Nkiruka35:


Lol....for where

3pleDAssistant:
Let me book this space.

I'll come back and answer when I am finally in a relationship.

By the way, for those that'll come below me... abeg... inu awe lawa...

make una no lie... and if you wan lie... lie small small.

Thank you.

zimbolaa:

Nah... I have given my life to Christ. I suck only lollipops now.

Welcum:

Are you a Warri boy!?! No lie oh!

Nkiruka35:


Lol....for where

onyenatruchi:
[b] Relationship Wahala no be here;

Story of my life;

Just take time and read from beginning to the end, you will understand.

I got married to a Yoruba Lady just to try another tribe.

Since I got married to a Yoruba woman, my life has never been the same, she prepares only ewedu and Amala for me, I told her to cook another food for me, she insisted that her parents taught her how to prepare only Amala and ewedu.

This Lady can snore for Africa, she doesn't allow me to sleep at night, na snoring she dey use wake me up for night.

Whenever we want to make love, I will force her to bath, but to no avail. She said that she bath only once in a day, I did not argue with her, I insisted that she must bath before making love.

My brothers, this Yoruba Lady went into the bathroom, stayed only 1 minute and came out, I ask her why she bath only 1 minute, she said bathing is not her thing, she is used to it.

My brothers, what offence did i commit for marrying a Yoruba Lady. All the things she dey do for house, I just dey tolerate her, na so so mess she dey mess for room whenever she eat her Amala and ewedu.

She Don use ofe mmanu scatter my family, Who did i offend.

I have already divorced her in peace.

tuboi:



This is the funniest post I’ve seen on Nairaland...Thanks for sharing and ur creativity is top notch

pozehnani:


Lol... Fine boy my foot!

ictjobber:
Took her out, we ate, drank and ate again. When it was time to pay, I found out my atm no dey my wallet.. . Let me just stop here. Thinking about that day still sends chills down my spine.

chyzoo4u:
I know if I say it happened to a mumu friend, many will still think it happened to me. In that case, let me say it happened to me.

I no too get the title, but I just wan type relationship brouhaha.

I bought blackberry for my babe 8 years ago, she was using one upgraded calculator she called phone, so I changed it for her with BB bold 4.

She was so happy, even though she had earlier told me she can't marry anyone from my place, and that she not ready for Bangladesh.

I opened Facebook for her, in less than a week, she has already started catching cruise with a bobo in Lagos. She told me she want to visit her uncle in Asaba, I gave her 8k for transport fare. Chai! That guy mumu fa

She traveled and called me she has gotten to her destination, next morning she updated her Facebook timeline where she wrapped white towel with the guy shirtless holding her from behind... na so guy man tear cry like new born baby

From here, I'm pulling out of being the mumu guy, make everybody farm for his farm abeg...

So, "he" called a few friends and in the process of explaining his predicament, he passed out. He was rushed to the hospital, the doctor said the way things are going, the guy might have loss of memory.

His boss was called, the doctor repeated what he said earlier, then his boss paid 12k bill and then scolded him to get up from there and go wash his car before he get home and then he left. Na so the mumu stand up and start going home.

The babe returned after 1 week with STI, mumu still give babe 15k for treatment and never Bangladeshed till they separated.

Mumu spent close to half a million on that girl without Bangladesh. I can't forget this in a hurry.

Galaxydon1:
lies

Sunisonflex39:
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Buffalo2:
Una no fit transfer?

chatinent:
We must have had one embarrassing thing we've ever done in a relationship.


What was it?


Me: It was in year one... we were having a freshman night.

I ate different combinations of food. I became pressed.

Lied to bae I was feeling sick and had to go home to rest.

Baba, as I leave there, I locate one bush near one gate likedat enter dey pass time unto fresh breeze things o. It late getting darker by the day. Mehn, see relief. I backed the road.


Wetin I see na torch light illuminated at my angle with a voice saying: “...so this na the hostel where you dey sleep baa?”


She called my name twice so that I responded.


Her friend with her was laughing.

Mehn, that call made me know she wasn't sure I was the one, plus the light wasn't too bright to reveal the person hiding behind the icheku trees.

Mehn I begin crawl enter inside inside bush to escape the brightness of the torch.


Dey followed me o.

I took off.

