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It's very funny and shocking finding people talk or conspire against you when they don't know you are well aware of their conversation, so here are some pictures I've got that cracked my ribs

My mom and my sis!

They usually talk so much about me when they wake up in the morning. I'll just be listening and be forming sleep.

Mom: Did he eat last night?
Sis:. No. I asked him and he said he wasn't hungry. He was crying silently inside last night.
Mom; is he the only one without a job? Abi, what is all this nonsense Ok, maybe I'll call his brother to come o, that he wants to kill himself o.

He's asleep.
No he is not let's postpone it till tomorrow
No o. Konji will kill me. Open joor he is asleep
How do you know
When he is asleep he snores.

My people I don't snore but as a bad guy I started snoring small small. The stupid roommate gave me a cue and as a brother-in-kpekus I obeyed. My brother na so I force snore for over 45 minutes. The stupid boy don drink plenty OPA eyin he no gree cum.

let him be deep in sleep so that we can Bleep hard (they're already romancing by then).

Lit my kpoli as I read people's experience

One day I overheard my elder brother discussing his sexcapes with his friend. I was still very young ( maybe 12yrs) and thought my brother was a decent young adult. Me that was pretending to be asleep so he will not bug me with his plenty errands, I kuku slept off from there.

Lol. The first one is quite funny

Med o

I see truth and lies on this thread.
This I have seen

lols. I can imaging the scare on the girl's face will be hilarious

My girlfriend everyday hiding a pictures of Robert Pattison in my room. Every. Day.

If only lalasticlala will come and tell his own story.

One time I had a visitor, she slept over and by midnight I saw her going through my things, she thought I was sleeping. She took my gold chain and hid inside her bag, I just kept quiet.

By morning when she was planning to leave, as soon as she entered the bathroom to freshen up, I opened her bag and took my chain back..

Cause of that I didn't bother to give her tfare, lied to her that I'll transfer some money to her..

She didn't bother much bout the tfare cause in her mind she already have the gold chain


I don't know how she must have felt after discovering the chain is no longer in her bag...she never called me again and I never bothered too

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He's asleep Aunty. Yes, I put the holes in his condom. I'll make sure we f.ck when he wakes up.

People I called friends judging my matter quietly. it was back then in school.

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Na them. What are you forming to be asleep for? You be spy? What kind of paranoia is that?

@ op, that ''make una finish am'' got me laughing hard. i can relate to that

Nothing

I will be back to read comments

Nothing,
I heard Nothing!

She asked my friend for quicky and I pretended as if I heard nothing until I visit them with Cutlass in the bathroom while on doggy

Just here to read the comments.

They were planning to kill me. I'm just joking o

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