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| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Seniorwriter(m): 4:52pm On May 30, 2021 |
Sleep is luxury to any Online Earner or Freelancer ..... So ill pass. @SeniorWriter 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by gbolswag(m): 4:53pm On May 30, 2021 |
He has slept inside his room.....oya lets set him up...put the money inside his bag 6 Likes |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by specialmati(m): 4:53pm On May 30, 2021 |
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| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 4:54pm On May 30, 2021 |
Barbiturate:Awwn I love them already. Sorry about the unemployment of a thing Don't beat yourself up too much 58 Likes |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ahmback(m): 4:54pm On May 30, 2021 |
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| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Itzteewhy(m): 4:54pm On May 30, 2021 |
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| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Missyajoke(f): 4:54pm On May 30, 2021 |
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| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by legallyminded: 4:56pm On May 30, 2021 |
Twice has such occurred. The second one being the most significant was how a so-called close friend was telling other friends that I was a fool for helping him when he was in need and it happened to be that they had just returned and I had just regained consciousness but still had my eyes closed. That's why I don't trust anyone till date. 36 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by AntagonistKKK(m): 4:56pm On May 30, 2021 |
The voice of a Ghostess. 1 Like |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by izubext007: 4:57pm On May 30, 2021 |
[s] MickzyDonald:[/s] When Chelsea is winning man city |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Biglittlelois(f): 4:58pm On May 30, 2021 |
So many things about my humble self, human beings ehn, if not that it's not good to be alone, I'd have transported myself to a different world, sometimes you'd hear things about yourself and be like "Na me dem dey refer to like this" nawa, to be humble is a problem, to be reserved is a problem, to be an introvert is a problem, to be opinionated and straight forward is a problem, God help us. 59 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Gcool2(m): 5:00pm On May 30, 2021 |
Hmm |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by seunmsg(m): 5:02pm On May 30, 2021 |
A friend telling some other mutual friends that I’m a chain smoker. It was so ridiculous and hilarious at the same time. 12 Likes |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Munzy14(m): 5:02pm On May 30, 2021 |
iamyemiakins:Fake falseprophet... 16 Likes |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by otosa(m): 5:02pm On May 30, 2021 |
That Nigeria is going to better |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Noblefreeman(m): 5:03pm On May 30, 2021 |
I was trying to sleep then death was coming. I woke up immediately. 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by udemzyudex(m): 5:03pm On May 30, 2021 |
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| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Munzy14(m): 5:03pm On May 30, 2021 |
Skyfornia:Visitor abii Ashawo you carry? Say the truth...  62 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Martdc(m): 5:05pm On May 30, 2021 |
Uncle and wife talked how I have over stayed in their house and they planned on sending me out 82 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:06pm On May 30, 2021 |
Skyfornia:This is wickedness! |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 5:06pm On May 30, 2021 |
udemzyudex: I was about to write "Follow up and get scammed" just before I saw your comment of that obviously Data allowance Scammer. 8 Likes |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SimeonOTC(m): 5:07pm On May 30, 2021 |
The death of my step mum.. Woke up in the middle of the Night, overhead my dad and mum making frightened and panic calls. I pretend to be asleep, though I knew it was my step mum who recently had one of her breast cut off as a result of breast cancer. The Next thing i heard was "..she no dey talk again? Make Una force her talk.."..this was begining to over frighting me as my heart beat faster.. Another call came in at 2:30am and the next thing I heard from my dad was " she don die?..."she die!?" My mum burst into tears to inform my gradmum in her room.. My grandmum was singing almost throughout the night..very sad night. 59 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by EzeAnambra: 5:07pm On May 30, 2021 |
During nysc camping,i was dating this yoruba girl. So one day,we were together when she received a call and they spoke in Yoruba language. The two girls sitting at our back (Igbos) started complaining in Igbo language that every girl is getting hooked up and it's remaining them.They didn't know I'm Igbo and understood what dey where saying..I just smiled as the Boss I'm 49 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:09pm On May 30, 2021 |
dolex70712:Is this for real or should I continue buying data from my bank? |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Offpoint1: 5:09pm On May 30, 2021 |
Happen to understand 9 Nigeria languages, and till date only my immediate family know this... I've been in a lot of compounds with different tribes and some say shits about me in their dialect which I understand, till date I've never let anyone know I understand their language. I like being mysterious 57 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Iamvetlander(m): 5:09pm On May 30, 2021 |
udemzyudex:Why Sir? |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 5:10pm On May 30, 2021 |
Two corpers discussing about the cultists. They claimed that all the young boys of my place have turned cultists. I was just pretending to be asleep. I made them finish their talk before opening my eyes. Na so the corpers change their topic & began to say there are some of them who are still good like this one (referring to me). They just walked into the shop where their phone was being repaired. When they later saw me coming in, fear don dey catch them, not knowing I was an apprentice there 17 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by praiseneo(m): 5:11pm On May 30, 2021 |
Was pretending to be asleep when my babe wanted to unlock my phone she come first call her friend for phone de ask am if e de advisable cos she saw me opening my phone the night before that day so she cram the password I just stretch body after she make the call finish do like person wey don sleep finish. Cos if she open that phone, earthquake go happen only inside our room 97 Likes 8 Shares |
| Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 5:13pm On May 30, 2021 |
shitshappen: Funny There are some times you turn it to deep sleep to save one's & the others' faces. |
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