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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 6:01pm On May 30, 2021 |
jydmak:No b only US. as i am presently, havn't tasted no food since morning, that is to show you how i am suffering presently. but i am still in my early 20s, full of hope and working towards achieving my dream. Some people are just bitter and intollerant, i can't begin to explain how much i suffered in the hand of this woman. She literally killed me. 36 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Mitsurugi(m): 6:04pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ishilove: You take it out of the packet, then poke it through its wrapper. When it's IN USE the holes expand till the protection is useless It's an old trick 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by HarunaWest(m): 6:04pm On May 30, 2021 |
SimeonOTC:Wow..Your mum burst into tearsm.that means they weren't rivals. 15 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 6:07pm On May 30, 2021 |
Mitsurugi:Ehen. So humans can be so dubious! I have never heard of this kind of trick |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by UDUJ(m): 6:09pm On May 30, 2021 |
MickzyDonald: These are the types of stories I love reading. Nice thread 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by mariahAngel(f): 6:09pm On May 30, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Swagaliciousguy(m): 6:09pm On May 30, 2021 |
Vianna: That is why humans are not gifted with the power of the unseen 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SimeonOTC(m): 6:13pm On May 30, 2021 |
HarunaWest: Nope..they even act like sisters atimes. 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by HarunaWest(m): 6:14pm On May 30, 2021 |
SimeonOTC:Wow I love that..so unfortunate you lost her though..The irony of Life is Death. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by JubrinElSudan: 6:16pm On May 30, 2021 |
AdeOri99:Are you in the US now? If No, I pray it happens soonest for you 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Kingzjayzee: 6:17pm On May 30, 2021 |
iamyemiakins:tell us your own lie na, Mr seer. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by mariahAngel(f): 6:17pm On May 30, 2021 |
Barbiturate: Ehyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Karleb(m): 6:18pm On May 30, 2021 |
Barbiturate: Oga biochemist, you job would come. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Timon4real(m): 6:19pm On May 30, 2021 |
Hope say you don eat belleful , no go dey disturb person daughter RedAlert08: 11 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by hstar: 6:21pm On May 30, 2021 |
Munzy14:haha Bursted |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by poshestmina(f): 6:21pm On May 30, 2021 |
RedAlert08: My dad speaks 8 Languages. I speak 5 , hoping to learn more especially french and German. Amen. 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Pofgrace(m): 6:23pm On May 30, 2021 |
AdeOri99:send aza 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by DashDolls(m): 6:27pm On May 30, 2021 |
Funny story. When I was serving. The school put we corpers in their school corpers lodge becos it's a missionary school so they had teachers and corpers lodge. We were 4 in our lodge cos it was a four Bedroom Bungalow with 2 bath, 2 toilets and a kitchen. And we were 2 guys and 2 ladies. So one night , I had typhoid and I was vomiting and stooling at same time. So around 2am, I was in one of the toilet and was stooling and vomiting then one of the churchy corper girls heard me and came out and stood at the toilet door cos I left it open. Apparently I left it open. I didn't know anyone will come out that night and I was stooling naked and I didn't send that the girl was at the door trying to help me. All she was saying was "sorry... sorry" Two weeks later, I had recovered and was sleeping in my room. She came to the lodge to call me so we could go out. I was in the room resting. She taught I was sleeping or I wasn't around. Then she started telling the second corper girl in excitement... "Guess what?...Do u know I saw (she mentioned my name) NAKED in the toilet one night like that? The other girl replied in excitement "Are you serious? When? How?" She went on to say "When he was sick and vomiting in the toilet" They went on to discuss further in excitement as they left the corpers lodge and closed the door. I was in my room and was just laughing and saying to myself "So this SU Girl can talk about boy like this?" "So Girls can talk about naked boys like this in excitement It just shows that's Churchy or Not, Boys and Girls are the same. Apparently, it's been 3 yrs we last saw, we don't chat that much but she still checks my whatsapp status till today 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Oyerinde16(m): 6:28pm On May 30, 2021 |
My cousin knells down to greet me and acts all happy n jovial, I have assisted her severally, a friend of her visited me and placed a call to her, after d gist, her friend asked my cousin, how far about ur brother... Omo what my cousin said about me shocked me myself, this is someone I spent over #250k on d month b4. I now know no matter what u do for humans, u are just doing it, they will snitch on u at the slightest opportunity... I will shock her life the next time we meet, she will start her good evening bro *** acting jovial all over, but I will henceforth snub her and she will never get a kobo from me... If she n her family die, I care less... In 10yrs God sparing our life's I will yell her, her offence... 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Kingzjayzee: 6:28pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ishilove:this one u are endorsing it, e go legit oo |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Munzy14(m): 6:30pm On May 30, 2021 |
mariahAngel:I chiga ochi....I na ha mutala our ways o... |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 6:30pm On May 30, 2021 |
Kingzjayzee:Very legit. 100% 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Karleb(m): 6:30pm On May 30, 2021 |
NewDelhi: You have a point but not all relatives are like this. Besides, why would anyone squat if they can afford rent? 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by RedAlert08(m): 6:31pm On May 30, 2021 |
Timon4real: Why are you being a hater? |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 6:31pm On May 30, 2021 |
Pofgrace:For real? I shall be very grateful. 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by RedAlert08(m): 6:32pm On May 30, 2021 |
poshestmina: Wow that's good to know! International languages for that matter! I kinda envy you guys. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by mariahAngel(f): 6:34pm On May 30, 2021 |
Munzy14: Umu aka highway! 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by pocohantas(f): 6:34pm On May 30, 2021 |
Skyfornia: Hahahahahahahahaaha! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ugandatales: 6:35pm On May 30, 2021 |
shitshappen: And you had your first wetdream I guess |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by poshestmina(f): 6:36pm On May 30, 2021 |
RedAlert08: No...no international one yet. I'm hoping to learn them soon. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Karleb(m): 6:37pm On May 30, 2021 |
Michelle55: Tarr!! I love to revenge. Although I forgive easily sha. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by seunny4lif(m): 6:38pm On May 30, 2021 |
My belle MejiLoyon:
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