They took off too o saying “you no go fit escape this one.”


They were trying to affirm truly it was me.


We ran around the bush for about five minutes before I dribbled them and came to the main road and super-ran to the hostel, changed my clothes, and feigned deep sleep.

Lol. Fine boy like me no fit just gree fa.


This wahala babe still come my hostel. Now, they were four. Lol. Trust me, I denied all allegations.

Enough respect.



Please share yours.

Dreyton36:


Hope them let you clean yansh o

Lights up my kpoli in peace

UyaiIncomparabl:
Well, that'd be gagging on his huge, fat and long dick. The longest I have ever seen. When the dick is flaccid, it gets to his knees, now imagine it when it's erect. No jokes. I was still a learner then, so while sucking this idiot's dick, the fool was enjoying it so much and was moaning so loudly that he forced his long infested dick down my throat and it got stuck.

It went deep down my throat and into my stomach. Neighbours had to come to rush us to the hospital. They took us that way (his dick in my mouth). I almost died of embarrassment and pain.

We were operated on and pitifully, his dick had to be cut off since it wouldn't come out on its own. Wheeew. Those doctors tried.

I wore a neck plaster for 8 months and broke up with him thereafter. Sadly, he lost his dick and everything, I had to dump him later on. I dumped his sorry ass like a hot pot.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Well, that'd be gagging on his huge, fat and long dick. The longest I have ever seen. When the dick is flaccid, it gets to his knees, now imagine it when it's erect. No jokes. I was still a learner then, so while sucking this idiot's dick, the fool was enjoying it so much and was moaning so loudly that he forced his long infested dick down my throat and it got stuck.

It went deep down my throat and into my stomach. Neighbours had to come to rush us to the hospital. They took us that way (his dick in my mouth). I almost died of embarrassment and pain.

We were operated on and pitifully, his dick had to be cut off since it wouldn't come out on its own. Wheeew. Those doctors tried.

I wore a neck plaster for 8 months and broke up with him thereafter. Sadly, he lost his dick and everything, I had to dump him later on. I dumped his sorry ass like a hot pot.

KAM3KAZI:


You suck lollipops I thought people only lick them

UyaiIncomparabl:


Gosh. I hate one-minute men like you.

Ginaz:
Lol, he wasn’t my boyfriend though but he was my crush at that time .

I happened to be scratching my ass jeje inside my house when he walked in with his sister to visit my aunt .
My right hand was deep inside my pant , skirt don shift go down , scratching like I don’t give a damn .

Then I heard a sound behind me, on turning I sighted him and sis. I walked away in heavy shame.

I was 16yrs then.

AyarmBoye:
mehn ...... you be DJ cuppy ni?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Well, that'd be gagging on his huge, fat and long dick. The longest I have ever seen. When the dick is flaccid, it gets to his knees, now imagine it when it's erect. No jokes. I was still a learner then, so while sucking this idiot's dick, the fool was enjoying it so much and was moaning so loudly that he forced his long infested dick down my throat and it got stuck.

It went deep down my throat and into my stomach. Neighbours had to come to rush us to the hospital. They took us that way (his dick in my mouth). I almost died of embarrassment and pain.

We were operated on and pitifully, his dick had to be cut off since it wouldn't come out on its own. Wheeew. Those doctors tried.

I wore a neck plaster for 8 months and broke up with him thereafter. Sadly, he lost his dick and everything, I had to dump him later on. I dumped his sorry ass like a hot pot.

eduj:

this is what happens when you watch too much human blue films till it becomes boring, then you begin watch anime blue film

ictjobber:
Took her out, we ate, drank and ate again. When it was time to pay, I found out my atm no dey my wallet.. . Let me just stop here. Thinking about that day still sends chills down my spine.

SILENTandSMART2:
I said I'm not around and I'm with another girl.....


I was so surprised as she came to my house, i was shocked , before I could explain anything she started fighting with the other girl, i wanna start forming boss by not giving a forkkk until a whole community wey know me as a gentle man came to my door step asking for what is happening,

I started feeling somehow because i don't know what to explain to the people asking different questions....... At dat moment it's a mixture of anger and frustration in my system cus this girl is shouting and it was doing me like kicking her head off ....... The day is not funny because I can't control the situation at all ...... Girls are wicked.....