like two weeks until he faints one day.

U can tie him up too. Just endure it and teach him a lesson he will never forget.
Nobody will tell him to calm down by force.
How I wish he met his equal.
Yeyecious man.

OROZONE: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; nairaland, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, Thank You Everyone!!!

flolancracker: ..so what should we do about it?

flolancracker: ..so what should we do about it?

kulyie: you forget that all this small small gehs of nowadays dont think like that again.the first day of my life i saw a deek,i almost fainted. Fear sef hold me to tosh am, i run comot for there ni with my eyes closed and screaming,people dey look me like person wey dey kolo but these ones,them go put am for mouth dey do like person wey dey lick lolipop

Monicasque: u forgive because holding a grudge only hurts u more and u move on bcoz the one who has hurt u before is not worth u anymore and it would only hurt u more if u held on but i am not an expect baby as sometimes some people can change.

Gudintent: Ever heard of eating with the aroma of the stew