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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Timon4real(m): 5:36pm On May 30, 2021 |
Amen oo..I'm telling you Biglittlelois: 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 5:36pm On May 30, 2021 |
I heard my younger brother promising his girlfriend that he won't mind killing his whole family because of her.. Na so I use cutlass pursue the two of them comot for our house 60 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 5:37pm On May 30, 2021 |
No be say I dey pretend to sleep but today if you see how them be dey talk about me ehn. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Kosoco(m): 5:40pm On May 30, 2021 |
That idiots have sleep...... Mek we chop this thing tomorrow we go beg am...... Na So I stood up to warn them. They are here.... Mek I no continue... 16 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Vianna(f): 5:41pm On May 30, 2021 |
Even without pretending to be asleep, if you had the powers to hear what people discuss about you secretly ehn you'll think there's a clone of yourself out there. 43 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 5:42pm On May 30, 2021 |
Back then when i just started staying with my uncle. Woke up in the middle of the night to some quarrel, and discovered that it was my uncle's wife, quarellimg with my uncle. She was bitterly quarelling with him that he had the gut to see me boarding a plane to the US and has never dreamt that of her children (my uncle's dream usually came to pass) I was surprised at the hatred and she never failed to show it, even went ahead to inform a family friend, whose daughter later inform me at school. Living with them was pure hell. Being an orphan is a dangerous statute. 79 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 5:42pm On May 30, 2021 |
Mitsurugi:How do people put holes in condoms? 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by luminouz(m): 5:42pm On May 30, 2021 |
This happened in school One guy used 'mayehun(talk and obey)' on his best friend, who just stole his father's cocoa money. I was with two other juniors in a dark room talking when he entered, while we pretended to be asleep. That experience taught me NEVER to trust anyone. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by BarrElChapo(m): 5:42pm On May 30, 2021 |
FreelanceRebel: Was it consensual ? |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:43pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ishilove:It's same package on airtel, no difference whatsoever I thought his would be a lot cheaper than what I'm buying from airtel itself. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Kaykay999(m): 5:44pm On May 30, 2021 |
imagrg:Am dead guy Wait hahahaa u thought the guy wanted to kill ur aunty When i was small,i experienced it Someone was having sex in my presence and i was watching TV.I was small then but i know that’s not a normal something 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 5:46pm On May 30, 2021 |
Michelle55:If it is Airtel it's the same package, but other networks are cheapest |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by emmnprince(m): 5:47pm On May 30, 2021 |
Michelle55: Don't get scammed! |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:48pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ishilove:Yeah it's airtel. Emptyhen and zoogeria colour no make sense for here |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:49pm On May 30, 2021 |
emmnprince:Thanks bro! |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 5:49pm On May 30, 2021 |
imagrg:LMAO |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SweetDipBenny(m): 5:50pm On May 30, 2021 |
MejiLoyon:it must have been very difficult for u. Pretending to sleep nd snore while ur dìck is hard. Me i go leave room for them 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by BarrElChapo(m): 5:51pm On May 30, 2021 |
NewDelhi: Mehn STFU ! 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 5:51pm On May 30, 2021 |
RedAlert08: My dad spoke all the languages in Nigeria when he was alive. 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Skyfornia(m): 5:52pm On May 30, 2021 |
9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by RedAlert08(m): 5:53pm On May 30, 2021 |
Vianna: girl, you're beautiful. I just sent you a message. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by jydmak(m): 5:53pm On May 30, 2021 |
Are u now in US? AdeOri99: 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 5:54pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ishilove: Oh, thanks for this. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 5:55pm On May 30, 2021 |
Michelle55:What of 9mobile? |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 5:55pm On May 30, 2021 |
NewDelhi: You nor lie sha. I took my revenge on everyone that disrespected me when i was broke. I messed them up completely. If you think you don't have conscience, you dey learn for my side. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 5:55pm On May 30, 2021 |
SimplyFacts:You're welcome |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Mitsurugi(m): 5:55pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ishilove: They poke it with pins |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 5:57pm On May 30, 2021 |
Mitsurugi:Wait o. Do they poke it while it is still in the pack, or do they remove it, poke it and put back into the pack? |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:58pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ishilove:Eww.. Ishi you no ruff me at all I have never used that network before, kindly epp me beg airtel to reduce their charging rate edakun or I'll start buying new Sim every 6 months for their bonus offer |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:59pm On May 30, 2021 |
michaelpop50:Revenge is of the Lord brotherly! Learn to forgive and move on 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Chris2863(m): 6:01pm On May 30, 2021 |
Barbiturate:no kill yourself oo 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by stasius: 6:01pm On May 30, 2021 |
My own is worse. One said to the other he is asleep. She responded...lets use the bathroom. I gave them like 5mins stood up and went to the bathroom pretending I want to urinate.... Opened door and saw this dude banging her hard doggy way. They were just shouting jeez... Fvck.. Damn.. God... I quietly went to bed. The next day shame no allow her stay till sunrise. 9 Likes 1 Share |
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