Karleb:


Tarr!! I love to revenge. Although I forgive easily sha.

Oyerinde16:
My cousin knells down to greet me and acts all happy n jovial, I have assisted her severally, a friend of her visited me and placed a call to her, after d gist, her friend asked my cousin, how far about ur brother... Omo what my cousin said about me shocked me myself, this is someone I spent over #250k on d month b4. I now know no matter what u do for humans, u are just doing it, they will snitch on u at the slightest opportunity... I will shock her life the next time we meet, she will start her good evening bro *** acting jovial all over, but I will henceforth snub her and she will never get a kobo from me... If she n her family die, I care less... In 10yrs God sparing our life's I will yell her, her offence...

poshestmina:


No...no international one yet.
I'm hoping to learn them soon.

Munzy14:

Visitor abii Ashawo you carry? Say the truth...

imagrg:
I was about 6 years old then.
My parents went to the village to attend one of my uncle's traditional wedding and my father's younger sister invited her boyfriend in. We slept in same room with her. I and my siblings slept off. As I woke up in the midnight to ease myself, I noticed the young man on top of my auntie...both of them stark naked. The young man was bouncing up and down of top of aunty. I quickly rushed to them and gave the young man a punch on the back asking him to leave my auntie alone and get out our house! Come and see surprise!
The next morning my auntie bribed me with big cup of ice cream and I promised not to tell...

RedAlert08:


Do the languages you speak include Igbo?

SimeonOTC:
The death of my step mum..

Woke up in the middle of the Night, overhead my dad and mum making frightened and panic calls.
I pretend to be asleep, though I knew it was my step mum who recently had one of her breast cut off as a result of breast cancer.
The Next thing i heard was "..she no dey talk again? Make Una force her talk.."..this was begining to over frighting me as my heart beat faster..

Another call came in at 2:30am and the next thing I heard from my dad was " she don die?..."she die!?"

My mum burst into tears to inform my gradmum in her room..
My grandmum was singing almost throughout the night..very sad night.

praiseneo:
Was pretending to be asleep when my babe wanted to unlock my phone she come first call her friend for phone de ask am if e de advisable cos she saw me opening my phone the night before that day so she cram the password

I just stretch body after she make the call finish do like person wey don sleep finish. Cos if she open that phone, earthquake go happen only inside our room

EzeAnambra:
During nysc camping,i was dating this yoruba girl. So one day,we were together when she received a call and they spoke in Yoruba language. The two girls sitting at our back (Igbos) started complaining in Igbo language that every girl is getting hooked up and it's remaining them.They didn't know I'm Igbo and understood what dey where saying..I just smiled as the Boss I'm

poshestmina:


Yes.
Igbo
Yoruba.
My native language.
Ibibio
a little Hausa(I understand but can't speak fluently).

Goalnaldo:
I use to tell people who care to listen that I am the silent listener to every conversation. I can pretend to be asleep and people will think I'm actually sleeping.

I experienced a lot of these but one stood out.

I went to buy HND form and I stayed in the house of my former roommate.

He and his current roommate came back from lectures and saw me sleeping ( or so they thought) They said I just came to someone's house I can't wash plates, just eat and sleep. [b]One of them said "are you sure this guy is sleeping?" The other one replied "yes" and they continued to slander. I got up from the bed and went straight to the kitchen to wash plates. You need to see the surprise in their eyes [/b]

Munzy14:

Nawa o..but how do you guys stay in a relationship without being free to handle eachother's cell phone?...smh

I don't fancy pressing her phone as a guy, but it shouldn't get locked likewise mine...

Dwayne22:
I heard my younger brother promising his girlfriend that he won't mind killing his whole family because of her.. Na so I use cutlass pursue the two of them comot for our house

RedAlert08:



How possible is it for you to understand 9 Nigerian languages?

poshestmina:


My dad speaks 8 Languages.
I speak 5 , hoping to learn more especially french and German. Amen.

Michelle55:

Revenge is of the Lord brotherly! Learn to forgive and move on

Barbiturate:
My mom and my sis!

They usually talk so much about me when they wake up in the morning. I'll just be listening and be forming sleep.

Mom: Did he eat last night?
Sis:. No. I asked him and he said he wasn't hungry. He was crying silently inside last night.
Mom; is he the only one without a job? Abi, what is all this nonsense Ok, maybe I'll call his brother to come o, that he wants to kill himself o.

Oyerinde16:
My cousin knells down to greet me and acts all happy n jovial, I have assisted her severally, a friend of her visited me and placed a call to her, after d gist, her friend asked my cousin, how far about ur brother... Omo what my cousin said about me shocked me myself, this is someone I spent over #250k on d month b4. I now know no matter what u do for humans, u are just doing it, they will snitch on u at the slightest opportunity... I will shock her life the next time we meet, she will start her good evening bro *** acting jovial all over, but I will henceforth snub her and she will never get a kobo from me... If she n her family die, I care less... In 10yrs God sparing our life's I will yell her, her offence...

michaelpop50:


Na you sabi. I dey take my revenge here on earth.

Wicked boy! I Don dey fear you

Michelle55:

Wicked boy! I Don dey fear you

Ugandatales:


Wow! So, your mom cried when your stepmom died. What a great family. Dad must be a great man.

michaelpop50:


You see me, you done see Esun

Lol.. I thought as much.. I fear who no fear you my brother

shitshappen:
One day I overheard my elder brother discussing his sexcapes with his friend. I was still very young ( maybe 12yrs) and thought my brother was a decent young adult. Me that was pretending to be asleep so he will not bug me with his plenty errands, I kuku slept off from there.

SimeonOTC:

Yah.
The 3 children she had, my mom took care of them till date..they are all grown up nigga's now still with my mom..

Fgwa:
Just this morning while in a vehicle to work, a female passenger entered around Dutse Abuja to Berger, she was busy discussing with her friend on phone using language how a man took her out and was unable to last long. She talk on how immediately she open her laps, the idiot throw out sperms and started sleeping, but the most important thing is, he paid well.
I was just laughing in my mind and I did not let her know I heard her till I dropped because I was ashamed.

Michelle55:

Lol.. I thought as much.. I fear who no fear you my brother

AdeOri99:
Back then when i just started staying with my uncle.
Woke up in the middle of the night to some quarrel, and discovered that it was my uncle's wife, quarellimg with my uncle.

She was bitterly quarelling with him that he had the gut to see me boarding a plane to the US and has never dreamt that of her children (my uncle's dream usually came to pass)

I was surprised at the hatred and she never failed to show it, even went ahead to inform a family friend, whose daughter later inform me at school.

Living with them was pure hell.

Being an orphan is a dangerous statute.

Ugandatales:


That's so nice. What state are you guys from? I'm really curious to know.

respectfully:
Hahahaha mek I laugh first. When I was 10years old, I went to visit my elder brother in his one room apartment just to spend two days because that time he was a fresh graduate. In the night he called his girlfriend to come they were all in bed while I was sleeping on the mat, they pretended as if they didn't want to to anything. Me as a bad boy , On my mind I was like today na today I must see how una go take do am. Around past eleven, I started soft snoring, both of them whispered in a low tone, "he is sleeping " "he has slept off". After few minutes, my brother took style and called me twice, I didn't respond, I was snoring, he told his girlfriend that I slept off. They started their football game, I heard a voice like pussy cat crying , I was laughing in my mind, after a while, she stopped crying like pussy cat. I later heard okay put it by yourself �����